Sunday, October 14, 2018

Deadline Extended Again

Once again, there will be an entry exam to join the Chicago Police Department.

And once again, the application deadline has been extended because not nearly enough people are signing up to make it economically feasible to have a test. It's almost as if there is some reluctance to the idea of becoming the police.

We wonder what it could be.

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134 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You wounder....
I don't have enough time.

10/14/2018 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t blame anybody. All I wanted to be from the first time I can remember is a Police Officer. Now with 21 years on all I want to do is retire and move out of state. I so hate this place and the politicians who messed this place up! They fucked up this job and this city! I hate the job now, thanks to them!

Six years to go!

10/14/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The city is gone!

10/14/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol... I finished the job in 2016 due to health reasons— Don’t worry I am taken care of. To the guys and girls, and people with gender identities which don’t apply to western science... in the event you are hurt— always keep track of the paper work while on the job. If you get hit in the head, always do as many tests as you can— the problems may be brewing over years.

10/14/2018 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drop the college requirement so I can apply!

10/14/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no, it's not that.
Certain selected "Merits" have to be released from
prison, and others, currently on the outside, must wait
upon record expungement. It's a calendar thing.

10/14/2018 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired now but would encourage any young person to take the police exam years back. Not no more. If nothing else go to a good trade school.

10/14/2018 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lift this shit residency and get better qualified and more applicants.

10/14/2018 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#dontdoit

10/14/2018 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, the anarchist in me is giddy with joy, but we need our pension funded.

10/14/2018 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read an article recently about how cities will have to drastically increase the salaries of police officers due to the current environment that police work in. No one wants the job and no one wants to stay on the job. The only thing I can say to that is FUCK YOU, PAY ME!

10/14/2018 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would take this job now? I am third generation CPD with 23 years on, and would tell my nephews, and other relatives if you want a city job, take CFD or Streets and Sanitation. I am gone in six years, out of state out to the Pacific Northwest. If you want to be the Police go to a professional Police Department NOT, THE CPD. This place is high school with hand guns, the popular kids get the good spots, the highly trained people get patrol.

10/14/2018 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They've turned this job into a walking time bomb, waiting to blow you up. If you aren't that rat everyone hated in school because he snitched all the time or the candy ass that was afraid of his or her own shadow, this ain't the job for you. And hey there snowflakes, this REALLY ain't the job for you. Just think of it, you can make 100k per year if you hustle. All you need is 2 years of college and you can make a nice salary. In the private or government sector, you need at least a masters degree to make that much. Of course, you aren't in as much risk as a cop to being murdered or maimed, but hey, all jobs have a downside, unfortunately this one has let the enemy behind the gates.

10/14/2018 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“The Trump administration and Sessions’ Department of Justice have never attempted to learn about the problems in Chicago or what reform is necessary,” ACLU of Illinois attorney Karen Sheley said in a statement."

Really Karen? One of the biggest cover-ups in City history and the mayor, the superintendent, a Commander gets to retire nicely while not facing any criminal charges. I don't see Trump wrapped up in all this. Care to make a statement on that Karen?

10/14/2018 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go figure!

10/14/2018 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simple. Qualified candidates don't want to be forced to live here. Among other issues...

10/14/2018 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Fenners kid must be projected to be on parole by then. He can’t take the test if he’s locked up.

10/14/2018 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I respect the police, but the stress level isn't worth the salary.

10/14/2018 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lower the age for insurance to 53...

10/14/2018 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm I wonder why???

10/14/2018 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey fop, you better be axing for some tall dough in our new contract$$$$$$$$$$$

10/14/2018 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be like applying to Walmart. Go in, sit down at a computer, apply and get hired same day.

10/14/2018 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwa haha haha

10 years ago there were lines at testing events. Even if you passed the written test you were given a number for a lottery draft. The job was in high demand.

Now, relaxed power tests, relaxed background checks, safe spaces for snowflake recruits, and recruits in the academy with empty guns / magazines because they don't want to shoot anyone.

This career has definitely changed, not for the better, either!

