Wednesday, June 05, 2019

This is a Thing?

  • A controversial graduation tradition at a Waukegan high school was captured in a cell phone video, leaving many viewers confused.

    While some students typically are known to throw their caps in the air to celebrate the end of a chapter, in a more recent fad, students are seen throwing folding chairs.

    One of the graduates, Megan Howard, says she graduated on Friday night but her evening did not go as planned.

    The student captured chairs flying around her in a video, when a chair struck her in the head.
We're going to see if we can begin a graduation tradition of throwing cinder blocks into the air. Maybe baseballs dipped in honey and rolled in broken glass.

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

17 year old kids are very very stupid.

6/05/2019 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m not surprised at all. I used to live up in Lake County. Waukegan was a shithole with low-class people and re-homes Chicago project dwellers. If it isn’t this shit, it’s beating the crap out of families at Great America.

6/05/2019 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like something to show Lori on 'accountability mondays.'

6/05/2019 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Folding chairs?

Damn!

So we reckon a long ago high school science lab
4-color chalkboard schematic of a peanut m&m
propelled via a stout rubber band and impacting
the back of an unsuspecting noggin (along with
the results of "field testing") would very much
pale in comparison.

"As the hard candy shell yields to the
chocolate encased peanut on impact..."
>Zip! CRACK! OWW!<

Good high school with some really smart
but kinda bugged-out kids and a teacher
who gave maybe a bit more leeway than
he should've. Funny man. Should've been
a comedian.

He LOVED the graphic by the way!

And for the record... It wasn't us... That time...

But flinging folding chairs?

Damn...

6/05/2019 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, at least it's not used condoms.

6/05/2019 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely future democRATS! Just when we thought we hit bottom. ROFFLMAO, you got to laugh or you will break down and cry!

6/05/2019 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

throwing chairs? Sounds like a WWF wrestler act. If these kids are our future...we are in dire straits.

6/05/2019 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When your favorite tune is "Black Hole Sun"
by Soundgarden (1994), you can expect to
have life-long problems that a formal education
cannot be expected to solve.

6/05/2019 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently no physics students in the group...

6/05/2019 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She just got no respect for "the community's" traditions.

6/05/2019 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Label: Circle Jerk
The retired former Chicago mayor Rahm Emannuel has
completed a life long dream of circling Lake Michigan on
bicycle. Congratulations Mayor Rahm. We really miss you.

6/05/2019 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Dwarfs?

6/05/2019 07:04:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Waukegan? Ever been there? Once is enough.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/05/2019 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMGGGGG watch the video to the end. It’s not the morons throwing the chairs that are at fault...it’s the school’s fault for not zip tying, bolting them to the ground!! So typical!

6/05/2019 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The headline of the linked article is hilarious. "Throwing Chairs becomes Unsafe". WHen was it ever safe?

6/05/2019 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have apparently reached our evolutionary peak. I could imagine cavemen tossing boulders in the air to celebrate. And when i graduated from a local Christian brothers high school we were told throw those hats and no diploma.

6/05/2019 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And these are the people who will expect a starting wage of $15.00 for an unskilled job because .......

6/05/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame Bobby Knight.
When open air pepper spray isn’t an option, a few weed brain affected kids will fling anything, yesterday a chair, today a milkshake, next will be hand poop. Take a page out of MacDonalds riot control policy and ban chairs by installing bolted down lockup-style seating.

6/05/2019 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I’m not surprised at all. I used to live up in Lake County. Waukegan was a shithole with low-class people and re-homes Chicago project dwellers. If it isn’t this shit, it’s beating the crap out of families at Great America.

6/05/2019 12:51:00 AM

When I first moved north, was advised NEVER to bicycle beyond Lake Bluff. Same as in shitcago: Never bike alone south of McCormick place or north from Marine Drive to mid Evanston, unless it's very early in the morning or the midnight ride. One simply didn't risk life, limb, bike or sanity. Waukegan is the north shore shitcago community with illegals, in action: crime ridden, gang infested, liberal, infested mess. Thank you HUD for ruining all our communities. Coming soon: set aside housing and we all know it only goes to the community or illegals. Never to anyone's granny or grampy on social security, or teachers or police or fire. Only the destroyers.

We can always tell when the community wanders into our suburban towns: trash strewn, blaring boom boxes, with lots of thefts, candy boys and break ins.

6/05/2019 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. I thought they said cheers like Hip Hip Hooray!

6/05/2019 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

How about Dwarfs?

6/05/2019 07:04:00 AM

Lol!

Rahm al-Ghoul and Madame Mayor Littlefoot
done up with grab handles?

6/05/2019 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waukegan High School has become a pumping station on the School-to-Prison-Pipeline.

6/05/2019 09:47:00 PM  

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