Wednesday, February 07, 2018

006 Scandal

  • A Chicago police officer is under investigation for allegations he sexually assaulted a suspect in police custody, a department spokesman said Tuesday.

    The male officer, who is assigned to the South Side’s Gresham patrol district, was accused of sexually assaulting the male suspect at an area hospital, said Anthony [Googleme], the spokesman.

    He said the allegation was reported to Chicago police Sunday evening. The officer was on duty at the time.

    The officer has been relieved of his police powers and placed on paid desk duty while the investigation takes place...
You do know that someone in custody can't consent to anything like that, right? A thousand other places to get your freak on (the Kissing Bandit would have been happy to supply you with a list), but you decide to try your luck with a prisoner in a hospital. You've got a real brain trust operating in your skull, don't you?

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287 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when hiring standards are lowered.

2/07/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pervert, asshole, empty skull, dick brain,
sex machine. Get the James Brown Cape
out of retirement so he can wear it in front
of the Judge.

2/07/2018 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What part of Stay Fetal don’t you understand?

This pathetic department only hires the best and the brightest.

2/07/2018 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it was one of the guys who took a knee in the station lobby who also kneeled down in front of the prisoner.

2/07/2018 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as if this department couldn't get any more embarrassing..... enter into evidence state's exhibit one title body worn camera video of on duty officer blowing an arrestee in the hospital. WTF!?

2/07/2018 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Similar to an incident years ago in a different south side district station. It did not end well.

2/07/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

I think we need to relax the hiring standards even further. We dont need this guy around, do we?

2/07/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma there Capt Corky!

2/07/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought the order said all prisoner will be transported by 2 officer to hospital?

Im guessing the city saves money with only one officer watching a prisoner.
Handjobs will get you indicted all the time.

2/07/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smooth Move There Asshole. Phrasing!

2/07/2018 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of scandals, what happened with the connected Sgt and his team. No arrests, no mention in the news anymore. Did his juice save him? Sort of odd that this seems to have just gone away when arrests were imminent!

2/07/2018 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whenever I sneeze I use kleenex or a handkerchief. I never thought to use a prisoner's penis.

2/07/2018 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Male officer, male prisoner. Shouldn't the media tell us the races like they always do?

2/07/2018 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does, "I sneezed in your general direction" have to say about this?

2/07/2018 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allegations

2/07/2018 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be bullshit. Are these hospitals not equipped with cameras to prove or disprove any allegations of sexual misconduct? And IF and that's s big IF this Po is found to have diddled a prisoner, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

2/07/2018 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The toes knows!

2/07/2018 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, even tho this is prolly unlikely given assholes love to beef for a 5 million dollar check courtesy of Rham and the democratic serfdom... if it true, tuck him away on federal charges.

2/07/2018 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking for love in all the wrong places. Any police misconduct immediately becomes easy money for the "victims". Ghetto lawyers are lined up to take these easy cases. Worse yet this cop may go to prison for sexual assault and official misconduct. Doesn't matter if it was consensual or not. If he was that hard up then he should have gone trolling the Boys Town bars for a date.

2/07/2018 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

75th and halsted arrest.. lol

2/07/2018 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn... could not resist could he

2/07/2018 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conjugal visit

2/07/2018 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what was alleged????

2/07/2018 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous 4x Merit said...

Obviously, the department needs to be held accountable and drastic changes in policy need to be made to prevent crimes like this from ever happening again. From now on, all prisoner hospital details will be done by Sgts only. They must maintain radio contact with the Lt every 2.5 minutes. No exceptions!

Lol, look on the bright side. The way this department is going this cop was probably next in line for a merit promotion. Would have ended up in charge of a team in Vice or a dic assigned to SVU. At least now we don't have to worry about that happening anymore....I hope.

2/07/2018 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me this is a Joke!

2/07/2018 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Commander's Office Ranger said...

I love this blog! Every time I read a post, my seniority goes up 1.

2/07/2018 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy I would love to know what the actual allegations are on this one! I'll reserve judgement until the whole story comes out but if it's true than we may very well have the dumbest guy alive in the 006th district!!

2/07/2018 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been waiting for this to hit the blog for days. Hopefully all the juicy details are released...

2/07/2018 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another positive community interaction

2/07/2018 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is gonna turn out to one expensive slice of delicious booty... pass go, get fired, life destroyed, ole lady gone👍👍👍👍👍

2/07/2018 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwww gawwd...wtf... beyond gross. How the hell this guy pass the psych.

