Friday, September 21, 2018

Deployment Order on Tap

Our usual sources at HQ have told us that the Trial Order has been drafted and is making the rounds for review. As suspected:
  • 1st and 2nd watch will be on 12 hour shifts in the Districts;
  • Hours at 0730 to 1930 and opposite for 1st/3rd;
  • 3rd watch is a mobile force, deploy-able citywide;
  • Hours are 1330 to 0130 for 3rd
Day off cancellation is a given, but not furloughs (yet). No start date, but it may be dropped on the troops with less than 24 hours notice. Figure it'll start when the closing arguments begin or wrap up.

Don't make any long term plans.

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170 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

10B.......... That is all....... ( mic drop ) ...

9/21/2018 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't make any long term plans."


Great advice......for the wannabe rioters.....

Oh for the days.....

"Shoot to maim.....Shoot to kill...."

Richard J.

9/21/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Money box

9/21/2018 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't have the bodies or will power or political backing to put down large scale violent protests. Rahm and Obama's "Chickens Have Come Home To Roost." Enjoy YOUR riots asshats.

9/21/2018 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess 3rd watch is just going to be sitting around? I’m sure the lot security officers are just going to be praying in the car in the lot.

9/21/2018 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my feelings right now🙄

9/21/2018 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully all the desk personnel etc stays the whole tour.

9/21/2018 12:49:00 AM  
Blogger Michael Spaargaren said...

How much is this whole fiasco going to cost the city because one stupid jagoff decides to get high on PCP and not stop for the police.

9/21/2018 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any resources to see how many spots were skipped for detective

9/21/2018 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll be out of the country on my 10B furlough, so they can cancel furloughs all they want. I’ll be relaxing alongside the ocean far away from any of this

“Sorry boss, my phone reception didn’t work.....”

9/21/2018 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous What a joke said...

To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for them.

9/21/2018 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well that’s good nothing for tac and units

9/21/2018 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WIth all these promotions going on and rumors of more sgts by the end of the year, when is the department going to promote ETs and properly staff the unit?

There are 75 ETs currently with about 20 of them working inside in labs. Not to get into whether you need that many people working in the labs or not. If you need them, then you need them, but there needs to be more promotions then for ETs to be on the street.

The unit is budgeted for 110! Rumors told to us is that there will be a class shortly of 15. Why? If the unit is budgeted for 110 why would there not be a class of 35!

9/21/2018 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless there are actual riots and public unrest, there is no justification to cancel furloughs. This is how the “slippery slope” starts. Do it for the anticipation of something that has yet to occur, and soon they’ll be cancelling furloughs for all holidays too.

9/21/2018 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they cancel your furlough, does it get pushed back then? Do u get a following segment? Is there any precedent for this?

9/21/2018 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 10B must be dancing is the streets. Luckiest furlough of the century.

9/21/2018 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold the presses! I thought the City IGs office said overtime was wrong and bad.

9/21/2018 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cancel my RDOs again?

No problem

I can’t wait to be deployed downtown for any potential riot and come under the weak blows of some white, Northshore antifa wannabe wearing “ I Am Laquan” tshirt. I’ll be trying to control my laughter as I go on IOD. They can’t cancel my IOD days off!
Or maybe they can.....(mostly joking)

9/21/2018 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...






Riot at Rhams House Me hears he'll be in California avoiding the mess he made

9/21/2018 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They ain't cancelling no friggin furloughs.

9/21/2018 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well would you look at that! Just look at it!

9/21/2018 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ssshhhhhiiiiiiiiii. I got furlough coming up and I'm going!

9/21/2018 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks to me that Dan is fucking up JVD defense, hopefully Dan has a horse shoe up his ass. Me might have to deploy to mt. Greenwood if found guilty.

9/21/2018 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Any resources to see how many spots were skipped for detective"

Dude what the fuck are you talking about? This is a post about the potential day off cancellations and 12 hour work days.

9/21/2018 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Empty out 35th street for the duration

9/21/2018 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the same misfits teaching crowd control to the tact and gang teams like they did for the new Lt and Sgt classes at the academy ? 10- 12 instructors . 3 talk and the rest stand around . One instructors tells you one way only to be told by another instructor to do it differently. They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag .,.. Way too many instructors at academy ! Put them on the street ! Stop hiding people.

9/21/2018 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most importantly, how are we going to be swiping in and out for this ??

9/21/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous What a joke said...
To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for them.

You must be really new. I hate to tell you buddy, but this is our job. You sound like reservists who say I didn’t join the Army to go to war. If your second guessing YOURSELF maybe there’s time for you to find another type of work. You obviously weren’t on when the West Side thought it was okay to destroy property when the Bulls won. Ninety percent of the department just go out and DO their job. It’s the ten percent who put us all in the situation we’re in right now. That includes all you crybaby hair gels and please don’t confuse yourself with the millennial’s. They have a better work ethic. My hope is your not the next incident that gets us placed on 12 hour days. So from me to you a big hardy F**k You Back.

24 and counting....

9/21/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 03:55- you couldn’t have said it any better!!

9/21/2018 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a good thing we've had plenty of time to train and plan for what's to come.......

9/21/2018 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Wonder will cops just let the city burn?...

Don't be the next JVD



Isnt that what the politicians want HANDS OFF Policing!!!!

9/21/2018 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Ghost of Policeman Past said...

03:55am.....Sounds like it’s time for a new career tough guy. That IS your job!

9/21/2018 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well that’s good nothing for tac and units


You must be high. They will be working much more than patrol, as usual.

9/21/2018 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm retired and still have my helmet and a retirement baton. I'm ready to go --and watch the entertainment on T.V.

9/21/2018 07:28:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Beatrice's business will take a small hit. PBR and Kessler sales will be down slightly.

9/21/2018 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Narcotics will be doing buy bust, that will stop any and all potential riots.

9/21/2018 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Annnnnnd what are you supposed to do if They riot? Can some boss explain?

9/21/2018 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous What a joke said...
To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.


