Robots?
Is this the silliest thing you've ever seen or what?
The Department can't keep body cameras charged, in-car cameras functioning and secured/alarmed fire doors safe from cheating lie-tenants. Does anyone think this contraption would survive even a single tour?
Labels: dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
69 Comments:
Buyer beware
Wtf. Dude would take off from that robot and so would I lol
Policing for a softer generation
How long will these last? First Snow drift?
O/T,after louie Farrakhan visits a catholic church,st Sabina Thursday ,louie plays
his anti jewish line in church, cardinal cupich bashes sabina's fr phfaker, jewish
groups outraged, demand fr phfaker's dismissal.. lol cupich ,,,shithole chicago
Sounds like a great idea.
With the new 5G Cellular system and Self Driving Cars, you can stay at the house, interface this to the speed cameras and let the machines do all the work. The camera identifies the speeder, the self driving car pulls him over, and the Rube Goldberg Robot trundles over and gives him a ticket.
“What could ever go worng?”
At least until some financial genius named Daley sells the concession for the next 75 years.
What is the robot going to do when the driver takes off?
Can a CR# be initiated against the robot?
Hospitals around the country are using these robot machines for doctors making rounds. There was a story (USA TODAY 10 Mar 19) where in a hospital in Fremont California the robot came into the room of a man with lung aliment and told him and his grand daughter that he was going to die in the hospital. How's that for compassion? I envision Chicago getting these traffic ticket writing robots. The police won't have them though because they will be elimating police jobs. They will be given to the Dept. of Revenue vans. The City will say the you don't need a police officer since there will be no physical interaction with the traffic violator and they will be controlled by the Revenue van person from a locked van. Another way of reducing the need for police. Everything is becoming automated and people will be losing jobs. When I go to stores, I never use the self check out, I always go to a checker. I figure if the store is eliminating a job for someone and they are not paying me to do the job of a checker or giving me a discount to scan and bag my items why should I. Also when you call a company you spend 10 minutes dicking around with that automated voice that keeps telling you to press this or that, or asks you what you want and tells you say what you want in two words. Then it tells you it doesn't understand. Talk about frustrating!
What a great way to make sure the jurisdiction can try and get revenue from citations without actually risking actual police work getting done.
These robots would be great for the aldermen. They could be sitting in the city council when in actuality they are controling the robot from their private job while double dipping.
Lol. Too funny. I wanna see this thing arrest somebody! Waite, today's society doesn't want that. How bout a robotic SA instead?
Who wants to bet at least a few of these get stolen?
could work. young officers and a certain pretty loft dweller get to play with their joy sticks.
I for one welcome our robot overlords...
KIDDING! That toy (as a concept) could be useful in limited applications but I bet in certain areas it would be stripped down and sole for parts in no time.
Tech cannot replace manpower. It can aide the manpower but there are limits to all and pros and cons both ways.
See this go up against “wilding” Yutes or flash mobs
LOL... What happens when the automated cop car and the automated robot pull over an autonomous vehicle w/o a driver or passenger?
OR, let's review what's going to happen in Da Communitie:
* Beep... Roll down the window...
* Fuck ya'll... You ain't even here, you ain't got shit!
* Beep... Roll down the window...
* Screech.... Zoooom.... (drives off)...
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* Beep... Roll down the window...
* Yo Dawg, check out dis bullshit...
* How much you think it worth?
* Fuck if I know... but I know a dude...
* *snap* *crunch* *zzzzap*... (opens trunk, tosses the shit in)...
* Screech.... Zooooom..... (drives off)...
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Follow the money....
Will they become fetal too.
This place would buy reconditioned robots from Vanecko Technologies, LLC that the Daley’s and Rahm got from one of their slave camp/factories in China.
Can they get a CR Number on a robot? If Fathead Eddie decides against the robot and strips him, does he lose capacitors?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Not just silly. Dangerous. The robot can’t see into every part of the car to see weapons being held by occupants. The officer is stuck inside a vehicle with no options for movement if an assailant decides to open fire. Even if the subject doesn’t commit violence on the police, the robot missing weapons on a stop means those same weapons can be used in acts of violence against the general public. More illegally possessed firearms are seized from offenders on traffic stops than any other contact with law enforcement. A remote camera can never be even 10% as effective as a trained officer making actual contact with a driver, a vehicle, and its occupants.
Can’t hurt or be hurt???!!! Lol! Give a ball bat and let me see if I can hurt it.
This thing is more productive than the bosses!
Robo-Fucking-Cop
Sick of this unpractical technology shit
How do these engineers get into lines of work they never
did themselves and become "the experts," at a price, of course.
CCTV cams, ShotSpotter, AI Facial ID, FartSniffer
Data, data, data; stats, stats, stats
YOU don't matter; your fucking "stats" matter
And these fucking, nerdy engineers could not cut the shit in ANY
profession or line of work
It's mix & match existing technology to present something "new"
then convince you NEED this shit, for a price.
