Monday, June 03, 2019

Time to Cut CompStat

So supposedly, Lori is going to have an "accountability Monday" meeting after the disastrous weekend. She wants to hear ideas from people who haven't had an original thought in years, stolen NYPD programs and tried to run them on the cheap, and only know how to nominate yes-men/women who know how to suck ass.\
Here's a free idea Lori:
  • get rid of CompStat
Seriously. It takes God knows how many officers off the street, compiling statistics for a giant game of "gotcha!" where a failed Deputy named Lemmer takes out all his frustrations on subordinates who do what he could never do - earn the respect of the men and women working the street. Have you looked into how many districts and units this goof destroyed by his mere presence? PAR forms to leave his command triple with his arrival and quintuple by the time he is shunted somewhere else.

Have you personally attended a CompStat meeting to see how supervisors who actually earned their rank via testing are ridiculed and talked-down-to by people who couldn't actually command? Has the CompStat monstrosity produced any report that might give you insight into how to address crime and disorder problems?

We're betting no, especially after the last two weekends....and it's not even summer yet.

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59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone that stands there and takes it at compstat was never the real police anyway. Grow a pair of balls and speak up for yourself. Oh wait you cant since you owe your spot to the same people that are embarrassing you.

6/03/2019 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry SCC, not going to happen. She told John Kass this week she thinks there should be MORE Comstat meetings, not less.

6/03/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Department is nothing more than a joke! I’m going to use my training and hide until back up arrives!

6/03/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morale is in the toilet. They talk to us about officers well being. Mental health. With all the recent suicides. Then you have this POS Lemmer. How much unnecessary stress does he bring on? to what he sees as peasants. Mayor you want crime to go down? Get rid of people like him. You need a motivated police force. He has the opposite affect. Most of the old great bosses are gone. Men and women that I would go through a wall for. Not for asshat like him. Never

6/03/2019 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No!

Put the Compstat Show on Public Access TV!

Show Chicago and the Nation what Democrat Machine Leadership looks like!

6/03/2019 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember that Lemmer as a watch commander in 023 and Nagode as a watch commander in 024 from our traveling gang show days. They were both rude and arrogant. They would make your tours there unpleasant. And for what reason? Other watch commanders weren't like that.

6/03/2019 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have much bigger problems than how many blue cards and isr's were generated. After the frog eyes police convention today Johnson may be working a wagon on midnites by day's end.

6/03/2019 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When a drunk driver hits and kills a pedestrian do we call it “car violence?” When a criminals use a gun to kill 10-15 co-workers we call it “gun violence.” Why? Is it easier for a politician to vilify the gun rather than have the balls to identify the real problem?

6/03/2019 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T.L. is by far the worst white shirt I have ever worked for in my 21 years on the job. Horrible, nasty man who thinks he is ten times smarter than anyone. Remember when he gave veteran officers a mission sheet at roll calls, with highlighted portions for seat belt missions, stop sign missions, curfew missions, the list goes on like they were 5 years old? Had no impact on crime for years in 023, he should of been demoted for his waste of resources and forcing long time veterans to retire or PAR out of district. He is the most incompetent and ineffective boss ever to have been made gaining ZERO respect by anyone who worked under him. He is like a bad cold in the winter time you just can't get rid of. He ruined morale and self-respect of long term veterans, and rookies alike. He is delusional and a lunatic who should of stayed at his naval base where he was employed as a security guard in the Great Lakes. What an awful, putrid person who ruined peoples lives for years upon years and still going strong. What an embarrassment that he is making decisions at the top when he should be clown in a circus selling peanuts. He is still sour he wasn't made director of Loyola college police department, so he was stuck talking down to poor undergrads who were forced to endure his made up war stories during class. Check out what his students have said about him online. If I was I was his teacher, I'd give him a grade of F-

6/03/2019 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Morale is in the toilet. They talk to us about officers well being. Mental health. With all the recent suicides. Then you have this POS Lemmer. How much unnecessary stress does he bring on? to what he sees as peasants. Mayor you want crime to go down? Get rid of people like him. You need a motivated police force. He has the opposite affect. Most of the old great bosses are gone. Men and women that I would go through a wall for. Not for asshat like him. Never


I know it’s easier said than done, but with guys like Lemmer and Naghode, it’s just got to be “in one ear and out the other”. I’m lucky because I have 26+ on, and I really don’t give a f$&k, but to the guys/girls who are not in that position, you have to let it roll off your back. These guys are toxic, but this whole upper management crew, the political players involved, the media, and the general anti-police sentiment in this day and age, make it impossible to do this job anymore. It’s been said on here before, but 1st, 16th, and answer the radio, give them the paper. That’s it. Once you get to the point where no f$&ks are given, these idiot, merit mouthbreathers will fade into the background. “Yeah, boss, sure. OK, will do.”. Then go get a beverage of choice, put the blinders on, and make sure you and your partner go home safe. They give you a car, and gas. Enjoy the ride.

