Pre-Booting
This Slum Times headline is great:
We assume this means that Rahm is going to have boot crews roaming the more expensive parts of town and locking down high end rides that rich people drive in an effort to prevent them from being carjacked.
This is some truly progressive thinking and we salute the mayor for taking this forward-looking step.
Now let's see what happens when we read the article:
This is some truly progressive thinking and we salute the mayor for taking this forward-looking step.
Now let's see what happens when we read the article:
- Three months ago, mayoral challenger Garry McCarthy accused Mayor Rahm Emanuel of being asleep at the wheel when it comes to stopping Chicago’s epidemic of carjackings, waking up only after the problem was out of control. Now, the embattled mayor is turning to technology — again — to shake that reputation and show he’s on top of the frightening problem.
City Hall disclosed Thursday it’s been quietly using license plate recognition technology on the 26 vans used by Department of Finance crews to put an immobilizing “boot” on vehicles owned by scofflaws with outstanding parking tickets or outdated city stickers. Cameras are mounted on both sides of the vans; each van can collect about 3,200 license plates per shift. The plate information is fed to databases on stolen cars and other crimes maintained by the Office of Emergency Management and Communications.
Although the Emanuel administration waited until Thursday to publicize the change, the vans have been used in the carjacking crackdown for a few months. Since March, boot crews have “identified and reported to CPD over 190 hits from the stolen vehicle list,” City Hall said. “By harnessing an existing city process, we are able to more quickly identify stolen vehicles on streets throughout Chicago, returning them to their owners and preventing these vehicles from being involved in other violent crimes,” Emanuel was quoted as saying in a press release.
So the boot crews aren't actually doing anything to "prevent" carjacking as the headline implies.Who authored this piece of crap......oh, Spielman. That explains the disconnect from reality that the headline reinforces.
McCarthy is making an issue of this and it's having an effect if Rahm is pushing his tame reporters and editors to move forward with this nonsense.
McCarthy is making an issue of this and it's having an effect if Rahm is pushing his tame reporters and editors to move forward with this nonsense.
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Woke up this morning to take the kid to school and noticed all the tickets and boots in 18.
No boots on fancy cars, just working class people. Thank G-d Rahm is looking out for the working class. It must be for the children or to pay for some cronie's jacked up building plans. Also notice most of 18 has construction all over the roads, making travel even more of a hassle. Must be an election year as we all arrive late to work. And we pay out the ass for this pleasure. Remember in November.
What time is his departure?
Does anybody remember an incident from the mid 90's
or so on the Keeler block of Jackson when some Revenue-ers
were booting Ol'Boy's sled?
Ol' Boy and the Revenue'ers were very likely engaged
in some lively back & forth...
The Revenue-ers were feeling firm and very necessary
because they had brand spank new "CPD-Style" badges.
A deliberate thumb in the eye of Policemen by Shortshanks
for daring to put their pens in their pockets and keep
them there after 42 Extra-Short decided it was a good
idea to cut Policemen out of the revenue stream that was
court...
But Stupidvisors were beating on Coppers to keep up
the revenue in spite of being cut out of court.
The man in the movie said:
"Fuck YOU, pay ME!"
There was plenty to go around.
Daley got fucking G R E E D Y.
Anyhoo... Back to the show...
Revenue'ers said:
"Fuk you gon' do now?"
Ol' Boy hollered:
"Y'all hol' dat thought an'
I'll be right back..."
Pause for station identification:
"This is radio station WWTF!"
>Curtains part... Window sash hits
the stops with a bang... Hand extends
through opening with a y'all-know-what in it<
The yield?
One shot-the-fuck-up Revenue van with
all the doors open, engine running...
Revenue-ers WAAAAAAAYY down the block and
around a couple three corners and trying to
shake the shit down their pant legs.
If we remember correctly, 011 Tact grabbed
Ol' Boy not too long afterwards.
LOTS... Of laughter on Z10...
