Friday, April 05, 2019

Right up the Block

Next to no coverage on this:
  • Yesterday there was a gang shooting St. Louis/Belden 1340hrs. 2 1/2 Blocks from the new Mayors House. Wasn’t covered by any news. Let’s see if she can stop that in her own front yard.
We're going to have to break out the tape measures again to determine who's house has more shootings nearby - Sparklefarts, the 9.5 Digit Midget or the mayor-elect.

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has she fired kidney stone yet? Hope the officers on deck did not break a finger nail getting out of the squad or bother to conduct an arrest that would be case dismissed

4/05/2019 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First one there get stripped lol...

4/05/2019 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The drain on an already depleted district is massive. The district is down 30 officers from the last 2 years. During watch picks the last 3 years there were 144 officers in 2017, 143 in 2018, and only 113 in 2019. Do the math. The district is going to have to dedicate 1 Sgt and 21 PO’s to the Mayors residence alone. The Commander refuses to ask for any officers because he wants to show that he’s a company man so he can get that promotion to Deputy.

4/05/2019 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tape measures might be moot cuz we might be counting holes in the siding and brick.

4/05/2019 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'll eventually get hip to the action and develop
a Rahm-esque paranoid bunker mentality. That
will be two people who need CPD 24/7 security.

4/05/2019 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3434 W. Wrightwood Ave.

4/05/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fake left wing Chicago media will cover for lightfeet ….wgn ,abc7 ..the worst....popcorn?... wait for gang aka ,,,gun violence to explode over summer with short handed force

4/05/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Sprinklefarts again? Dart?

4/05/2019 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there any “safe” neighborhoods in Chicago anymore?

4/05/2019 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>Peeks Through Blinds<

Right when some joker lets fly
with some 7.62 x 39 funk...

"AAIIEE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

Best ever was the until-this-day
unknown scoundrel who expressed
himself with a full-auto 7.62 x 51...

Big flickering ball of bluish-white flame
and otherworldly loud echoing off the buildings
even from more than a block away...

>How fast can a Chevy Caprice reverse?<

Not quite fast enough in our humble opinion.

Whooooo... Madame Mayor is going to get
some real feel reveal this summer and it
WON'T be the fault of The Police.

You know... It's Chicago after all.
Right?

4/05/2019 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just do the parade queen wave as your driving around the hood in the squad car. Jimmy "crack" corn and I don't care.

4/05/2019 01:34:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

I’m sure whichever CPD clout-heavy douche that gets tasked with leading the Troll Dolls security detail will put a quick end to any current tomfoolery as well as any future shenanigans.

4/05/2019 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, culturally diverse, fine dining, boulevards, lake shore drive, shopping, gangbangers, dope dealers, drive by shootings, thieves. Come experience the jewel nestled along the shore of Lake Michigan.

4/05/2019 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets see how things go in the 14th district when 3-5 officers are taken from each watch for her house security detail. Especially on midnights where they are already down five cars on some nights with one of the remaining being a 99 unit.

4/05/2019 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s easy - Ms. Lighfoot’s.

4/05/2019 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But we better pass some more laws to interfere with the law abiding citizenry to solve that probelm

4/05/2019 07:29:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Her umbrella holding security detail might just have to stay awake.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/05/2019 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I keep hearing that Lightfoot is going to take our rifles away and only swat will have them. Anyone else hear this? I wouldn’t be surprised.

4/05/2019 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently the boys did not get the Zipcode message.
As in, not in my Zipcode.

4/05/2019 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We've moved up from the White Chevy Box Truck
to the White Porsche Cayenne

4/05/2019 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





The media will treat Lightweight like they treated Obama.
The Fibune and Slum-Times are already her propaganda organs.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.







4/05/2019 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belden /stlouis was bad news for decades. Maybe some leftover imperial gangsters? Not as bad as it was.

4/05/2019 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will lori revisit the Lie Ten Ants Test Scandal
Ms.Lt special ed's lady works a short day

4/05/2019 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/05/2019 01:25:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Are there any “safe” neighborhoods in Chicago anymore?

4/05/2019 01:25:00 AM

Yes, there are. Northwest side. Wildwood, saugabash, Edgebrook to name a few

4/05/2019 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The drain on an already depleted district is massive. The district is down 30 officers from the last 2 years. During watch picks the last 3 years there were 144 officers in 2017, 143 in 2018, and only 113 in 2019. Do the math. The district is going to have to dedicate 1 Sgt and 21 PO’s to the Mayors residence alone. The Commander refuses to ask for any officers because he wants to show that he’s a company man so he can get that promotion to Deputy.


How many are they down in the front office and CAPS?

4/05/2019 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chicago !!!!!

4/05/2019 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will lightgroot pull the details of shortshanks and the tutu man?

4/05/2019 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new mayor should embrace the hyper-violent society she helped create. This summer will awaken her and her progressive values. By the way, why aren’t we self-terminating foot and vehicle pursuits the moment that either begin? I’m just wondering. We should also practice the proposed strategy of not stopping anyone, therefore civil rights will not be violated.

4/05/2019 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She will soon be hated by every working person in Chicago. Her bs rise to fame will soon go down in flames. She is pure racist anti cop scum.

