Saturday, July 21, 2018

Stoners Welcome

  • The Chicago Police Department has quietly relaxed its hiring standards to eliminate past marijuana use as an automatic disqualifier, provided candidates have not smoked pot in the last three years, the chairman of the city’s Human Resources Board disclosed Friday.

    Testifying before the City Council’s Committee on Workforce Development, Chairman Salvador A. Cicero also disclosed that the three-member board is seeing a lot of appeals from police candidates who have been disqualified for using Adderall.

    That’s an addictive drug that works as a stimulant and is used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and the sleeping disorder narcolepsy.
How about a compromise? If cops can smoke dope, they'll all be waaaaaaay to mellow to chase criminals. And if they increase their Twinkie intake, they'll be too overweight to chase anyway.

And they'd die earlier which would save the pension! Holy crap, we're GENIUSES! Someone call Rahm.

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135 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Did you hear about this car that runs on water? It runs on water, man!!!”.

7/21/2018 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is because a certain demographic that they need to hire is disproportionately eliminated under the past standards. This same group is also having the same issues with criminal backgrounds. Look for the surge in scandals in a few years. We never learn.

7/21/2018 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the freaks we got on this job, a little pot smoking should be the least of their worries.

7/21/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed isn’t dope.

7/21/2018 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How about a compromise? If cops can smoke dope, they'll all be waaaaaaay to mellow to chase criminals. And if they increase their Twinkie intake, they'll be too overweight to chase anyway."


Brass is waaaaaay ahead of the curve on this one.

What, you thought that the level of stupid could be achieved without substance assistance?

Well, yeah, maybe for the obvious dummies, but......

7/21/2018 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude where’s my cruiser? Now pull my finger...

7/21/2018 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been that way for a minute now.

7/21/2018 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Jeff Spicoli said...

I smoke on my first rdo and all furlo until 4-5 days before I go back. Been doing this for about the last 12 years w/o it showing up on 5 'random' calls in for the Whiz Quiz. They need to legalize and tax the shit out of it. A few bong rips on rdos would do wonders for stress and morale. and yes, I'm baked right now.

009 2nd Watch

7/21/2018 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, oh, oh let me! I'll do it. I'll call him right away. Let's me see. What should I call him? How about phony, back-stabbing, no good piece of doodie. How did I do?

7/21/2018 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But of course! Don't tell me you did not see that coming..
The whole idea is going Bob Marley all over the City. Soon weed will be legal and we're gonna be one happy nation.
Seriously speaking, that is the most destroying news. The morale among police has been falling already. You wanna bet, how many of those freshly recruited will keep smoking?
This is continuous plan to eliminate police power to zero. Regardless of the number recruited. If you understand what I mean.
Dear officers, it is high time to change something. As long as you have among you ass lickers who don't care for their brothers and sisters in blue but only for money and careers it is gonna get worse and worse.
First of all you need to find strong, responsible and brave leaders to represent you. Then you need a plan. I don't see anyone who can beat Rahm. Maybe you have somebody among you.
If I knew there is a candidate who comes from CPD and is strongly supported by all officers I would vote for her/him. And so would all people who believe in law. And believe in order. Why you all think it is not possible?
Today I had conversation with my kids. They are small boys. I said we will be waving and smile to every police car we're passing. For I believe in education in early age. Education what is right and wrong. Teaching kids to respect police, not to fear you.
I always think, what if one day they want to join the forces. I want them to be among honest, proud men who protect the law and can be trusted.
FOP should me more active and visible. Especially now when so many bad things are going on and officers need support. Residents should be more organized in supporting police. Lots of things should change.
But no, this City is doing everything to break all good that is left.
And cure it with weed.
Officers, keep the morale up. There are tons of people supporting you. We just work hard, pay our taxes and don't have time to march every day. But we are grateful for your presence and effort.
Those people who call you names and jump on your cars are too stupid to realize, once they are hurt there will be no one to help them.
Except you.

7/21/2018 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My tinfoil hat theory:

Hiring standards get lax, they hire multiple dumbasses whom never would have been hired previously. Above mentioned dumbasses do dumb shit. COPA investigates, dumbasses get fired. Rahm looks like a reformer of police. COPA appears to be doing their jobs. These dumbass hires are all just future cannon fodder. *ta-da*

7/21/2018 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie released his time clock order they thought the clearance rate was shit now wait......