Stop yourself now. You sound like a whining crybaby. You signed up to be the police period. This is part of being the police. You might actually have to do something to protect the city instead of strutting around telling any person that will listen what an awesome cop you are.

9/21/2018 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Thank you 022 and PH2 for keeping my family safe last night. To PH2, thanks to the winds, your rotor chop was epic sounding! The wife and kids slept through it all, lol. Again, truly, Thanks! -ODPO

9/21/2018 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Well that’s good nothing for tac and units”

The answer there is simple, when the City says jump, you respond with how high?! Then you keep your spot. Have fun on the front lines if it goes South and enjoy the pending aclu lawsuits should you need to use force.

9/21/2018 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great advice......for the wannabe rioters.....

Oh for the days.....

"Shoot to maim.....Shoot to kill...."

Richard J.

9/21/2018 12:21:00 AM

This mindset is EXACTLY why we are having an officer on trial.

9/21/2018 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay back and let COPA, SJWs, and all the other snowflakes deal with it. Why get jammed up? They created this mess. Remember, we're the bad guys so we should just let them protest and riot. Maybe Special Ed will stand along side and loot too in a show of solidarity.

9/21/2018 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make your last minute preps boys and girls. Make sure you and your family have a plan. Take care of elderly and shut ins. Makes sure everything is cleaned and lubed and all devices charged.

9/21/2018 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Tourists, It is not a good time to visit the city of Chicago. Civil unrest coming soon. Areas affected. CITYWIDE. Signed City of Chicago Dept of Tourism. Anyone remember the song, “The Night Chicago Died” by Paper Lace?

9/21/2018 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well that’s good nothing for tac and units

9/21/2018 04:37:00 AM

**********************************************************

Don’t you worry. There is already something in the pipeline for tac and units. It’s essentially another tier of officers ready to respond. You will get the

9/21/2018 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't do anything until the national guard is behind you.

9/21/2018 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what are the odds for location? Michigan Ave, the loop, or the home turf?

9/21/2018 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit. Unless lives are in danger I'm just a spectator.

9/21/2018 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke said...
To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

You need to leave Chicago and join a small town agency. It seems you have not patience for any type of changes. Any big city department must be flexible to meet any type of demands. And YES you did sign up to be assigned at the discretion of the department. There are political protests every where, not just Chicago. You need to call a proctologist for help.

9/21/2018 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said and a good comment to you potential crime fighters thinking of coming on the job. Yes they do actually got a cop on trial for murder for shooting some jagoff kid who got high on ice, sliced up a squad car with a knife, and then refused to drop it while walking in the direction of the officer.

Aaaand if that don't work "its a stretch" they have 16 different counts of agg batt to whack him with, one for each shot, along with various , sundry other cute Lawyer tricks and charges should any of that fail. They have Jesse et al in the pricey seat's giving the evil eye while calculating how he can profit from this latest caper and all the stupid white people are competing to see who can use the words "tragic" and "tragedy" more then anyone else. And they aren't using them for the cop who was scared out of his wits.

I don't know, did anyone bring up the shit firearms training we get in our shit ranges and ammo on the cheap? 30 rounds a year right? Along with all the anecdote's you can handle from the steely eye'd training crew that get off the fucking street ASAP with their juice unless its for 1 X 1/2 pay with a DVD player thrown in, "not that I blame them".

"If" and "if" theres any justice in this world I say give them plenty of room to destroy and get your own ass's home safe to your family's. After all it's only Chicago they are destroying and they already got the OK to do that.

I don't want to go to another copper's funeral this year. Not for this shit hole.



""""" Anonymous What a joke said...

To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for them.

9/21/2018 03:55:00 AM""""""""""""

9/21/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is gonna happen for the marathon? Everyone is going to be working in the districts. Ooops.

9/21/2018 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may be wrong but I think the reaction to the verdict will be spectacularly underwhelming.

The courtroom is empty. Seat available. Just a small group of hard-core (paid?) protesters.

Plus Rahm just quietly slid $16M to settle a case of bystander killed in a police shooting. Who is to say that a deal wasn't made?

There is only so much outrage available.

9/21/2018 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm retired but still have CPD riot equipment including BDUs. I'm prepared to split some wigs, crack some skulls and rip out some hearts in an effort to save the city and it's taxpayers, or should I just take my little yellow pill and go back to bed?

9/21/2018 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So 3rd Watch will sit in a parking lot somewhere for 12 hours with no food or water or a washroom to use?! All the while the bosses and clouted will be nice and comfy----------F'n BS!

9/21/2018 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that thinks ain’t shit gonna happen?

9/21/2018 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop Canceling my days Off!!!!

SCC You should start a new thread "Where Did All the Manpower Go?"

At least some of the anxiety about this event lies in the Police Response to the Hype.


CPD if you don't start cancelling my days off, you better start hiring more people. I have the time on to leave at will. Watch the Par forms pile up here if this is how the city is going to react to any hyped up media event.

9/21/2018 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger 011 2nd Watch DOG said...

Anonymous said...
We don't have the bodies or will power or political backing to put down large scale violent protests. Rahm and Obama's "Chickens Have Come Home To Roost." Enjoy YOUR riots asshats.

9/21/2018 12:31:00 AM

Please stop with this city will burn and riot talk. It is Chicago, for some reason these mutts just don't care. Maybe a few nights of mayhem but not weeks and months like the tinfoil hat wearing police are describing.
765B

9/21/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm on furlo. Nice staycation. Feel free to pull me off furlo. Got my pen ready to check the money box.

9/21/2018 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully they utilize the 3rd watch caps officers for this bullshit
and send them out with everyone else citywide and not hiding in the cap office

9/21/2018 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 06 cars on nights in 003 will save the entire city, just ask them.

9/21/2018 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s all about protecting each other
Us retirees will keep an eye on Your homefronts.

9/21/2018 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just were do we get all the cars from? If nothing is going on, does 3rd watch just sit around?

9/21/2018 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for them.