10/14/2018 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? There seems to be a lot of police experts who know how to do our job. We need all of you so you can show us the correct way to handle all the people with knives, bats and guns.

10/14/2018 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about dept of revenue?
Any openings there?
Retire from CPD and work there instead.

10/14/2018 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol why is anyone even applying nowadays?

10/14/2018 06:27:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

They probably want to cancel the testing completely and just hand out appointments to politicians.

10/14/2018 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mhhhhmmmmmm. You got jokes SCC.

10/14/2018 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya think?

10/14/2018 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And that fuckin’ cardboard cutout “Be the Change” sign is still in my way when I put my personal items down so I can swipe when when I walk in the fuckin’ place.

Fuck you, Rahm.

10/14/2018 07:10:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

And once again, the application deadline has been extended because not nearly enough people are signing up to make it economically feasible to have a test.

wut? and let the city cheat itself out of a horseshit photo op of hundreds of test takers?

the way the city shovels money onto the bonfire is fucking laughable.

10/14/2018 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pays got to go up!

RAHM kept playing low ball with contracts. Now nobody want the grief of being hit with 2 x 4 or thrown in prison.

Maybe a riverwalk will solve the crime problem.

10/14/2018 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously anyone wanting to be a Chicago Policeman in todays Police hating climate is mentally ill. So now you hire those that have problems before they are driven mad by having to deal with a city filled with Police haters. Find something else to do with your life or at the very least find a different department a different city to protect. Here you will be sacrificed to the god of political correctness and the whim of some scumbag politician. No one has your back here and if you think they do then you are mentally ill.

10/14/2018 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be the (Chump) Change!

10/14/2018 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In today's world, why the fuck would anyone want to be the POLICE ??????

10/14/2018 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the Car Jackings, Robberies and Homicides who wants to live in the City??
Lift the Residency Requirement and the City would have thousands apply....

10/14/2018 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe having to live in the democratically controlled rat-hole empire ! Hope to God the next Mayor will consider lifting residency !

10/14/2018 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



The standards have gone down. Some low quality people will slip through the cracks the city put in place and the citizens will pay for it. Not many coming on really want to be the Police. Most now come because they believe it’s a good job or, a fall back job. I can’t to retire, just a few more years. I’m retiring to Tennessee. I wish all good luck making it. We loose more to suiciide than in the line of duty. It’s a different job than years past. No hard charging, those days are gone. The DemocRATS turned the public against us, we are now the bad guys!

10/14/2018 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee with the strong backing of the public, the bosses and the politicians why would anyone not want to join?..... sarcasm off.

10/14/2018 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sign up and you too can be charged with murder in the performance of your duties. Sounds like a great time.

10/14/2018 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I came on this job almost 30 years ago I felt like matt dillon in dodge city. The crack epidemic was exploding and this place was like the wild west. If we only had the technology back then that is available today. Now I feel like barney fife in mayberry. To anyone thinking about taking this job, it will not be what you thought it would be if you make it out here. That being said, the eagle still shits twice a month and you get good benefits and a lot of time off.

10/14/2018 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think applicants are holding back until the BO library is built after which all folks will come together and live in peace and harmony.

10/14/2018 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they still going to have neighborhood relations picking up folks and driving them to the test site like they did in years past?

10/14/2018 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And once again, the application deadline has been extended because not nearly enough people are signing up to make it economically feasible to have a test. It's almost as if there is some reluctance to the idea of becoming the police.

We wonder what it could be.
Labels: department issues

#blm is hosting a job fair on taking the cpd exam and are encouraging all Illinois excons, registered sex offenders and parolees to attend...

10/14/2018 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous lbs said...

Have it at the Academy hahaha

10/14/2018 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoke with a couple FTOs. I’m retired. They said the recent batch of PPO s are pretty worthless...always texting and not paying attention. Taking silly selfies. No desire to learn the job. Looking for an inside “safe” spot as soon as possible. Lots of anti-police types and some thugs to boot. The police are a reflection of the people in this city. Enough said.

10/14/2018 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I advise all young people looking to get on the job to steer clear of Chicago. The city treats you like crap. The state is in financial ruin. Go be a cop somewhere else. Indiana is a law and order state.

