Thursday, January 17, 2019

Beware Gallows Crew

A warning from a reader:
  • Heads up. He’s contacted FSS [Field Services Section - SCC] to see what can be done to lift prints from any copies found in the building. You folks WILL be seeing copies of that inventoried as well as blanket CR #s coming down the pipe. Once it’s narrowed down and a few sacrificial lamb are identified, you will see them get hammered. This directly from someone at IAD. You have been warned. That said, keep the good work, just be smart about it. The Gallows are the bomb.
So if you see a copy lying around, make sure you handle it so you can add your name to the list of, "Yeah, I saw it. I thought it was a lost piece of paper and I picked it up."

Is this really a good use of Department resources....and taxpayer dollars? It's satirical and sarcastic in the extreme. Do taxpayers want to have to payout more money because another over-promoted dumbass thinks they're above criticism?

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90 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the resistance is getting to them lol

The Resistance 1

Dumb White Shirts 0

1/17/2019 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can firing squads be far off?

1/17/2019 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wut?

Really?

>Pffft!<

This A S S ought to be made commander of Bulk Storage
down on 39th & Michigan and sent there every day for
12 hour tours.

No cell phone...
Use the land line.

No radio either...

He can shout commands and threaten to
get CR#s on the rats.

Jayzus... It must take a lot of energy
to be such a thin skinned pussy and
a prick at the same time.

Launch this bust-out before he gets some
Copper(s) hurt with his antics.

1/17/2019 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Curtin and Willie The Whale tried this in the early 90s.

Jethro and Granny didn’t care

1/17/2019 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so ridiculous it’s really not believable. Finger prints don’t mean anything. Numerous people can touch it for any number of reasons.

1/17/2019 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fingerprints off of a piece of paper? And no ink, something else to make the print stand out like on a print card? LOL... screw this "we're dusting for prints" bullshit. It's designed to get people to tense up and incriminate themselves.

There's nothing wrong here - the cost of whatever 'resources' the Dept. might have sprung for if the thing got copied in a Dept. facility is even less than de minimus. Cost of supplies aside, it's parody, satire, and that's legally protected too.

No one's got time to answer actual calls from citizens asking for help, or to process drug samples seized, and they think someone's going to fuck around wasting time doing some magical crap to get prints off a piece of paper that anyone could have picked up off the ground? Whatever.

1/17/2019 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t and won’t ever happen.. signed someone in field services.

1/17/2019 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I touched it. Made some copies, too. I also stayed late last month, and didn't drop a slip, so I figure that makes us square on the cost of the copies.

1/17/2019 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck, IAD is a joke !

1/17/2019 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, since you posted it here, any one could have downloaded and printed it. Is there a rule for distribution of public domain publications?

1/17/2019 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Curtin reincarnated!

Have every piss-bum in the district touch a copy and leave it in the roll call room or slide it under his office door or send it to him in the department mail.

One jagoff channeling a dead jagoff!

1/17/2019 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really?

Trying to get a fingerprint lift off a photocopy?

Is this out of The Onion?

Or is this a live version of the old
Mad Magazine "Spy Vs. Spy?"

Escamerit needs to psyched off the job,
his FOID card busted and every weapon
down to his butter knives confiscated.

Lunatic!

1/17/2019 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Gallows Reporter in Boston said...

Blow me Escamerit

1/17/2019 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Takes me back to the days when someone stink bombed Tricky’s locker and the entire 011th District third watch caught a CR.

It was worth it.

1/17/2019 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous ET said...

FSS = FORENSIC Services Section for this purpose.

Yes, it’s true, they called us here at Latent to see how successful the lifting of impressions from paper is. Answer: Very good (without going into details of how and why).

They also inquired if our tech Guys can pull the chips from in-house copy machines to determine if copies were made using department resources.

The witch-hunt has officially begun. Be smart with your shenanigans 025

1/17/2019 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A James Comey style witch hunt?