2/07/2018 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife just got out of a meeting with the Lt and mayors office at HQ, they are disbanding the whole 6th District. Also putting everyone in uniform, bc these no good phone call babies in 006 need to push a beat car like me. I'm so bitter and angry I need the whole department to do what I do. It's a done deal just like GEU. The order will be out on Monday.
Signed,
All commentors on
this blog

2/07/2018 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once I heard about the toes... I knew he went too far... lol
Disgusting and disturbing that CPD will be know as thieves and sexual predators.

2/07/2018 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOO

2/07/2018 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard the details. This is just bad. This officer sunk very low...too low. He left no hole unchurned, no toe undisturbed, no salami unscathed.

2/07/2018 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think I used to be embarrassed by some of the stupid shit I've done that ended up in my file at IAD. That's the beauty of this department. Even if you are a dumb fuck like me, if you can just hold on long enough, so many other dumb fucks will come along and you will move up the ladder without having to do anything. I think I will submit a meritorious packet in the future.

2/07/2018 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really don’t want to know the details on this one.

2/07/2018 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Rahm and Ed continue to drastically lower the standards in a push to get a certain “look” for the department expect to see more and more ridiculous shit like this going forward.

2/07/2018 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't rationalize the news of the gang team taking money. Now, I am honestly speechless.
If this was non consensual, basically rape. This PO should get the chair. To abuse someone like that wearing our uniform is horrific.
If it was consensual still wrong and still wrong.

2/07/2018 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t jump the gun. I’m waiting for the facts to come out in this case. I don’t trust these criminals, neither do I trust the police; but that’s another story. Too bad body worn cameras are used on in hospitals. If the officer did this he’s an idiot, but if this isn’t true, someone has their eyes on the ghetto lottery.

2/07/2018 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the complaint ~ PO deserves prison where he can be someone's bitch

2/07/2018 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just think......it isn't even Spring.......

2/07/2018 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.

2/07/2018 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys don’t rush to judgement until all the facts are in at trial - after all The illustrious Sgt. Herman of the 006th district had his case miraculously overturned many years later on appeal and he successfully sued his accuser. And everybody under the sun had some sort of commentary on Sgt. Herman who was promoted before the merit process was even thought of. Now you may call the relief given to Sgt. Herman M/2 privilege but the fact of the matter is all of the facts are not in and until then this PO is considered innocent. Who knows what video coverage may show.

2/07/2018 04:28:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

PRISON SEX DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!

2/07/2018 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude needed anxiety meds. Hospital was out. Officer did what he could, and this is what happens.

2/07/2018 04:34:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

the lock-up only has coffee. This offender wanted a tea bag.

2/07/2018 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is why we need to change the contract to 25 and 1 day for max pension. If not then I want more v days, not hours, and more bfd days.

2/07/2018 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you cancel VRI

2/07/2018 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ain't the only dude this officer did like that. #MeToo

2/07/2018 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like many others in the ninties who came on in their mid to late thirties, we got short changed when they made retirement mandatory at 63.

2/07/2018 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the history he Chicago away or Chicago Values on display?

2/07/2018 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no spritzer for you fool!

2/07/2018 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya. Wait it’s bad
Watch commander down

2/07/2018 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget to wash that ass!!!

2/07/2018 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just when you think things couldn't get any weirder. At this point is it an allegation or has the copper been charged. Is this considered protected sex?

2/07/2018 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds Like this officer was meritoriously hired by the department if there is such a thing.

2/07/2018 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the P.O. was on a personal and it doesn’t get more personal then that! 15 minutes well spent there Fucktard!
So 19p it is!!!

2/07/2018 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Licking prisoners butts is frowned upon? They never said that in the academy

2/07/2018 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are now officially the laughing stock of the nation. If we aren't robbing gang bangers , we're blowing them......

2/07/2018 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

2/07/2018 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Innocent until proven guilty?

2/07/2018 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a search. Prisoner beefing. That is all

2/07/2018 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I snuck into headquarters tonight and hid up in the ceiling tiles. There was an emergency exempt meeting held because Rahm is pissed! To take away the attention from this scandal, along with the Area Gang fiasco, Ed asked for some ideas. The Commander of 025 suggested each district starts its own softball team to play all against each other for charity. Fancy uniforms will be bought and new equipment.