7/21/2018 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last acceptable marijuana use for Seattle, Hartford and New Haven is 12 months. I found that while reading the report on reassessing marijuana standards to screen potential police recruits in Maryland. According to the report, Alaska, New Hampshire, Idaho and South Dakota all use the 12 month rule. The author is a former Obama policy advisor. Kind of interesting to read anyway. https://www.abell.org/sites/default/files/files/Abell%20Police%20Marijuana%20Report_9_14%20WebVersion.pdf

7/21/2018 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need to call.
Rahm was behind the ch-ch-ch-ch-chaaaa-n-ges.

7/21/2018 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m just glad I’m on the way out. When they have a few years on they will start having trouble with some of them. Also when I retire and as member of the public and as a member of the community, I don’t feel comfortable with this going on. So I will be moving.

They are destroying the police profession. Why should anyone do the right thing anymore. When you can just do anything and get rewarded. Also doesn’t Rahm appoint the Police Board members. Rahm strikes again.

7/21/2018 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the Oxy for my "Myalgia?"

And that little bit of Heroin when my scrip ran out?

7/21/2018 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

School doctors have prescribed adderall to boys in wholesale lots for the past couple of decades. It keeps the boys quite in class. Teachers don't want to put up with young boys acting like normal young boys. they would rather have their students doped up. You can't blame the kids, it is our modern government public school system.

7/21/2018 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City Hall loves when cops jam themselves up. It shades the real corruption going on.

7/21/2018 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC!

Hit, Hit, Pass!

7/21/2018 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t give a fuck as long as 9.5% is deducted from their salary to fund my pension. Hire felons too.

7/21/2018 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a big time smoker just told them I never touched the stuff still passed the polygraph too.

7/21/2018 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then all of the past candidates who were not hired due to that question about smoking pot should file a class-action lawsuit. This dept is a joke anyway.

7/21/2018 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the standards to be an alderman or mayor, IG or a COPA investigator???

7/21/2018 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You honestly think someone should be disqualified because they experimented with pot five or six years ago while in high school? I’m not advocating for even allowing casual users onto the department, but you take a couple hits from peer pressure and you’re 15 and you’re banned?

7/21/2018 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? It's just weed, who cares?

7/21/2018 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it really matter anymore? Looking at the actions and decisions of those in charge now CPD might be better off with a few stoners in charge. They certainly couldn't screw things worse than Big Head ED and all the noble/merit promoted idiots in charge now.

7/21/2018 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every major city that lowers the standers have had major problems all are Shits holes ran by the Democratic Vote Republican MAGA

7/21/2018 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The job is shot find a new one Detroit in a few years

7/21/2018 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More gang bangers are on the job in the last few years thanks to 9.5 fingers and Special Ed find a new line of work

7/21/2018 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a retiree, I have a part-time gig conducting background investigations with Kentect, the company that the CPD has outsourced for new CPD applicants. In half the cases that I interviewed an applicant, I was totally floored and embarrassed by some of the applicant's past history (and some current history) of drug use, driving violations, tattoo's and a life style when doing a home visit that is nothing short of "trailer park" trash living.


I have included in a few of my reports that this applicant falls extremely short of meeting the goals and objectives of a applicant let alone a future CPD officer. Guess what...your hired!




7/21/2018 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lower the hiring standards but expect a more professional cop. What could go wrong?
Wait a couple years and see what those who are being disciplined look like.

7/21/2018 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Far Out

7/21/2018 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess they are so desperate to hire they will take any piss bum.

7/21/2018 07:06:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Spicolli just applied.

Name the movie for a chance to win a shiny new dime.

7/21/2018 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh...The slippery slope we talked about when we legalized Medical Marijuana in this state.

I can hear it now.
District Sgt.: "Officer, go out there and catch criminals"

Officer: "I'd rather just sit here and smoke another Fatty…"

Sound effect: Knock, Knock, Knock


Officer: "Hear that? That's my skull, I'm SO WASTED!"

