Whack da Pee Pee
Given the state of the jail and the courts, we're surprised anyone had the balls to order this:
- Cook County jail detainees with a history of indecent exposure, masturbation or sexual misconduct will remain handcuffed “at all times” during courthouse visits while a series of recent lawsuits play out, a federal judge said Tuesday.
And this sounds particularly amusing:
- Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart did not oppose the order, which allows for a criminal court judge have a detainee uncuffed. It also says officers “may use appropriate force or handcuffing” to stop detainees from engaging in sexual misconduct.
U.S. District Judge Matthew Kennelly’s order follows a series of lawsuits by female Cook County jail guards and assistant public defenders complaining that Dart has failed to stop daily occurrences of detainees masturbating in front of them.
That's going to make it awfully difficult for the frustrated prisoners to "take care" of business. Perhaps Dart didn't object because Prickwrinkle made budget cuts to the pizza fund?
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
37 Comments:
Dart only agreed because he heard he'd be "handling things" for the inmates.
Dart didn't object because SOMETHING had to be done about that issue, and it was going to take a judge to set the tone, since cameras are everywhere within the County jail. Years ago, there was considerable 'discretion' in dealing with this sort of thing, and it was likely extremely effective, but those days have long gone by, and the County detainees know it all too well. Any corrective measures utilized by the correctional officers to correct this situation are going to have to come from the courts. The County Sheriffs hands are tied on this issue, and the correctional officers know where the lines are drawn on 'discretionary tactics.'
What gives KenneLly the idea handcuffs will deter or eliminate a good old spontaneous whackadoodling? What about using a good old fashioned leather, belted and studded whang restricter? That'll hold it, so to speak. Once, back in the 1960's, I met this leather laden domin.........Oops! Never mind!
Dart is Time magazines A-hole of the year.
Appropriate force = mace their balls when they engage in sexual misconduct...
So it takes a federal judge to make this ruling? Why even have the feckless Cook County judges??
Hug a thug! The made these monsters!
takes af f!ckin lawsuit to stop this crap when it should have been stopped long ago by the authorities.
Federal judge. Not owing anything to Rahm and following Trump guidelines.
Old Cheech and Chong skit, Bailiff,whack his pee pee.
WTF. Boo cant rub one out now?
I think you've made a serious career error if your profession requires you to interview a client and you have to tell the client to stop masturbating. ♠️
animals
load up them pizza's with salt peter.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So it takes a federal judge to make this ruling? Why even have the feckless Cook County judges??
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Judges in CC are on assholes side... and this is just re-dick-ulous that it went this far
Hook their nut sacks up to jumper cables and a nice fresh car battery.
It took a Fed Judge to do it Dart wouldn't do it he wanted a pizza party for all vote MAGA Vote his ass out of office
ace on balls won't work, but a tazer would. Ouch!
Thats why jail guards should have night sticks.
Probably done because Kennelly used to be a public defender before he became a federal judge.
Back in the good old days, the first asshole to try this jacking off shit would have been visited by 3 or 4 burly COs and given a good old fashioned tune-up. Once the other shitheads got a good look at the initial offender's rearranged face, it would immediately stop any ideas of a repeat performance. Pain is a powerful teaching tool.
Cara Smith has told so many lies, it makes you wonder if she will lie under oath. She claims Dart has always pushed for felony charges against his beloved inmates for whacking the pee pee in front of female staff. Problem is there is hundreds of documented incidences going back years where the female guards couldn't even get the Sheriff to give out a written reprimand for sexual violators. There is also hundreds of documented incidences where Sheriff retaliated against females who were subjected to this. Judge Kennelly is not going to put up with her lies in court.
When I work for Sheehan in jail in early 90's this stuff did not happen. If an inmate did this to a female they were placed on lockdown 23/7 for one month. If they did it again they were shipped down state and the southern boys took care of it. There was so many deterrents as oppose to beating the inmate you could use. When I hear all the war stories of inmate beatings I just laugh. It really didn't happen at all after the late 80's. Now under Sheriff O'Grady inmates did get ass beat but Sheehan did not tolerate that. But Sheehan also backed his officers and set rules the inmates were well aware of. Hell back in the 80-90's if an inmate disrespected a female like that the other inmates would take care of it and it usually never happened again. When I hear from old colleagues how Dart runs the operation its really hard to believe. He gives pizza to inmates who sexually assault females and refuses to place any of them on lockdown. That is fucking crazy.
Pepper spray their pickles! They'll be holding it for a different reason them.
J.J.
dunb-ass dart should have ordered that instead of pizza's. that guy is a joke
Every time an inmate is caught flipping his toad, simply add one day to his sentence.
The officers have metal batons which will hurt just as much as a night stick.
You think the sausage pizza drives them to pull their sausages?a sausage conspiracy?
... and now for something completely different.
Isn't SCC a Monty Python fan? This clip from The Meaning of Life would've been the perfect touch for this post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Oh they'll STILL find a way to rub one out handcuffed or not. They'll just snuggle up next to ya and get all cozy n shit.
To curb my urge to satisfy myself I also began handcuffing my hands to break free of this nasty habit. Almost without hesitation I learned to adjust and began using my feet. I can attest handcuffing doesn't work.
No spanking the monkey, you will go blind !
I don't see what the problem is at the jail. These guys are practicing to be Hollywood producers upon their release.
I wasnt Wacking off,I was boxing the clown,Its not my fault,Im disenfrancished.
10:19am. Great Post.
Anonymous said...
To curb my urge to satisfy myself I also began handcuffing my hands to break free of this nasty habit. Almost without hesitation I learned to adjust and began using my feet. I can attest handcuffing doesn't work.
11/29/2017 08:27:00 PM
Using your feet? I've heard that yoga can improve your flexibility and reduce your stress levels, but this was a stroke of genius!
Using your feet? I've heard that yoga can improve your flexibility and reduce your stress levels, but this was a stroke of genius!
11/30/2017 04:29:00 PM
Yuk Yuk 'stroke' of genius !
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