Some of the names being kicked around are: 017 Arena's Albany Assholes, 025 Grand/Central Merits, 014 Wicker Park Pussy Willows, 012 The Bubbleheads, 011 Harrison Bullet Dodgers, 023 Boys Town Beach Balls, and the 006th District Booty Burglars. A contest will be held similar to the design your own squad car from last year to get input on uniform colors and other team names.

2/07/2018 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much time on the job did the p.o. have?

2/07/2018 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WBBM NewsRadio 105.9
670 The Score
.......heard it thru the grapevine
Pizza therapy, Mr. Dart?
Just give the inmates gift cards
and a guard can go pick them up.
What, no delivery?
Our boys boycott the chains and patronize
the small mom & pop gourmet shops.
Hold the anchovies! My celly drinks the mouthwash.

2/07/2018 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame it on the toes! I’ve worked lockup a few times, and the stench is that would fill the room when some of these prisoners removed their socks would make us want to throw up. This guy was a connoisseur of TOE JAM. Simply disgusting!

2/07/2018 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stories like this are hard to swallow.

2/07/2018 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Putting this cop in the joint will be like putting a kid in a candy store. There wont be any shortage of penis or toes to suck

2/07/2018 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whole lotta love in the 6th District. Commander of Love is in love and fir the past 2 years has been out of town more than any Boss i know and has become the love of FB. Perhaps if he spent more time going his job and less play then he can get to know the people that work for him. Oh that's right he's a merit hack and he's in love with another merit hack and so the standards are different.
Why is he over in 006th district anyone? Fred fault because Bill barely knows what he's doing just like the goofy commander in 005 with his goofy ass. Couldn't pour pass out of a boot if one of them had to piss and the other one had to pour

2/07/2018 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that bad guy beefed because copper didn’t let him finish. Yowza!

2/07/2018 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still haven't released the names of the officers from the scandal in Gangs iinvestigations. This was a Fuck up all about who you know deal as well. These officers were moved around several times and clouted up. I blame everyone in supervisory over this team because his could you not know what your people Are doing in this day and one.
Oh that's right, the Lt of that team is a merit hack and his Daddy worked for Ricco for years so these guys are out of OCD and received special treatment. Same old SOS bullshit

2/07/2018 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Im guessing the city saves money with only one officer watching a prisoner.
Handjobs will get you indicted all the time.

2/07/2018 12:21:00 AM

How do you know it was a hand job?

2/07/2018 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another topic for discussion at the 007th district and 006th district weeklee shooting review. One wonders how the man-man love will be addressed at the row calls. Thank you and be blessed

P.S. Attedees should submit prepared deliverables punctiality prior to the convening of the meeting

2/07/2018 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the icky twerp Murder Mayor would know how irresistible a man in a gown can be, now what was that new cpd slogan? Be the change...

2/07/2018 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah,theres body cam stuff. Next BJ will not be in uniform..

2/07/2018 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always had a thing for Victor Willis, the cycle cop
in The Village People

2/07/2018 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s video.

2/07/2018 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys this is Sgt. John Herman redux and he was promoted off the list. Sgt. Herman had his case overturned in appeal and won a lawsuit against his accuser. So don’t rush to judgement until all the facts are in.

2/07/2018 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send in Traffic Jam Jimmy from Baltimore

2/07/2018 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats embrass this behavior. ♠️

2/07/2018 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmfao...and crying at what this dept is.

2/07/2018 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous 2 Year Wonder said...

The prisoner was stressed out because he was going to “miss work” and the officer was just following Rahm’s example

2/07/2018 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He likes bondage.

2/07/2018 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

2/07/2018 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The golden rules of policing:1.) Don't take anything under 15 million 2.) Don't suck anything for less than 30 million

2/07/2018 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just hope his hair was not slicked back like a porcupine

2/07/2018 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One word DNA proves it enough said!

2/07/2018 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best screeing process in the industry.

2/07/2018 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This can't possibly be legit right? Is someone trying to hit the jackpot?

2/07/2018 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am John Herman, and I approve of this message.

2/07/2018 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$................

2/07/2018 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is a head job you can't make up this shit he was going to be a Merit Detective WTF

2/07/2018 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many years did this guy have?