1/17/2019 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems most cops never worked a “real” job before taking a position.
For what you get paid, it’s easy money.
Try construction or roofing work if you want to see what real labor is about.

1/17/2019 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob Burns from the 6 th Dist was a Ed Burke guy he also was asshole !

1/17/2019 05:58:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Some people cannot stand being criticized. They should each be sent a Boo Boo Kitty.

Boo Boo Kitty was made famous in what iconic TV Show?

Before you answer, you must.....

Kees me you fool!!!!

1/17/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3rd grade on steroids
don't play with guns & prints
outlaws & boy scouts

1/17/2019 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall in the days of the original Gallows that Curtin wanted IAD to lift the fingerprints from copies of one edition.
ADS Hoke called Curtin and told him to read the First Amendment of the US Constitution and then forget about it. He had common sense.

1/17/2019 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the swat white shirts. Threatening and intimidating us about staying off “the blog.” Private counseling sessions if we are having any contact with a certain sergeant that left the team in complete disgust of the swat chain of command. The goofball ML threatened several of us, so we took it to the IG. CPD needs more officers to stand up and file law suits against these white shirts.

1/17/2019 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prints? Starting to get fun, I hope your not trying test our intelligence and think your smarter than us “only blue shirts” because you wear a white shirt ? There’s plenty of ways to make sure those gallows get distributed . Fax, mail, courier etc. it’s fun to think that every time a PO goes out of town you can send a gallow to make sure that recipient got a copy . Let the games begin !!!

1/17/2019 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“.........Ah but the strawberries, that’s where I had them but they laughed at me and made jokes. But I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t pulled the Caine out of action....”
Escamerit, just go away you little prick and try not to stress too much about karma biting you in the ass. Just pray that when it does come and it will, hope for a short, slow moving freight train instead of, “The Continental Express” coming to ream you a new asshole. Take the inflated pension that you didn’t earn and go piss in the wind.

1/17/2019 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me think this is bullshit. But to the Gallows, stay stealth and please don't trust anyone.

1/17/2019 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Sgt.Saunders CPD (ret) said...

Viva The Resistance!

1/17/2019 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this Goof have a case of the Tics yet????....Constantly looking over his shoulder????....What an ASS CLOWN for sure....

1/17/2019 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Takes me back to the days when someone stink bombed Tricky’s locker and the entire 011th District third watch caught a CR.

It was worth it.

1/17/2019 02:58:00 AM

Or when dubs lock got cement glued to his locker when he was on furlough Hahahah. Well worth the blanket CR

1/17/2019 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wear gloves, and use a copy machine somewhere else

1/17/2019 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long ago was involved in something similar was questioned and said "i don't recall" and finally they knew I didn't recall end of bullshit waste of resources! no 1 can make you recall anything the golden rule is never admit anything let them prove everything!

1/17/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just fired the guy who fills the copy machine with paper, ....his prints were all over ....

1/17/2019 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous bratton fan said...

Of course fingerprints are pretty tough to lift from paper. I know from a mail ballot fraud case I helped investigate. We couldn't get prints, and the techs absolutely weren't surprised.

1/17/2019 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The democrat thought police are on the case!

1/17/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if they could identify the copy machine that copied the LIE Tenants test for the NOBLES to pass around? Mrs. Fenner? what about it?

1/17/2019 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes Mr IAD asshat
I touched it
I also read it thoroughly
I laughed so hard I peed a little
Want a sample?
But how about you point out something written
on it that’s not true.

1/17/2019 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Sir Donkey, Esq. said...

I always used latex surgical gloves.

Time for your daily morning enema and douche, Escamilla. Be sure to boil the water to at least 180 degrees Fahrenheit before adding an equal part of hydrochloric acid.

Ain't no pity in Donkey City.