7/21/2018 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see fat head ed intervened again and got felony charges dropped for agg Batt to po on professional protestor J brown.

7/21/2018 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

theres always been a pass for pot hasn't there? I told the investigator I smoked pot in HS

7/21/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, if we die at younger ages we use fewer resources thereby placing less strain on Mother Earth. Win, win all around. Rham’s brother said something like that a few years ago but I may have paraphrased a scoush.

7/21/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous today said...

ADD and ADHD are myths. People just want their Rx insurance to pay for their amphetamines. When I was in college we had to seek out dealers who who help us with our "study aids". Or have chubby girlfriends get diet pills from their doctors- Eskatrol was a favorite: a timed release amphetamine with a timed release sedative to take the edge off. The good old days...

7/21/2018 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shit man i knew a head that blew up to become a 450 pound mammal. strawberry shakes and hot apple pies from mcdonalds did him in.

7/21/2018 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: How about a compromise? If cops can smoke dope, they'll all be waaaaaaay to mellow to chase criminals. And if they increase their Twinkie intake, they'll be too overweight to chase anyway.

And prescriptions for 'medical' pot will be recognized for cops as return to work OK.

Yep. A win - win!

Winner, winner chicken dinner!

7/21/2018 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lit up a joint after turning in my star. On lower wacker next to Shaws.

7/21/2018 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Past marijuana use MAY not automatically disqualify an applicant from consideration. If past history is any indication of how this City works, you can bet that it’s just another tool that they will use to tell sons and daughters of current officers to take a hike. Just like military service by SOME shows a tendency toward violence when we are teaching deescalation, marijuana use by SOME will show a tendency toward addiction.
Bet we’re in Federal Court within three years over this decision.

7/21/2018 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems like a reasonable compromise. Ahlcohol is by far more addictive and problematic especially for those who drink heavily on work nights. The community will be better off having less police officers making faulty judgments due to impaired decisions that could result in loss of life.

7/21/2018 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHEEEEZZZZEEEE was "overheard" saying that she "agrees" with this because her son applied for the job,she was "very upset" that this is even an "issue" then had to take four hours on the end because she came in late....UNREAL....

7/21/2018 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they should just use the same standards Barnum & Bailey use in hiring for the circus.

7/21/2018 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh hell why not. What you have now is not working, time for something new.

7/21/2018 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry SCC, I'd rather have the ability to live outside the city then the right to smoke dope. Thanks anyway.

7/21/2018 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing there haven't been many cops hired over the last 50 years that havent smoked weed at some point. I'd been to plenty of Watch parties in the pre drug testing Era and there was plenty of Marijuana used as well as other stuff. During my interview before being hired i fessed up and told the truth ,that i had tried it in high school,the personnel investigator shrugged his shoulders and said no big deal. This was in the 80s.As faras Adderall goes it's a legally prescribed pharmaceutical that helps with certain conditions. It's really helped a family member of mine out with no noticeable bad effects. I personally feel the less drugs used the better,but realize not everyone is as perfect as me and some need chemical assistance at some point.

7/21/2018 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course Rahm has to continue to pander to the community for votes. Pot and drugs are now acceptable if you promise to vote for Rahm or bug eyed racist lesbian lightfoot. Police must back Vallas ASAP.

7/21/2018 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should also be allowed to have one glass of wine on duty. Dispatchers will not assign jobs over a priority 3 within an hour of lunch. This will improve the work environment.

7/21/2018 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aderrol ok but a DUI is not??sound like Rahm meddling in police matters to look good for election unless special is trying to get more relatives in.

7/21/2018 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Pigpen said...

“Officer Jeff Spicoli, front and center. “

7/21/2018 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm’s HR Diversity Outreach search has scraped and scraped and reached bottom of the barrel, so now he’s ordered his minions to look under it.
The weed is a socially accepted natural refreshment, for some.

If I gave up weeds and pills, juice’n beans or even harron to get this job, my only accepted choice of acheiving some mental mood enhancement after work is alcohol, in moderation of course.
What’s to prevent a return to weeds and pills?

