Gator Captured Overnight
Press conference at 1000. Any bets on who shows up to take credit?
Seems they hired the right expert - it took him less than 24 hours? Hope he got a flat fee and didn't charge by the hour.
Seems they hired the right expert - it took him less than 24 hours? Hope he got a flat fee and didn't charge by the hour.
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posted by SCC at 8:45 AM
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Gator was out on I-bond.
Had 9 previously charged felonies, all diverted and files sealed.
Seems like nobody cares about all the ALLEY-GATORS in Englewood. HMMM.
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Ice got him.
In Florida, the gator hunter is allowed to harvest the gator for meat, skin, etc.
Think that will happen here?
If you do, you can...
Kees me you fool!!!!
Kimmy BLM Foxx released him already on Ibond
Kimm Foxx already released him.
No disrespect to Alligator Bob but why the heck didn’t they hire an expert from Fla. like this from the get go?
Hopefully this guy pads his bill.... it’s the Chicago way.
How much taxpayers money was spent on the capture. What budget or funding stream did the money come from.
If you like your gator you can keep your gator
Hey, what ever happened to the Father Faker body guard that shot that crackhead shoplifter in the haid? He skate?
Our moronic city officials milked this story for all the PR they could get. In the meantime, because they were slow to hire the right expert for removal, they put citizens at risk. Park should have been closed right away. Instead they encouraged a party atmosphere. Idiots run our city.
haha. I bet you Fugitive Apprehension takes credit...just like when some guys from 017 figured out who the shooter was in a high profile homicide.... the shithead walked into the area to turn himself in while the P.O.'s were upstairs.......then Fugitive Apprehension"grabs"the shithead to get credit for the arrest!! Then wrote it like they actually solved the murder and apprehended the offender!!! True story...
"Now that the gator has been captured... No more distractions are present anywhere in Chicago. We can refocus at long last on the real issue of raising your taxes higher and higher" ~ L. Lightfoot
Meanwhile shootings and homiecides are through the ceiling, property taxes are doubled in some cases, another Alderman hires a prominent attorney.
What leads the news for the past week? A fucking Alligator
This was a shining example how ridiculously stupid the decision makers are in this city. They call side show Bob to handle this instead of hiring a professional.
Word is the gator was in the neighborhood getting a sandwich. He was attacked by two M/2's, wearing Disney hats and then dumped in the lagoon. No word if Smollet offered any advice to the gator, on how to lie to the police.
The Alligator heard his Florida Accent and realized he was the gator's ticket out of this hell hole.
They hired a gator psychic. I was initially skeptical, but you can't argue with results.
Will “gator Bob” berenumerated for all his time and
D chicanery?
Glad the gator is OK! Sadly for Humboldt Park with the gator gone, it has become even more unsafe.
Gator Bob was a fraud. Who the hell hired him? More taxpayer dollars down the drain.
Thanks, Quint!
Chicago-Gator is gone? Now what will Chicagoans do during the Dog Days of Summer? I guess they will just go back to normal and continue killing each other in job lots?
The gator is the optimum size: Big enough to provide enough meat, small enough for it to be tender.
Mass murders, shootin n’killin, blood on the streets of Chicago and PeaceFrog Lari LightLoafer is just elated, pleased as punch but really hoped this Chance the Snapper story could have deflected more serious issues until at least Labour Day.
Alligator Bob the reptile whisperer will go back into obscurity.
Thanks for a job well done.
If the Florida expert was hired by Animal Control, wonder if it included air/hotel/meals/expenses on top of the flat capture fee.
Next comes the alligator specific heath checkup, medications, nourishments before it goes on the welfare benefits program.
Wonder which watchdog gum shoe is going to look for the bill.
Maybe Lofty LightLoafer is paying this out of petty cash to keep it off the books.
It’s a great day in Humbo Park, the homeless are already staking new claims along the banks with their tents.
Kim Foxx released the alligator at noon. No charges filed.
The captured alligator is much smaller than the media portrayed. They made the gator into giant. In reality its small compared to the bullshit the media made it out to be.
Typical media hype. Another demonstrated reason not to believe in what they say.
Now lets get back to reality and tell everyone how great Murder City really is.
Only need 5 more for a nice suitcase.
Great news.
Now the mindless sheep who had nothing better to do than hang out for hours on end trying to get a glimpse of some stupid reptile, clowning for the media and arguing over what to name it can go away.
The best in attendance? Liberal YT telling the news reporter “I hope they don’t hurt Chance the Snapper trapping him and are able to take him to a nice, loving home”. What in the actual fuck is wrong with some people?