9/21/2018 03:55:00 AM


&&&&

Hahahah. After reading your post I’m actually glad they are doing this now. Nobody likes it but everyone is man enough not to cry whine and throw a little “why me” millenial cry fest. Poor poor buddy.. I wish I knew who you were so I could just follow you around all day on your extended day or canceled day off and just laugh at you all day... but I won’t be able too sorry.. I’ll be on furlough and in Hawaii starting Sunday night for the next 15 days after that. Enjoy cry baby.

9/21/2018 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtesy flush before each deployment. Now pull my finger...

9/21/2018 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this is, is a case of PTSD. Just like when a battered woman stabs her husband a hundred times. If the first shot was okay, which it was,then so were the rest.

9/21/2018 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long did the brass have time to come up with a plan? Great leadership I tell ya!

9/21/2018 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just make sure the wife and kids are safe inside. Grocery shop early. Be safe.

9/21/2018 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with the poster who posted about "you signed up for this".

I also signed up with a Department that promised a chance to get fairly promoted and a fair chance to go to a unit. They never said I had to be related to someone, or know a politician, or sleep around, or be politically connected, or that certain people would be given the answers to the exams. After 25 years of working hard the only thing I got was a lot of aggravation and missed family events. The city lied to me so they can take their sign up and oath and stick it.

9/21/2018 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we any balls there would be a blue flu

9/21/2018 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well that’s good nothing for tac and units

9/21/2018 04:37:00 A

Rest assured there will be something of an order for tact and units.

9/21/2018 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"what a joke"---- You are right on brother. I didn't sign up for this sad sack shit either. When you drop that last par form you have to be mentally and physically good. Nobody is going to enjoy being retired if you are burned up or busted up.

9/21/2018 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about 005? They don’t have a 1st watch.

9/21/2018 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke said...
To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for them.

9/21/2018 03:55:00 AM


Lighten up Francis

9/21/2018 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think if the riots happen it will be nearly as bad as some think. These jag offs can't get organized and fight among themselves to get the most attention and freebies.

9/21/2018 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they planning on rehiring any of the retirees?

9/21/2018 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a kid down at UIC, should I tell him to stay away from school next week??

9/21/2018 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are they going to find cars for 3rd watch to use? I bet they make them drive their personal cars to wherever they get detailed..

9/21/2018 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d like to see where I specifically signed up for all my RDO’s all summer around any holiday to be cancelled. I want an old timer to show me where I signed my life away for this crap job.

9/21/2018 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great place to work. Who cares that people have families and obligations. Let's give our employees as little notice as possible before we force them to change their lives and kids schedules. Employee wellness at its finest

9/21/2018 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous What a joke said...
To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for the

Calm down already.

9/21/2018 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooo-weee, I’m tired already.
Do that come with 3 Personalities and 90 min. Lunch?

9/21/2018 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That includes all you crybaby hair gels and please don’t confuse yourself with the millennial’s. They have a better work ethic.

--- Which group, the hair gels or the millennials???

9/21/2018 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To any asshole who says “you signed up for this,” a big fuck you to you. If anyone signed up to be the police for bullshit like this you are an asshole. I didn’t sign up to be the police to get every day off potentially cancelled (maybe furloughs) and get my hours and start time switched to bullshit. If you did and this doesn’t bother you, youre an asshole who needs a life, or hates your family.

This isn't a result of an Act of Terrorism or an Act of God. If it were, I would absolutely have no issue with the cancelling of days off or change in schedule. I would expect it. But, that’s not the case. This is a result of an over politicized shooting that was handled terribly by the City and its politicians with police being the scape goats. This resulted in:
•over three years of constant police bashing by “citizens,” politicians, and the media
•a bullshit consent decree
•DOJ investigation into the police department
•massive department wide push for body cameras
•force mitigation training
•de-escalation training
•constant questioning of yourself while performing your everyday police duties or in times where force needs to be used
•ISRs
•and a plethora of other shit

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

Now get out there and continue to be good little political pawns and take this seriously! After all it’s your life that’s on the line for bullshit, not theirs. During the riot (if there is one) you best do everything in your power to “keep the peace” as the same police hating assholes who want to see you dead expect you to get hurt or killed for them.

9/21/2018 03:55:00 AM

You signed up for this.

9/21/2018 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn’t the black community proud of how police departments and society HAVE to react to this behavior? I really wonder about that. This community will NEVER advance and be deemed legitimate, if they can’t get their house in order and stop blaming everyone but themselves for allowing lawless behavior to go unchecked. This community will never grow with politicians pandering to lawless behavior.

9/21/2018 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

—————————————————————
LMAO! I bet a paycheck that you’re just a college grad who’d never work in your life until you joined the CPD. Do us a favor and quit already before you get any of us hurt. FOOL!

9/21/2018 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think if the riots happen it will be nearly as bad as some think. These jag offs can't get organized and fight among themselves to get the most attention and freebies.

9/21/2018 01:20:00 PM

-------

The communist AGITATORS have been organizing for OVER A year.

They are backed by pukes like George Soros.

9/21/2018 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Am I the only one that thinks ain’t shit gonna happen?

9/21/2018 09:32:00 AM

Please stop with this city will burn and riot talk. It is Chicago, for some reason these mutts just don't care. Maybe a few nights of mayhem but not weeks and months like the tinfoil hat wearing police are describing.
765B

9/21/2018 10:02:00 AM

Couldn't agree more, A bit of ghetto theatrics outside the courthouse,some minor BS in the hood and the usual suspects "loud and mighty" in front of the cameras. That seems to be the Chicago way. Any additional trouble will be the paid/unbathed white people with dreadlocks trying to stir the pot for that $20 an hour they get paid to stir before they stop at Starbucks and return to Mom and Dads basement to talk revolution.
There's dope to be sold,licks to be hit and "he disrepected me" shootings to be done,Aint nobody got time for no bullshit !

9/21/2018 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t discount the ability of the common criminal to take advantage of any opportunity that presents itself. Unless pockets of criminal activity are put down quickly there could be wide spread criminal activity. The issue the department has now is that not only has the ability to do so been degraded the will of the office on the street has also been degraded by the political scumbags of this city, state and country.