They already dumbed up the exams and now what measured qualities should be expected from a former illegal drug user?
Can former street thug gang members really be trusted?
They’re allowing YouTubering recruit to act out now and we all know what goes on with that industry, so I guess weed users are feeling a bit left out of the Special Ed hiring plan.
And it’s not everybody, but some.
Desperate for a community representative.

Don’t bogart and pass the dutchie, okay?

7/21/2018 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swiping order came out.

ALSO

Can't change/exchange tires anymore at the Areas after 2300hrs? Did I read that right?!

7/21/2018 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave’s not here man.

7/21/2018 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see it now...
Duncan Donuts will have to start selling Twinkies

7/21/2018 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous marquette park stoner said...

hey man i don't smoke that shit but the brownies are dammed good.

where do i sign up?

7/21/2018 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not we have felons being hired anyway? You can see the quality of the recruits sinking further and further, they are all scared now maybe if they’re on drugs go function better I won’t be so scared!

7/21/2018 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go back to no college and you’ll see the quality of applicants pick up. studies have shown the college requirements haven’t lessened beefs or increase the productivity of coppers.

as the man said: “some of the smartest people I know have GEDs, some of the dumbest people I know had PhDs

7/21/2018 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police officer candidates get disqualified if they've ever smoked cannabis years ago, yet it's cool if they go home every night and suck down a case of beer. Makes perfect sense. When will society wake up and realize that alcohol is way more harmful than cannabis? Legalize it, tax it, and use the money to fully fund the pension systems. After that it's all gravy. And yeah, enforce the DUI laws including those under the influence of cannabis.

7/21/2018 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My tin foil hat theory....A drugged up population is easier to control. The Marxists/progressive democrats will (are) slowly take control of the nation without firing a shot. Lenin, Stalin and Mao would be proud.

7/21/2018 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not a bad thing.

7/21/2018 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the direct result of the PERF (Police Executive Research Forum) recommendations that are laid out for all to see in their publication "Hiring for the 21st Century Law Enforcement Officer".

PERF advocates easing up on marijuana use as a disqualifier and one of CPD's own was quoted in the article as follows:

"Finally, in addition to marijuana use, some forum participants raised the issue of Adderall, a prescription
drug used to treat narcolepsy and attention deficit hyperactivity disorders (ADHD). Barbara West, Chief
of Support Services for the Chicago Police Department, noted that Adderall use has recently increased in
popularity among college students who use the drug without a prescription to remain awake and
focused, especially during exam periods. Agencies, especially those that have a higher education
requirement for applicants, should monitor this issue and possibly adjust their policies accordingly."

So basically, everybody's doing it now and if we have strict standards we won't be able to hire anyone. SMH.


7/21/2018 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I started in 85, the older guys told me it was better when we were not tested for weed.
They would smoke it all the time when they partied and while they worked.
The real police back then were all Nam vets.
So they should just wave it. Who really cares anymore.
Glad I left before the Ed show. Hated the Ed Sullivan show too.

7/21/2018 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, like you totally have to stop running. I'm so baked and need to ummm, like tell you something.

So ummm, like I'm the cops, and you're the bad guy and you totally have to chill man. Because I really can't handle an ISR report. It's sooooooooooo many questions dude and I can't remember shit because I'm B A K E D... So please don't make me do something.

Get me a twinkie, and a bag of doritos and we're cool...

7/21/2018 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most police departments have been forced to modify their pot use standards for candidates. Personally I would prefer that police departments ban alcoholics as they are a much worse problem than casual pot smokers.

7/21/2018 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets just hire anyone, because thats basically what they are doing anyways (People with neck tattoos, nose rings, mo hawks,purple hair etc). The past two years, the hiring standards are almost pathetic. Some of the PPOS you get stuck with openly admit they affiliate themselves with gang members. Once these idiots get off probation and get to partner up with each other, the department is going to have more liability then they have ever seen before.

7/21/2018 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey , you re working with Jeff spicolli today! Man, all he does is eat Doritos and crank the Pink Floyd tunes😉

7/21/2018 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will be great in a few years when the new officers are arresting their old dealers!

7/21/2018 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

School doctors have prescribed adderall to boys in wholesale lots for the past couple of decades. It keeps the boys quite in class. Teachers don't want to put up with young boys acting like normal young boys. they would rather have their students doped up. You can't blame the kids, it is our modern government public school system.