A-fucking-mazing how easily distracted the Sheeple can be. The dumbing down of America continues unabated.
Give a slowdown squad he's in custody......
they say the gator is an immigrant, so there are lawyers waiting to give him asylum and Gatorade.
I feel bad for Gator Bob. The Florida guy's quick solution put him in a bad light. Gator Bob will be sure to quickly capture the next discarded, toothy reptile.
Just when I thought I was out....
They pulled me back in!!!!
I said they needed to reach out to somebody from Florida or Louisiana, and they did. Perhaps the powers that be read my post.
Therefore, I take credit for his capture.
An old biker club in 011 used to have a gator at their clubhouse years ago. Near Kilpatick and Ohio.
this is a sanctuary city. who represents the gator to fight extradition? where is stoopich and jackass?
Now Humboldt Park can get back to shooting, killing and robbing....you know business as usual.
This gator tale (no pun), rather mirrors the SJW view of criminals.
Treat them special
Feed them
Give them room
Maybe just leave them alone...maybe they won’t hurt us
Call in a specialist
Don’t be aggressive in their handling
Relocate them
No amount of money is too much to spend.
Call in the guy who knows how to deal with the problem
One cast...boom in custody.
Of course they put a bow around his head for the news conference.
Gator was captured, and released after Kimmy Fox gave him an I bond and an EM bracelet.
Lil gator like that was no danger to anyone. It was a " convenient" crisis to deflect attention from the real problems affecting Chiraq.
I bonded out.
The Gator said he was put in the lagoon by 2 white men with MAGA caps, rope and bleach. ♠️
(OT) Lori Allows this rich girl they have this position and she don’t have to move into the city this just open the door for us also the move out wherever we would like to move because as police officers are skill set is well above many many people including this girl correct;
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says Wilmette adviser will ‘add value’ to her administration
https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-lori-lightfoot-schneider-fabes-residency-20190716-4xmy44zgo5bphg6kl6rhe6crmq-story.html
She could be required to move to the city of Chicago like everyone else that works for the city is required to do her house is worth $900,000 she could find a house like that Lincoln park wonder why she doesn’t want to move here is she scared because of all the crime from certain people? She came here for the job I wonder how much she’s going to be paid very interesting; look at this house
https://www.redfin.com/IL/Wilmette/108-Woodbine-Ave-60091/home/13772355
Wait a gosh darn minute wasn’t the ballerina from a rich area like this also? Coincidental? Recommendation? Hey Kevin are you reading this or you thinking about this during negotiations?
Did they name it Lefty Lori ?
So I see that tiny dancer 💃 was finally captured & is leaving town
Gator was small Guy held him with one hand around his neck people were petting him
Gators parents gonna file lawsuit against the city cause their honor student didin do nuffin
For some reason , I can tell this won't last time this will happen
Funny, Biden ordered his Senate files sealed!
This is the same asshole calling for Trump's tax
returns. Since Biden left office (V.P.) he's made
about $15M. But did he have to do it at the expense
of a small country like Ukraine? Hunter (Mr. Cocaine)
wasn't exactly on welfare either, thanks to Daddy Plugs.
That gator looked awful small to cause such a scene.
You mean to tell me that no one saw this stupid reptile, ever ever ever, before all this violence occurred? And now that the holiday is over, I wonder what the next news event will be for labor day, maybe more ice raids that never happened, or hell maybe King Kong will invade Chicago. Good luck. Politicians ruin everything.
Now they can worry about important matters..like what’s in the safe? Don’t send in Geraldo!
RWOC. Kim believed his “alli-bye”
Wonder if they borrowed Smollet's fake noose to capture it. Make America Gator Again!
A .22 caliber bullet to the back of the gators head would ended the mishandled event within the first hours. Next.
Liberals love feel-good stories...
Probably charged 50 bucks. Florida is non union no ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YkJjWOYvyTY#fauxfullscreen
I sure hope there wasn’t 2 gators this one looked much smaller.
Oh look and then over here we have this maga guy standing up for Trump and my daughter has to worry about FV cops harassing her and her friends walking home from the bars
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2019/07/16/bagel-guy-chris-morgan-signs-deal-to-fight-other-viral-celebrities/amp/
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I feel bad for Gator Bob. The Florida guy's quick solution put him in a bad light. Gator Bob will be sure to quickly capture the next discarded, toothy reptile.
7/16/2019 01:22:00 PM
Alligator Bob received a 70 year contract , from the city for future 'sightings' Min $ 5000.00 per month pPayable for standing by , another $100K if called in to search....whether he captures or not....