1/17/2019 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall when George Sams was Area Two commander. Some of the detectives put a dead raccoon in the dropped ceiling just over his desk. Sams did not notice the smell for a few days, but did notice the ooze dripping through the ceiling onto his desk. He called the crime lab to process the scene. Nothing ever came of it, but it was funny.

1/17/2019 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Good luck, IAD is a joke !

1/17/2019 01:21:00 AM

Yes it is and always has been. But, when they really want to do something professional, which is rare, they are capable, mildly. The unit is full of clout folks who are there not because they know how to do the job, but because they want a special unit with good hours.

1/17/2019 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous 5th Column (Gallows ITK.) said...

Sure we used the company Xerox machine and company paper. How else are we going to distribute this important media device at such a low cost? The best excuse I heard in the 90's was "I thought it was a daily bulletin when I picked it up. I then realized it wasn't so I put it down on the desk."

Long Live the Gallows...it has lived to see Cmmdr Joe Curtain, and Lt. Finnegan buried, and will see Escamerit and some of his hacks go down too.

1/17/2019 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They get caught I bet they’re taking more than 7 days

1/17/2019 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 01:21:AM

My friend I would be careful if I were you. IAD is a pretty muscular and robust organization. They have new equipment and training which allows them to covertly install audiovideo equipment and go up on Title III intercepts of department telephones, data devices and yes copiers. IAD has gotten enhanced funding. The bureau’s specially recruited and trained Police Agents are using federal authorities gained as a result of being cross designated and sworn in task force agents with the FBI Public Corruption Squads and OCDETF case specific deputizations with the DEA can now now trace and investigate criminal behavior by PO’s anywhere in the USA or around the globe. IAD travels a lot! So be careful about thinking that Police Agents are Barney Fife. They are more like William Chance in To Live and Die in L.A. except IAD builds cases that are smart, by the book and prosecutable! My buddy is a boss in IAD and when talks about his unit it makes my toes curl.

1/17/2019 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoke with A PO from field services who said it’s virtually impossible to get prints off of paper, although It is possible but in most cases it doesn’t happen. They use a magnetic powder for attempting to lift prints from paper, the PO even sent me s video on YouTube if anyone wants to look it up it’s titled (developing latent fingerprints with magnetic powder). Esacamerit we got people in FSS too probably more than you. It must upset you that everyone is a step ahead of you!!!!!! No go cry to IAD


25th district resisitance

1/17/2019 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To "1/17/2019 02:58:00 AM" maybe that's where it all began...in 011!!! TRICKY and Escamerit both roamed the halls of 011 right along with a shitload of other whack-jobs that made it up the ranks. I think it's in the water there.

1/17/2019 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha-ha.
Time machine hot tub. (Watch out for the shower).
They’ll going to try to say it’s the image that triggered the investigation.

But anyway, Joe C done the same.
Shakedowns for rats, screaming fits and rants, beat bouncing threats by Lts happened.
Things got so out of control, these shaky bosses once took a toilet stall door off the hinges to send to the lab.
Nothing came of this.
Keep the Gallows going.

What Me Worry?
Took HQ some 4-5 or so years before they lateraled Joe C out.
Stay Fetal.

1/17/2019 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Don't they need an RD or a CR Number?

1/17/2019 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is BS. Just somebody trying to scare people off. Won't, or shouldn't, work.

1/17/2019 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Sir Donkey's Stable Hand said...

And here the Gallows crew were probably worried that their first issue would be ignored. Good luck with trying to use the copy machines in 025 to catch the culprits. I have it on good authority that the copies were made at a library in Oak Lawn. Or so I was told..... Happy hunting Tony. XOXOXO

1/17/2019 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fingerprints off of a piece of paper? And no ink, something else to make the print stand out like on a print card? LOL... screw this "we're dusting for prints" bullshit. It's designed to get people to tense up and incriminate themselves.

There's nothing wrong here - the cost of whatever 'resources' the Dept. might have sprung for if the thing got copied in a Dept. facility is even less than de minimus. Cost of supplies aside, it's parody, satire, and that's legally protected too.