6/03/2019 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen!
Plus all the people in the district that spend their whole tours compiling compstat info. Seriously there’s compstat officers in the districts. Plus all the time the cmdr capt and Lts spend going over the info so they won’t be ridiculed by the lemonator. That’s all time and personnel they could be using to do other things. Compstat is a complete waste.

6/03/2019 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the dept(Lemmer) finds issues with a district, why doesn’t he just call the Cmdr and tell him instead of trying to publicly embarrass him in front of all his peers. I mean aren’t u taught that in supervising 101 to praise in public and criticize in private. Or even kindergarteners are taught to treat people the way you would want to be treated. Would lemmer like to be jackpotted on every little thing. Anyone can find something on everyone to criticize.

6/03/2019 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer - the worst.
Wasn’t compstat invented so the department could share things that some districts were doing well with everyone else? Was the purpose to call up and publicly embarrass supervisors by playing gotcha? How is this helping us?

6/03/2019 06:12:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The old song and dance show has to close sometime.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/03/2019 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we are due for more elf on the shelf pics or another star warz video. That will stop the killing.

6/03/2019 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your clout baby exempts are useless. Start promoting people based on knowledge and their ability to be the police. That might help.

6/03/2019 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many bodies are at Hq running all these stats? Those are officers that could be working the street. Then you have those in districts working inside as well to also run numbers. Big waste of manpower.

6/03/2019 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC. You might want to watch KASS s podcast the other day, avail on Facebook, where Mayor Lightfoot said, she believes that Compstat doesn’t happen enough and that there should be more of them.

6/03/2019 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, SCC, you hit the nail right on the head. In law enforcement, the one thing that a college education constantly fails to do is teach common sense. More of this job is that - common sense. If we started applying that maybe we could move forward and actually accomplish something.

6/03/2019 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer and Nagode are the perfect backdrop for ANY EEOC beef. These two goofs have f*cked with so many people, for such a long time and the department knows it. That both Lemmer and Nagode have stayed this long and been promoted how many times, is the perfect example of CPD knowingly covering up their abusive behavior.

6/03/2019 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People won’t work for Lemmer. He is the face of fetal.

6/03/2019 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori says what again Eddie says what again?

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/7-dead-39-wounded-in-most-violent-weekend-of-2019

The article says the update is 10 dead 40 wounded.

Golly Gee whiz Lori look at this you take office you leave the same people in to do the same things and look what happens you’re doing a great job, guess it is poverty right you silly silly person. You keep disparaging the police, you let the media and the people in folks bastardize the police look here look what happens are you going to be visiting the hospitals for the wounded in this war, are you going to be going to the morgue to help the parents do you know maybe say it is my responsibility as mayor for what is happened to your loved ones?

You better maybe start getting the trailers with the air-conditioning ready like they had years ago during the heatwave because the heat wave that being close this summer is going to exponentially be a lot larger than any we have ever had. Then we have the failing Illinois state legislature worried about the legal gun owners and the gun card what a bunch of bullshit incredible what is going on here with this failing state and now they’re going to slam us with so many new Taxes people will get out of here so quick heads are going to spin.

6/03/2019 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw a Lt at comstat give it back to the board a few years back, it was great. He was right and was actually the police a few years ago, not merit too.

6/03/2019 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0138am, I agree 100% with what you said, however that horse is out of the barn and they’re not going to get him back in. They want us in jail not dude, just ask JVD. They asked for fetal and they got it.

6/03/2019 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we are talking about useless things like Compstat, can we end the PCI bullshit event numbers? Just stop.

6/03/2019 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compstat has become an article of faith for libprog pols.

It’s a way to deflect attention from their constituents and onto the Bozo cops.

6/03/2019 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truer words were never spoken.
Compstat, besides being a complete joke, is a huge manpower drain.
Every district has several “Compstat” officers who never hit the street and they have an entire “Compstat” unit at HQ with dozens upon dozens of officers assigned or detailed.
C’mon man!

6/03/2019 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry musta drank McJersey's Cool Aid if she thinks there should be more Compstat meetings. This is not rocket science. She'd be better off having Comcast meetings or book club meetings

6/03/2019 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the wire, when the commander made an area fair game for all things drugs in order to lower his "comp stats" elsewhere simply to make it look better

.... crafty! where can we do that in chicago?

6/03/2019 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We have much bigger problems than how many blue cards and isr's were generated. After the frog eyes police convention today Johnson may be working a wagon on midnites by day's end.
—————-

What’s wrong with working a wagon on midnights? Back in the day you couldn’t buy your way on to a wagon. That’s too got of a gig for him.

6/03/2019 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gathering data is useless unless you DO something useful with it.

