Sunday, December 17, 2017

Tie Clip....Or....

Funny readers:


We're pretty sure that's oregano.

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73 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funnier if an actual roach was in it...

F/U Rahm.

12/17/2017 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Love it

12/17/2017 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tourniquet for a mouse dick.
But you better be licensed and you better
find it within your scope of practice.

12/17/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are the good times......
I wanna take you higher.......
Don't Bogart that clip, my friend.....

12/17/2017 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. In Wisconsin not Cook County. You get probation here if you throw a newborn out an 8th floor window.
A Wisconsin man convicted of beating his 2-month-old daughter -- breaking more than 20 of the infant’s bones and causing bleeding in her brain -- has been sentenced to six months behind bars.

12/17/2017 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I use it to clean toe nails?

12/17/2017 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

12/17/2017 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOIA what that just cost the city....

12/17/2017 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone even bother to write tickets on that shit anymore?

12/17/2017 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they buy them at Dollar General? Or doesn't Dollar General sell that cheap shit?

12/17/2017 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Maui Sinsemilla, Esq. said...

Don't bogart my jay, bitch. That's pakalolo mo' bettah, top of da line da kine.

Mahalo!

12/17/2017 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Media ignorance at its finest
https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/942348145328930816

12/17/2017 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see they found Tiny dancers missing digit finally

12/17/2017 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laughing My Ass Off!

12/17/2017 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First laugh of the day!!! thank you

12/17/2017 06:20:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Outstanding.

12/17/2017 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More likely then not made in china. Maybe mexico.

12/17/2017 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a CHEAP looking roach clip, er, tie holder thingee. This Dept and city have lost their minds.....

12/17/2017 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the new standard for entrance exam? Did you ever or do you still hahaha

12/17/2017 07:29:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Not to worry SCC. My *professional opinion*(1) is that that's a regular filter cigarette with the filter ripped off.


(1) I'm a Professional Smoker. I get paid by RJ Reynolds to smoke Camel straights.
And Yes, I have walked a mile for a Camel, though I was much younger then ;-)

12/17/2017 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County wants to legalize recreational marijuana. Clip can be useful .

12/17/2017 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Multifunctional and convenient, how special.

12/17/2017 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out for weekly inspections where they swab your mandatory tie clip for marijuana residue.

12/17/2017 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...

Strategic tools and procedures to fight crime -- NOT.

12/17/2017 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) another triple rifle used wonder if this was more illegal Hispanics they are using a lot of rifles lately when will President Trump finally drained this swamp up here start with the rest of the elected who aid and abet illegals:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-three-killed-southwest-side-20171217-story.html

12/17/2017 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever it is flush it. Not even an inventory.

12/17/2017 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A boss at 35th lost his tie bar?

12/17/2017 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I just wear that crisscross tie instead?

12/17/2017 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they’re retirement gifts. When you leave you will need them as roach clips. As least that makes more sense then coppers A wearing ties and B coppers wearing tie clips.

12/17/2017 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The police department probably paid 25.00 a piece for the clips that you could have bought a Kohls for 5.00 but then again Rahm has to pay his political donors back.

12/17/2017 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now Inspector can gig you for a non-spec tie clip?

And how much are replacements?

Probably a lot more than the City price.

12/17/2017 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More needless equipment brought to you by the mindless merit fucks running this insane asylum (aka the police department). Please someone fine out who thought this asinine tie clip crap up. This is all you have to do. Then how about the goofs who ok'd it.Tie tack Ed had to have known this was being developed,if that's what you call it and kept it going. The IG is hounding us for overtime so how much did this waist of effort and paper cost us. Again no accountability for wasting time even thinking about this.Most have no tie in the winter and none in the summer. Please, IG, Media or someone dig into this and expose who thought of it and the rest of the merit marching band that signed off on it. Murders,shootings,robberies,carjacking and they waist time on this. Totally ridiculous. We need more personnel on the street not sitting in an office thinking of this totally useless piece of scrap catalytic converter on our ties.

12/17/2017 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does anyone even bother to write tickets on that shit anymore?

12/17/2017 01:22:00 AM

Yes. It’s what these reverse seniority tac teams do nowadays. That and long form arrest for riding bikes on sidewalks. Seriously.