10/14/2018 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Ziggy said...

Gee...Do you think this will make the Department Appreciate and value it's personnel a little more..?
...crickets....

I didn't think so either...I just hope they don't lower the standards any further.

10/14/2018 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kids have college degrees and now work in the trades. Thave multiple options with which to support themselves that do not involve living in Chicago and being put in prison by Kim's Krew

Fuck being the police.

10/14/2018 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total bullshit.
Not enough of the right people, to meet the needs of a welcoming and trusting global Department.
They want a 6-1 ratio of candidates allowing for a 40% disqualification rate.
Even with lax standards and backgrounds the HR hasn’t nothing left to fill the bottom of the barrel.
Once they do achieve their desired ratio, they will most likely fill empty seats with HQ House Mice or have them to stand in line at the next exam for the FakeNews Media photo op.
Figure it out.
Military and P.O. Family are encouraged to be disappointed, again.

Besides all that, Cook County has to have an Expungement Summit (like a Beer Summit™️).
The last one was in June.

10/14/2018 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kids have college degrees and now work in the trades. Thave multiple options with which to support themselves that do not involve living in Chicago and being put in prison by Kim's Krew

Fuck being the police.

10/14/2018 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT -
You can donate to the GoFundMe for the VD family under the name of any activist you choose.
I chose Ja'Mal Green because he's got "his team" looking at every single name that has donated. Like that makes someone scared or whatever.
Even if you already gave via the CU you can donate $5.00 on GoFundMe in Greens name.
Have at it.

10/14/2018 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard to believe that when I took the test in 1975 we started with 16000 and the list had over 5000

10/14/2018 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll say it again, I have discouraged my kids, nephews, other family members and friends from joining the CPD. Eight years of obama, 9 1/2, and the new state attorney project kimmy, has changed the CPD forever. The CPD use to attract some great talent, just go to the police academy and look what's coming to serve and protect. There's no coming back to any sense of doing police work, from the new recruitsl, merit bosses, and the lib dem's who are running the show in this city and county. Trying to figure which state to move to, however, in the last couple of years Colorado and others have been invaded by libs from California. Wherever a boom in the state economy is occurring, the lib dem's are sure to follow. The boom will bring unions, welfare and it starts all over again. Oh, I all most forgot, fuck you tiny dancer, dart the fart and project kimmy.

10/14/2018 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anti defamation league reveives funding from George soros

10/14/2018 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who would volunteer to work for crime-mesha?

10/14/2018 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take the job and do it the way the community currently demands. Being a dog is the current standard. Go to the calls you're sent to. If potential violence might be needed, request a supervisor and then wait for their orders on how to proceed. Write paper on what the boss ordered. Let's be honest here, we put ourselves in positions where most of the time we end up shooting people. Zero aggressiveness leads to almost zero shootings, which leads to zero times Kimesha Fox, Judges, or stupid jurors, can make an example of me in court.

The pay and benefits are still better than what these college kids get with their nothing degrees in History, or whatever useless degrees kids are getting nowadays.

10/14/2018 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shitcago's govt needs to just admit the only people that they can hire are the democrat party affiliated gangs. Only then will it be safe to be a copper in their town.
Make it a part time job so they don't have to give up their FT job of gangbanging.
Done, another problem resolved.



10/14/2018 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dallas short by 1200 and counting,,sanctuary morons and media in charge

10/14/2018 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-met-rahm-emanuel-aldermen-payments-20181010-story,amp.html

Chicago's Mayor gave $20K checks to several Alderman

Can we look into this.. this is also just before the mayor wants to pass his Budget before leaving full 8yrs not 7.5 (its 9.5 :)

10/14/2018 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

recent survey of voters identify 52% white men , 48 %white women without college degrees vote republican , why not just say white working men and women .
why not identify 98% of black men and women receiving welfare vote straight democrat
98% of black men and women with a police record vote democrat
70% of single black mamas vote democrat
many cps graduates are not able to read at the 4th grade level vote democrat
many cps honor roll students must enroll in non credit remedial reading , math classes in college

10/14/2018 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am totally baffled as to why any person would not want to become a Chicago police officer. Of courses may have something to do with all the bullshit that one has to go through day in day out. You could not pay me enough to police the city of Chicago. Or any city for that matter.