Works now, what about the future? Ideal conditions ALWAYS
presented. What's the downside, what's the weakness, what
comes after this: They Don't Fucking Know
Flim Flam Man Electronic Grifers: Fuck You, Kids!
The Department can't keep body cameras charged, in-car cameras functioning and secured/alarmed fire doors safe from cheating lie-tenants. Does anyone think this contraption would survive even a single tour?
Labels: dumb ideas
Yes, but where do the donuts go, is there port or a slot?
A/4 Traffic guys are gasping for air. ♠️
The robot will be branded as being racist and a supremacist operating under a code of silence.
I can see myself crashing it into the McDonalds drive through.
"secured/alarmed fire doors safe from cheating lie-tenants"
hahahaha hilarious
I got a better idea, do as I do and just don't do any traffic stops at all. BAMM! Just saved the department tons of money and embarrassment from having to buy this robo crap.
Yeah, that gizmo will work wonders.
Well.... except for in cities where it snows. After a couple good storms clogs up the gears and the road salt eats through the gears, cables and wires, that contraption will be 200 pounds of useless junk.
Which means cities and PD's run by democrats will buy these contraptions by the thousands 'cause those morons can't see further than their f--kin' noses. And then, when it's too late to do anything with the now useless junk, the assholes will huff-'n-puff in front of TV cameras demanding to know why nobody warned them of the probable damage caused by winter weather.
And not to cast aspersions on some of our finer citizens in some of our finer cities, but the odds of damage being done to these contraptions on parked vehicles in isolated areas is equal to that of the Sun Rising in the East each morning. Face the facts, some people just like to break shit that isn't theirs.
So yeah, all things considered, I can see Chicago buying these gizmos by the thousands. (LOL)
There are no words for this. As if the hoodrats won't open fire on these things? How much do these cost? Why not take the $ and build or buy a new building for all the wildings??
Anonymous said...
Hospitals around the country are using these robot machines for doctors making rounds. There was a story (USA TODAY 10 Mar 19) where in a hospital in Fremont California the robot came into the room of a man with lung aliment and told him and his grand daughter that he was going to die in the hospital. How's that for compassion? I envision Chicago getting these traffic ticket writing robots. The police won't have them though because they will be elimating police jobs. They will be given to the Dept. of Revenue vans. The City will say the you don't need a police officer since there will be no physical interaction with the traffic violator and they will be controlled by the Revenue van person from a locked van. Another way of reducing the need for police. Everything is becoming automated and people will be losing jobs. When I go to stores, I never use the self check out, I always go to a checker. I figure if the store is eliminating a job for someone and they are not paying me to do the job of a checker or giving me a discount to scan and bag my items why should I. Also when you call a company you spend 10 minutes dicking around with that automated voice that keeps telling you to press this or that, or asks you what you want and tells you say what you want in two words. Then it tells you it doesn't understand. Talk about frustrating!
5/12/2019 01:33:00 AM
I agree it's very frustrating to call and deal with the robots. I usually unload lots of ghetto talk on the automated voices. Now, the robot voices either respond with "awe you dont need to..." which of course I really swear at it Most often, thry'll stste: "let me get you to someone to help you." If it's more stupid questions, I go silent, press keys or speak in gobblety gook. Then, I'm immediately transfered to off shore or a supervisor who specializes in angry customers.
Sometimes, I press the spanish option because the spanish speakers are always bilingual and it seems, less red tape is involved.
I ensure I'm always very nice to the human and usually ask about the weather. The human is thrilled someone's nice to them. I also hear the same frustrations as expressed here and often speak with someon who fled Hellinoys. It's fascinating, and time consuming, but I saved someone's job one more day.
It's a great stress relief, especially when they add $5 to your bill.
Asli, someone floayed all this gender nueutral nonsense exists because robots are of course, gender neutral, and eventually, assaulting/disabling/beating them will be deemed capital crimes. Theiory is just as whacky as everythimg else these days.
God bless our LEOs and keep them safe. Stay fetal boys and girls. We dont blame you one bit.
Will the robot abort the stop if it detects the driver is a POC (person of color) so as not to be accused of being a racist robot?
OT: So rabbit-hole Cupich rebukes father phfaker. I guess Phfaker is shaking in his boots now. The only rebuke for both of these p.o.s. is to cut off the weekly donations. Then and only then will you see some changes. Stick your rebukes in your ass. Do you really think the accountants in Rome would let Cupich stay if the money stopped flowing. Wake up already.
I'd be complaining about having to drive a slow ass Prius.
Is it 1984 already?
Just bring on Judge Dredd. That would solve many problems.
This is an upgrade? You still need an officer to drive see the violation operate the robot system to write the citation. The only thing I can see this doing is pissing off drivers even more when the officer can not even get out of the car to talk to the driver. The officer also can not see the whole situation as they normally would either.