No one's got time to answer actual calls from citizens asking for help, or to process drug samples seized, and they think someone's going to fuck around wasting time doing some magical crap to get prints off a piece of paper that anyone could have picked up off the ground? Whatever.

1/17/2019 12:37:00 AM

Whatever? You must be a sideline observer or you are very new to this job, but regardless of which is true, you are very naïve.

First, you leave fingerprints on everything you touch. You are being very foolish to doubt it. How your fingerprint is officially used or not officially used against you is the question.

Second, using or consuming city resources for personal use is a form of theft, no wiggle room. Once established that city resources were used or consumed, how it is used or not used against the accused is the question. A case in point is today's revelation about the investigation of escamerit. He gets 7 days when he should have been, without question, discharged.

Third, when they want to get you, do you think they give a shit about calls for service or satisfying other parts of the department's main mission or the amount of the cost in time and/or money spent to do the investigation? If you think those common sense factors are taken into consideration, as they might be considered in private industry, you are very inexperienced.

You would be wise to never again make the error of applying common sense to the internal workings of this job because you will be foolish in doing so. And, you will be setting yourself up for a long suspension or being discharged.

1/17/2019 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it safe to assume that some individual could have access to a fingerprint database? If so, https://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Fingerprints is informative on latent fingerprints. Sure I touched it - I could have sworn I saw somebody that resembled Al Capone drop it. Or perhaps a merit of someones choice -

1/17/2019 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’ll be receiving copies via department mail from his friends in 007!!!! This couldn’t happen to a bigger squid I love it.

1/17/2019 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

They say that recycling is the environmentally responsible thing to do. Many businesses have a box in the copy/print room where the office drones can put paper from failed prints so it can be reused for taking notes, paper airplanes, etc. Does CPD HQ have one of those too? Asking for a friend.

1/17/2019 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can be done with a squirt of some secret spy liquid, forgot what it’s called..it can reveal prints off paper.
But why would the dept waste their time on this trivial nonsense ?
What, to get some bs CR number and tie up iAd and other resources on a witch hunt ?
This guy caused this all by himself. Let’s start with the babysitting and police chauffeur escapades. Own it a$$hole.

Time for Johnson to wake the f#ck up and stop making a mockery of this dept. Merit promoting an officer who changed her name to a cop killer, merit promoting the nominee of a forced-out merit commander who defrauded the federal government, marrying one of the Lt test cheaters, the list is beginning to look like a well-worn, multiple page west-sider’s rap sheet. How about dumping this 025 cmdr back to Lt to work midnights at the 003rd district. He should be terminated, 30 days pending and hiding out in call back.

1/17/2019 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked in 016 in the mid 90's and used to look forward to the latest issue of the Gallows. Sir Donkey, that stuff was so funny. They even had a Stalag 017 from Albany Park, it wasn't as funny as the Gallows, but it was a good effort. I'm glad you fellas picked your spikes back up and are taking to the field again.

1/17/2019 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD has no tec guys, the tec guys could not open an new yahoo e mail account. The serve that maintains copy machines would not remove a chip to give to IAD. Legal aspects.
The used copy machines will prove what, some used them to print the gallows. Big fucking deal. Anybody from in-house units to outside units come and go and print away.

1/17/2019 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love the GALLOWS. boy the moral of the troops always in the gutter. keep your heads high. ladies and gents

1/17/2019 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what law was broken that tgey think tgey can use government resources i pay for to investigate this.

1/17/2019 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone remember the Fudd Times om 025, which began with Captain Fudd uttering the phrase 'gentlemen, feel the screws tightening" Oh man, those were the days

1/17/2019 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all need to foia on what the cost of this investigation into someones first amendment right is costing the department and get it to media to ask question why money was spent on it.....