10/14/2018 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic
Here is an excerpt from the legal brief filed by Attorney General Jeff Sessions denouncing the Chicago Police Consent Decree:
“At a fundamental level, there is a misperception that police are the problem and that their failures, their lack of training, and their abuses create crime. But the truth is the police are the solution to crime, and criminals are the problem. The results of the ACLU settlement in November 2015, as revealed by Judge Cassel’s study, established this fact dramatically, conclusively, and most painfully for the City of Chicago. When police are restrained from using lawfully established policies of community engagement, when arrests went down, and when their work and character were disrespected, crime surged. There must never be another consent decree that continues the folly of the ACLU settlement.”

Isnt it nice to have someone on the national stage support the police for a change?

Ret CPD Lt

10/14/2018 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sure, the anarchist in me is giddy with joy, but we need our pension funded.

10/14/2018 02:08:00 AM
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Find your pension? Why? Your pension money is used for everything but your pension. “Maggie Daley Park”, DePaul’s basketball stadium, etc. If your pension was 100% funded that would be more money for other projects benefitting the connected.

10/14/2018 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told my kids to not work this joband they're in school pursuing other options

10/14/2018 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What about dept of revenue?
Any openings there?
Retire from CPD and work there instead.

10/14/2018 06:22:00 AM

——————————————————————
Why would anyone work for revenue pimps, who do nothing but fill the city’s coffers with money made by burning law abiding citizens with mysteriously obstructed no parking signs, residential permit tickets given to hospice nurses (with signs on their dashboard indicating this), and just general scum-baggery?

You want to be like “Finance Guy on a Bike” Andrew Petersen who is constantly fucking taxpaying residents in working neighborhoods - for $48k/year salary? Do you want to spend your days getting in screaming matches with people?

https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/city-employee-yanked-out-of-nw-side-for-writing-too-many-tickets/amp/

Department of Revenue. Give me a break. I’d sooner work at McDonald’s.

10/14/2018 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why I roll my eyes when 'activists' demand that "we need police that live in the neighborhoods they serve!"

haha can't even get enough applicants in the city, much less the hoods that need the most policing.

10/14/2018 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is the next Fire Dept. test?

10/14/2018 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s so sad what has happened to this city and this department. There is so much negativity to the police but what is more sickening is the constant BS by this CPD administration. There is so much division and we are falling apart from the inside out. The ones that should be fired get better spots. Eddie how it it that a Commander of police holds her boyfriend hostage with her gun, slashed his tires, and stalks him and gets arrested and charged. Instead of her losing her job she gets a gold star in the inspection division. That is ridiculous. Trahanas should be in jail and Harris was hidden there cuz wherever he goes his troops hate him. Add Escamilla to the shitty boss list. He’s a sell out and a suck up so give him another merit promotion.

10/14/2018 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why has no one questioned why when Eddie Johnson's son entered the academy they did away with the power test and once he finished they reinstituted the test? Sounds like a lawsuit for people who had to take it and failed.

10/14/2018 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The job turned into shit! Thanks Rahm and Ed!

10/14/2018 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big city policing is dead.
If you really want to be LE, become a Fed. (Yeah, I know a lot of them are arrogant jerks).
Or get hired in Mayberry.

G Night Squad.

10/14/2018 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t do it! The public hates the police and will sue you just because. Plus, no one in this dept stands behind you. You have commanders jumping up and down clapping when JVD got convicted. It’s insane.

10/14/2018 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard to believe $100k job going begging.

10/14/2018 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that one of the complaints of the Highway Protesters this past summer were that there aren't enough jobs in the neighborhoods. Here's a perfect opportunity to help with that problem and other demands that they made. There should be more than enough applicants.

10/14/2018 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lower the age for insurance to 50yrs old with 25 years on the job. See the goal for the city is that you die. The national average age of a police officer is 55 when either you die or get terminally ill. Meanwhile the Mayor and all those useless part time alderman walk away with a real nice pension and insurance package. Why?!