9/21/2018 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Ed Bassmaster would say, would you look at that. Sometimes you just need to look at it...

9/21/2018 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should all wear bright white groin protection on the outside of our pants.

9/21/2018 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cough cough I feel the flu coming on. Whats the # to the medical section again?

9/21/2018 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Popped in the ol Police Academy movie in the VCR for riot training. Oh, for you frontline hair gel hat wearing backward 1yr on the job tac guys ask the old timers what a VCR is

9/21/2018 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the same misfits teaching crowd control to the tact and gang teams like they did for the new Lt and Sgt classes at the academy ? 10- 12 instructors . 3 talk and the rest stand around . One instructors tells you one way only to be told by another instructor to do it differently. They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag .,.. Way too many instructors at academy ! Put them on the street ! Stop hiding people.

One instructor’s hair weave was so big she couldn’t even fit her helmet and gas mask over it!! Great trainers!!!

9/21/2018 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assemble!!!!!!

9/21/2018 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have a kid down at UIC, should I tell him to stay away from school next week??

9/21/2018 01:46:00 PM

Why would you do that?

9/21/2018 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We did the same BS during the Cubs World Series, working 12 hours in the districts answering the radio. We NEVER were deployed outside the district, except for the Cubs Parade on Michigan ave. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/21/2018 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree with the poster who posted about "you signed up for this".

I also signed up with a Department that promised a chance to get fairly promoted and a fair chance to go to a unit. They never said I had to be related to someone, or know a politician, or sleep around, or be politically connected, or that certain people would be given the answers to the exams. After 25 years of working hard the only thing I got was a lot of aggravation and missed family events. The city lied to me so they can take their sign up and oath and stick it.


I take it you never knew any police or had family members on the job

9/21/2018 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to retire from this SHIT HOLE ...

9/21/2018 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't think if the riots happen it will be nearly as bad as some think. These jag offs can't get organized and fight among themselves to get the most attention and freebies.


Glad someone gets it. You saw how large and successful the Dan Ryan shutdown was. Only to be followed by a smaller LSD shutdown and the last one on the Kennedy having protesters line up in a single file line to be arrested. All the BS that was supposed to happen didn’t
Won’t even mention NATO, real bust after guys and gals were worried about the city being taken over by these idiots.

9/21/2018 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just make sure the wife and kids are safe inside. Grocery shop early. Be safe.

9/21/2018 11:46:00 A

I’m building a nuclear shelter in the back yard as we speak. Family will be able to survive for 6 months without coming out

9/21/2018 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the coppers sticking up for all these cancellations are the ones without families. Must be nice when all you care about if your Jeep payment.

9/21/2018 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ M O N E Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

9/21/2018 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This mindset is EXACTLY why we are having an officer on trial.

9/21/2018 08:02:00 AM


No.

This is the mindset of the late, great, Mayor Richard J. Daley, the last mayor our city has had who had Balls.

Janie had guts, and smarts, and a wicked sense of vengence.

The rest...... Nutless.

So, nutless wonder, poke your finger up your ass, as that is as close as you can get to grabbing your empty sack.

9/21/2018 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they planning on rehiring any of the retirees?

9/21/2018 01:45:00 PM


Are any retirees planning on answering their phones?

9/21/2018 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtesy flush before each deployment. Now pull my finger...

9/21/2018 11:13:00 AM


Does pulling your finger trigger the flush?

9/21/2018 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lighten up Francis

9/21/2018 01:19:00 PM


By now, Francis must be made of anti-gravity.

9/21/2018 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree with the poster who posted about "you signed up for this".

I also signed up with a Department that promised a chance to get fairly promoted and a fair chance to go to a unit. They never said I had to be related to someone, or know a politician, or sleep around, or be politically connected, or that certain people would be given the answers to the exams. After 25 years of working hard the only thing I got was a lot of aggravation and missed family events. The city lied to me so they can take their sign up and oath and stick it.


So you are not a CPD officer? There has never been a chance to be fairly promoted on the CPD. QYou think it’s bad now, you don’t know history. Prerequisite for promotion was Irish and the 11th ward. 45 years ago judge Prentiss Marshall ruled against the city on discrimination in hiring and promotions. In 1974. So this is nothing new. You had no protection of a union (for those who think the union is doing nothing). Watches were assigned monthly at the CPD discretion, no bids for transfers, do group could and were changed every 28 days and the chosen were put in a DOgroup that had weekends off every month and the unclouded could had their day off group changed taking away the weekends. You could be transferred o. A phone call
So I don’t know what dept promised you all those things

9/21/2018 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Police car were all supposed to stick up for each other. Why is everyone going against 03:55? I think the guys against him are even more miserable!

9/21/2018 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hopefully they utilize the 3rd watch caps officers for this bullshit
and send them out with everyone else citywide and not hiding in the cap office

Of course. They are the liaison to the community and CPD. They will see that nothing happens

9/21/2018 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please stop with this city will burn and riot talk. It is Chicago, for some reason these mutts just don't care. Maybe a few nights of mayhem but not weeks and months like the tinfoil hat wearing police are describing.
765B

9/21/2018 10:02:00 AM


Says the infant whose daddy and mommy weren't yet conceived that bright and shiny week of riotings made so famous by the Shoot to Maim, Shoot to Kill order, given by the last man we had as mayor.

Looters and Arsonists can, these days, loot and burn at will. Impeded only by citizens not known to any.

That tinfoil hat you are wearing is properly called a butt plug.

It must be top of the line, as it's working wonderfully to block any possble rational thoughts your ass may randomly splurt up from reaching your taint.

9/21/2018 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Are the same misfits teaching crowd control to the tact and gang teams like they did for the new Lt and Sgt classes at the academy ? 10- 12 instructors . 3 talk and the rest stand around . One instructors tells you one way only to be told by another instructor to do it differently. They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag .,.. Way too many instructors at academy ! Put them on the street ! Stop hiding people.