2/07/2018 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the name is revealed, you will see that this fine family has a legacy of embarrassing the department. Anyone remember that wonderful supervisor in 007 who had Vice Lord sympathies and used to drink in the Cadillac (Escalade) lounge on duty?

2/07/2018 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The case of the Sgt and his team was COMPROMISED only in Chicago word on the street is that all are singing Most have kids some have old lady's who don't work a lot of arrest will follow next week this wil happen bet on it

2/07/2018 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Rahm loves us said...

Just when you think it can't get any dumber around here.

2/07/2018 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn’t a Sgt from 006 recently get exanerated for the same kind of beef that sent him to prison?

2/07/2018 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn’t have tarnished a better name. Karma sure comes full circle for the hater captain whip jr

2/07/2018 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I jus got to get me sum sum yum!

2/07/2018 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife just got out of a meeting with the Lt and mayors office at HQ, they are disbanding the whole 6th District. Also putting everyone in uniform, bc these no good phone call babies in 006 need to push a beat car like me. I'm so bitter and angry I need the whole department to do what I do. It's a done deal just like GEU. The order will be out on Monday.
Signed,
All commentors on 
this blog

2/07/2018 01:45:00 AM


Hahahah. Soooo true.... signed--- beat cop

2/07/2018 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So somehow, "Be The Change" turned into "Be The Stains".

2/07/2018 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the fuzzy cuffs came out, I knew shit was about to get weird.

2/07/2018 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been waiting for this to hit the blog for days. Hopefully all the juicy details are released...

2/07/2018 01:11:00 AM

Heard the details. This is just bad. This officer sunk very low...too low. He left no hole unchurned, no toe undisturbed, no salami unscathed.

2/07/2018 02:12:00 AM

Now use your imagination and fill in the details. And the cops excuse.

What does, "I sneezed in your (his) general direction" (and my DNA got on his salami), have to say about this?

2/07/2018 12:27:00 AM

2/07/2018 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

006 was known as GresHAM Dist, now it's GripsHAM Dist.

2/07/2018 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The story ok you assemble this we are all police aspiring "detectives"

*Gay domestic
*gay fight
*1 arrested
*Injured
*to hospital
*police guard
*bathroom
*getting jiggy wif it
*hospital personnel astounded
*boss called
*exempt on scene
*copper denial
*dna swabbed

"I be in big trouble now"

2/07/2018 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the officer down for lunch?

2/07/2018 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the "Blew Bird" arrived early this year.

2/07/2018 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The investigation was compromised the goverment is going to come down hard on the top of CPD

2/07/2018 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit Merit Merit we need more Merit for all !

2/07/2018 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reserve judgement on this until some facts come out. I had a friend accused of fondling a young girl who he was writing up for school truancy. He was exonerated, but it sure was a rough ride for a bit. The girl lied and was mad at him for taking her back to school. Things can happen, people want payback or a payday and the police and city are an easy target with deep pockets.

2/07/2018 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the the details "come" on it's really going to "blow" you away!
LMFAO!
Sounds like a "new low" for this department.

2/07/2018 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all of the lies and deceit coming out of politicians I have doubts about this. Remember, these are allegations and the officer wasn't arrested. How many times have citizens lied to jam up a copper. If it is true that is pretty messed up, but I will wait and see what comes next.

2/07/2018 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of the current exempt have worked in 006! Figures. Explains a lot

2/07/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I love this blog! Every time I read a post, my seniority goes up 1."

you just won the comments for the day. a tip of that that to you sir/madam!

2/07/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He took a knee alright. Maybe this was some peace circle thing like bonding with the community

2/07/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This has to be bullshit. Are these hospitals not equipped with cameras to prove or disprove any allegations of sexual misconduct? And IF and that's s big IF this Po is found to have diddled a prisoner, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

2/07/2018 12:33:00 AM


Why do you doubt this??? Do you see cameras in every private room or patient care area? That is illegal, you should remember that with body cameras as well

2/07/2018 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SNEEZE-JOB?

I mean seriously, WTF was this Idiot thinking would happen?

2/07/2018 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just can't get worse?

Headline reads "Morale on The Down Low at CPD!"


Thank you Officers for your service stay safe.

2/07/2018 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So he didn't turn his BC on?

2/07/2018 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

squad can I get an event # for a positive community interaction?

2/07/2018 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALot of officers offered by the FEDS to wear wires???

Be careful of city wide units asking for strange favors or leaving scene with drugs and cash left behind to inventory.

