Jesse in Jail!
- The Rev. Jesse Jackson said he relies on daily physical therapy, medication and prayer to manage Parkinson’s disease, but he showed few signs of slowing down Monday as he carried on a decades-old Christmas tradition with a sermon to inmates at one of the nation’s largest jails.
He had an interesting message for the inmates though:
- “Our mission is to get you out of here and not return,” Jackson told the crowd of roughly 200 men and women. “Jail is not a hotel.”
That's interesting on a few levels:
- Someone changes your linens, washes your clothes, provides you with a gym, etc.;
- You can get some sort of room service at a hotel, like pizza to order;
- The windows don't open and the furniture isn't comfortable;
- You can engage in all sorts of sexual hi-jinks at a hotel with strangers - men, women, visiting lawyers, etc. And no one really cares.
So jail is pretty much exactly like a hotel, just with higher walls and slightly tighter security.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Approximately 82% of those currently held at CCDOC have a previous violent felony conviction. Try again JJ.
Jail isn't paid by your credit card. Taxpayers like me pay for it.
Jesse is a Chicago Machine Politician. Of Course He Belongs in Jail!
Jesse Jackjaws slowin down? He was slowed down his whole life! He always sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles. Read: Shakedown: Exposing The Real Jesse Jackson By Kenneth R. Timmerman
JJ is a scumbag. The S in operation push is a dollar sign, no mistake.
Only thing missing is guns to shoot through walls and a front desk o take fake credit cards.
The other 12% will be back soon.
It would be nice for him to spend every day---and night---there
Try again. You cannot get to County if you are never charged. How many rapes and sexual assaults go unreported, many until years later? That alone would change the dynamic of Cook County.
WHAAAT?
No friggin' Frango mint on the pillows at CCJ?
That does it, I'm going straight.
Straight to a Holiday Inn where I can steal the towels, BUT I still have to pay for the damn pizza.
Why doesn't Jesse higher his boy JR to run a program funded by operation push maybe a Sunday brunch for the inmates every week like PUSH. Used to do with the breakfast programs. Jr can then get off free social security and pension from Congress.
You could have guest revruns like Father Faker ( who will be allowed to park illegally in front of the jail) and Cardinal Stupid who can arrive and walk in wth his hands raised (Furgeson style)
Man, I can't wait! LOL
Did you ever notice that when Jessie Jr got caught he all of a sudden got sick.
A allegation of Jessie Sr committing sexual harassment by grabbing a girls leg and saying some tasty words and he suddenly reveals a sickness.
A lot of kneeling football players are often injured as the screw up a play,.
Amaising, TrueType amasing!!!!!!
So a Cook County jail is like a hotel. Which one has easier checkout procedures??
Tough call. Probably the hotel… You have to show a credit card.
Tighter security- at Cook County??? Now that's a good one!
Sometimes going to jail is the only way you can see your son and daughter-in-law for the holidays.
His piece of shit offspring (JJ Jr) has been quiet lately.......and that arrogant bitch ex-wife of his - wonder how the divorce is going. Last I heard she was subpoenaing the records of some strip club & he wanted to see Mc Carthy's phone records, etc... Fuckin losers.
Another politician of that infamous Obama ilk. Should get a good tar and feather job. Dumbass, criminals belong behind bars, or in the ground!
J.J.
So jail is pretty much exactly like a hotel, just with higher walls and slightly tighter security.
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POSTED BY SCC AT 12:03
All paid for free of charge by guess who?
Was Jesse surprised to see no inmates after Dart and Billy Cunningham emptied the jail.
Stay there Jesse. Be their Chaplin.
Jeese Louis Jackson born Jesse Louis Burns should be spending Christmas with his numerous out of wedlock children and their baby mama mistresses. Instead he opted to visit like sex predators and relating his personal experiences groping and sexually assaulting female journalists. Don't forget liberal activist groups have championed JJ Sr. for his pivotal role in gender equality and promoting the rights of women.
He can probably use his personal stories of rushing to judgement condemning the Duke lacrosse team for made up allegations of sex. He can personally relate how much sought after religious, political mouthpiece can sway public opinion against the innocent. Maybe his time would be better spent boycotting corporations flush with cash after the President Trump tax cuts and then use his trademarked "Shakedown" techniques to redistribute wealth to the needy and most importantly, the greedy.
Apparently the hateful blowhard didn’t notice the low attendance in the audience or forgot about the PrickWanker-KimmJong Inmate Furlough Initiative.
You have to be pretty fugked up to ever be detained in Dart Jail these days, nonetheless Jessie wants them out.
The babbling inaudible wisdom of the now delirious JJ certainly proved his worth in his 50 years of all-talk shakedown community activism that he had to return to the mothership (Cook Co Jail) to renew those vows.
Or maybe he just thinks it’s 1968 again.
The fake news media will be covering his every jitter, chronicling his waning days.
This was installment number one.
Jesse Louis Burns, on 4 April 1968,
was in the parking lot, one floor below the
balcony where MLK Jr. was shot. Jesse
claimed that he was standing next to Dr. King,
and smeared King's blood on his white shirt.
Graduated with a degree in sociology (worthless
now; worthless back then). He never achieved
the historical importance of Dr. King. A second
stringer. Dr. King became a martyr when his life
ended; Jesse Burns lives on, along with his
nightmare.
This is the old story of I was a badass in my youth,
but now I'm elderly and feeble.
Jackson played and lettered in 3 sports in college.
Mr. Quarterback, Mr. Big Man On Campus (BMOC).
Apparently paid more attention to athletics than
academics.
I'm waiting for his final tour de force, advocating pay
and benefits for student athletes with a moniker to
honor him forever: the Jackson Rule.
Only a brain autopsy can differentiate damage from
CTE vs. that from marijuana using a shotgun barrel
as a Ghetto Bong. B.B. King had less education and
more money; he worked for it.
Despite the impressions of deprivation and
struggle Mr. Jackson would like you to believe,
he was a college boy with a 4 yr degree who
happened to turn radical, which was fashionable
for the times. He latched onto the coat tails of
MLK Jr. and played that angle for all it was worth.
Without MLK Jr., there is no Jesse Jackson action
figure or bobble head doll.
Did JJ Sr stay for the dick show put on by the inmates?
In the C.C. jail when they say hose down that
sidewalk the trustees pull their dicks out. It's
a young man's game.
Jesse thinks a Fire Stick is something used to light a Molotov cocktail
Jesse is back now that Obama is out. Notice how quiet he has been for the last eight years
You can only have big guy in town
Thought you made my day with the lead “Jesse in jail”. Then I read the rest. Oh well
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