Rahm's a damn fool for even suggesting
out loud that Revenue is somehow "proactively"
reeling in these hot sleds...
Play this nonsense for what it is...
Hi-Ho Hilarity!
Awaaayyy!
Of the "190 hits" on plates of stolen vehicles, how many resulted in the arrests of occupants?
My guess: ZERO. All were abandoned steals.
Except when the revenue crew goes on a chase, like they did in Greek town the other night.
I’m sure im not the only one saying this but i wish McCartney put his support behing Vallas.
Vallas is right. Rahm only does whatever it takes to get re-elected. Nothing for the people, it’s all about him.
I’m sure it was Fran who wrote the scathing “editorial” about the Tribune’s “swooning” over Vallas and attacking him in the process, after what was the first day of his campaign and having very little in the way of specifics.
Can you go back to Rahm’s campaign in 2011 and see where Rahm fell short, Fran? I’m betting he made about 40 percent of those promises reality (like the 1,000 officers he committed to hiring BACK THEN, IN 2011).
Can we also ask about his 2015 campaign, Fran? The one where he put on a sweater and promised he heard us, only to return to normal dick mode the next day?
And hey, let’s not forget while he was filming that commercial, he was sitting on the Laquan tape like I sit on duck farts during Sunday mass, right after communion when the priest sits back down and there is nothing but silence. That dick was sitting on a giant, NOISY fart during that one, hah Fran?
Lastly Fran, during all of your recent interviews on the Sun-Times website, I do notice you’re looking kind of yellow and ashen, maybe it’s time to cut back on the carton of Virginia Slims you smoke every day while typing your lies.
And oh, Rahm, FUCK YOU!
OT Karma, as we all know, is a bitch....
Beware of some suburban and small town coppers who enjoy giving CPD family members a load of shit during stops. Shit such as blaming CPD for the "bad reputation" all coppers throughout the State and beyond now suffer, how CPD ruins it for everyone, and blah blah blah. You can bullshit and intimidate a middle aged woman or a kid with that crap, why not try it out on an actual CPD copper. I'd rather you write than demean them for my choice of Departments. It takes a really special ________ to lay that shit on others. Listen, I can't help it you didn't get hired here, or whatever your beef REALLY is, but here's a tip, berating someone about their spouse's or parent's job is a pure pussy play.
For the most part, suburban guys are good as gold. But theres always one goof out there. Its a 2 way street, and while you might bullshit a civilian with that line about how you're doing a favor by giving a citation for a "lesser" violation, save that horseshit, and your social justice commentary. We all know better, and you gotta be a real horse's ass to play that game.
No doubt about it, our Mayor Rahm is a crime fighting genius. He is always one step ahead of the criminal element.
Carjacking crackdown. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Rahm you are a funny guy. The meter maids are just driving around trying to male you money. A byproduct of that is maybe picking up some hot plates. Dont act like this is some special operation. People can see thru your bullshit stories. Or can they ?
You spot a car taken in a carjacking, big fucking deal! As soon as you light em up, you’re told to terminate!
Let me get this straight.....
a robbery is theft when the two parties
come face to face......
a burglary occurs when the property owner
is not at home or is sleeping......
carjacking involves confronting the owner of
the motor vehicle while operating the vehicle.....
booting high-end vehicles over night to prevent
theft.....that's called plain stupid
It’s an election year.
If Rham could wrangle the rodent control rat killers into some kind of news blurb.
He would.
Saying we have dropped crime again with help by the rodent control crew. They found a stolen car, or lost child.
It is amazing that news organizations are pandering to this garbage. But will not identify the offender of a crime spree,
just so no one gets their feelings hurt.
Each citizen is being given a boot. If someone attempts to carjack you, you throw the boot at the carjacker thereby thwarting the attempt!
Also, don't expect the media to report carjackings anymore unless it results with a chase through the middle of downtown with guns blazing. Rahm can then claim that carjackings are "down" as a result of this brilliant new program. Take that Bronx bulldog!