Haranguing police officers for not having “numbers” is pointless - it’s LESS than pointless, because all it does is (at best) “pump up” the numbers with nonsense or (more likely) increase resentment and worsen performance.

ComStat reminds me of how Secretary McNamara used to show graphs of body counts and talk about how we were winning the Vietnam war.

6/03/2019 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone that stands there and takes it at compstat was never the real police anyway. Grow a pair of balls and speak up for yourself. Oh wait you cant since you owe your spot to the same people that are embarrassing you.

6/03/2019 12:09:00 AM

And then go back to the district and do the same to the blue shirts instead of coming back and treating the troops right

6/03/2019 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hell with COMCRAP! It’s just a dog and pony show to justify all the massive salaries for the hordes of exempts. How about some good news for the police??? Just one tiny bit of good news? Is asking for a new contract too much? How about our contributed to and earned pension fund getting the proper funding? These are just basic things which we shouldn’t even have to ask for. But they would go a very long way to boost morale. And would be very good for Chicago as a whole.

6/03/2019 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you say seriously how many officers does constant take off the streets, do you really believe if constant is eliminated any of those officers will return to the street. Won’t happen, all the bosses will do is give them some frivolous paperwork to do or invent a new position for them

6/03/2019 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with the poster about both lemon head Lemmer and that big jag off Nagode! arrogant pieces of shit! NO BALLS and hide behind their rank! don't let these ass wipes stress you out. its just a job. do it wisely and retire or move on to another job its not worth your health!

6/03/2019 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just held the Police Recognition Awards Ceremony where the highest awards we're given for outstanding police work. In the past, these awards were live-streamed and covered extensively by the media. This year barely a peep. Even with a search, nothing pops up. Nice way to ignore those who actually are working.

6/03/2019 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know anything about the new Area South Sat LT E.S. . Heard he was a pretty solid PO.

6/03/2019 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KampfStatistik was brought here to have talking points to show progress and move paper shuffling hacks up the command ladder.
Suppose to make the Elected mayor look good too since the figures could be manipulated right at the source regardless what may be discovered by reliable outside sources.
But it failed miserably since the introduction of restorative justice practices, but the merit command still patting each other on the back by selling old 1992 Together We Can and 1996 Beat Plan ideological plunders. And don’t forget Jugg’s SSL brainstorm, did we whittle that 1400 down to double digits yet?

Seems like community accountability won’t be addressed since all the revrunts backed Toenail PugWrinkles.
LightLoafer’s inaugural call to the community hasn’t been heard either, but it’s only been two weeks.
And LightLoafer is only calling on Burke to resign.

It wouldn’t be too early to order that cake and coffee or maybe piggybacking on a couple others departure.

6/03/2019 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori should drop Compstat like a hot potato and not look back.
Send all the “Compstat professionals” back to a beat car in “the community”

6/03/2019 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes sir Eddie Eddie with this “you’re going to scare off all of the gangbangers and a black lives matter folks and people:

Chicago's top cop calls Chicago's most violent weekend so far this year 'despicable'
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-met-weekend-chicago-violence-eddie-johnson-20190603-story.html

No Boss it’s more despicable can you have a job along with all of the gold star so that you have added a six-figure salary is ridiculous what you have done to destroy there at Chicago police Department and a man and women who at one time or very hard-working people you’re the cause you’re the type you’re the CEO and chief executive officer you’ve done nothing all these years you need to go! Since were talking about people leaving the cook County states Attorney needs to resign immediately along with the cook County board president and at least 3/4 of the Chicago Alderman I’ll need to be thrown out on her ass is for those units and people are getting tired of it that’s why everybody’s leaving the shit hole Let’s not forget the high taxes that fat ass governor just signed and also he doesn’t want to cut anything for the illegals and criminals and the welfare kings and queens but he goes after the taxpayers they’re getting tired of it that’s why they’re leaving Illinois is done!

6/03/2019 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No respect for any excempts. If they all stick together, what can a mayor do. Demote 40 individuals. Never would happen. Gutless wonders.

6/03/2019 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they keep comstats, let the bosses get an ass chewing I’m not working harder to make the bosses look good so only they’ll get over promoted again. To have another over promoted boss come in to try and reinvent the wheel.

6/03/2019 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It started with PHIL and the DOC_ the other goof renamed it. All nonsense - no clout and they make some sgt or lt look bad. Clout heavy get softball pitches to hit out of the park.

6/03/2019 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what you wanted Lori and company. Consent decree, sheriff not enforcing laws, piss poor ASA, goofy judges giving i bonds for UUW’s will result in a lawless city. If you get this civilian police oversight plan enacted it will be hell on earth in this once great city.

6/03/2019 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s wrong with working the wagon? Them guys were ahead of their time 40 years ago.

