Over / Under
With an alleged 1,000 extra officers from everywhere all over the place, we're going to set the year's first holiday weekend over/under a bit on the low side:
- 50 total shot with 9 expiring
Our parameters are a bit tighter than HeyJackass.com (the only trusted source of Chicago mayhem numbers.) The range of bloodletting will be from 1700 hours Friday evening until 2359 hours Monday.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
66 Comments:
Nicky I thought you was laying?
No, no, I’m taking!
Gimme da over! It’s gonna be a bloodbath this weekend
I don't think cpd is feared or respected by criminals. We could field an extra 5 thousand and they would ignore us.
im gonna double that.
75/15
Temps in mid to upper 80s.
I’m pulling 60 shot, 13 killed, with rain being the great neutralizer. If I were Pete Rose, I’d actually drop some coin on the action then, go down a block and say to some fellas “that guy down there said locks make you look like you’re wearing a wig.”
Could probably get 20 kills out of this alone. But I’m not Pete Rose so I don’t bet on games I manage. I am open to point shaving though.
WE will see what we will see. It might be a joyful and peaceful weekend.
I'll take the over on that!
Didn't about half the people shot and most of the peole killed on Labor Day Weekend get it between 8 pm Monday and 6 am Tuesday?
Or was it 4th of July weekend?
Everyone procrastinates so badly on the weekend!
65 & 12
I just pray that none of them will be innocent children.
Mannequins dressed in uniforms and card board cutouts would be just as effective as a thousand hands tied Police Officers...
Setting the oven to clean, right now.
Don't forget the "overtime" numbers, there's gonna b a couple of them.
After drawing 015 in the ghoul pool and not winning, I’m starting to think the community is purposely causing me financial losses. But for statistical purposes, 58 shot 19 kilted.
over way over if the gods are paying attention.
Anonymous said...
Temps in mid to upper 80s.
I’m pulling 60 shot, 13 killed, with rain being the great neutralizer. If I were Pete Rose, I’d actually drop some coin on the action then, go down a block and say to some fellas “that guy down there said locks make you look like you’re wearing a wig.”
Could probably get 20 kills out of this alone. But I’m not Pete Rose so I don’t bet on games I manage. I am open to point shaving though.
5/25/2018 12:57:00 AM
Lol! 😋
We used to tell lies on these m/fers
back and forth just to keep them
distracted by gnawing on each other...
"Ol' boy say your momma's
name is 'Oatis' with a 'A!'"
"Dafukhesay?"
Ripped a stitch laughing at these
brain-on-bypass, hands hard-wired
to their eyes/touch airy damned thing
that ain't theirs cretins as they rolled around
biting the shit out of each other.
It made for less time for them to get
in our hair...
Why not?
They lied like a mofo on Policemen
so whenever we could return the favor...
>Grin<
Projected temperature for Friday is 89 degrees. Hope all of our under-staffed units are in place in case a tropical 'heat emergency' forces the closure of North Avenue Beach...
First, don't forget to keep the line moving.
Next, you must...
Kees me you fool!!!!
I'm sure that what ever the final count is, city of Schitcago will STILL look like war zone to the rest of the U.S..
70/8
Really need a death penalty in Illinois, one with an express lane for politicians that protect criminals and illegal aliens and those that get rich by screwing the public.
J.J.
Every morning I get my coffee and read SCC. Great info and a great start to the day. You can't beat real news with a bit of humorous commentary. Then 3:38am slaps me back to reality. But that's a good thing I suppose. The emotion I felt reading that simple one sentence comment makes me pause for a minute and think. Thank you for posting 3:38. Have a good day.
I'd tell the fool that dude down the street said your locks make you look like a Gump.
Hey SCC,
Using your timeframe, last year tallied 6 killed and another 41 wounded and 2016 came in at 8 killed and another 55 wounded. Given that this is the first all 70°s+ weekend of the year and it coincides with a traditional shitshow, we'll take the over with 55 total shot w/ 7 killed.
-WHT
What are the vegas numbers?
One kilt this morning in 018 at the rowhouses.
69/0
O.K., 9/50 = 18% kill ratio.
So, you can bet on pure numbers, or
kill ratios, or set up a trifecta.
Let's hope no LEO's are not part of the kill.
100 shot, 28 dead
It's Dying Time! Let the Games begin!
80/10 Warm weather and parties! The ER's have been getting back in shape treating gunshot wounds and will be saving thug lives.
Revoke the shooters FOID cards or reject their applications for the "gun" card. Problem solved.
Okay Go Big or Go Home 78 & 10
74 & 13..
The folks are at the starting line waiting for the bell to ring.
The norm is cancel all holidays for police from now on.
90 degrees all weekend. Keep your heads down.