Just seems like a bad idea all the way around. Also, is that a Prius police car in the video?
Another addition, what if the driver is a felon with warrants? How does that work?
Can anyone imagine James Cagney saying come and get me R2D2?
Why is the robot wearing a hat?
So, this was developed by a non-profit org, huh?
Guess why they are non-profit? Because they have really stupid ideas?
How long before the hackers get control of these cars and start playing Battle Bots on the streets?
Why spend all that money on a car and robot when you could just build drones to do the same thing?
Then repurpose a call center somewhere in India to man the drones and issue tickets. The OnStar staff might be able to handle that job....
(OT) so thug doesn’t want police checking him, police at these types of bullshit events need to stay far away, if your stupid enough to waste your money on this This you get whatever comes to you leaded or unleaded:
Lil Wayne refuses to perform at Miami hip-hop festival after cops ‘checked’ him
Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-gardens/article230310334.html#storylink=cpy
can i use the robot to cheat on the next promotional exam
On a Prius...perfect.
https://youtu.be/eWgrvNHjKkY
Did anyone hear what I heard ? A robot can’t hurt This takes the dangerous police off the street everyone wants to dehumanize the police like they are robots this just seals the deal
I can’t wait to be replaced by a robot!
Lmao hahahahahahah this is hilariously stupid. But hilarious none the less hahahaha
I like it, did you notice that the Robot is on some steel beam that extends from the aka police vehicle up toward the drivers window. So, I can see it now a vehicle Pursuit. Traveling at a high rate of speed the Police Vehicle pacing the fleeing vehicle and the Robot is still right along the drivers window giving verbal directions. The bad guy is like dam...I can't shake this Robot.
A lot of people say it's true because they saw it on
the Internet. Me, I go with Rod Sterling, a 1950 graduate
of Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. Before that, he
spent 2 yrs in WWII as a paratrooper. So think of him as
Jimi Hendrix with a typewriter. I don't believe it unless it
was on The Twilight Zone.
For some strange reason, Leonard Nimoy also graduated
from Antioch. You figure it out.
Hey, add Jourma Kaukonen (Jefferson Airplane) to that
Antioch grad list. That's a real triangle, baby.
Crazy man, crazy!
Only first step to Robo Cop. First drones then drones then Robo Cop. About to years away. No pensions for robots or drones. 1/3 to 1/2 of human force replaced by technology. By that tome you will not be able to arrest and your guns will have been taken away.
" . . . sometimes robots do goofy things . . . "
Video link to robots and goofy things
Robots Be Goofy
Fuck that junk, invest in the ED209 from Robocop. That'll bring crime down...
Where’s the credit card slot ?
? The car is being driven by computer. Stopped by computer. Think on that ?
after the first time I was told to find and attach a missing event number, I made it a habit to check my videos the next workday. Much easier on you
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Been trying to warn you people.
SKYNET
Just another way to make more money for cronies.
HAL 9000 should have been a warning... No one listened.
Is the white robot racist if it stops a black driver but is operated by a black officer?
Perfect ,level, new, streets with, no obstructions, on a ,curb, for ,several, car lengths, so both offender and police officer can "cooperatively" pullover and line up , no rain , no snow, exactly straight , in what city? in America? LOL
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I can see myself crashing it into the McDonalds drive through.
5/12/2019 08:36:00 AM
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Good point, Don't need to bust these 1/2 million dollar(2 million if Chicago politicians are involved) robots doing that
So It will need to be able to roll far enough so it can reach the pick-up window , from the order speaker , and be able to turn to face the pick-up window and have a flat tray for the food so it can carry the food back to you and I guess a robot arm to hand them your cash or card.
So maybe a 4 million dollar robot, attached to a 150K+ mile /$10K value police car,
Excuse me cutie, but all pretty loft dwellers get to play with their joysticks whenever they want.
From one who knows.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Now if only it learned how to do a TVB and SFSTs. Now go out there bot and get blue cards.
Robot cops to hate. At least their feelings won't get hurt.
Silliest invention yet!!!
on the news today. san francisco banned facial recognition. violates criminals rights. wonder if it can still i.d. your ass while your taking a shit in the middle of a downtown sidewalk. prius might be too expensive for police work, gov tubb of shit wants to raise license fees to 1000.00 a year on electric cars lol. suck it snow flakes! " i drive a prius, im saving the planet " fuck you pay snowflakes. lastly had to call att about damage to one of their poles on my property. im not a customer. only took 25 minutes to get a human on the line and he was in kalifornika. i used a lot of unkind language on that computer, the nuns would be disgusted. i know the record the entire call, you would think they might be concerned when their phone system drives the public into an insane rage. but then again its att so i guess not. will smith, I robot, future of robots in the city. watch it.
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