1/17/2019 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 01:21:AM

"My friend I would be careful if I were you. IAD is a pretty muscular and robust organization. They have new equipment and training which allows them to covertly install audiovideo equipment and go up on Title III intercepts of department telephones, data devices and yes copiers. IAD has gotten enhanced funding. The bureau’s specially recruited and trained Police Agents are using federal authorities gained as a result of being cross designated and sworn in task force agents with the FBI Public Corruption Squads and OCDETF case specific deputizations with the DEA can now now trace and investigate criminal behavior by PO’s anywhere in the USA or around the globe. IAD travels a lot! So be careful about thinking that Police Agents are Barney Fife. They are more like William Chance in To Live and Die in L.A. except IAD builds cases that are smart, by the book and prosecutable! My buddy is a boss in IAD and when talks about his unit it makes my toes curl."

Yeah, and how did things turn out for William Chance and his partner John Vukovich in " to Live and Die In LA?"
Not so good methinks.

1/17/2019 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all need to foia on what the cost of this investigation into someones first amendment right is costing the department and get it to media to ask question why money was spent on it.....

1/17/2019 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha will take how long to get prints back if ever. Gloves might be a good idea even better get someone connected to get prints on some blank paper and put those on the tools car window or under door. LOL at the fall out.

1/17/2019 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time I walk into 25 I expect to see everyone wearing gloves

1/17/2019 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

Three years ago I decided to take the swat test. I made it and I didn’t have any clout. Was it legit? About as legiti as any other CPD promotion exam. I give it a C-

I was just happy to be out of patrol and proud to be wearing a SWAT uniform. I thought we would be training and doing some cool stuff. Was I in for a surprise. Some of the biggest dorks are over here to include Sgts and POs. These guys suck over here!!! I would not trust these wannabe seals dress the part but really suck!!! We don’t train at all.

The older dog asses on the team ruined it for us. Now we have to rotate watches and have assigned day off groups.
This place is ten times more fucked up then a district.

1/17/2019 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just have Escamerit's son make the copies.

1/17/2019 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO:
"Anonymous at 01:21:AM

My friend I would be careful if I were you. IAD is a pretty muscular and robust organization. They have new equipment and training which allows them to covertly install audiovideo equipment and go up on Title III intercepts of department telephones, data devices and yes copiers. IAD has gotten enhanced funding. The bureau’s specially recruited and trained Police Agents are using federal authorities gained as a result of being cross designated and sworn in task force agents with the FBI Public Corruption Squads and OCDETF case specific deputizations with the DEA can now now trace and investigate criminal behavior by PO’s anywhere in the USA or around the globe. IAD travels a lot! So be careful about thinking that Police Agents are Barney Fife. They are more like William Chance in To Live and Die in L.A. except IAD builds cases that are smart, by the book and prosecutable! My buddy is a boss in IAD and when talks about his unit it makes my toes curl.

1/17/2019 10:53:00 AM"

Oh my God!! What flavor of Cool Aid are you drinking? I really want some. IAD don't got squat! Their last 2 tech has been gone for more than 5 years already if I could remember . . . . too long ago. All their equipment is from the late 90's to early 2000's. I can see that your buddy in IAD likes to make up shit just to amuse you bec you are so gullible.

1/17/2019 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. "real" job,
Yeah, right about that, except for
Joe Friday and Bill Gannon.
Both worked in radio/TV before joining LAPD.
They both saw enough human scum to last a lifetime.
Drunks, pill poppers, vipers, and all kinds of degenerate
sexual behavior. The change to police work was a bit of
a relief and they both loved what they did for a living, so
in that sense they never worked another day in their lives.

1/17/2019 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....did someone mention carpenters & roofers.
totally agree. neighbor was h.s. jock. got drafted to
SouthEast Asia league. came back, joined he force.
still has the jocko mentality. asks me to keep an eye on
his house, going away for a week. then tells me he has
alarms and cameras inside. (then WTF do you need me
to watch your house?)