Your white shirt will order you to process the scene document it all like your life depends on it HELL take your own piks of everyone on scene and actually get names!.

2/07/2018 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is the son of a retired captian. Some englewood rangers would remember his dad as the gang sgt CC

2/07/2018 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The SEXdistrict new name change.

2/07/2018 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he did more than just blow! He made sure he gave detail to every nook and cranny lmao! Also heard that somehow his body cam caught some/most of the incident! Anyone know how many years this guy had on the job?

2/07/2018 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Maybe the Prisoner was choking and the Officer preformed the Hind Lick Maneuver on him.

2/07/2018 10:56:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

The Officer should've just posted the Arrestee's Bond...Dilly Dilly 🍌🍌

2/07/2018 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus, cover your mouth when you sneeze

2/07/2018 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we not giving our own any credit at all anymore? We know bullshit allegations are made every day against police by criminals looking for a way out or a payout. How do we know this is not that?

2/07/2018 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Read the complaint ~ PO deserves prison where he can be someone's bitch

...............

Wouldn’t you say it’s rather obvious that that’s exactly what that officer wanted; to be some dude’s bitch? Prisoner was gay, got a free blowie + extra services... all the while knowing he was hitting the ghetto lottery. Gross story but it’s easy to see the facts here. Gay deviant cop, complicit, gay prisoner who knew a good lawsuit when he saw one

2/07/2018 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when hiring standards are lowered.

2/07/2018 12:12:00 AM


And this...

Did you ever wonder why the political powers
DON'T WANT Policemen who are "too smart"
and too vested in integrity and scruples?

(ESPECIALLY in the command ranks.)

They're afraid those "smart" Policemen
will turn against THEM.

2/07/2018 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Heard the details. This is just bad. This officer sunk very low...too low. He left no hole unchurned, no toe undisturbed, no salami unscathed."

Do not call him an Officer he is NOT one of us.

2/07/2018 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't make up this shit I bet he was just playing WTF

2/07/2018 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This has to be bullshit. Are these hospitals not equipped with cameras to prove or disprove any allegations of sexual misconduct? And IF and that's s big IF this Po is found to have diddled a prisoner, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Well, you must be a fucking moron if you don’t know what HIPPA law is.
Anyhow, I am really beginning to think that watering down the standard of new hire is actually a way to speed up federal over sight. As long as we have dumb people that will make dumb decisions, it’s easier to make way for civilian (monday night qb) over sight and federal consent decree. The perfecr example would be Oakland PD. Netflix has a new documentary called The Force. I can see CPD going down the same path...

We must stand together

2/07/2018 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Read the complaint ~ PO deserves prison where he can be someone's bitch

2/07/2018 03:48:00 AM"

Because all complaints are honest and true. Just like COPA complaints are actual violations.

2/07/2018 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they going to add a sexual abuse and sexual assault clause in the consent decree now? You can suck on their toes but no checking the prostate.

2/07/2018 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy took Community interaction to a whole different level. No one said we had to do that. I hope he got credit with an event number.

2/07/2018 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My wife just got out of a meeting with the Lt and mayors office at HQ, they are disbanding the whole 6th District. Also putting everyone in uniform, bc these no good phone call babies in 006 need to push a beat car like me. I'm so bitter and angry I need the whole department to do what I do. It's a done deal just like GEU. The order will be out on Monday.
Signed,
All commentors on
this blog

----------------------------------------------------------

Wrong assessment, if you want patrol to stop hating on you thieving cock suckers start working a full tour, clean up your own mess and do your own transports. I know it's hard doing all those things when you feel entitled because of your phone call but give it a try.

Yours truly,
Bureau of patrol 001-025.

2/07/2018 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Don't say perp.

2/07/2018 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, the P.O. didn't receive his 2018 "Code of Silence" invocation card when his FOP handbook & stickers were mailed out. That surely would've helped him out of this jam; pardon the pun.

So much for THAT theory, Rahm, Futterman, Kalven, Zellner, Loevy2, et al.

2/07/2018 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife just got out of a meeting with the Lt and mayors office at HQ, they are disbanding the whole 6th District. Also putting everyone in uniform, bc these no good phone call babies in 006 need to push a beat car like me. I'm so bitter and angry I need the whole department to do what I do. It's a done deal just like GEU. The order will be out on Monday.
Signed,
All commentors on
this blog

2/07/2018 01:45:00 AM

Genius, pure genius. This should be read at all row calls and be included in all deliverables.