10/14/2018 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said years ago that the policies and environment the politicians have created will result in a police force that will be significantly compromised. The only people this job will attract are those who have connections to bosses via blood or friendship that are destined for charmed careers and promotions, those who are desperate for work and meet the minimum standards, and those who are qualified predominantly by way of superficial attributes i.e. race and gender for the purposes of satisfying quotas. The consequences are a mixture of overly prudent or hesitant officers, professional scammers and abusers, and overbearing, incompetent and micromanaging supervisors and their sycophants. All of this politically induced tweaking inevitably leads to more of the same problems it was designed to solve; less effective, reactive policing, lawsuits, emboldened criminals, higher crime rates, and increases in officer injuries/fatalities. The majority of these problems have already come to pass and they are becoming even more prevalent with each passing year.

10/14/2018 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The job is garbage so no shock on no one wanting it.
I made it into year 7 with Chicago hated it. But started going back to school. Moved to the burbs job was less stressful but continued with school.

Got out of the professional altogether recently. Moved out of IL and finally happy again.

If you must go into this professional stay in the burbs or out of IL. If your in it get your ass back to school so you can leave

10/14/2018 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What about dept of revenue?
Any openings there?
Retire from CPD and work there instead.

10/14/2018 06:22:00 AM

How about retiring and work nowhere, but enjoy your retirement

10/14/2018 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My whole life I wanted to be a cop since a kid. Got on this job. It was fun for first couple years Then ready to retire in one year. Remember people, if you don’t know anyone or have clout , 90% will never work in a unit or be promoted . The only ones who get where or what they want is to be a suck ass , or be part of the royal lineage of Chicago politics which I am neither . Please be the police anywhere but Chicago ! If you do , don’t say I didn’t warn you . Working thirty plus years till 55 age, with a body camera recoding your every move, good luck

10/14/2018 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just Hand out tin badges in the ghetto and tell them where to report for work. If, and I say again, If, they show up Deputize them on the spot and give them a uniform, a gun and a radio. Then let them go to the BS calls we go to 15 times a day, and see if they shoot anybody.

Then haul their ass in to court and charge them with murder.

We will not forget Bill Cozzi, and JVD...God Help this city, because the Police are not doing anything anymore. I wont even turn on the blue lights unless it is a 10-1. Ironic because I became the police officer I never wanted to be. But they have built the police Department they deserve, so be it.

10/14/2018 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going to retire and then take the test again, but this time, I’m going to fill it out as a minority, transgender who identifies as “unsure and confused at this time”. Maybe I’ll even get some clout this time around....or even get on the tact team!!! Hmmmm...I wonder if I identify as “someone having clout”????!!!!!!

10/14/2018 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Police SWAT Team will be having tryouts. Give it a shot. We need good operators.

10/14/2018 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lift the residency requirement. No cop wants to live in the city.

10/14/2018 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they should just go into “the community” and start deputizing residents on the spot.... no application, no background check, no academy training. Just give them everything and turn them loose.
They want “community members” on CPD to represent the areas they serve.
Let’s start with that and see how that works out.

10/14/2018 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did NOT allow my Son to take the Chicago Police test!

Best decision made for him considering the Socialist activities of this crooked town!

I paid for him to go to trade school instead!

Best investment made for my family and now we all talk about moving out of Illinois, especially after I retire!

BYE! Bye! Chicago and Illinois!

10/14/2018 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing is being done to address serious pension reform which is needed NOW. Democrats are leading your pensions into non-existence sooner than later. The IL Republican Party is totally ineffective. No platform, no Alpha leadership, no Standards. If I'm wrong, where the fook are the standard bearers? WTF!?

10/14/2018 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'd have to be nuts to sign up for a CPD job these days. Get knifed to death or spend 20-30 years in the can for defending yourself.