1/17/2019 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sounds like the swat white shirts. Threatening and intimidating us about staying off “the blog.” Private counseling sessions if we are having any contact with a certain sergeant that left the team in complete disgust of the swat chain of command. The goofball ML threatened several of us, so we took it to the IG. CPD needs more officers to stand up and file law suits against these white shirts.

1/17/2019 07:28:00 AM

Here we go again. News stories that never happen, scandals that never hit, now an IG investigation that doesn’t exist. You’ve been talking bullshit for two years. Nobody cares. Or believes you anymore. Shut up already.

1/17/2019 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoke with A PO from field services who said it’s virtually impossible to get prints off of paper, although It is possible but in most cases it doesn’t happen. They use a magnetic powder for attempting to lift prints from paper, the PO even sent me s video on YouTube if anyone wants to look it up it’s titled (developing latent fingerprints with magnetic powder). Esacamerit we got people in FSS too probably more than you. It must upset you that everyone is a step ahead of you!!!!!! No go cry to IAD


25th district resisitance


Pfft obviously you haven’t seen Beverly Hills cop! All you need is crazy glue!!!

1/17/2019 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Gallows is finger printed, and time wasted tracking down author, just think of all the new, unintended readership! Theyll see the truth. Classic

1/17/2019 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OT

Three years ago I decided to take the swat test. I made it and I didn’t have any clout. Was it legit? About as legiti as any other CPD promotion exam. I give it a C-

I was just happy to be out of patrol and proud to be wearing a SWAT uniform. I thought we would be training and doing some cool stuff. Was I in for a surprise. Some of the biggest dorks are over here to include Sgts and POs. These guys suck over here!!! I would not trust these wannabe seals dress the part but really suck!!! We don’t train at all.

The older dog asses on the team ruined it for us. Now we have to rotate watches and have assigned day off groups.This place is ten times more fucked up then a district.

1/17/2019 06:38:00 PM


Did your little taint tingle when you posted this?


1/17/2019 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what law was broken that tgey think tgey can use government resources i pay for to investigate this.

1/17/2019 05:15:00 PM

Do you want your tax dollars to pay for the police to act as chauffeurs and babysitters for autistic children of adulterous criminals? If not, then you should easily see what laws were broken here. Fucking simpleton.

1/18/2019 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHhhh Haaaaa Haaaaa Delicate egos dented and broken again I LOVE IT! Gallows For Mayor!!

1/18/2019 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the Mad Shower Shitter in 025 back in mid 90's

1/18/2019 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three years ago I decided to take the swat test. I made it and I didn’t have any clout. Was it legit? About as legiti as any other CPD promotion exam. I give it a C-

I was just happy to be out of patrol and proud to be wearing a SWAT uniform. I thought we would be training and doing some cool stuff. Was I in for a surprise. Some of the biggest dorks are over here to include Sgts and POs. These guys suck over here!!! I would not trust these wannabe seals dress the part but really suck!!! We don’t train at all.

The older dog asses on the team ruined it for us. Now we have to rotate watches and have assigned day off groups.This place is ten times more fucked up then a district.

No one put a gun to your head to go to SWAT. was your choice. But you got the take home

1/18/2019 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries.
FatHeadEd is very understanding with his discipline: see the 7 days he gave Escamerit.

1/18/2019 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow this guy is a real ASSHOLE!!!!

1/18/2019 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Three years ago I decided to take the swat test. I made it and I didn’t have any clout. Was it legit? About as legiti as any other CPD promotion exam. I give it a C-

I was just happy to be out of patrol and proud to be wearing a SWAT uniform. I thought we would be training and doing some cool stuff. Was I in for a surprise. Some of the biggest dorks are over here to include Sgts and POs. These guys suck over here!!! I would not trust these wannabe seals dress the part but really suck!!! We don’t train at all.