2/07/2018 11:51:00 AM  
Blogger Chip Bagg said...

Could just be another attempt to embarrass a police officer.

2/07/2018 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEU investigation Compromised well some mother fucker is going to jail for sure I bet it the Amish guy !

2/07/2018 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An allegation in a Democrat controlled sanctuary city is as good as a trial and conviction. Pack him off to prison and don't bother little Ms. Kimmee Foxxx.

J.J.

2/07/2018 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the lock up keeper in 011 a few short years back. Decided to play a game of tennis with a detainee. The trainy kept the officer's volley for evidence. 25 years down the drain. 3000 hours of comp time lost. No pension. One expensive piece of man whore.

2/07/2018 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this the big "change" the department is pushing for? YUK.

2/07/2018 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is right out of a Tarentino movie . This asshole will end up on Tiny Dancers security detail or will probably be promoted ! This Dept. is DOOMED !

2/07/2018 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to bet we are going to be turning cameras on in hospitals from now on.

2/07/2018 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn’t he just meet his former arrestee in the Roman Delight Room at the Pink Palace Hotel like a normal Cop?

2/07/2018 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: listen to this audio of that POS Pritzker and blago talking Obama’s senate seat under federal wire. It shows you how these dems are America haters. At the end, they laugh, saying if Blago wasn’t seeking re-election, he should put Obama’s America-hating reverend, Jeremiah Wright, in the senate. They laugh and specifically say how great and funny it would be to hear a senator, on the senate floor, say “not God bless America, God damn America!!!”

I really am dumbfounded. These “democrats” are really rogue socialists seeking the destruction of our democracy. They’ve corrupted and perverted our system and hate the very system that gave them rise. Un-Fucking-believable.


https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-met-jb-pritzker-apologizes-african-american-voters-20180206-story,amp.html

2/07/2018 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cant wait to see what expert his defense brings in to show how you sneeze up someones butt.

2/07/2018 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This is what happens when hiring standards are lowered."


Stop blaming new cops for this. Do i have to list all the scandals of the past when "hiring standards" were so high. Gwt off your high horse. this copper was an idiot just like the hundreds who got caught in bs before him.

2/07/2018 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the question “have you ever played drop the handkerchief” wasn’t on his psychological exam.

2/07/2018 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a seperate note, where does any supervisor get off calling police officers "his guys"
Hey assholes, they've never been your guys, they are police officers.
They (Male/female/transgender) joined the department because that is what they wanted to do, they had no intention of becoming one of "your guys"
I used to hear that moron, pretend deputy chief of 007 who is now just a trooper with a really bad 50 plus haircut, say it all the time.
Number one, you sound like an asshole if you use the term
Number two, they owe you nothing, you don't own them.
Number three, just show up to work and do exactly what you would expect "your guys" to do. If you want more, then do more yourself

Signed a 20plus year supervisor who is just tired of listening to this uneducated bullshit out of "my Guys", fellow supervisors.

As a matter of fact, when we all hear the term used, lets all just say "Eddie" rather than the less offensive term of bullshit. Enjoy.

2/07/2018 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hits won't stop, couldn't you just have met the criminal later you pos! Hopefully your terminated attention Kevin graham begging you don't use our dues money to pay for representing this clown! "If the Dna sticks you mustn't acquit" what this moron has done tops anything ever on CPD, note to copper resign now don't be a coward at least then during the trial you will be ex-cpd not active!

2/07/2018 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keepin it real ya all.

2/07/2018 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story really sucks...🤭

2/07/2018 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Cpd just continues to show the world they are the real police. Lol so glad I left. Between the terrible brass to the thieving gang teams not much good to be said.

2/07/2018 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My wife just got out of a meeting with the Lt and mayors office at HQ, they are disbanding the whole 6th District. Also putting everyone in uniform, bc these no good phone call babies in 006 need to push a beat car like me. I'm so bitter and angry I need the whole department to do what I do. It's a done deal just like GEU. The order will be out on Monday.
Signed,
All commentors on
this blog

Your wife and a Lt and the mayors office meet at HQ. Not the commander who will lose his command, chief of patrol
Makes no sense

2/07/2018 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another topic other than PO molesters

so do the police write tickets for uncleared sidewalks?

alot in south norwood park need clearing!

thank you


2/07/2018 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

if it's true than we may very well have the dumbest guy alive in the 006th district!