7/21/2018 02:37:00 AM

How about the 20 - 25 kids in class that are quite while your little darling is dancing and screaming. You can't blame the kid, its the modern family.

7/21/2018 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm too lazy to look up specifics, but FBI relaxed their standards regarding past weed use a few years back too.

I would have zero problem with weed being legal and regulated and cops being able to use it off duty some hours prior to going on duty.

As for adderall I don't know squat about it, but MIGHT be willing to say something similar regarding prior use or even current use if it was prescribed. Depends on what the science says.


7/21/2018 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff Spicoli said...
I smoke on my first rdo and all furlo until 4-5 days before I go back. Been doing this for about the last 12 years w/o it showing up on 5 'random' calls in for the Whiz Quiz. They need to legalize and tax the shit out of it. A few bong rips on rdos would do wonders for stress and morale. and yes, I'm baked right now.

009 2nd Watch

Tax the weed, tax the sports wagering and open a downtown casino it still won’t be enough. As soon as the money starts rolling it’ll be “gibs me gibs me”.

7/21/2018 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total BS.. it actually has to be 1 year since the last time you smoked weed! Future bosses after costing the tax payers lots of money in settling the law suits for their stones mistakes.

7/21/2018 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

/21/2018 05:48:00 AM

Retard.. ur the perfect example of what's wrong with this generation of everyone gets a trophy no matter if you earned it or not. With all the bad hype around it why the F would you STILL want to experiment with it. It's called character and morals being raised right .. most of us knew we wanted to be the police early in life and lived life in such a way we wouldn't lose the opportunity because we caved in to pressure from those we surrounded ourselves with... for one that would be 1 reason I wouldn't hang around those types of pressures.

7/21/2018 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Come on guys be honest with your selves, Alcohol has always been a problem with the Police, too many good men and women have down the rat hole of Alcoholism, because of the stress of police work Alcohol becomes a means of self medication. I don't smoke pot however maybe it is not as bad as alcohol for the body. After a stressful work day a bowl or two might be just the ticket to relax. No one ever died from a pot od. Just sayin...….

7/21/2018 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My family has pharmacists, 3 to be exact and we talked about this,and they said so many children are being taken to doctors because of parents not knowing how to parent,and the RX for Ritalin,and adderall, is blowing off the shelves! Then so many mostly women in their fifties are on prozac,and zoloft it is skyrocketing! This world is so "unsettled" that people are looking to have anything to calm them down,and addicting their children! Look at some of the top schools,Walter Payton<Lyons Township,and naperville schools for example so many kids hooked on prescription pills and they are concerned about marijuana?

Look at the quality of the recruits coming on,some to fat to pass the simple power teat (But then take a secret private class and then they pass), or the goofy girl with no bullets in her gun,I can remember few years ago when we had some stand up bosses the copper fired for "cowardliness," who left her partner near 55th and California and was fired! But now we have bosses who are promoted as cowardliness,is obviously a qualification,witness Eddie holding arms with flaky and jesse on the Dan ryan!

Yes will give you examples of bosses who were not liked but who got the job done! John Townsend, John Corliss,and in 008th district the famous Harley Schinker,many coppers did not like them but they feared them as they backed us up and got the job done!

1 example on beat 811, the area was tagged with gang graffiti over 30 years ago,and Harley and Captain tony Ivanjack (who was made commander of 012), put a plan together. they knew the tagging and gang assholes were doing this between 200-0500 hours so they changed the hours of tact teams, 6 cars were up,and then they took 1 car per sector,put them up,and 2 traffic cars,and 3 (when we had 3 wagons), all in that area for 2 weeks straight,the result was arrests,vehicles towed and the problem was solved at that time! Maybe the commander of 008 could learn how to be the boss and try something like this with all the catalytic and car thefts occurring here?

Everyone knows "the job is not like before" but we can still take care of the areas where many coppers live,and people support the police and pay their taxes,like west ends of 008,016,022 right?

God bless the police,be safe and remember watch your 6 and make sure you always back up blue no matter how you may feel about another copper we are all we have!