10/14/2018 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cpd friends can't wait for 55 …. 100k.. but they say job now peels days , weeks from life


******* Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hard to believe $100k job going begging.

10/14/2018 03:53:00 PM

10/14/2018 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jamal Green has plenty of friends that would apply if they could. Just keep lowering those requirements. I can see it now, the future force will be full of Gender X types, various SJW snowflakes and so called reformed thugs. The firearm will be replaced with a toy gun that shoots jellybeans and plays "We Are the World".

10/14/2018 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drop the college requirement so I can apply!


You probably have more sense than most of these new liberal educated college grads.

10/14/2018 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my first few months of retirement, I started to go out to places that I didn’t have time to go to when I worked for the CPD. I visited places that were quiet, clean, staffed by people who generally seemed pleasant. No cursing, loud, dummies who think they were some wise mouth comic. Didn’t look for another job because being as my wife and I are empty nesters. I didn’t need one. Still in the area but moved out of Chicago. There’s a whole new world out there that lives without CPD bullshit. Learn how to save money and invest in stocks and mutual funds. And always cut your losses and don’t be afraid to take a profit.

10/14/2018 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Political scapegoats.

10/14/2018 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I retired a couple of years ago and I'm going to apply so I can be the police again.

10/14/2018 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why I roll my eyes when 'activists' demand that "we need police that live in the neighborhoods they serve!"

If the activists want police that live in the neighborhood they serve, why don't they apply? "Become the change!" Get people from the neighborhood to become the police.

All they have to do is be (relatively) sober, lierate, crime free.

10/14/2018 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There seems to be a lot of police experts who know how to do our job. We need all of you so you can show us the correct way to handle all the people with knives, bats and guns.

You forgot to mention PCP impairment.

10/14/2018 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a choice between being the Police and being a Porn star.

So I chose being the Police and ended up getting fucked more.

10/14/2018 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember in the 70s NYC. They dropped the residence requirements from the 5 Boroughs to the 3? Neighboring counties. CPD needs to do that. Will, Lake, Dupage

10/14/2018 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apply for CPD? Whoa I've NEVER been that high!

10/14/2018 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming to Chgo next

https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/1051464608337330178?s=19

10/14/2018 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell would want to be a cop in a big city? Everything is BS racism. When there’s no cops everything goes to hell.
MS

10/14/2018 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

Every once in a while I find myself in the position of giving career advice to a youngster who is considering law enforcement. I tell them that while it is an honorable and often well paying profession, one should avoid doing it in a major metropolitan area due to the political shitheads' self destructive tendencies, including but certainly not limited to sacrificing honest cops on the altar of left wing shenanigans.

10/14/2018 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

React without reaction: What cops should do when being recorded

To avoid becoming a YouTube star, police officers should aim to be as boring as possible when a member of the public is recording them

https://www.policeone.com/patrol-issues/articles/471666006-React-without-reaction-What-cops-should-do-when-being-recorded/


rb

10/14/2018 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lower the age for insurance to 50yrs old with 25 years on the job. See the goal for the city is that you die. The national average age of a police officer is 55 when either you die or get terminally ill. Meanwhile the Mayor and all those useless part time alderman walk away with a real nice pension and insurance package. Why?!

WTF are you talking about. Pure nonsense and your statistics are plain wrong Pension is loaded with 60, 70, 80 year olds thousands of them and a few in the 90’s

10/14/2018 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why has no one questioned why when Eddie Johnson's son entered the academy they did away with the power test and once he finished they reinstituted the test? Sounds like a lawsuit for people who had to take it and failed.

Nobody fails the power test once they get into the academy. They just can’t run until the power test comes up. Then it’s a miracle and they pass

10/14/2018 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My kids have college degrees and now work in the trades. Thave multiple options with which to support themselves that do not involve living in Chicago and being put in prison by Kim's Krew

Fuck being the police.

Good move having them get college degrees and then work in the trades.

10/15/2018 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey fop, you better be axing for some tall dough in our new contract$$$$$$$$$$$

10/14/2018 06:02:00 AM

stop taking selfies, stop texting, stop yacking endlessly to whomever is on the other end of the conversation and put your phone down for a few minutes. essentially, take your head out of your ass. look up and take note of the current climate around us and the department. spend a few minutes surveying the conditions. now that you have assessed the world around you, do you think tall dough is coming our way?