55 and 10. Not as high as you may think, however in the week following the holiday, bodies will consistently hit the pavement with significantly less notoriety.
I'll take the over.
100 toothpicks says you're too low.
I'll take the over, parlayed with the over "6" in carjackings. ---"race track" Phil.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't think cpd is feared or respected by criminals. We could field an extra 5 thousand and they would ignore us.
***
Please tell me you’re not just figuring this out now?
3 shot /0 dead... because we have an extra 1000 cops on the street this weekend
70/12
3 straight days of temps in the 90’s on a holiday weekend!! Definitely take the over
It’s gonna be a blood bath. I’m sure all the officers who were forced to work after getting their days off canceled will be just dying to get out there and do police work while their missing BBQ’s and time away from their family’s. ☠️
70/20
I’d like to thank all of the tax payers who made my day off a little bit fatter. Thank you, thank you, thank you, it was a great day.
Bumper year this year. Warming up for a long hot summer. Record numbers prediction
192 shot
41 shot and killed
47 homicides.
Stay fetal during this wilding.
New General Order from CFD. They think if we are out and about during afternoon that might make the savages reconsider attacking
SUBJECT: PREPARING FOR THE SUMMER MONTHS
In an effort to prepare for the upcoming summer months, the OEMC shall place all Fire
Suppression and Rescue (FS&R) companies in-service on the air between the hours of 1330 to
1600 on the Saturday May 26th, Sunday May 27th and Monday May 28th, 2018. During this time
Companies shall complete the following:
Check all hydrants for missing hydrant threads. When companies return the Company
Officer will notify the OEMC of any missing threads.
Conduct an area familiarization of their still district. Companies shall identify any culdasacs,
round-abouts, construction sites, etc. in their area and preplan the most direct and
efficient route to incidents.
Identify any structures that are structurally unsound within their still district and submit
the addresses on a Form 2/2A to the appropriate District.
Companies shall ensure to remain in-service during this time and available to respond to
emergency incidents. These small tasks will provide members with an area familiazation of their
still district keeping response times low and identify any possible hazards
90s ,sunny thru Monday....them democratic CPS students will have their finest criminal clothes
70 AND 9.
Is Special ed wife the LT going to work the holiday I don't think so fuck this job and the city state and country
100 shot over the holiday 35 DOA
My bet is 12 exspired & 75 suffering lead ☠️ @ the minimum
I’m never wrong & I need the OT to pay my city tax increase
Thanks tiny dancer& by the way
GFY
Let the shooting begain!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
3 straight days of temps in the 90’s on a holiday weekend!! Definitely take the over
It’s gonna be a blood bath. I’m sure all the officers who were forced to work after getting their days off canceled will be just dying to get out there and do police work while their missing BBQ’s and time away from their family’s. ☠️
They might be dying to get out there and do police work but the will do their job. When confronted with incidents they will handle them
caution to gamblers:
tuesday am count always tick up a little by friday when the organ doners are unplugged.
hang on to the betting slips till then.
This might be the weekend to break the century mark. I'll go with 105 shot, 19 killed. Might even see some epic incidents with 8+ shooting victims at a location. Watch out for each other.
I go a step further saying the ages of all the 0110 victims during the weekend will add up to 350
80/20
Hey, I just heard a report on ABC7 10 o'clock news that Trump was wrong to tweet about the crime here, that shootings are down 21%. They wouldn't lie, would they? Answer-yes.
8,16,17,22 better get an = share of police 👮♀️ working for time and a half . We all pay 💰 about 3x what the ghetto residents pay in real estate taxes . Do not believe progressives that ghetto pays more . They pay about 1/4 for a House because they are living with criminals .
We are paying premium price for the same size lot,house as the ghetto because we obey the law, we get LESS Police Service , crappy public schools , same garbage pick up ,street cleaning ,snow plowing . Rahm must be voted out . We are paying high prices for homes ,over taxed ,under served because we are civilized .
I heard a rumor that sport wagering has been declared to be not prohibitable via law.
Is the ghoul pool now covered and free of all possible accusations of illegalities?
My attorney won't supply an answer he'd bet his life on.
I say instead of paying all that overtime and cancelling time off the city should offer to pay the burial expenses for gang bangers killed.hey, it's just business
One thousand extra Policemen,eh?
Why not make it a million?
Jeez, who actually believes this crap?
I played this game with shaver. I was pretty goid at it also. We are going with 82 shot 16 taking dirt nap.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I played this game with shaver. I was pretty goid at it also. We are going with 82 shot 16 taking dirt nap.
5/27/2018 05:04:00 PM
You don’t appear to be too good. 16 dead, 82 shot is your prediction. As of Monday evening 8 dead , 25 shot. Good job
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