WOWWIE......Ole rahm said "VIOLENT CRIME"...Was that a slip of this snakes tongue????
If they get technology that says "Joe gots a gun"' maybe then this will reduce carjacking.
cops to prevent overdoese, streets and san to prevent carjackings.....what next? Dorothy Brown's clerks doing brain surgery at Stroger?
What's up is down
Good is bad
Bad is good
Welcome to the bizarro world run by Democrats
Beware of some suburban and small town coppers who enjoy giving CPD family members a load of shit during stops. Shit such as blaming CPD for the "bad reputation" all coppers throughout the State and beyond now suffer, how CPD ruins it for everyone, and blah blah blah. You can bullshit and intimidate a middle aged woman or a kid with that crap, why not try it out on an actual CPD copper. I'd rather you write than demean them for my choice of Departments. It takes a really special ________ to lay that shit on others. Listen, I can't help it you didn't get hired here, or whatever your beef REALLY is, but here's a tip, berating someone about their spouse's or parent's job is a pure pussy play.
Agreed however attitude is everything now isn't it
Hey Rahm!! So you are using the help of the revenue vans to help recover stolen cars.
The REAL problem is when they are being stolen. When the citizen has a gun stuck to
their head and are being violently dragged from their car and possibly facing Death.
What are you doing about that? And what are you doing to preventing the “Mutts” that
do get caught from being on the street and doing it again & again, the very next day?
Notice what is missing? Data How many stolen cars were recovered this way? How many arrests? How many thieves are in jail?
OT Karma, as we all know, is a bitch....
Beware of some suburban and small town coppers who enjoy giving CPD family members a load of shit during stops. Shit such as blaming CPD for the "bad reputation" all coppers throughout the State and beyond now suffer, how CPD ruins it for everyone, and blah blah blah. You can bullshit and intimidate a middle aged woman or a kid with that crap, why not try it out on an actual CPD copper. I'd rather you write than demean them for my choice of Departments. It takes a really special ________ to lay that shit on others. Listen, I can't help it you didn't get hired here, or whatever your beef REALLY is, but here's a tip, berating someone about their spouse's or parent's job is a pure pussy play.
For the most part, suburban guys are good as gold. But theres always one goof out there. Its a 2 way street, and while you might bullshit a civilian with that line about how you're doing a favor by giving a citation for a "lesser" violation, save that horseshit, and your social justice commentary. We all know better, and you gotta be a real horse's ass to play that game.
5/04/2018 12:59:00 AM
How many lights/stop signs did the old lady blow?
I am outraged. Half the vehicles on the south and west sides are improperly tagged or have none at all making license readers useless. This discriminates those of us who are legitimate.
Well, wouldn't want to do anything that might upset the delicate balance of black, brown or whites in prison. Or even have to imprison a criminal.
J.J.
The propaganda that Spielman and co. spew for the Mayor ranks up there with those newsreels Goebbles was churning out in 1944 telling the Germans they were still winning the war. In 1944.
Enjoy your City.
How about booting all those so called “out of state” students. People move here and live in the never once changing residency. Force everyone with out of state plates living here for “school” pay 250.00 for using our streets. Have a special out of state city sticker or something. I want everyone to experience the DOOM.
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...
Woke up this morning to take the kid to school and noticed all the tickets and boots in 18.
No boots on fancy cars, just working class people. Thank G-d Rahm is looking out for the working class. It must be for the children or to pay for some cronie's jacked up building plans. Also notice most of 18 has construction all over the roads, making travel even more of a hassle. Must be an election year as we all arrive late to work. And we pay out the ass for this pleasure. Remember in November.
What time is his departure?
5/04/2018 12:31:00 AM
You are kidding? Do you really believe the guy that boots cars doesnt boot “fancy” cars. Do you think he has a list by year and make not to boot.