12/17/2017 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/17/2017 01:06:00 AM....

anyone who's been there knows how overbooked it is every year...

disaster waiting to happen

what side of the cage are the aminals really on?

12/17/2017 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous old Marquette pk. head said...

this is alligator clip profiling.

i find your humor appalling.
















not

12/17/2017 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puff. Puff. Give.

12/17/2017 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they couldn’t get it with a logo? engraved with CPD? this looks like the tie clip I had to wear in catholic grade school in the 60s.

cheap, cheap looking shit......how much did Chicago Uniform soak the city for? i’m saying, conservatively, in the $100k range

and who wears a tie except recruits or at St Jude’s?

12/17/2017 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its rather plain. Oh well, taxpayers probably paid for the models with the little tiny handcuffs or itty bitty pistol on it but kickbacks are better for this model.

J.J.

12/17/2017 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like a Marlboro Red with a broken off filter.
At $13 a pack here, you gotta adapt and overcome!

12/17/2017 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT http://abc7chicago.com/society/chicago-unveils-municipal-ids-to-be-available-in-march/2782904/

12/17/2017 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats how we rolled them in the 80'S!

None of this vapor pen wax nonsense or gummi bear infused...

12/17/2017 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish special Ed would give me the custom urinal DO DADS that only the merits got at HQ!

12/17/2017 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the clouted new sgt whinning about there Assinments to 003. Enjoy asshats

12/17/2017 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow man ! Is that Labrador ?

12/17/2017 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...

When I see dumb shit like this, as a taxpayer my first reaction is to grab my wallet and make sure it is still there.
Ladies and Gentlemen LEOs, G_d Bless and be safe and know you are appreciated.
May 2018 be a safer year for all of you who serve and protect us.
Most sincerely, Richard

12/17/2017 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parsley, sage,rosemary and thyme...a Zig-Zag Bernie Sanders Joint, free shit it ain’t.

I’m smoker, I’m a joker, I’m a midnight toker
– The space cowboy Maurice.

12/17/2017 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Microchip recording device inside it!!! PUT IT IN MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS TO DISABLE IT!!!!! Must do it! Do it in station after u get it!!!

12/17/2017 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

They were probably getting kicked out of high rise lobbies on State or Dearborn St

12/17/2017 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not mine it belongs to that Elf dude on dat shelf!

12/17/2017 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hang one tie in rolll call room in every district and we can attach this bright idea to the single tie.. Just when you thought it cant get any sorrier.. WOW

12/17/2017 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

12/17/2017 01:06:00 AM

That's the fucking truth, I carry extra everything when I'm with my family. Friday at Northwester Hospital there was private security all of the streets surrounding the Hospital. Does anyone know what's up?

12/17/2017 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC, there was a shooting on Friday night at 79thband Ashland where along with the intended scumbag target who caught one in the foot, a 13 year old innocent bystander who was on a CTA bus was shot in the neck and is in serious condition. The whole incident was captured on a nearby 1080 HD surveillance video and the offender (Keyon Vance) was immediately identified through the video. Vance is currently wanted and is still on the run, but further investigation reveals that Vance was arrested on 14 July ‘17 with a pistol and charged with UUW by Felon. Well, the traditional police-ally Judge Peggy Champias decided to give this piece of garbage an I-Bond. Then in September while still on a the UUW by felon I-Bond, Vance catches a misdemeanor Trespass case, found guilty, and is given a 6-month conditional discharge. So why isn’t the Cook County court system being held responsible for this innocent 13 year old getting shot in the neck??? Here is another perfect example of how screwed up the Preckwinkle / Evans / Dart policy of giving ridiculously low bonds or in this case no bond at all to violent repeat-offenders. There are hundreds if not thousands more cases like this one.

I’m throwing in the towel. I quit.

12/17/2017 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's "Labrador" Man....What do you mean it's "Labrador"? My Dog ate my stash and I had to follow him around with a baggie for a week....You mean we're smoking dog shit?