Nothing will beat, no pun intended, the lockup p.o. from 011. He my friends kept the change abd then some

2/07/2018 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Currently in 006, the information I have received is as follows: Copper on days woth 10 years on was on a hospital detail and watching a guy in custody for a gay domestic. The copper locks himself in the bathroom with the arrestee, sucks his D, sucks his toes and to top it all off eats his ass. After the arrestee blew his load on superBLOW Sunday, the guy put a beef in. LT calls the copper down to the office and the guy says if his dna is anywhere on this guys dick it is because he sneezed on it. There is body cam footage of the copper deleting pictures of the act he just performed right in front of the body cam. God bless America.

2/07/2018 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Closet Queen...

2/07/2018 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He didn't sneeze according to the CALEA standard of sneezing.

2/07/2018 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick draw Strip’um Special Ed, the Fake News Media wanted to ham this one up.
Video?
An upset detained Community member makes an allegation- take the report.
How and why it was released by Media Affairs.
Oh yeah, that’s Specials Ed’s Dept. Transparency Guideline.

TSA agent was accused of sexual assault for a pat-down of a passenger.
Report states passenger/victim was fondled by TSA, touching the who-who.
Unfounded by the Area.

Let’s see how this plays out.
What are the odds a person in custody for any (no) reason...would tell a lie about the Poleece?
For the record, COPA is making the community rounds telling everyone how to obtain some social justice.
They have a pamphlet.

2/07/2018 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My sources in the justice dept tell me nothing is going to happen to the gang team, just a misunderstanding.