9/21/2018 06:55:00 AM

That would be a force to be reckoned with. When I was in the academy they all said they were the best police officers. That would be a chance to prove it and there would be no beefs because they know the law, know defensive tactics, are great shots and know how to de escalate a situation and when to use deadly force. What more could you ask for

9/21/2018 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great place to work. Who cares that people have families and obligations. Let's give our employees as little notice as possible before we force them to change their lives and kids schedules. Employee wellness at its finest

You just find out about this trial?

9/21/2018 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What a great place to work. Who cares that people have families and obligations. Let's give our employees as little notice as possible before we force them to change their lives and kids schedules. Employee wellness at its finest

9/21/2018 02:29:00 PM

You should go to work for Google or for some other soft places that let employees dictate when they can work. Who did I you think when you were hired would keep the city safe at the face of riots, terrorist attacks and other mass chaos? What other obligations? Going to school? Working a second job? Coaching baseball? Grow up and suck it up. This job is not for those who whine in the face of challenge. It is only temporary.

9/21/2018 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If and when the riots kick off, sit back and do nothing. Give them the police department they want, watch your 6, your partner's 6 and check that fucking money box

9/21/2018 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: J. B. Pritzker previously reminded me of Fred Flintstone, but after seeing the debate with the round, short Pritzker standing next to the extremely tall, lean Bruce Rauner, the Abraham Lincoln versus Stephen Douglas debates of 1858 came to mind. Last night's debate looked like a reboot with the candidates sporting better haircuts, wearing nicer clothes and both standing on a boatload of green.

9/21/2018 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And just were do we get all the cars from? If nothing is going on, does 3rd watch just sit around?

9/21/2018 11:01:00 AM

Yes. Just like the World Series they’ll be sitting in a large parking lot somewhere (Soldier Field) with CTA buses. They’ll be deployed as needed.

9/21/2018 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All rumors. My buddy in 35th said dont expect major changes. Tact teams and units will be able to cover the protests.

9/21/2018 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be really new. I hate to tell you buddy, but this is our job. You sound like reservists who say I didn’t join the Army to go to war. If your second guessing YOURSELF maybe there’s time for you to find another type of work. You obviously weren’t on when the West Side thought it was okay to destroy property when the Bulls won. Ninety percent of the department just go out and DO their job. It’s the ten percent who put us all in the situation we’re in right now. That includes all you crybaby hair gels and please don’t confuse yourself with the millennial’s. They have a better work ethic. My hope is your not the next incident that gets us placed on 12 hour days. So from me to you a big hardy F**k You Back.

24 and counting....

9/21/2018 06:58:00 AM

Very well put and spot on.

9/21/2018 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

We should all wear bright white groin protection on the outside of our pants.

9/21/2018 05:50:00 PM

The Keesing Bandit will be turned on, that's for sure.

9/21/2018 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Please stop with this city will burn and riot talk. It is Chicago,
for some reason these mutts just don't care. Maybe a few nights of
mayhem but not weeks and months like the tinfoil hat wearing police
are describing.

765B

9/21/2018 10:02:00 AM


"Says the infant whose daddy and mommy weren't yet conceived that bright
and shiny week of riotings made so famous by the Shoot to Maim, Shoot to
Kill order, given by the last man we had as mayor.

Looters and Arsonists can, these days, loot and burn at will. Impeded
only by citizens not known to any.

That tinfoil hat you are wearing is properly called a butt plug..."


9/21/2018 07:15:00 PM


Whoooooo...

What to say if THAT rings the doorbell
on Halloween...

9/21/2018 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’d like to see where I specifically signed up for all my RDO’s all summer around any holiday to be cancelled. I want an old timer to show me where I signed my life away for this crap job.

9/21/2018 02:26:00 PM

That decent paycheck came with fine print, I’m sure it’s in orders and our contract, plus they can issue a special order, possibly Monday regarding this upcoming festival

9/21/2018 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets get them house-cats out from behind the desk and get them out on the street. Every district should empty out the building and send the protected ones to the front to help the working coppers.

9/21/2018 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
All the coppers sticking up for all these cancellations are the ones without families. Must be nice when all you care about if your Jeep payment


Must be nice? No one forced you to do anything. You chose to take this job knowing that you wouldn’t be working normal hours. You also chose to have kids. Don’t insult others because you made poor choices. Stop your whining, man up, and do your job. Nobody wants to hear your sob story.

9/21/2018 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I’d like to see where I specifically signed up for all my RDO’s all summer around any holiday to be cancelled. I want an old timer to show me where I signed my life away for this crap job.

9/21/2018 02:26:00 PM

This aint just a job, kid. It's an adventure!

9/21/2018 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should go to work for Google or for some other soft places that let employees dictate when they can work. Who did I you think when you were hired would keep the city safe at the face of riots, terrorist attacks and other mass chaos? What other obligations? Going to school? Working a second job? Coaching baseball? Grow up and suck it up. This job is not for those who whine in the face of challenge. It is only temporary.

You must be a major dick head. How about you empathize with other coworkers? Different people have different responsibilities.

9/21/2018 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You should go to work for Google or for some other soft places that let employees dictate when they can work. Who did I you think when you were hired would keep the city safe at the face of riots, terrorist attacks and other mass chaos? What other obligations? Going to school? Working a second job? Coaching baseball? Grow up and suck it up. This job is not for those who whine in the face of challenge. It is only temporary.


Loser. This isn’t a “challenge.” This is the result of corrupt politically charged politicians decision making. You’re too small minded to see it.

9/21/2018 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually we all signed up for this. Of course we did. I knew it when i signed up 25 years ago. I knew it when I made detective. Anybody who thought this was a 9 to 5 job is soft. Whoever says he didn't sign up for this is a moron and likely an entitled dog. Anyone who says they didn't should quit now. Regardless of what is going on we took an oath, we may be tired, bitter, resentful but we took an oath. It still means something to me and to the vast majority of officers. Sure. Most of us bitch and moan as always but we show up and do what needs to be done when the shit hits tge fan because most know what they signed up for.

