Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas


As always, a very Merry Christmas to you and your this season. Stay safe if you're working, enjoy the day if your not. Maybe take a moment and phone or text someone who's on-duty today.

Open post - comments will be delayed as we will be otherwise occupied today.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those unfamiliar with whats going on in 018,We have a 5th Watch, it was put together by a Commander so he could put 90 additional people on Management this Crap is Wrong and should be Outed,This Bullshit could be at your District next.

12/25/2017 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Toy 'R' Us said...

Hey 025th district boys and girls!  Did Santa get you the hottest new toy item for this Christmas holiday?  If not, you must go out and get the 025th district 'Escamerit,' action figure!  Yes officers, you too can have all the ass kissing action of a multiple merit commander right in the comfort of your own home. 

Relive all of Escamerit's greatest adventures.  You can have him chase after the mad Email Leaker, watch him hustle for gun turn ins, SPAR patrolmen, harass poor Lt B.K., or just have him simply sit and fantasize about all the people he will fuck over once he makes deputy.

   Escamerit comes equipped with a Quota Kung-Fu grip.  His whirlwind leadership style can dismantle any police district in seconds.  Press the button on his back and watch him roll around and yell at his subordinates for the slightest infraction as his gold star spins in a circle. 

Pull the string attached to Escamerit's tukas to hear him shout out such phrases as "2500, trace that radio number squad!" or "I want a minimum number of ten traffic stops!" and "Right away alderman!  Whatever you need!" along with many of his other classic stupid sayings.   

Escamerit is made from 100% pure meritorious blubber.  You can throw him from off of the roof at police headquarters and he won't break or even get demoted. 

Only $59.99!  That's cheaper then a district Christmas party ticket!  So hurry up now to your nearest toy store location while supplies still last.  Merit packets and Indian Burial Ground playset sold separately. Send in proof of purchase to get your free 'Email Leaker,' action figure mailed to your home and finally find out who the mysterious officer is!

Warning:  If Escamerit becomes really hot and emits a very pungent odor, store him in the CAPS office.  Report any toy defects to the ACLU or IAD division immediately

12/25/2017 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to All, and a better New Year.

12/25/2017 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas SCC and thanks for all you do.

12/25/2017 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas

12/25/2017 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas All. SCC, as always, great work. Thank you.

12/25/2017 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peace and happiness to all first responders.

12/25/2017 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired one year,but still thinking about everyone still out there,stay safe...Merry Christmas to you all.

12/25/2017 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all, even the assholes on the department and I mean that.

12/25/2017 06:27:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Merry Christmas everybody, be sure to get home to your family and loved ones in one piece.

12/25/2017 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make merry, merry today!! Be safe and thank you, everyone, for all you do!!!!!

12/25/2017 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

If you feel lonely, please call someone.

12/25/2017 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Merry Christmas Everyone.

To those working today, above all Stay Safe!

12/25/2017 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets hope and pray for a better year........

did you hear that DOJ????

12/25/2017 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas SCC and to all the Men and Women in Blue. Lets all hope the nonsense will STOP in 2018, One can wish, Right...Stay safe and God Bless...

12/25/2017 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Jediah Brown said...

What is it with 025 and the bosses? Is it crappy bosses or crappy coppers?

12/25/2017 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas!!!! And the Chaplains should be expecting more money from the Tribune. They stole this topic straight from SCC, including the big focus on the fact that the rules were changed in October and no one really knew it.

Chicago Tribune: In change to force rules, Chicago police discourage using Tasers on people who flee. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwmr2vsjM

12/25/2017 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all!

12/25/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeVDOu2_Fuc

12/25/2017 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas from Texas.

12/25/2017 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry CHRISTmas SCC. Thank you for what you do. I'm listening less & less to "news"radio, as it's over the top in bias, anti-Trump, anti-law, anti-all the values we grew up with!

Usually, people start a website, blog and lose interest. You have kept this going for well over a decade. Sincere congratulations. You provide a needed service!

NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.

12/25/2017 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will pour out a blessing upon you that
you will not be able to contain it.

12/25/2017 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a retired LEO: Merry Christmas to all of my brothers and sisters in blue. For those working today prayers for safety.

12/25/2017 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all men of integrity, strong moral values and a strong sense of right and wrong. Never give up!

J.J.

(I know that's probably politically incorrect in so many ways, but screw it, there's a new Sheriff in the White House.)

12/25/2017 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas.

God Bless Us All.