As far as the other claims which are probably true. 018 has also been a terrible district to find parking. It’s to concentrated and now all the construction makes it worse. Traffic is unbearable but that’s the case all over the city because of summer road construction
I may have posted this once before, but an old copper once told me regarding carjackings to keep some pepper spray handy, like within reach. If you happen to get carjacked he said to spray a good blast into the car as you exit (if you can) and the jacker won't be able to stay in there. Sounds plausible but these things happen so damn fast.... who knows. CCW may be an option but what if there are multiple assailants? Even off duty POs are getting jacked. The whole situation sucks.
Great. Now when you get carjacked, one of these boot teams will find your car, boot it and have it towed. So it will cost you hundreds of dollars to get your car out of the auto pond, plus whatever was taken by both the carjacker and the tow drivers.
It's the Car Jacking CRACKDOWN! >echo< CRACKDOWN! >boom echo< CRACKDOWN!
Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAAAAAAAY! On the South Side..... >boom< ENGLE.....WOOOOOOOD!
CRACKDOWN!!!!!
Don't miss it ya'll! See the sights, experience the fall outs, smell the .... well, smells.
Call 1-800-RAHM-SCAM!
(they might as well have just written that - it'd be 100% more entertaining than the useless fake news they published...)
Does anyone actually believe that any car jacker worth his weight isn't going to have a collection of plates to use? Maybe just the GhettoTastic paper plate, but a different plate nonetheless? And if not, then maybe the car just goes straight to the chop shop for slicing and dicing?
Much to do about nothing - more technological civil-rights invading bullshit that makes the sheeple feel like something's being done...
5/4 1259am:
Either call the town out or be quiet. Nobody wants to hear you group a whole, non-contiguous, metropolitan area into 1 group because your family had a bad stop with one guy. If you think burb cops love how we're treated by your department you're short a couple screws. I'm a born and raised southsider. I never took your test bc I didn't care for residency. I can stay in the burbs or move back to the city if I want. Save your suburban cops want to be city police theory for your journal. I know more burn cops that turned CPD down than ones who left for the city.
I think Auto Theft Det. is very close to 100pct accurate re abandoned steals. How long does someone keep the old plates on a stolen car otherwise?
This literally makes no sense. How is booting a parked car going to stop car jackings ?
Let's grab that BMW ! Ohhhhh man it's got a boot. Oh well let's grab that guys KIA sitting at the red light.
Watching Trump right now at NRA meeting, he is talking about Chicago crime again,but yet nothing will ever be done! this city is being completely torn apart thanks to the elected democrats,Vallas is exposing rahms tactics, will Gary (I left my wife married a young girl and had a baby) expose the truth of the tapes? Gary is a coward and is a spoiler, Gray get out support Vallas maybe you could get a job your qualified for like Bronx bullshitting!
Anyone that condones or agrees with writing another cop or their family tickets is a jerkoff. Except when absolutely necessary like accident dui or total ignorance no one should ever do that. Traffic is discretionary in almost all cases. Use your discretion and dont do it.
Anonymous said...
OT Karma, as we all know, is a bitch....
Beware of some suburban and small town coppers who enjoy giving CPD family members a load of shit during stops. Shit such as blaming CPD for the "bad reputation" all coppers throughout the State and beyond now suffer, how CPD ruins it for everyone, and blah blah blah. You can bullshit and intimidate a middle aged woman or a kid with that crap, why not try it out on an actual CPD copper. I'd rather you write than demean them for my choice of Departments. It takes a really special ________ to lay that shit on others. Listen, I can't help it you didn't get hired here, or whatever your beef REALLY is, but here's a tip, berating someone about their spouse's or parent's job is a pure pussy play.
For the most part, suburban guys are good as gold. But theres always one goof out there. Its a 2 way street, and while you might bullshit a civilian with that line about how you're doing a favor by giving a citation for a "lesser" violation, save that horseshit, and your social justice commentary. We all know better, and you gotta be a real horse's ass to play that game.
5/04/2018 12:59:00 AM
How many lights/stop signs did the old lady blow?