9/21/2018 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m building a nuclear shelter in the back yard as we speak. Family will be able to survive for 6 months without coming out

9/21/2018 06:46:00 PM

I cannot afford a shelter so I am digging a DIY tunnel to your shelter!

Your next door neighbor.

9/22/2018 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahah. After reading your post I’m actually glad they are doing this now. Nobody likes it but everyone is man enough not to cry whine and throw a little “why me” millenial cry fest. Poor poor buddy.. I wish I knew who you were so I could just follow you around all day on your extended day or canceled day off and just laugh at you all day... but I won’t be able too sorry.. I’ll be on furlough and in Hawaii starting Sunday night for the next 15 days after that. Enjoy cry baby.

9/21/2018 11:09:00 AM


I hope there’s another bomb scare

9/22/2018 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These jag offs can't get organized and fight among themselves to get the most attention and freebies.

9/21/2018 01:20:00 PM

Where there is a WILL, there is a way.

9/22/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

____

You were drafted?

9/22/2018 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Says the infant whose daddy and mommy weren't yet conceived that bright and shiny week of riotings made so famous by the Shoot to Maim, Shoot to Kill order, given by the last man we had as mayor.

Looters and Arsonists can, these days, loot and burn at will. Impeded only by citizens not known to any.

That tinfoil hat you are wearing is properly called a butt plug.

It must be top of the line, as it's working wonderfully to block any possble rational thoughts your ass may randomly splurt up from reaching your taint.

***********

You're an idiot dude. You are probably retired. Get off the blog. You're not the police anymore. This isnt the 1960s

9/22/2018 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they planning on rehiring any of the retirees?

9/21/2018 01:45:00 PM


Are any retirees planning on answering their phones?

9/21/2018 07:02:00 PM

Smart retirees moved out of Illinois!

9/22/2018 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You Jeff Sessions! Coming into Chicago this, making your positive statements and showing big Government is watching and taking notes. Coincidence mr 9.5

9/22/2018 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smell yellow and more yellow...OVERTIME YES. I need new toys!

9/22/2018 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: J. B. Pritzker previously reminded me of Fred Flintstone, but after seeing the debate with the round, short Pritzker standing next to the extremely tall, lean Bruce Rauner, the Abraham Lincoln versus Stephen Douglas debates of 1858 came to mind. Last night's debate looked like a reboot with the candidates sporting better haircuts, wearing nicer clothes and both standing on a boatload of green.

9/21/2018 08:57:00 PM

Vote Rauner and Harold god help us is Kwame Raoul wins the end of policing in Illinois

9/22/2018 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much to do about nothing. NATO... everyone thought the city would burn.. 4 days of chasing hipsters around and then one hour of a big pushing match with a couple arrests and fists thrown. Not even close to what was expected. Ferguson.. quiet as can be.. again, 100 hipsters martching around downtown for a few nights. When the McDonald video came out the city was gonna burn.. nope. Again, 200 hipsters downtown walking the streets yelling. Obama election night.. mild celebration with under 20 arrests.. nothing big at all. If he’s guilty there will be some ignorant ghetto celebrating but nothing huge. Not guilty then the hipsters come out in force.. 200-300 again marching around downtown. Ghettos will just be the ghettos as usual. They know ahead of time that if they loot and riot then the police come and lock everything down.. if that happens then all dope sales and making money comes to a stop. They know they don’t want that. Trust me, there is a reason why the ghettos are low key during all of this.. it’s to keep dope and money moving.

9/22/2018 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a kid down at UIC, should I tell him to stay away from school next week??

9/21/2018 01:46:00 PM


You should have told your kid to stay away from that school before he went there. It's a leftist breeding ground churning out little anti Americans.

9/22/2018 04:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok so some douchebag was talking crap about 03:55 comment saying he must be some college grad and finally he got a real job which he is not used to... this is a real job??? This is a joke not a job! What world are you living in. Do you think you are really making a difference? I bet you are the one who does about two Parkers and two blue cards and think you are the best cop ever!!

9/22/2018 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" I didnt sign up for this shit " Sorry Flounder," You Fucked Up ,You Trusted Us "!

9/22/2018 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What about 005? They don’t have a 1st watch.

9/21/2018 01:09:00 PM

They will in January

9/22/2018 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So again. Everyone who says “you signed up for this”........Fuck You. No I didn’t.

____

You were drafted?

9/22/2018 12:21:00 AM
You signed up for this, but maybe you were misinformed what it means to be a police officer. It’s like if a military person who signs up to serve during time of peace now whines that he gets deployed to go to war and says “I didn’t sign up for this”. You probably signed up so that you can carry a badge and a gun and look cool and brag about it to everyone without thinking that at times the job requires big sacrifices. If there is a situation that the city anticipates like a big riot do you think they should send out a survey of who is available and ready to do what they signed up to do or who is busy doing other things like attending a family picnic or such. Get the bees out of your bonnet, put you big boy pants on and do what you signed up to do.

9/22/2018 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You should go to work for Google or for some other soft places that let employees dictate when they can work. Who did I you think when you were hired would keep the city safe at the face of riots, terrorist attacks and other mass chaos? What other obligations? Going to school? Working a second job? Coaching baseball? Grow up and suck it up. This job is not for those who whine in the face of challenge. It is only temporary.

You must be a major dick head. How about you empathize with other coworkers? Different people have different responsibilities.

9/21/2018 11:27:00 PM

So you are saying that we should all be treated differently and scheduled differently based on our personal outside responsibilities. That sounds really dick headed.

9/22/2018 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Actually we all signed up for this. Of course we did. I knew it when i signed up 25 years ago. I knew it when I made detective. Anybody who thought this was a 9 to 5 job is soft. Whoever says he didn't sign up for this is a moron and likely an entitled dog. Anyone who says they didn't should quit now. Regardless of what is going on we took an oath, we may be tired, bitter, resentful but we took an oath. It still means something to me and to the vast majority of officers. Sure. Most of us bitch and moan as always but we show up and do what needs to be done when the shit hits tge fan because most know what they signed up for.