7/21/2018 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a big time smoker just told them I never touched the stuff still passed the polygraph too.

The CPD polygraph is very basic. Try passing a Federal lie detector or C.I.A. type.

7/21/2018 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

denise lynn that causes trouble with trailer park sue, IL plate # K15 9681

7/21/2018 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Trailer park sue is causing shit in Leon Valley Texas. Violation of bond conditions. Lock her up!!!

7/21/2018 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been lowering the standards the last 5 years. You should see these new new boys and girls smh.

7/21/2018 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trailer park sue in Texas.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-J7metopa0

7/21/2018 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You honestly think someone should be disqualified because they experimented with pot five or six years ago while in high school? I’m not advocating for even allowing casual users onto the department, but you take a couple hits from peer pressure and you’re 15 and you’re banned?

7/21/2018 05:48:00 AM

That's the deal so far, however, the millennials will eventually change it. To them, tattoos and blaze are mainstream.

7/21/2018 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT More footage of trailer park sue.

https://youtu.be/n0STRGFlHo8?t=6m25s

7/21/2018 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT More trailer park sue.



https://youtu.be/4y5quvJFU7k?t=1h10m8s

7/21/2018 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We had a coke snorting and weed smoking president.

7/21/2018 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like dude....ahhh...drop the pistola dude.....cool.

7/21/2018 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This isn’t new though. When I was in the academy almost 5 years ago many of my classmates admitted to smoking weed to the investigators.

7/21/2018 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:49. It's Kentech.

7/21/2018 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you expect?

"The Community" finally has a seat at the table
and they're leaning in to get rid of your racist
assed drug-free workplace policy.

Just you taxpayers wait when CPD finally
"looks like" the community in every possible way.

7/21/2018 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes will give you examples of bosses who were not liked but who got the job done! John Townsend, John Corliss,and in 008th district the famous Harley Schinker,many coppers did not like them but they feared them as they backed us up and got the job done!
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Corliss was WC in the district I was assigned to straight out of the academy. He called my name at my very 1st roll call and I boomed, "Here sir!". Then, realizing I was a PPO, he said , "Uh, wait a minute" and decided who was going to be my FTO, and then recalled my name. I responded, "Still here, sir!". The room which was already silent, waiting for the explosion, but then, without skipping a beat, he went on to call other names. Priceless!!!

Worked with Harley in a unit, and I'll give that asshole this much credit, he told me what he wanted in my area of responsibility, and I did my job without him looking over my shoulder, and that was that! Gave me control and I took it by the reigns and never heard a peep out of him. His tag along Lt. was a J.O. and you, who know, will agree with that.

7/21/2018 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shortly before I took the original test, a trib article, of considerable length, quoted the C.O. of the academy saying, " Those who use dope, don't realize or understand, that most people are not of their culture, and freely admit that they have done illegal drugs, thinking that drug useage is the norm." I took that to heart and though my appearance would have suggested otherwise, I swore I never touched, smoked,used, or ingested, anything that was outside of the law. I was in the 1st class off of the test!
Silly story: Friend of mine admitted to having once owned a pound of hashish, thinking that this would show how honest he was. Guess the outcome of that line of thinking?

7/21/2018 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I admitted smoking weed in high school a few times. Pissed clean. Still got hired.

7/21/2018 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although I have used marijuana, hashish, all manner of pain medication, (I like Dialaudid and Demerol best), cocaine, meth, morphine and heroin (Those were the days) I have not used any of that stuff in over ten years. Diet Coke is all I use now. I will forsake all of that, of course, if I can get a job on the Police Department. Oh, I don't drink either! Friend of Bill Wilson, you know. Wow, I can't wait, sounds like fun!

7/21/2018 05:56:00 PM  
Blogger 011 2nd Watch DOG said...

Just legalize it and tax the shit out of it. Proud smoker for many years and can't wait to smoke again. Always prefer dealing with someone stoned than some drunk idiot. Alcohol is so much worse for the body than marijuana.
765B

7/21/2018 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD polygraph is very basic. Try passing a Federal lie detector or C.I.A. type.

7/21/2018 02:30:00 PM

Tell me how to beat it. The maybe/maybe not baby momma has me going to Maury next week! I already have "NOT THE FATHER" cut into my side fades.