6/03/2019 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, Lemmer had mandatory training at the academy today. Came in and signed infor a couple minutes, then whispered in the instructors ear and left. Yet this asshole preaches to the masses about accountability???

6/03/2019 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you look at the Department's budget, the Office of Accountability (COMSTAT) has $5,000,000 budgeted. No I didn't make a mistake, 5 MILLION. Now add at least one full time PO in each unit, one in each detective area and a couple more that I may have missed. Now take 4 hours for each meeting (travel time, parking, meeting and return trip) times the hourly rate of each of the people required to go. Then check how many districts bring a couple of extra to help make the idiot commander look like he/she has a handle on things. Last time I calculated some numbers it came to just a little over $ 11,000,000. ELEVEN MILLION to make people look like fools. Then what is next? These dumbass commanders go back and try to get the officers to do stupid shit, some of which is illegal or at the very least, questionable. Huge waste of money and the very probable potential for future lawsuits. Great idea. Now let's put an end to this absolute insanity.

6/03/2019 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nagode has serious issues. Tantrums and rants are the norm. Very unstable.

6/03/2019 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lies lies lies @ compstat

6/03/2019 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone know anything about the new Area South Sat LT E.S. . Heard he was a pretty solid PO.

6/03/2019 11:47:00 AM

He’s another black fraternity, double merit promotee, waiting on a third bite of the merit apple. Petty and entitled like the rest of them.

6/03/2019 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What can you really say about a man (Lemmer) who
sleeps in a race car bed and has a poster of Lt. Howard
Hunter on his bedroom wall (pipe stem clenched in
teeth, jaw protruding forward). Yes, Hill Street Blues
was a revolutionary T.V. series for its time (hand-held
cameras following characters as they moved from
room to room in the police station). But that's over
now, at lease the series.
One thing HSB nailed is the different characters.
THEY endure forever. Every Department has a
Lemmer. They also have unshaven undercover cops
with an elderly parent, an overweight senior cop just
bustin' it every day to make it to retirement.
But that was a more innocent time. Yes, they had
shootings and murders, but not like the current
numbers in Chicago. Today you also have the gangs
and the drugs. What was it that Tiny Tim said?
May God save us all.

6/03/2019 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew how political this department was while I was working and after I retired, but when I saw the clusterfuck get on the elevator to get their assholes reamed out by a lesbian dwarf, I realized this Department will never recognize someone like KM in 006. Whether he had a phonecall or not, he IS A GOOD BOSS. This guy never screwed over anyone in his entire career, and I firmly believe he never will> Hey Kidney, look into this guy, will you. He can help this department, unlike the suckholes you had yourself surrounded with in that elevator. Or do you not give a fuck about anyone but you and your half-assed squeeze of a Lt.?

6/03/2019 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Accountability + CPD is an oxymoron. Prime example is Staples and her dive plus years of less than 20% homicide clearances. Some believe she may be on a shortlist to replace you current resident moron Fat Head and his cheating wife. So stop all the false rage and histrionics and hire a tough on crime outsider if your really serious about the current situation. Those currently in charge are incapable of turning it around.

6/03/2019 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ore, from this day forward the blood of all shot and killed will be on your hands. Your failure to replace Ed is your biggest mistake. Keeping him thru the Summer means 200+ will lose their lives due to his and his staffs incompetence. Sure you will be able to sleep well knowing that.

6/03/2019 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So, Lemmer had mandatory training at the academy today. Came in and signed infor a couple minutes, then whispered in the instructors ear and left. Yet this asshole preaches to the masses about accountability???

6/03/2019 04:25:00 PM

did he use the alarmed door to get in and out like a certain Lt?

6/03/2019 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watched the weekend violence press conference by CPD. The dummy in charge (Eddie J) made note that every one on stage has not had a day off since Memorial Day.
Ha. What a joke. Do you know what else they haven’t missed, individual multiple merit promotions and multiple police free or discounted meals.
Holy fuck chief FW must have bought stock in Maxwell street polish and Jimmys red hots at grand and Pulaski. If This madness continues FW will see a Florida tanned Phil Cline in the carny mirror at the next summer carnival hosted by Fr Mikey Flaeger. .

6/03/2019 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ore, from this day forward the blood of all shot and killed will be on your hands. Your failure to replace Ed is your biggest mistake. Keeping him thru the Summer means 200+ will lose their lives due to his and his staffs incompetence. Sure you will be able to sleep well knowing that.

6/03/2019 09:44:00 PM

Please expound. What could specialEd realistically do to stem the tide of shootings and killings? What could a replacement for specialEd realistically do to stem the tide of shootings and killings?

6/04/2019 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compstat is a JOKE from McCarthy !!!!!

6/04/2019 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is supposed to be named superintendent. All command staff will have the option of wearing chaps, bowling shirts and cowboy boots on duty

6/04/2019 10:56:00 PM  

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