9/21/2018 11:58:00 PM


Okay hardass detective dog. Show me in the contract or employment papers that states: 1) all days off will be cancelled because the city refuses to keep up with attrition 2) show me where it states all holidays scheduled off will be canceled do to the city’s lack of attrition 3) show me where it states you will be used for political reasons

A lot of small minded idiots can’t conprehend the real reason of why this is happening and what resulted from it. I get it. This is all you know, you’re “good little soldiers,” you man up and do it and don’t question it (like robot fools). You keep your blinders on and are very content with with the overtime.

The politicians created this. Fuck them. Let them deal with it.

9/22/2018 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is google hiring?

9/22/2018 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous hillary said...

Does this make the C.P.D. "a bunch of......deployables"!!??
HA! Get it???? DEPLOYABLES

9/22/2018 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually we all signed up for this. Of course we did. I knew it when i signed up 25 years ago. I knew it when I made detective. Anybody who thought this was a 9 to 5 job is soft. Whoever says he didn't sign up for this is a moron and likely an entitled dog. Anyone who says they didn't should quit now. Regardless of what is going on we took an oath, we may be tired, bitter, resentful but we took an oath. It still means something to me and to the vast majority of officers. Sure. Most of us bitch and moan as always but we show up and do what needs to be done when the shit hits tge fan because most know what they signed up for.

9/21/2018 11:58:00 PM

Oath to uphold the constitution.....not to clean up our “political masters” mess

9/22/2018 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we took an oath. It still means something to me and to the vast majority of officers

Yeah keep telling yourself that. This is a job nothing more. This isnt so grand life calling. It's a job, a shitty one at that.

9/22/2018 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much to do about nothing. NATO... everyone thought the city would burn.. 4 days of chasing hipsters around and then one hour of a big pushing match with a couple arrests and fists thrown. Not even close to what was expected. Ferguson.. quiet as can be.. again, 100 hipsters martching around downtown for a few nights. When the McDonald video came out the city was gonna burn.. nope. Again, 200 hipsters downtown walking the streets yelling. Obama election night.. mild celebration with under 20 arrests.. nothing big at all. If he’s guilty there will be some ignorant ghetto celebrating but nothing huge. Not guilty then the hipsters come out in force.. 200-300 again marching around downtown. Ghettos will just be the ghettos as usual. They know ahead of time that if they loot and riot then the police come and lock everything down.. if that happens then all dope sales and making money comes to a stop. They know they don’t want that. Trust me, there is a reason why the ghettos are low key during all of this.. it’s to keep dope and money moving.

***********

Great points! 100% agreed!

9/22/2018 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you are not a CPD officer? There has never been a chance to be fairly promoted on the CPD. QYou think it’s bad now, you don’t know history. Prerequisite for promotion was Irish and the 11th ward. 45 years ago judge Prentiss Marshall ruled against the city on discrimination in hiring and promotions. In 1974. So this is nothing new. You had no protection of a union (for those who think the union is doing nothing). Watches were assigned monthly at the CPD discretion, no bids for transfers, do group could and were changed every 28 days and the chosen were put in a DOgroup that had weekends off every month and the unclouded could had their day off group changed taking away the weekends. You could be transferred o. A phone call
So I don’t know what dept promised you all those things

9/21/2018 07:07:00 PM


All true.Don't forget that the assholes on the desk also worked for tips.Need time due,change partners,beats?It would cost you.This department was a bad joke way before any of us were born.

9/22/2018 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’m building a nuclear shelter in the back yard as we speak. Family will be able to survive for 6 months without coming out

9/21/2018 06:46:00 PM

I cannot afford a shelter so I am digging a DIY tunnel to your shelter!

Your next door neighbor.

Always room for a few more. You do realize I was being sarcastic after reading the doomsayers who think the city is going to be destroyed after the verdict

9/22/2018 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every city over 10,000 people should be required to provide affordable housing for the poor
No city should ever have more than 10% of it’s population living under the poverty level
Spread out the poor , they will meet the right people ,attend better schools and end ghettos , reduce crime in major cities .

9/22/2018 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
All the coppers sticking up for all these cancellations are the ones without families. Must be nice when all you care about if your Jeep payment


Must be nice? No one forced you to do anything. You chose to take this job knowing that you wouldn’t be working normal hours. You also chose to have kids. Don’t insult others because you made poor choices. Stop your whining, man up, and do your job. Nobody wants to hear your sob story.

9/21/2018 10:09:00 PM
Having a family is not a poor choice my friend. It’s sad and shows what type of person you are for thinking in such a way. Just imagine what life would be like for you if your parents thought that having a family was a poor choice. Your ass wouldn’t be here. Dummy, materials and money are not the most important thing in this life. Oh but you wouldn’t understand that because you don’t make poor choices... loser.

9/22/2018 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cant wait to have days off cancelled and go to 12 hour days. Gotta pay off my new jacked up jeep wrangler

9/22/2018 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Lightfoot starts running things, They may need to get Stalin to run COPA. Current libs will be too right wing.

9/22/2018 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always room for a few more. You do realize I was being sarcastic after reading the doomsayers who think the city is going to be destroyed after the verdict

9/22/2018 12:52:00 PM

By my calculations, my tunnel will reach your bomb shelter about mid-next week. That should leave plenty of time to get settled before Armageddon. Hey, here's a fun fact: I am bringing enough fire gun flamethrowers for your whole family! When attacked, we can fire up and smoke them suckers!

Your neighbor,
Elon Muskatel

9/22/2018 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d like to see where I specifically signed up for all my RDO’s all summer around any holiday to be cancelled. I want an old timer to show me where I signed my life away for this crap job.

9/21/2018 02:26:00 PM

This aint just a job, kid. It's an adventure!

9/21/2018 11:10:00 PM

As with any phrase or verbiage passed from generation go generation, each person in the chain adds and/or subtracts just a little bit and the original meaning is altered or eventually lost. When the CPD youngsters from way back in the day were messed over on the job for whatever reason and voiced their disgust, the old timers would say, "What did you expect? This isn't just a job. It's a venture!"