Policing is a nasty, horrible, life-altering/shortening,
shit doo-doo job dealing with nasty, horrible, life-
altering/shortening, shit doo-doo people both within
and without who do all they can to undermine all
in Policing that is ultimately good, upright and
pleasing in the eyes of God.

Aye... He knows what The Policeman
struggles against.

Try and be mindful that the Christ Child is
indeed the reason for the season...

Protect yourselves and each other first,
foremost and always.

Get home to your families and loved ones
no matter who you have to run over or whose
feelings you hurt because you refused to be a
willing sacrifice because they "feel" you should.

God has gifted the upright and reasonable man
with plentiful common sense and discernment.

"They," just hate that you're using that which
you've been gifted with.

A fraternal nod of acknowledgement to SCC
and all you upright, no-nonsense, stalwarts
who wear/wore the CPD Star with pride and
a not inconsiderable sense of ownership and
honor.

...Y'all know who y'all is!
👍😏👌
In closing?

Be watchful.
Be vigilant.

Watch their hands...
Hands kill.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

12/25/2017 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas SCC, keep doing what ur doing, btw in the lasted issue of the Reader "The worst of chicago issue " on page 15 they take a shot at the blog, bs of course just letting u know 🎅

12/25/2017 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all..Stay Safe!! Stay Fetal!! Enjoy your families! Always remember...YOUR family comes first...not this fuckin dept!

12/25/2017 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025 OMFG so funny, sounds like commander merit is a nightmare POS to work for, thank god I don't, good luck and b safe

12/25/2017 09:12:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Here's a Great Christmas 'Carol' that everyone should enjoy.
[well, almost everyone anyway. ;-)]

It's The Most Wonderful Time In Eight Years
YouTube Video || 4:20

Merry Christmas to all -- Hillary's still not president. LOL

12/25/2017 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Merry Christmas in 012 started with a huge breakfast buffet provided by citizens living in the north end of the District. It’s nice to know we are appreciated.

12/25/2017 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Follow up article on Hornowski:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/retired-chicago-cop-chester-hornowski-killed-arkansas-boardinghouse/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

12/25/2017 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to my Brothers and Sisters in Blue
be safe

12/25/2017 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
For those unfamiliar with whats going on in 018,We have a 5th Watch, it was put together by a Commander so he could put 90 additional people on Management this Crap is Wrong and should be Outed,This Bullshit could be at your District next.

12/25/2017 01:02:00 AM

I heard the douchebag commander in 004 is trying to do the samething.

12/25/2017 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Birds&Blooms said...

SCC, Merry Christmas to you and yours. Merry Christmas to all officers throughout.
God Bless you.

12/25/2017 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
For those unfamiliar with whats going on in 018,We have a 5th Watch, it was put together by a Commander so he could put 90 additional people on Management this Crap is Wrong and should be Outed,This Bullshit could be at your District next.

12/25/2017 01:02:00 AM

Every District has a 5th watch genius. Quit listening to your FOP rep who’s hurt more coppers than helped.

And Merry Christmas SCC!

12/25/2017 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those unfamiliar with whats going on in 018,We have a 5th Watch, it was put together by a Commander so he could put 90 additional people on Management this Crap is Wrong and should be Outed,This Bullshit could be at your District next.

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Sorry to burst your news flash bubble that there’s a 5th Watch in 018. Here’s another, There’s also a 5th Watch in 001. Gasp. Go grab your shine box because it’s been going on probably since you got on the job and it’s not a secret like you think it is. I’m not on 5th Watch either before you spout off that I’m protecting my spot.

12/25/2017 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all. Stay safe. And God Bless the Thin Blue Line.

12/25/2017 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



TO: Toy "R"
It's Christmas.
Lighten up, Francis.


12/25/2017 11:06:00 AM  
Blogger Txdino said...

Stay safe and don’t let the bastards grind you down

12/25/2017 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

merry Christmas to all my fellow non-clouted working police officers and to all of mike madigans merit promotees a big f-ckyou

12/25/2017 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the guy in 018. That's the comment you make on Christmas Day. I feel sorry for you. Please get help.

12/25/2017 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas from Unit 277.

12/25/2017 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember that your family and all they have suffered with your to get there with you.
They have all have their memories of your home safe again. That Velcro ripping, the awful smell you always get. So many little thing you may not pay attention to, but they wait for everyday to know you have returned.
I retired last December and moved to south east Texas in January.
It does happen. Stay safe. Your retirement will be here sooner than you think.
Merry Christmas to all.

12/25/2017 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous David Letterman said...