4/05/2019 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kidney bean and his band of cheaters will be around for a while.

4/05/2019 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media will treat Lightweight like they treated Obama.
The Fibune and Slum-Times are already her propaganda organs.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

4/05/2019 08:52:00 AM

Bingo! Right on the money.

4/05/2019 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Are there any “safe” neighborhoods in Chicago anymore?

4/05/2019 01:25:00 AM
Belden and St Louis used to be IG territory and was never safe in the past. I thought those gangsters had been eradicated though. What’s going on there now?

4/05/2019 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lets see how things go in the 14th district when 3-5 officers are taken from each watch for her house security detail. Especially on midnights where they are already down five cars on some nights with one of the remaining being a 99 unit.

4/05/2019 06:19:00 AM
Why doesn’t she live in 1423’s beat?

4/05/2019 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want my real estate taxes in Logan Square lowered by 50%!

Logan Square is a bad area!

4/05/2019 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I keep hearing that Lightfoot is going to take our rifles away and only swat will have them. Anyone else hear this? I wouldn’t be surprised.

4/05/2019 07:58:00 AM
Stop the bullshit, did you keep hearing she is taking away all patrol vehicles and we will be walking and taking cta to jobs? She just got elected 3 days ago and you keep hearing this? How about she gets a chance your already stating the "rumors," without facts. Who are you hearing this from? Could it be the voices in your head?

4/05/2019 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The drain on an already depleted district is massive. The district is down 30 officers from the last 2 years. During watch picks the last 3 years there were 144 officers in 2017, 143 in 2018, and only 113 in 2019. Do the math. The district is going to have to dedicate 1 Sgt and 21 PO’s to the Mayors residence alone. The Commander refuses to ask for any officers because he wants to show that he’s a company man so he can get that promotion to Deputy.

4/05/2019 12:29:00 AM
So that would show another example of eddies inept management style, maybe that commander could use the district officers to take his kids to work like the goof from 025?

4/05/2019 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot will allow the details of Rahm and Daley. They both appointed her to no show patronage jobs and boards like the affirmative action victim class she is.

4/05/2019 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old man Daley never had this problem.
There were never any shootings in the vicinity of 35th and Lowe.

4/05/2019 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
will lightgroot pull the details of shortshanks and the tutu man?
4/05/2019 01:07:00 PM

Tutu man won't be here long enough to know if she pulls his detail. He isn't a Chicagoan and now he's free to flee. Is Amy Rule back in D.C. already?

4/05/2019 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
3434 W. Wrightwood Ave.
4/05/2019 12:39:00 AM

I hit a series of massive potholes on that block last night. Time for the ward superintendent to step up and get some of that stuff fixed before she steps on his neck.

4/05/2019 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lets see how things go in the 14th district when 3-5 officers are taken from each watch for her house security detail. Especially on midnights where they are already down five cars on some nights with one of the remaining being a 99 unit.

4/05/2019 06:19:00 AM
Why doesn’t she live in 1423’s beat?

4/05/2019 04:11:00 PM

For the last year or so, 1423 must always have a squad in the beat. Beat officers need a uniform adjustment, lunch, station to write a report, etc., another squad leaves their beat uncovered.

4/06/2019 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

My pretty neighborhood is safe....until Opening Day.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/06/2019 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm more curious to see if Rahm will attempt to keep a security detail for himself, or even for his house. That's what we should watch for.

4/06/2019 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lets see how things go in the 14th district when 3-5 officers are taken from each watch for her house security detail. Especially on midnights where they are already down five cars on some nights with one of the remaining being a 99 unit.

Bottom line. There will be security on her house no matter how short 014 is. Take that to the bank.

4/06/2019 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

State of Illinois and the City of Chicago are in the RED financially. Were are the fuck'n casinos and the legalization of marijuana ?

4/06/2019 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous The Realtor said...

Un the interest of transparency, integrity and fairness, the Lightfoot family should move to West Garfield Park or West Englewood.

4/06/2019 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fucking hate working in 014 can’t wait to get the fuck out

4/06/2019 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old man Daley never had this problem.
There were never any shootings in the vicinity of 35th and Lowe.

4/05/2019 10:34:00 PM
This is true Daley made sure he had the right commander in charge and the proper amount of aggressive coppers to lock down by his home to avoid embarrassment unlike rahm and now looks like Lori also.

4/06/2019 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Kidney bean and his band of cheaters will be around for a while.

4/05/2019 03:27:00 PM

The smart thing to do is keep the mutt here for the summer. When all hell breaks, she can blame him and his new and improved crime fighting strategies. You know he likes being used, and he needs the time to lock in his humongous pension.

On second thought, fire him now! Fuck his pension........

4/07/2019 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...I hate working on 014 and I can't wait to get the fuck out..."

Come to my pretty neighborhood and work cutie. one of the benefits is an unlimited supply of my famous white wine spritzers, and if course, my company. It sounds like it's right in your wheelhouse.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/08/2019 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the last year or so, 1423 must always have a squad in the beat. Beat officers need a uniform adjustment, lunch, station to write a report, etc., another squad leaves their beat uncovered.

4/06/2019 01:00:00 AM

That ended months ago.

4/08/2019 08:09:00 AM  

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