7/21/2018 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cpd now loaded with unqualified ppo's , not only dumb , some had personal trainers at academy trained to pass power test after they failed , merit sgt. lt. captain and command staff is an embarrassment to every man and woman in blue .
eddie afraid to say last shooting was justified , imagine that barber attacking rahmmie the commie , ya think the body guard detail would light him up yes sir
does rahms bodyguards wear the video camera , if not why not

7/21/2018 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude dont harsh my mellow

7/21/2018 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget toswipe in

7/21/2018 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

watching the trader joe's hostage situation in L.A.,they have a ton of S.W.A.T. team members, alot of nice firepower and nice all black uniforms and equipment
none of them seem high, what a downer man

7/21/2018 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They let plenty of drunks on the job so why not. I’ve never seen video of a stoner giving a bartender a beat down.

7/21/2018 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My tin foil hat theory....A drugged up population is easier to control. The Marxists/progressive democrats will (are) slowly take control of the nation without firing a shot. Lenin, Stalin and Mao would be proud.

7/21/2018 11:37:00 AM


If only you had an adjustable focus tin foil hat.....


The word -drug- is as generic as the word -food-, and makes the reference to being "drugged up" as nonspecified as being "well fed".

Even the word -booze- has more specificity, the reference having the commonality of alchohol content of some percentage.

The variety of "drug" substances rivals the variety of base "food" substances.

It is the biological, aka physical and sense perceptional effects of these substances we call "drugs", both during their effecting presence within the body, any residual, lingering effects after said substance(s) have been substantially metabolized out of the body, as well as any alterative effects the body has experienced, which are one means to determine desirable/undesirable assessment of each specific "drug's" effect(s).

Just as base food substances can, and are, assssed as to their desirable/undesirable effects upon the body ingesting same, "drugs", even those currently classified as substances deemed neccessary to control via law, are essentially effect defined.

The variations between the effects of any specific "drug" substance on individual bodies, as is similiar with "food" substances, are minimal enough to not preclude reasonably accurate conclusions concerning practical assessments of said effects.

The primary criteria here seems to be that of conflict between two requirements:

1. The profession is enforcing the law.

2. The law prohibits the consumption of defined substances.

Thus, were the law to prohibit the consumption of, say, popcorn, no matter the brand, all those proven to have ingested popcorn would be both in violation of law and unfit to be employed enforcing law.

(Yeah, a silly analogy, but, hey, complain to SCC, if you are actually reading this.....)

Since the effective issue on this subject IS the above, whatever other considerations concerning "drugs" are rendered MOOT. As in, does not matter.

Simply stated: To be employed to ENFORCE law, you may not have been, or be, VIOLATING law.

7/21/2018 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will bite them in the ass, when the first lawsuit is filed and they will have to explain it in a deposition. Just Rahmbo buying votes

7/21/2018 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is something VERY DANGEROUS about mediocrity. And yet, here we are. Again.
Stand tall my Brothers and Sisters.
Continue Righting the good fight.
Better will always prevail.
Onward.

7/21/2018 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Beavis and Butt-Head can become Chicago cops? Cool!

7/21/2018 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twinkies and a kayo!

7/21/2018 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I disagree with lowering bar. Smoking a little weed ain't the end of the world.

7/21/2018 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 7 years that I spent in high school. I hung out with some smart stoners.

7/21/2018 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude will white castle and little debbie snack cakes be standard issue?

7/21/2018 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh maaan, I can't stay away from weed for 3 years. Maybe 3 days, shiiit. Stupid rules. Willie Wilson finna change dat!

7/21/2018 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed is legal or semi-legal in majority of the country. Legal weed is coming to Illinois too, and in five years you will be allowed to smoke it after the shift provided you are not driving or armed. Start getting used to this thought.

7/22/2018 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this will probably mean that the tact uniform of backwards baseball hats, designer jeans will be replaced with Grateful Dead shirts, tye dye shirts and Birkenstock sandals.

7/22/2018 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If it was good enough for Trigg it’s good enough for me.

7/22/2018 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People coming on this job barely speaking English. Doesn't surprise me.