Merry Christmas to everyone at SCC. Here in my grubby little paws is a list. From the Home Office in Austin, Texas, here is tonight's Top Ten List of Chicago Christmas Carols . . .

10) Rudolph the Red Light Camera
9) Slay Ride
8) Jingle Bell Crock
7) The Little, Dumber Boy (Rahm's Theme)
6) The Smell of St. Mary's
5) Wreck the Halls
4) All I'll Eat for Christmas is Italian Beef
3) A--holey Night
2) Do You Fear What I Fear?

and the number 1 Chicago Christmas Carol is:

1) I Saw Rahmie Fisting Santa Claus

12/25/2017 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the officers that are working, giving up their families to help us. Thank you for all you do.

12/25/2017 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all.

12/25/2017 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and stay safe.

12/25/2017 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Santa Claus said...

The reindeer and I are exhausted. I'm going to sleep for a week.

Meanwhile, while I had some well-deserved goodies for the CPD troops, both active and retired, that raccoon-faced cocksucker Emanuel insisted that you guys would only receive coal in your hung stockings.

He truly is a treacherous piece of shit who makes the old Ebenezer Scrooge out to be an awesome philanthropist.

Bah humbug, you narcissistic Machiavellian muthafucka.

12/25/2017 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry CHRISTmas Everyone

12/25/2017 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, SCC🎄
Retired .38 spl+P

12/25/2017 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if its snowing, you can't use your Taser, right?

12/25/2017 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and the family headed to dinner with the folks at Club 51. I made a reservation.

12/25/2017 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Backlog in 19 District 3rd watch

12/25/2017 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the 12th day of Christmas my Dispatcher sent me to
A drunk on a CTA bus
2 Homicides
3 People shot
4 Men with guns
5 Loud reports
6 Overdoses
7 Slumpers slumping
8 Hounds a-barking
9 Domestics waiting
10 Alarms a-ringing
11 Muggers mugging
12 Dealers dealing

Merry Christmas SSC!

12/25/2017 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: Toy "R"
It's Christmas.
Lighten up, Francis.
-----------------------

You are right. I am sorry. Actually, no I'm not. Fuck you and your elves bitch!

12/25/2017 11:06:00 AM

12/25/2017 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you SCC for your vigilance and service. There aren't many places to get real news.

12/25/2017 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it with 025 and the bosses? Is it crappy bosses or crappy coppers?

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All of the good sgts on 3rd watch are jumping ship now cause of Commander Kim Jong Un. Were stuck with all these merit clowns and company suck holes now. 2530 is a good guy but must think hes on a sgt tac team or something, running around job to job all night. 2550 is a total joke, scared of his own shadow. I think hes seriously depressed now that his boys left him.

12/25/2017 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To What is it with 025 and the bosses? Is it crappy bosses or crappy coppers?

Or combination of the two

12/25/2017 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LA shrink delivers wrapped package of horse dung

to Beverly Hills home of Treasury Secretary Steve
Mnuchin. Something about First Ammendment.
Now he's on a watchlist.

12/25/2017 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Christmas carol for all the Amish yutes in da hood (and increasingly in the civilized parts of town):

Deck him with a baseball bat
Falala lala lala lala
Take his cellphone and his wallet
Falala lala lala lala
But dis mofo, he be strapped
Falala lala lala lala
And it's you that ends up whacked
Falala lala lala lala

12/25/2017 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A reach out to the retired, Happy Holidays! You guys are taking an unwarranted screwing from the anti Christ (rahmie).

12/25/2017 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas!

12/25/2017 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spent Christmas Day jabbing a Voodoo doll with Emanuel’s name on it.

Never relent.

12/25/2017 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to the retired Officers with frozen pensions.

12/25/2017 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the Reader got coal for Christmas..

https://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/mount-greenwood-worst-neighborhood/Content?oid=37061161

12/25/2017 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of the good sgts on 3rd watch are jumping ship now cause of Commander Kim Jong Un. Were stuck with all these merit clowns and company suck holes now. 2530 is a good guy but must think hes on a sgt tac team or something, running around job to job all night. 2550 is a total joke, scared of his own shadow. I think hes seriously depressed now that his boys left him.
12/25/2017 04:53:00 PM

2530 is a good guy. Looks out for the troops the best he can. Who cares if he goes from job to job? That is his perogative. I wouldn't do it if I was him but thats just how some are. Dont cause dissension as everyone is in agreement as to who the real fucking problem is in the district and that is Merit Man Tony. 2550? Eh, lets just say im glad im not on the rapids. The major concern is the new sgts we will be getting. Merit Man will try to brainwash them into thinking he is the supreme ruler. Oh yeah boss. Its not you, its all the patrolmen, sgts, and your lts that are wrong. Must be interesting to hear his lame excuses when he gets called on the carpet for the mass exodus. That is even if he gets called out at all? He acts like a demented child treating 025 like his own sand box that he plays in.