2/07/2018 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Commander's Office Ranger said...
I love this blog! Every time I read a post, my seniority goes up 1.
``````````````````````````````````````
HAHAHAHHA so true... Please put out the details to an extent. We're all wanting to know..

2/07/2018 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Another positive community interaction

2/07/2018 01:13:00 AM

I just spit out my coffee. Now I gotta clean my keyboard. Funny...

2/07/2018 04:29:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

One thing is to be proactively using the dick beaters, but to raid the prison wallet is just low.

2/07/2018 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

always a chance it could be bs. dont grab the pitchforks yet

2/07/2018 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you cancel VRI

2/07/2018 04:42:00 AM

Lol. This blog fucking kills me.

2/07/2018 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During Redman fighting in the academy they should do it barefoot and when people start salivating from the stinky delicious exposed toes they can weed out assclowns like this idiot.

2/07/2018 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys this is Sgt. John Herman redux and he was promoted off the list. Sgt. Herman had his case overturned in appeal and won a lawsuit against his accuser. So don’t rush to judgement until all the facts are in.

***

The Sgt allegedly used his baton… He didn’t allegedly Deep Throat a baton… DNA is pretty hard to beat in either instance

2/07/2018 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the Dept can do row call training on what not to do with your arrestee

2/07/2018 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Couldn’t have tarnished a better name. Karma sure comes full circle for the hater captain whip jr


You mean karma sutra?

2/07/2018 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to bet we are going to be turning cameras on in hospitals from now on.

2/07/2018 12:33:00 PM

I'll take that bet. Do you honestly think the cop who decides to eat a prisoner's asshole will turn on his body cam to document it, just because he's supposed to? You're dumber than he is. You won't be turning on your camera in the hospital. Don't worry. In general, you can assume any cop who willingly decides to commit a crime, particularly sexual assault, won't worry too much about the general orders regarding body cam rules.

2/07/2018 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 questions Who was his background investigator and importantly his FTO?

2/07/2018 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALot of officers offered by the FEDS to wear wires???

Be careful of city wide units asking for strange favors or leaving scene with drugs and cash left behind to inventory.

Your white shirt will order you to process the scene document it all like your life depends on it HELL take your own piks of everyone on scene and actually get names!.

2/07/2018 10:22:00 AM

This is some of the dumbest shit I've read on here. If a citywide unit "asks for a strange favor," you say no. If anyone leaves cash and drugs behind on their scene, call them back because they forgot something. You don't inventory someone else's shit, and any white shirt who orders you to do so is a fucking moron. As for taking your own "piks" and getting names, I'm sure the citywide units will pose for your pictures and give you their names before abandoning drugs and cash at their scene. I mean, why wouldn't they want to help you violate general orders by snapping your own pictures like a fucking clown? And, if they're up to no good, or working with the feds, I'm sure they'll be happy to let you photograph them and get their names. Please never spread your idiotic rumors on here or anywhere, and for God's sake, please never give advice again.

2/07/2018 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
another topic other than PO molesters

so do the police write tickets for uncleared sidewalks?

alot in south norwood park need clearing!

thank you


2/07/2018 02:57:00 PM

Hahaha! Oh, wait, you were serious? HAHAHA!

2/07/2018 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did captain Corky cover up for this PO in the past?

2/07/2018 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like many others in the ninties who came on in their mid to late thirties, we got short changed when they made retirement mandatory at 63.
2/07/2018 04:48:00 AM



If you came on in the mid 90s in your mid 30's you could go now with almost free health care and a pension. If you want to work on this dept.past 63 you seriously have been short changed,but not the way you think.

2/07/2018 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll never sneeze near an arrestee again.

2/07/2018 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, was it a blow job? A toe job or full on back door sex in the bathroom? So many fantastical stories. I'm sure it'll be proven to be as simple as the P.O. continued to guard the prisoner, even while in the bathroom and the offender/"sex victim" wants a quick pay day.

2/07/2018 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much time on the job did the p.o. have?

2/07/2018 05:53:00 AM

Please be more specific. Are you referring to the hand job, the blow job, the rim job, or the toe job?

2/07/2018 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we not giving our own any credit at all anymore? We know bullshit allegations are made every day against police by criminals looking for a way out or a payout. How do we know this is not that?

2/07/2018 11:12:00 AM

Supposedly this sick shit was picked up on this mopes body cam that he didn't know was recording.

2/07/2018 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Like many others in the ninties who came on in their mid to late thirties, we got short changed when they made retirement mandatory at 63.

2/07/2018 04:48:00 AM

No you didn't. You'll actually get to collect for a year or two before you drop dead rather than dying on the job.

2/07/2018 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Herman

-You forgot the part where his then-wife had him arrested for CSA. And there were other incidents as well. Major perv.

2/07/2018 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another topic other than PO molesters

so do the police write tickets for uncleared sidewalks?

alot in south norwood park need clearing!

thank you

Alot of elderly. Why don't you help out princess like we do in Oriole.

2/07/2018 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds a little far fetched to me, there's cameras everywhere. but you know he could have been sitting on a guy who was on his deathbed, maybe he asked one favor before passing.

2/07/2018 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are now officially the laughing stock of the nation. If we aren't robbing gang bangers , we're blowing them......
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

2/07/2018 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ive known cops to blow the bosses or themselves but this crosses the line!

2/07/2018 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
My wife just got out of a meeting with the Lt and mayors office at HQ, they are disbanding the whole 6th District. Also putting everyone in uniform, bc these no good phone call babies in 006 need to push a beat car like me. I'm so bitter and angry I need the whole department to do what I do. It's a done deal just like GEU. The order will be out on Monday.
Signed,
All commentors on
this blog

Your wife and a Lt and the mayors office meet at HQ. Not the commander who will lose his command, chief of patrol
Makes no sense



It's over... I just lost faith ... turn off the lights... how could you think original post was not sarcasm?!

Unless, you were not serious--- I'm so confused!!!!

2/07/2018 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All he really wanted was a pearl necklace.

2/07/2018 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this blog! Every time I read a post, my seniority goes up 1.

Only if you less than 9 years

2/07/2018 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When's his promotion party?

2/07/2018 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Your wife and a Lt and the mayors office meet at HQ. Not the commander who will lose his command, chief of patrol
Makes no sense



Wha? You really don’t get sarcasm huh? You must be a Hoot to ride with for 8.5 hrs.

2/07/2018 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This happens daily in classrooms to underaged kids in Chicago land, not a peep from the media about going after teachers and faculty.

2/07/2018 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not access the case report. 5 day suspension

2/07/2018 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad, I need an event number for a community inter action. Correction squad, make it for a personal.

2/07/2018 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about an institution falling apart.
Started with straight shifts.
Now merit promotions that are 98% fraud.
Your uniform...wear any fucking combination you see fit. Just make sure you continue to look like a disgrace and bring more embarrassment to the CPD when your on national TV.

Shit. I could go on and on but I hope you get the idea.

2/07/2018 07:50:00 PM  

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