10/15/2018 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lower the age for insurance to 50yrs old with 25 years on the job. See the goal for the city is that you die. The national average age of a police officer is 55 when either you die or get terminally ill. Meanwhile the Mayor and all those useless part time alderman walk away with a real nice pension and insurance package. Why?!

Don’t know or care about national average. Care about Chicago average which is pretty good. You do realize there are more retirees than active CPD officers. If our age is 55 to get insurance than how are there 14,000 retirees over that age. I’m pretty sure at least one officer is suffering from terminal stupidity

10/15/2018 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
When is the next Fire Dept. test?
10/14/2018 02:58:00 PM

No shortage of applicants for that one everyone wants to be a fireman last test was like 25,000 I'm still on the list!

10/15/2018 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Change the age to 50 again. Those older ones in my class were great Police . While only for 10-15 Years they did well some even less

10/15/2018 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the city allowed lateral transfers from other departments/states without having to go through the entire academy and start at the bottom of the pay scale they would get plenty of applicants. Not to mention lifting the residency.

10/15/2018 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:52
The exact reason why so many should not be the police. They call a supervisor for “potential violence” on how to proceed. A bunch of idiot millennials who can’t do anything without an “app” or another human being directing them on every move they make. Pathetic.

10/15/2018 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I did NOT allow my Son to take the Chicago Police test!

Best decision made for him considering the Socialist activities of this crooked town!

I paid for him to go to trade school instead!

Best investment made for my family and now we all talk about moving out of Illinois, especially after I retire!

BYE! Bye! Chicago and Illinois!

10/14/2018 05:49:00 PM
Did not allow, guess your son still needs mom and dad to wipe his mouth, no wonder kids are so screwed up today, when do your kids become “adults?” Is your son still living in your basement wearing Star Wars pajamas?

10/15/2018 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Lower the age for insurance to 50yrs old with 25 years on the job. See the goal for the city is that you die. The national average age of a police officer is 55 when either you die or get terminally ill. Meanwhile the Mayor and all those useless part time alderman walk away with a real nice pension and insurance package. Why?!

Great stat. 55 Evidently CPD officers never got the memo. From the Pension Board
Retired officers
70-79. 3,185
80-85. 533
90-94. 120
86-90. 387

And that’s just the males

10/15/2018 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Porn star

Spit my coffee out Hilarious!

10/14/2018 08:08:00 PM

10/15/2018 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'...I did NOT allow my Son to take the Chicago Police test..."

Department doesn't need anyone whose parents still tell them what to do

10/15/2018 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the city allowed lateral transfers from other departments/states without having to go through the entire academy and start at the bottom of the pay scale they would get plenty of applicants. Not to mention lifting the residency.

10/15/2018 03:35:00 AM

I can't imagine who would want to make a lateral transfer into the department if they had done any research at all and became aware of the incompetency of who is leading and how one gets promoted a great deal of the time (i.e. merit, or cheating). And then there is the status of the pension fund and the fact the department and city never stands behind their officers. Sounds like a great lateral move for sure! If it were possible to lateral in, I would suspect it would not be the cream of the crop applying. Even if they lifted residency, taxes are high in Illinois and there are better places to live today.

10/15/2018 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Michael Spaargaren said...

I retired at age 50. My daughter is 7 y.o. and pretty much forgot I was the police already. I am not letting her join CPD.

10/15/2018 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was in the late 60's when coppers worked to 63 years of age , forced off and averaged less than 18 pensions checks . Top pay then was maybe $8500 a year

10/15/2018 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

milenials , skinny jeans , tight shirts are afraid to do police work
don't let all the sheep dog , blue line patches on uniforms and off duty jackets fool you .

10/15/2018 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If the city allowed lateral transfers from other departments/states without having to go through the entire academy and start at the bottom of the pay scale they would get plenty of applicants. Not to mention lifting the residency.