12/25/2017 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is how a pro-police law and order elected official President Donald Trump treats us:

Meanwhile, administration sources confirmed to Fox News that the president also provided and paid for hundreds of Christmas dinners served up to the U.S Secret Service agents and officers, military service members and Palm Beach County sheriff deputies who were working Christmas Day at Mar-a-Lago.

Described as a “Christmas feast," served in the Mar-a-Lago ballroom, the buffet meal included a menu of turkey, stuffing, potatoes and dessert. The buffet was offered from the early afternoon into the evening, in an effort to cover two of the shifts for security personnel working the holiday.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/25/trump-spreads-christmas-cheer-at-mar-lago.html

Hey rahms valets what did rahm do for you today? Kimmmy?toni?tommy? Same questions? Bet democrats showed the usual distaste for working coppers!

12/25/2017 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I retired last December and moved to south east Texas in January.
It does happen. Stay safe. Your retirement will be here sooner than you think.
Merry Christmas to all.

12/25/2017 11:41:00 AM

Happy retirement, but if you are dry, the house is most likely built on stilts?

12/25/2017 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Merry Christmas in 012 started with a huge breakfast buffet provided by citizens living in the north end of the District. It’s nice to know we are appreciated.

12/25/2017 10:00:00 AM

They brought us prime rib, turkey and dressing, mashed potatoes, salad and pie for lunch tonight from Ann Sather. I guess 1st Watch got pizza, wings and salads Christmas Eve. Considering how Bubblehead used to short staff that area of 12 and leave them vulnerable to the wandering Amish youths, it’s nice they see past that to thank us. Merry Christmas to all.

12/26/2017 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same guys in 018 always whining. Bet my life it's the 2 guys on 3rd watch that had daddy take care of them and keep them in 018 their entire career. One even used daddy to get him to tact to avoid going to midnights years ago. These 2 are the definition of hypocrites

12/26/2017 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

It should be said that the person responsible for getting the troops in 012 a NICE Christmas dinner is Kim Shepherd, a beat facilitator for many years in the old 013. She is the one that went to FaceBook and got the ball rolling with the community. In case no one said it and on behalf of coppers everywhere both active and retired, thanks Kim.

12/26/2017 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 'David Letterman" 12/25/2017 11:44:00 AM

Nicely done! You made me chuckle out loud.

Merry Christmas everyone, especially SCC who continues to sacrifice their valuable family time so we may have an outlet for the truth, and a few laughs.
God bless and watch over you...one and all!

12/26/2017 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/26 @ 02:04am - What ? Food from Ann Sathers and no sticky buns for dessert? Tunney still messing with CPD, even other districts than 019.

Retired .38 spl+P

12/26/2017 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when exactly can you use your taser? Let’s see... You have to be a white male not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, standing on grass, sand or preferably a rubber matt wearing a helmet, have just committed a crime that was recorded on you body camera where the male white gives a full confession and begins swinging his arms at the responding officer with no weapons in his hands. Yeah I think you guys can leave them in the station.

12/26/2017 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Village of Oak Lawn Residents will be treated by the Village Politicians to 30 to 40 Ambulance Sirens blaring throughout Christmas Eve , Day, and Night, (as usual), as well as torn up streets, litter, debris, detours, and traffic congestion everywhere, in addition to stupid Regulatory Signs Posted on every wall, signpost, Billboard, Stick in the Ground, Fence, and any other place it is possible to slap up a stupid, non-necessary, useless Eye-sore sign up. Village Politicians will remain mostly drunk throughout the Holidays, and ready at a monents notice to assist any Resident with a legitimate complaint, by stonewalling and playing dumb.

12/26/2017 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas season to all, and be sure to continue to remain fetal in 2018

12/26/2017 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
12/26 @ 02:04am - What ? Food from Ann Sathers and no sticky buns for dessert? Tunney still messing with CPD, even other districts than 019.

Retired .38 spl+P

12/26/2017 12:34:00 PM

You never fail to take a cheap shot at Tunney. Unrequited love?

There were two trays of cinnamon rolls, pecan rolls and breads.

12/26/2017 07:35:00 PM  

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