What's This?
Someone is putting this on personal cars in a District somewhere:
So who is doing this and where? What makes some inside house mouse suck ass deserving of a certain parking spot rather than the people doing actual work at the position they were hired for? Asking for a friend.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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The new sign will read: “Reserved for inside clouted special people who will get a merit promotion next class” .
005th District CMDR secretary. #Bookit
Les fig. Hope you don’t have a single hair out of place now. Airing out laundry is bad. Remember the proper times for roll call and check off. 9 for 9. 15 percent for time off and stand up inspections. Jobs cleared immediately and GPS for everyone. Lunch is when you call it in and not a second later. Face to face Log every day. Enjoy 001.
You should know by now that is NOT the way of "Saving a space" in Chicago.
Soon you'll be seeing chairs in parking spots - now THAT is the Chicago way.
Imagine chairs in a police parking lot?
YEP - that sounds about right.
Hope they paid the boss the $.50 for the copy....
"This is not your designated copy machine.."
Oooooh, bright orange. Very serious, very scary!
When I cal dibs I put some old lawn furniture in the spot to save it/sarc
So who is doing this and where? What makes some inside house mouse suck ass deserving of a certain parking spot rather than the people doing actual work at the position they were hired for? Asking for a friend.
Labels: dumb ideas
From what I've gathered in the last eight years it's the house mice and desk bunnies that are the back bone of the department and should be revered as such...
Where can I get a few of those signs. I could have a lot of fun posting them on house mouse and dolly cars.
To the car owner who had this placed on their car, I have a simple solution to catch the culprit. Get a dash camera and park in the same spot again. This will show the idiot who believes they won the lot.
Can you please let us know what lot and, about where you parked to receive this note?
The two 007th district commanders secretaries each have their own parking
Spots! One of those two secretaries has a handicapped placard hanging from the rearview mirror!
Oh boy, she's at it again, when give her power, you are in BIG trouble. Bad news
Another very special person.
011 District has had these issues year after year and each time there is change in the front office. Seen it and been on the receiving end of it too. Even gets posted in the C.O. Book to be read in roll call.... smh
Just like the civilian citation clerk in 025,who found it ridiculous that she had to purchase a city sticker. Said didn't need one Skokie. Did you ever find that excrament
While we’re on parking. Sent down to Random last week. That parking lot is out of control. Cars are parked everywhere, on curbs grassy medians and doubled up. Not only could I not find a spot but in a couple of places I couldn’t navigate through the roadway. Unbelievable. Why is it the city can never build adequate parking for any of their facilities? Maybe Vanecko should build a parking garage.
Screw them, many officers that have inside spots really think they are bosses and start telling people what to do. Calling cars in to go pick up food, when you have 4 people on the desk who are afraid to go outside. How do they find the courage to drive to and from work.
I wish somebody would put this on my lifted Jeep Wrangler!
Wonder what would happen if the originator
of this were to find say, a gigantic polycarbonate
dildo epoxied to the driver side of their windshield?
Not that we're advocating such a gasp inducing outrage
but one good laugh should surely follow the other
seeing as how CPD has been deliberately devolved
to such blatant stupidity as some hidey-hole dwelling
inside titmouse depositing a nasty-gram on somebody's
windshield.
Find every screw holding their tenuous grasp on reality
together and back them up a quarter-turn at a time until
they spontaneously self-disassemble.
>BOI-OI-OI-OING!<
Just how stupid can things get around here?
Response should be a sign of your own that says. Guess it is my spot since my car is parked here. Go F**k yourself.
I am entitled to this here spot!
What is this?;
Preckwinkle would halt construction of police academy, dismantle gang database
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/toni-preckwinkle-halt-construction-new-police-academy-dismantle-gang-database/
This article this woman is the worst candidate ever for mayor of the city of Chicago in the history of the city have we ever seen someone running for mayor of the city of Chicago that has bastardize to Chicago police department so readily and has bastardize so many hard-working police officers you read the article it is totally sickening empathetic her pandering the things she does she needs to completely resign from everything and go play with her cats. Hey Tony what about that suburban get any more talks about that you know is the one that was supposedly stolen with the campaign materials in it and then wrecked where is they’re about $80-$100,000 vehicle did you pay For this? Silly me more from the taxpayers as you show you pander to the criminal element is correct!
I believe it is in 011 in the lower level parking lot. It’s very confusing all the signs. Some say police personel while having signs for the engineer. There is 10 LT spots for 606 whom are never seen. Go upstairs in 011 where the good ol area 4 use to be and its bright white with empty desks all the time.