5/04/2018 08:20:00 AM
Had a "disagreement" at fast food drive thru with a suburban PO who was in a rush,he didn't know how to go around a car waiting for an order. Saw him in my rearview mirror beeping his horn and making gestures with his hand. When he finally figured out to go around me he gave me the usual look, and I told him "the drive thru girl said to just pull up". Well he is obviously not used to anyone saying anything to him. So he slams on his brakes, exits his squad and runs up to my door with a piss poor attitude. Had I not been a LEO, he probably would have had a worse attitude. Working a 12 hours shift is not an excuse for having a bad attitude. I have worked 21 hours straight and still acted professional. Go back to working an 8 hour shift if you cant handle 12 hours. Just remember that when you are at a fast food restaurant, they all have numerous videos watching the drive thru lanes.
New Democrat plan: prevent carjackings by booting all high-end vehicles on the public way, whether parked illegally or not. Sure, people will have to pay for this great service but it’s to protect them. United Socialists for America (USA) 2018.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Notice what is missing? Data How many stolen cars were recovered this way? How many arrests? How many thieves are in jail?
5/04/2018 08:20:00 AM
And what else is missing is the medias lack of any follow up questions. What ever Rahm says is taken as the truth. No one dares to question the emperor.
"The propaganda that Spielman and co. spew for the Mayor ranks up there with those newsreels Goebbles was churning out in 1944 telling the Germans they were still winning the war. In 1944."
Same exact thought here. Sun-Times is taking on water, and they are trying to paint themselves as an alternative to the right-leaning Tribune and trying to start an old East Coast-West Coast Rap feud, but as an editorial, that was truly despicable. My guess is that Rahm sent two cartons of Virginia slims to Fran as a reward, which will be gone by tomorrow as she slaves away on her typewriter throughout the night even though Mayoral Spokesman Peter Giangreco gave her the electronic file to upload.
Had a "disagreement" at fast food drive thru with a suburban PO who was in a rush,he didn't know how to go around a car waiting for an order.
Have observed many contacts on and off duty, Police departments hire human beings, X amount of humans are a**holes.Multiply that by the "had their lunch money taken in high school" and are now going to get even that the job attracts and don't be surprised that for every decent Copper there are X amount of.. Remember this lesson when you begin your next tour brother. An old timer told me long ago, abuse no one and allow no one to abuse you!
Star and 02 bars.
This doesn't sound like an excuse to make a cash grab at all.
Want more evidence of the games that Rahm Emanuel plays?
Look what happened at the City Colleges of Chicago on May 3, 2018 -- the regularly scheduled monthly meeting of the Board of Trustees (all mayoral appointees since Chicago is the only college district in Illinois that does not elect trustees): the general public and unions packed the meeting room and the meeting was abruptly canceled. Allegedly, a quorum was not present as six of seven trustees were absent.
http://copylinemagazine.com/2018/05/03/city-colleges-chicago-faculty-call-vote-no-confidence-olive-harvey-president-lack-credentials/
Rahm wanted to have one of his allies appointed to serve as a college president despite her lack of credentials. Only in Chicago.
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...
5/04/2018 12:31:00 AM
018? I don't want to hear it. CPD (apologies here SCC this one is LONG) Fights tooth and Nail to get Street Cleaning and Rush Hour tickets before Finance PEA's get to them. I've seen DOZENS of 9-64-100G (Within 30ft of Stop Sign/Traffic Signal) tickets written by 018 coppers in the areas of Chicago-North Ave/Halsted-LSD. When I worked 11-7, 018 was all over the Residential Permit Zones that start at 6pm in those areas as well. Plus I've Watched 018 foot patrols checking Meters in the Gold Coast. As well as Unit 211/212. 019, 020, 024, 017 and 014 come to mind as districts that Love Street Cleaning tickets.
You guys and gals want activity for VRI or w/e its called these days? I understand that Parking Tickets are a great way to Avoid Barry Manilow Issues. But how about going after the blatant idiocy?