The older dog asses on the team ruined it for us. Now we have to rotate watches and have assigned day off groups.This place is ten times more fucked up then a district.




If it is so bad, please bid out and come back to patrol. We would love to have the extra body. Im guessing you wont have the balls to do that.

1/18/2019 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Gallows is finger printed, and time wasted tracking down author, just think of all the new, unintended readership! Theyll see the truth. Classic

1/17/2019 10:27:00 PM

Who says once identified, they will track him/her/them down? They could, but they likely will not. Why get involved in a messy 1st amendment thing when it is unnecessary? Rather, they'll use the identity to mess over the identified person(s) in any, subtle way possible. The identified person(s) will be persona non grata without ever really knowing it. And, retribution does not necessarily have to be exacted immediately. They can be patient. The exempt whisper-vine will pass the information along to wherever the identified person(s) is going or trying to go. Subtle retribution is not a rare occurrence on this job.

1/18/2019 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Three years ago I decided to take the swat test. I made it and I didn’t have any clout. Was it legit? About as legiti as any other CPD promotion exam. I give it a C-

I was just happy to be out of patrol and proud to be wearing a SWAT uniform. I thought we would be training and doing some cool stuff. Was I in for a surprise. Some of the biggest dorks are over here to include Sgts and POs. These guys suck over here!!! I would not trust these wannabe seals dress the part but really suck!!! We don’t train at all.

The older dog asses on the team ruined it for us. Now we have to rotate watches and have assigned day off groups.This place is ten times more fucked up then a district.

No one put a gun to your head to go to SWAT. was your choice. But you got the take home





You can always go back to the watch, big guy.

1/19/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should charge a nickel a copy then a customer is paying for a news copy . now protected speech, just saying.

1/19/2019 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Remember the Mad Shower Shitter in 025 back in mid 90's

1/18/2019 11:56:00 AM

Yep. Hes a Det working days on the desk at the JISC.

1/19/2019 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/17/2019 01:38:00 PM

Lighten up Francis . . .

1/19/2019 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/18/2019 11:21:00 PM

Lighten up Francis II . . .

1/19/2019 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in 025 for the original gallows. They were always hit in 025 and citywide. Keep up the good work sounds like you have a goof for a commander just like Curtin was.

1/19/2019 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sounds like the swat white shirts. Threatening and intimidating us about staying off “the blog.” Private counseling sessions if we are having any contact with a certain sergeant that left the team in complete disgust of the swat chain of command. The goofball ML threatened several of us, so we took it to the IG. CPD needs more officers to stand up and file law suits against these white shirts.

1/17/2019 07:28:00 AM

Dude, give it a rest already. You should definitely seek professional help. You seem a bit... unhinged...

1/19/2019 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Once upon a time, I was assigned to hunt down the authors of the original gallows. Let's just say all the orders to go through people's garbage, to eavesdrop at Major Hall and to ferret out the writer(s) went in one ear and out the other.

My NEIGHBOR used to be one of the delivery guys, dropping them on district desks. He knew. I knew. But that's as far as it went.

The Gallows was the blog of its day. We ALL looked forward to it. It was entertaining, but it was the truth.

1/19/2019 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what law was broken that tgey think tgey can use government resources i pay for to investigate this.

1/17/2019 05:15:00 PM

Do you want your tax dollars to pay for the police to act as chauffeurs and babysitters for autistic children of adulterous criminals? If not, then you should easily see what laws were broken here. Fucking simpleton.

Wtf. Iso i dont want my money to pay for investigations into the gallows means i support money paying for tgat other shit. Are you fucking stupid?

1/20/2019 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now Retired...

I remember The Gallows from years ago and I am not now able to get hold of it.

If there are no objections by The Gallows reprint it here. Screw Special Ed and IAD.

1/20/2019 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

"...IAD is a muscular and robust organization..."

Muscular and robust are two out of the three words that give me the vapors. Anyone want to guess the third?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/21/2019 12:50:00 PM  

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