How about the Assist District Secretary with 3 or 4 years on that gets her own designated parking spot. Hmm wonder why nobody does shit and moral is in the dumps in 015? This is just one of many reasons.
Ignore it What can they do. Ticket your car? Tow it? I doubt it and no one will want to be the complainant
Send one to IA D and tell them you also sent one to the mayors office
1/14/2019 12:06:00 AM
Anonymous said...
005th District CMDR secretary. #Bookit
1/14/2019 12:11:00 AM
7 district secretary, (take your pick) there's at least 3.
This reminds me of my next door neighbor. She use to put signs on my personal car saying "Don't park in front of my house". She is either in heaven or hell now !!!!
FOP is in bed with Burke. He owns FOP. Shameful. Personal Health history has been tossed around with out any after thought by leaders in the department , the city , the union etc. Leaks everywhere. Look into COPA . Pension board needs to not disclose personal health information as well in a public forum. Shameful and wrong
Anonymous said...
Where can I get a few of those signs. I could have a lot of fun posting them on house mouse and dolly cars.
1/14/2019 04:16:00 AM
Just be sure the sign doesn't low away. Might I suggest a 4 inch nail, or a can of the new Gorilla Glue aerosol?
Another Dept crisis and another call for entitlement reform and enforcement.
The nerve to take the parking spot of another.
Per News Afflairs the Admin. Sgt is investigating.
No CR initiated.
el’COpa notified.
How much more childish can the department get? who does shit like this what kind of special children are carrying guns working as overpaid secretaries? No wonder CPD is the joke throughout the country, and then look at the leaders the exempt club every time time I look at any of them and they talk it shows just how far down the rabbit hole we have sunk!
Reply on note. It’s not yours either. Call the police if you have a problem
Hmm listen they are thankful for law enforcement as they get a taste of what police go though daily from savages, how about stopping dishonest reporting of police?
Reporter Attacked While Broadcasting Live On Facebook
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/01/13/reporter-attacked-live-facebook/
What does the bimbo drive and what district garage is this in?
I'll happily swing through to check plates and windows for the proper stickers.
Just 2 words for these asswipes
Anonymous said...
Screw them, many officers that have inside spots really think they are bosses and start telling people what to do. Calling cars in to go pick up food, when you have 4 people on the desk who are afraid to go outside. How do they find the courage to drive to and from work.
1/14/2019 07:41:00 AM
the desk should never call in a working car to pick up lunch for the desk. The WC or DC should put a stop to this, but it has been going on forever. Nice to see that nothing shitty really ever goes away. I would bet that the average desk crew is still blowing off work and sending people to other districts.
The joke to end all jokes. Out wonderfully disgraced, federally indicted commander still got a pick. How does that even happen. A pick outside his command even. This department is so fucked up it’s not even funny anymore!!!
Many many years ago a watch commander had my personal car towed from district parking lot while I was working.
I was in a space space in the first row of civilian parking spaces nothing reserved
Because the building engineer did not have his Hollywood parking space. He complained and they towed several cars without calling any owner into district.
I never saw how fast a car was released back to me let alone the claim I filed against city for the tow damage. And the goofy Captain was reprimanded by the then superintendent and retired. This is how the command staff was chosen back then?
If the space is not marked handicapped, watch commander or District commander. Just park in the space.
Years ago in Town Hall there were not enough lockers so guys had to double up unless you were in with the district secretary. Well a good guy and somewhat of a lunatic on the good side who just transferred in asked for a locker. The fat male do nothing secretary opened the desk drawer seeking compensation for the favor. The new guy asked what up with that and he replied with a smart ass answer. The new guy grabbed him out of the chair and pushed him towards and open window and was pushing him through the window. Guys jumped in and the secretary was removed from the job and nothing happened to the copper as it should be. Those were good days
I once got a nasty message in police mail , threatening me not to park in a district lot I’m not assigned to. Thinking I’m using it for easy blue line access. If I park there again, I will be ticketed and towed . They ran my plate , looked me up in the system and sent me the notice. Too bad they didn’t do their homework. My wife works in your district and she’s using this car. I guess some house mouse had nothing better to do
a production manager pulled that nonsense complete with reserved parking signage. he did not like my symbolic banana peel i flipped nearly every day near his car. next thing you know a security camera was installed. company audit of expenses took care of his snowflake ass.
The work of some self important do nothing.