As time passed, venture became adventure. Using the word adventure added unique and exciting to the declaration and romanticized the job, while venture indicated risk and daring that is not necessarily unique and is more relevant to having good days and bad days on the job.

9/22/2018 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m building a nuclear shelter in the back yard as we speak. Family will be able to survive for 6 months without coming out

9/21/2018 06:46:00 PM


With a 20+ year half life, at best, you'll be a bit roasted after the first week out in the seemingly fresh air.

9/22/2018 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deploy this shmucks!

9/22/2018 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it’s anything like the Cubs one you can count on it being F.U.B.A.R!

9/22/2018 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Every city over 10,000 people should be required to provide affordable housing for the poor
No city should ever have more than 10% of it’s population living under the poverty level
Spread out the poor , they will meet the right people ,attend better schools and end ghettos , reduce crime in major cities .

9/22/2018 01:00:00 PM

Great idea. What’s your address and how many crackheads can I drop off at your doorstep?

9/22/2018 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every city over 10,000 people should be required to provide affordable housing for the poor
No city should ever have more than 10% of it’s population living under the poverty level
Spread out the poor , they will meet the right people ,attend better schools and end ghettos , reduce crime in major cities .

9/22/2018 01:00:00 PM


Okay, SCC.

Begging mercy for all too proud to do so.

I do believe there are ample comments upon every article to provide plenty of opportunity for the mockings of the absurds, even counting the presumed sarcasm comments, dry as they often are.

But this.....this is a horse's ass of a different color.........

Pretty please......with the sugar.......

9/22/2018 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
All the coppers sticking up for all these cancellations are the ones without families. Must be nice when all you care about if your Jeep payment


Must be nice? No one forced you to do anything. You chose to take this job knowing that you wouldn’t be working normal hours. You also chose to have kids. Don’t insult others because you made poor choices. Stop your whining, man up, and do your job. Nobody wants to hear your sob story.

9/21/2018 10:09:00 PM
Having a family is not a poor choice my friend. It’s sad and shows what type of person you are for thinking in such a way. Just imagine what life would be like for you if your parents thought that having a family was a poor choice. Your ass wouldn’t be here. Dummy, materials and money are not the most important thing in this life. Oh but you wouldn’t understand that because you don’t make poor choices... loser.

9/22/2018 02:15:00 PM
This is temporary. There is nothing normal about this job. If you expected that nothing like this would never happen you are a fool and not for this job. Stop the whining, this job is not for whiners.

9/23/2018 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Are they planning on rehiring any of the retirees?

9/21/2018 01:45:00 PM


Are any retirees planning on answering their phones?

9/21/2018 07:02:00 PM
I am and I’m gonna tell them to go f&$# yourselves.

9/23/2018 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’m building a nuclear shelter in the back yard as we speak. Family will be able to survive for 6 months without coming out

9/21/2018 06:46:00 PM


With a 20+ year half life, at best, you'll be a bit roasted after the first week out in the seemingly fresh air.


Thanks for the info. After 6 months I’ll send the wife out to check and see if that’s true

9/23/2018 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
All rumors. My buddy in 35th said dont expect major changes. Tact teams and units will be able to cover the protests.

9/21/2018 09:09:00 PM

Protests yes, but not the riots that those protests will become. Have you not noticed the slow down down in gangbanger violence? They are gearing up for the chance to burn and loot that most of them have never been able to experience. We must remember that the last time the Bulls won, these “crack baby” gangbangers were not even alive. The violence which this new brand of gangbanger exhibit, is nothing compared to that of the old school guys. This new manifestation of gangbanger knows no boundaries and report to nor respect any heirarchary as the gangbangers of old would.
Once this verdict is announced, it will begin with protests of aggravation or celebration by those who have actually been on the frontlines of this protest movement since the release of this video. Unfortunately, the mob mentality will then take over and the uncontrollable violence of the gangbangers will take hold and they will attempt to exact revenge on the businesses and the law abiding community whom they feel are defenseless.
This whole situation may be the turning point in Chicago, where the law abiding citizens finally become aware of who is actually responsible for the issues which cause the violence and economic woes which have made Chicago a laughing stock in this country.

9/23/2018 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there still time to repair Meigs Field and fly some Douglas A-1D Skyraiders out of there???

9/23/2018 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
All the coppers sticking up for all these cancellations are the ones without families. Must be nice when all you care about if your Jeep payment


Must be nice? No one forced you to do anything. You chose to take this job knowing that you wouldn’t be working normal hours. You also chose to have kids. Don’t insult others because you made poor choices. Stop your whining, man up, and do your job. Nobody wants to hear your sob story.

9/21/2018 10:09:00 PM
Having a family is not a poor choice my friend. It’s sad and shows what type of person you are for thinking in such a way. Just imagine what life would be like for you if your parents thought that having a family was a poor choice. Your ass wouldn’t be here. Dummy, materials and money are not the most important thing in this life. Oh but you wouldn’t understand that because you don’t make poor choices... loser.

9/22/2018 02:15:00 PM
This is temporary. There is nothing normal about this job. If you expected that nothing like this would never happen you are a fool and not for this job. Stop the whining, this job is not for whiners.

9/23/2018 09:01:00 AM

No shit. This spoiled bitch thinks if he worked anywhere else they would give a flying fuck about his baby sitting issues? Nope.
If he worked where he was qualified to work, Target, they would tell you tough shit asshole. And you are an asshole, and it is tough shit.

9/23/2018 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info. After 6 months I’ll send the wife out to check and see if that’s true

9/23/2018 11:07:00 AM


After which, presuming you let her back in, you can both have the fun of glowing in the dark.

Perhaps a preview of the next incarnation after the shedding of the meat.

Fun times ahead!!!!!!

9/23/2018 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info. After 6 months I’ll send the wife out to check and see if that’s true

9/23/2018 11:07:00 AM

If you survive, you might want to apply for Big Brother 21 on CBS. You already know the fundamentals of the game!

9/23/2018 09:18:00 PM  

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