7/22/2018 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people smoked pot in high school and college, then grew out of it. No big deal, they should not be punished for the remainder of their lives for it. You would be surprised at how many of your neighbors still smoke it, but keep it hidden.

7/22/2018 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is going to happen in all these states where recreational pot smoking is legal?

7/22/2018 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weee wiiilll nooowww haaavvveee aaa veeerrryyy haaappppppyyy wooorrrkkk fooorrrccceee!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/22/2018 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why have any "standards" at all? CPD hasn't had any standard for promotion in years. Most of our bosses are too dumb to pass an honest test so the answer is have only dishonest tests. Or in the case of so called "Merit" promotions Lardass Ed just appoints anybody at all. Just as long as an Alderthief, a crooked Mayor, a halfwit Rev, or a sidepiece demands it. See? Simple. The CPD reminds one of that old commerical of the guy in the boat, in a toilet, slowly swirling down into the sewer. Thanks democRATS!

7/22/2018 08:37:00 AM  
Blogger dave said...

Well we had the toe sucking guy whick gave me the dry heaves so whats a little weed

7/22/2018 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Maybe you have somebody among you.”

Are you joking? We can’t even find someone to run the Union well. And you want some copper to run for mayor? You mean, like McCarthy?


And to the nitwit praising Harley Schinker, you write for the Onion, don’t you? That fat, dumb fuck. I won’t even get into his lack of ethics. Harley couldn’t think his way out of a paper bag without Townsend or Hoke to tell him where the opening was. He was nothing that a donut couldn’t fix.

7/22/2018 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a candidate is willing to commit crimes before they get hired, what do you think will happen when they get on?

7/22/2018 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Rums detail get what he doesn’t finish at the parties he goes to?

7/22/2018 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the obama library have a “tokin and smokin” room? It would make his achievements much clearer.

7/22/2018 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
People coming on this job barely speaking English. Doesn't surprise me.

7/22/2018 06:20:00 AM

Some people coming on the job speak English and you still can’t understand them.

7/22/2018 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

People coming on this job barely speaking English. Doesn't surprise me.

7/22/2018 06:20:00 AM
True and not even citizens,you cannot understand them on the police radio!

7/22/2018 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is going to happen in all these states where recreational pot smoking is legal?"

A friend runs a temp/placement agency and the way he tells me the companies that need to have their employees to be clean (heavy machinery operators and such) or just unwilling to adjust are having problems filling the ranks.

7/22/2018 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i remember that drunk a-hole deputy frank r. so can the stoners be anything worse.

7/22/2018 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Unbelievable said...

There are city employees who believe they will be able to step out on break and smoke lmao I tried to explain it'll be like alcohol, you can't drink so many hours before and absolutely not during work hours

7/22/2018 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just Think
You get into a shooting incident
You get taken to the hospital for examinations
You have Drugs in your System
You will be in a lot of Trouble
The City will pay out Millions
Not a Good Policy for a Police Agency especially Chicago with all of their Problemsand Merit Picks

7/22/2018 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


“Maybe you have somebody among you.”

Are you joking? We can’t even find someone to run the Union well. And you want some copper to run for mayor? You mean, like McCarthy?

We really haven’t been doing good in our choices. Some think we are getting worse

7/22/2018 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reverend Jim from Taxi to head up the Drug Unit.

7/22/2018 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed is a plant. Weed is NOT a drug. Just because politicians name it a drug,and consider weed a drug,and make it illegal; so politicians make weed a drug and make weed an offense to arrest or fine people for smoking it .

7/23/2018 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reverend Jim from Taxi to head up the Drug Unit.

7/22/2018 11:00:00 PM


As mayor, this would be priceless.

A vote for Reverend Jim is a vote for Reverend Jim!!!!!

7/23/2018 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mama said ther'd be days like this, my momma said.


Not a cop.

7/24/2018 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me, rahm.

Uhhhh, rahm's not here, maaaaaan......

I'm rahm, let me in!!!!

I told you, maaaaaan, rahm's not here!!!!

I'm fucking rahm, you dolt!!!!

I'm happy for you, buddy, that rahm sure gots a purty mouth....

Grrrrrrrrr........Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

7/24/2018 07:54:00 PM  

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