Cheech and Chong

12/17/2017 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
FOIA what that just cost the city

65k

12/17/2017 05:47:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

Man I can't wait to get my tie clip

12/17/2017 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

12/17/2017 01:06:00 AM

Rahm and Fat Head Ed deployed hundreds of those undercover see-thru officers that they use to supplement at the parades

12/17/2017 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

You seriously believe with a shortage of officers they should be posted at the zoo lights? Are you the police? And if you’re concerned why would you take your family

12/17/2017 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT http://abc7chicago.com/society/chicago-unveils-municipal-ids-to-be-available-in-march/2782904/

12/17/2017 10:59:00 AM

Free????? Nope....we are paying for them. The tax-paying citizens of Chicago.
Its our gift to the undocumented and felons. Oh yea, here is free health care, too. Because we have to pay for it, you shouldn't have to.
This city is ridiculous!!!

Remember to vote out these assholes come election time.

12/17/2017 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't bogart the oregano.....pass the doobie

12/17/2017 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Thats how we rolled them in the 80'S!

None of this vapor pen wax nonsense or gummi bear infused...

12/17/2017 11:14:00 AM

I have a few stories about the 70's!

12/17/2017 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

You seriously believe with a shortage of officers they should be posted at the zoo lights? Are you the police? And if you’re concerned why would you take your family

12/17/2017 06:47:00 PM

What ever happened to 1888 Zoo Foot?

12/17/2017 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many coppers took the FTO exam? Not many showed up

12/17/2017 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puff, puff, pass!

12/17/2017 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am on furlogh. My family and I went to downtown to check out the CHRISTMAS decorations and then the zoo lights at Lincoln Park Zoo. In a post 9-11 world it was amazing to see that at high visibility events, I did not see any officers.

You seriously believe with a shortage of officers they should be posted at the zoo lights? Are you the police? And if you’re concerned why would you take your family

12/17/2017 06:47:00 PM

Don't be a jagoff, I'm the police and I go to the zoo to see the lights and other attractions the City has to offer. Look at NY, police are all over the place. This City is not protecting its citizens other then putting manpower in the wrong places, like the westside and the southside. Pack a big gun with lots of ammo and plan to do it others who can carry, were on our own in regards to protecting ourselves.

12/17/2017 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor 9.5 declares Chicago a Trump free zone
Sure isn’t a drug,gang,murder free zone
What did Trump pay to hVe that huge Trump logo installed on his tower
That rahm father painting should be replaced with a midget poking people in the chest with his finger while showering
Finger poker had a tutu on

12/17/2017 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""That's the fucking truth, I carry extra everything when I'm with my family. Friday at Northwester Hospital there was private security all of the streets surrounding the Hospital. Does anyone know what's up?

12/17/2017 03:02:00 PM"""

Armed robberies in the elevators/parking structure for the medical offices, law student beaten and robbed back in October.

12/18/2017 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

. So why isn’t the Cook County court system being held responsible for this innocent 13 year old getting shot in the neck??? Here is another perfect example of how screwed up the Preckwinkle / Evans / Dart policy of giving ridiculously low bonds or in this case no bond at all to violent repeat-offenders. There are hundreds if not thousands more cases like this one.

It’s sickening. You’re forgetting FOXX too.

12/18/2017 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the fucking truth, I carry extra everything when I'm with my family. Friday at Northwester Hospital there was private security all of the streets surrounding the Hospital. Does anyone know what's up?

NWMH security has ramped up their efforts to maintain a safe environment around the facility for several months now. I noticed it on a trip to the hospital for an exam way back in October. Good for them, that they have the bodies and the money to maintain a high level of security there.

12/18/2017 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure it was Peggy Chiampis that gave the I bond? Quite often she sets bonds and another judge lowers it or drops it to an I bond when it hits their court room a week or so later. Howard is infamous for doing it.

12/18/2017 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is going to be a new training for this 'special equipment' very soon. Last I heard someone by the name of MacGyver will be leading it.

12/18/2017 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW the white shirt were all over this!

Hurry sign for your tie clip ASAP.

I think special Ed is turning the corner with weed tickets being a great success , snitch boxes being loaded with tips, triple merits becoming deputies at an alarming rate, and the clearance rate for shooting not even talked about. I think i am going to stick around for another 10 years.

With the 2 parkers i do a day and a few case reports I feel i may have a chance at one day being on days on the park car.

12/18/2017 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it was Peggy Chiampas that gave the I bond right from the get go. Looks like they even got to her. Pull up the case on the court screen and see for yourself.

12/19/2017 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many coppers took the FTO exam? Not many showed up

12/17/2017 09:38:00 PM

Really? Who cares!!

12/19/2017 03:03:00 AM  

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