In addition to the earlier antony bullwinkle post,
Bullwinkle = metro p.d.(why should I deal with 2 p.d.s? when I can ruin 1) Watch out suburban guys! The c.p.d./ c.c.s.p.d. fuckery heading your way!
I believe it is in 011 in the lower level parking lot. It’s very confusing all the signs. Some say police personel while having signs for the engineer. There is 10 LT spots for 606 whom are never seen. Go upstairs in 011 where the good ol area 4 use to be and its bright white with empty desks all the time.
There is 2 Lts spots (because there’s 2 Lts; 1 Comanders spot and about 5 Sgts spots for 9 Sgts. Fugitive has half the floor, they’re usually out on the street or in their Det area of assignment, that leaves arson, area north rbt, financial crimes, and major case auto theft team, which only has a handful of dets working at any given time, hence the empty desks. The parking in the lower level is for those units, 011 gets upper level, roof and lots off alley, as well as in front so quit crying.
Oh yeah Escamerit sucks!
This article this woman is the worst candidate ever for mayor of the city of Chicago in the history of the city have we ever seen someone running for mayor of the city of Chicago that has bastardize to Chicago police department so readily and has bastardize so many hard-working police officers you read the article it is totally sickening empathetic her pandering the things she does she needs to completely resign from everything and go play with her cats. Hey Tony what about that suburban get any more talks about that you know is the one that was supposedly stolen with the campaign materials in it and then wrecked where is they’re about $80-$100,000 vehicle did you pay For this? Silly me more from the taxpayers as you show you pander to the criminal element is correct!
-WTF you say????
Probably the 7th district. For the life of me I don’t understand why people think because they work in the office they should have a designated parking space. The Shit is ridiculous and needs to STOP!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is this?;
Preckwinkle would halt construction of police academy, dismantle gang database
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/toni-preckwinkle-halt-construction-new-police-academy-dismantle-gang-database/
This article this woman is the worst candidate ever for mayor of the city of Chicago in the history of the city have we ever seen someone running for mayor of the city of Chicago that has bastardize to Chicago police department so readily and has bastardize so many hard-working police officers you read the article it is totally sickening empathetic her pandering the things she does she needs to completely resign from everything and go play with her cats. Hey Tony what about that suburban get any more talks about that you know is the one that was supposedly stolen with the campaign materials in it and then wrecked where is they’re about $80-$100,000 vehicle did you pay For this? Silly me more from the taxpayers as you show you pander to the criminal element is correct!
Oh for the love of God: somebody rescue prickwinkles cats but first train them to urinate on her and everything she owns. She needs to go. What a toxic waste of space.
I believe it is in 011 in the lower level parking lot. It’s very confusing all the signs. Some say police personel while having signs for the engineer. There is 10 LT spots for 606 whom are never seen. Go upstairs in 011 where the good ol area 4 use to be and its bright white with empty desks all the time.
There is 2 Lts spots (because there’s 2 Lts; 1 Comanders spot and about 5 Sgts spots for 9 Sgts. Fugitive has half the floor, they’re usually out on the street or in their Det area of assignment, that leaves arson, area north rbt, financial crimes, and major case auto theft team, which only has a handful of dets working at any given time, hence the empty desks. The parking in the lower level is for those units, 011 gets upper level, roof and lots off alley, as well as in front so quit crying.
Oh yeah Escamerit sucks!
1/14/2019 06:47:00 PM
Sounds like a lot of poles being smoked. Fugitive??? LOL,a bunch of nerds. Arson?? LOL mules. Major Case Auto Theft? Excuse me???? Financial crimes????ok.
Which unit requires to most juice to qualify for? Talk about a list of people who have been taken care of. You should be parking across the street.
Anonymous said...
How about the Assist District Secretary with 3 or 4 years on that gets her own designated parking spot. Hmm wonder why nobody does shit and moral is in the dumps in 015? This is just one of many reasons.
1/14/2019 11:26:00 AM
ha, 007 has an assist dist secretary with less than 2 years
I love parking in the half floor in the 011 suck it I always parking in the supervisor spots .. they put there pants on just like me I don’t give a fuck
I use to park poll cars in exempt spots at 1121 S. State St. That was before camera's and it make the bosses more nutty then they were.......
Anonymous said...
How about the Assist District Secretary with 3 or 4 years on that gets her own designated parking spot. Hmm wonder why nobody does shit and moral is in the dumps in 015? This is just one of many reasons.
1/14/2019 11:26:00 AM
ha, 007 has an assist dist secretary with less than 2 years
What took her so long?
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