10/15/2018 03:35:00 AM

Who in their right mind would leave a good suburban police job to come to the CPD? Especially now? And then to top it off they’re told they have to move out of their nice big house in the quiet burbs and pay a lot more for a tiny house in Chicago. Hell no! The sess pool of Portland Oregon is constantly looking for laterals, but aren’t getting many takers and they don’t even have any restrictions on residency. Cops can live out of state.

10/15/2018 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's a great job, good pay and benefits, very secure. You just have to learn to adapt. Good luck to those that want the job for the right reasons.

10/15/2018 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Don’t do it! The public hates the police and will sue you just because. Plus, no one in this dept stands behind you. You have commanders jumping up and down clapping when JVD got convicted. It’s insane.

10/14/2018 03:43:00 PM

In response, I'll jump up and down and clap when ex commander KenJ. gets convicted for stealing ten years worth of his deceased mother's social security benefits.
Hope he paid income tax on his ill gotten gains.

10/15/2018 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It’s so sad what has happened to this city and this department. There is so much negativity to the police but what is more sickening is the constant BS by this CPD administration. There is so much division and we are falling apart from the inside out. The ones that should be fired get better spots. Eddie how it it that a Commander of police holds her boyfriend hostage with her gun, slashed his tires, and stalks him and gets arrested and charged. Instead of her losing her job she gets a gold star in the inspection division. That is ridiculous. Trahanas should be in jail and Harris was hidden there cuz wherever he goes his troops hate him. Add Escamilla to the shitty boss list. He’s a sell out and a suck up so give him another merit promotion.

Commander K Johnson from 007 is glad you left him off that list. In the event you have a problem with him tell him to his face. He'll be at the local Social Security Office if you need to find him.

10/14/2018 03:16:00 PM

10/15/2018 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous The OverSeer said...

I'm not a cop but from reading this blog the head assholes Rahm-it and Special Ed have taken a noble profession and desecrated it. With all the BS going on how could you ever do your jobs with your hands tied behind your back? If I worked there I would be so fetal it would be just sperm and egg! Fuck them! Certainly there should be no questions why there cannot be enough recruits and if there is let them read over here for a bit.

10/15/2018 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In today's world, why the fuck would any one want to be the POLICE????????????????

10/15/2018 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the city allowed lateral transfers from other departments/states without having to go through the entire academy and start at the bottom of the pay scale they would get plenty of applicants. Not to mention lifting the residency.

why would I leave my low crime suburb for Chicago. You guys are making for money but I get to live anywhere I want, actually get days off. I would never go to CPD.

10/15/2018 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nothing is being done to address serious pension reform which is needed NOW. Democrats are leading your pensions into non-existence sooner than later. The IL Republican Party is totally ineffective. No platform, no Alpha leadership, no Standards. If I'm wrong, where the fook are the standard bearers? WTF!?
10/14/2018 06:08:00 PM

Abolish TIF Districts there is plenty of money no need for reform!

https://www.cookcountyclerk.com/news/cook-county-tifs-bring-record-1-billion-according-clerk-orr-transit-tif-revenue-doubled

10/15/2018 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see all these Copper friends and acquaintances on Facebook proudly declaring their son or daughter got on CPD. I think to myself, I know the $ is good, but what the hell are you/they thinking!!!?

10/16/2018 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, I’m sure after what happened to Jason, you have people tripping over each other trying to get those applications in. NOT!

10/16/2018 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to retire from this SHIT HOLE. Yes, I said SHIT HOLE !!!!

10/16/2018 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The national average age of a police officer is 55 when either you die or get terminally ill.
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This stat has been repeated over and over again but is completely false. Even police unions have repeated it in their newsletters without bothering to do even a tiny amount of research to determine if it is indeed true.

10/16/2018 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The national average age of a police officer is 55 when either you die or get terminally ill.
==========
This stat has been repeated over and over again but is completely false. Even police unions have repeated it in their newsletters without bothering to do even a tiny amount of research to determine if it is indeed true.

10/16/2018 11:15:00 AM

The average CPD retirees age is probably 65 or older. The pension stats listed above show over 4,000 retirees about the age of 70

10/16/2018 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next, the city will hire carnival barkers to grab people walking down the sidewalk into the test site.

10/28/2018 08:42:00 AM  

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