Pick a Dealership on Irving in 016. Or on Grand in 025. Gold Coast Bentley in 018 (and I don't care that a Ex Cop is head of Security there, that dude is pompous). Or the Vehicles with No Plates and a Covered VIN? I believe thats a Tow to impound for Investigation? Or watch out for Nebraska Intransits and Texas 1 Trip Permits and Arizona Temps (some are 90 days some are Not Legit outside of AZ, or Michigan and Indiana Temps (Indiana Temp Plates are only valid for 45 days, do the math. Michigan Temps are 30 or 60 days, and again, do the math.).
Nebraska has a Fraud Alert out for their Intrasit Documents (INT plate if you're handwriting it). See them a lot in 024 and 020 and parts of 016 and 025. You have a better than 60% chance that the VIN is going to come back to Illinois, if not Chicago. There is a Dealership/Garage near Wrightwood and Cicero that is Photoshopping Wisconsin Temp Plates and using the photocopies for a "Plate" when they sell their vehicles to people in the area that are not likely to go to the police. I have pictures of a Wisconsin Temp Plate thats On 5 different vehicles with Expiration Dates that vary all the way back to 2015.
You want Activity for VIR that doesn't Target Chicago residents?
9-64-170A. Every Pickup Truck ( and it doesn't matter What Type of Plate in ON a Pickup, It is a Pickup Truck) that doesn't Have a City Sticker on it can get a Ticket for Parking on a Residential Street. Same restriction for Vans that don't have a current Chicago City Sticker.
Suburb Owned/Registered? They don't count because they don't live here.
Or how about Commercial Vehicle Enforcement?
Commercial Vehicles are not allowed to PARK on Any Residential or Business Street (definition 9-4-0101: 50% + 1 rule) when they are NOT working. 9-64-170 A & B. Taxi Cab Ban, Residential Streets. Taxi Ban, Business Streets between 2am and 7am. Junk Truck Ban. Semi Truck Tractor Ban. Semi Trailer Ban. Limo Ban. Motorhome Ban. Bus Ban.
Also Commercial Vehicles are not ALLOWED to have a Residential Parking Permit, Temp or Perm on their City Sticker. That is PER the City Clerk.
And Vehcies that are used for Commercial purposes are required under State Law to be MARKED with Biz Name and License #.
No Markings? Write the State Charge, get the Court Time, and Zero $$ to the City.
Vehicle Type Bans are the Easiest Title 9 tickets to Issue. I was averaging 120 per day from 4/17 to 12/17.
Loading Zone Enforcement? Send a Message to the Valets. All Loading Zones must be empty. If there is a vehicle in a Loading Zone it is now required by Ordinance (Change effective 1/1/18) to have its Flashing Lights ON the entire time the vehicle is in the LZ. Randolph from Halsted to Ashland alone on a Saturday or Sunday could provide enough activity for the whole District to qualify for VRI.
The Desk at 016 has my # if anyone here has questions. Just Ask for Ann or Richard on the ( best guess) 3rd Watch.
Watching Trump right now at NRA meeting, he is talking about Chicago crime again,but yet nothing will ever be done! this city is being completely torn apart thanks to the elected democrats,Vallas is exposing rahms tactics, will Gary (I left my wife married a young girl and had a baby) expose the truth of the tapes? Gary is a coward and is a spoiler, Gray get out support Vallas maybe you could get a job your qualified for like Bronx bullshitting!
5/04/2018 02:02:00 PM
Just how much shit can one think our President can clean out in a mere 15 months?
And, as for that "nothing will ever be done" crap, you sound like a fucking democrat lackey.
Wipe your own ass, clean up your own shit pile, quit your whining and get busy doing all the things you've been looking to be done for you.
President Trump is our President because many did precisely NOT what you do.
Or just continue being a whining loser, you'll at least not be lonely.
How many lights did she blow? Evidently not you Peter Perfect.
Ditto, thanks 0919hrs
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