Rumor is he was paid $35,000
It shows you how what you have to do to get anything done in Chicago.Import people that don’t owe anything to anybody so they can do their job that they are qualified to do without embarrassing their political sponsor.
Maybe they can find a guy in Florida who can come here and catch killers too. We sure could use someone like that.
If you look closely, the video of the alligator and the one they did the perp walk with are much different in size. Could that have been a “drop-gator”? Has anyone checked Escamerit’s locker for any gators that weren’t inventoried properly?
City should have closed the park on day 1 and called in a FL gator expert right away. Those guys eat gators and then crap out a pair of boots.
No ICE But Gator captured
Gator glad to leave He could have been shot or taxed to death
Gator shouted Florida here I come
Now 35th Street has new gator leather ribbon
They dipped Governor Pritzker in the lagoon with some parsley behind his ears but the alligator didn’t want to make a pig of himself.
Like they taught us in the academy, if you find one gun be sure to search for another gun. Bet you there is another gator in there
Anonymous said...
An old biker club in 011 used to have a gator at their clubhouse years ago. Near Kilpatick and Ohio.
7/16/2019 02:54:00 PM
Stinky was the gator name there. They had him from 1992 til he passed in 2002. If you kissed his tongue you drank for free for the night.
Rumor is he was paid $35,000
7/16/2019 09:03:00 PM
Correct. And coincidentally 5 mins before the gator was caught a city and county Gator catching tax was implemented. $25k per Gator. $10k for gator catching permit, $5k Entertainment permit gator tax for all the onlookers in the park, $3k Park District lagoon fee, Wildlife county and city of Chicago tax stamp and an Anov for $20k for catching gators in a park after 2300 hrs.
One Winter and the problem is solved- by ICE.
Did Hillary put up a fight???
look closely, the video of the alligator and the one they did the perp walk with are much different in size. Could that have been a “drop-gator
I thouht they looked a little different.. its chicago, dude brought his own gator and got paid $$ while the real gator is still out there gasp
.22 caliber bullet to the back of the gators head would ended the mishandled event within the first hours. Next.
7/16/2019 07:07:00 PM
Uh as a summer floridian, tops are hard as hell, best to get underside or open mouth shot
Heard gator is on the loose again after gator Bob was carjacked
I'd love to know how much money the Shitty wasted on hiring experts, blocking off the park, security, etc. I bet the entire package cost a pretty penny. A single bullet would have been cheaper. It isn't as if the gator is an endangered animal. Too bad they couldn't have put that cost towards new police equipment, pensions, etc.
I really hate this fuking Shitty & County.
Gator Bob the world renowned reptile expert is actually related to alderman burk.
Now we will enjoy a monthly, Alligator turn-in event. Bring in a live Alligator and receive $100....... Toothless gators will also qualify......Dead gators and even fake ones also...they can't tell the difference.
Check OEMC records?
There were other calls of sightings of creatures in lagoon last night!
Did Crock hunter get the right one? Or did he bring another crock with him to save the day?
Anonymous said...
Oh look and then over here we have this maga guy standing up for Trump and my daughter has to worry about FV cops harassing her and her friends walking home from the bars
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2019/07/16/bagel-guy-chris-morgan-signs-deal-to-fight-other-viral-celebrities/amp/
7/16/2019 08:52:00 PM
Again with your complaint OK tough guy what did you do so far did you contact forestview police chief? Did you contact anyone or are you going to sit out here being a keyboard tough guy believing your story? And your previous comment you said you went outside and you saw the officer drive away as he saw you did you get anything off the car trained observer? Stop the complaining tell us what you did about it! Or maybe since forestview hires part time coppers where you were rejected from the job?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
An old biker club in 011 used to have a gator at their clubhouse years ago. Near Kilpatick and Ohio.
7/16/2019 02:54:00 PM
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They were called the "Fugawi Tribe." On N/E corner of Erie & Kilpatrick.
Wasn't Gator Bob on TV in past years? Ray Rayner and Friends or the Garfield Goose show ?
I had to laugh my ass off the other day when a saw a news clip of a very overweight Animal Control employee walking near the lagoon with a dog noose in one hand and a butterfly net in the other. Ya get what you pay for... LOL. I guess we were lucky that they even responded.
The gator & the Groot & the Foxx!!
Well the carny side show is over. Now back to the REAL news...MURDER,MURDER,MURDER.
Anonymous said...
(OT) Lori Allows this rich girl they have this position and she don’t have to move into the city this just open the door for us also the move out wherever we would like to move because as police officers are skill set is well above many many people including this girl correct;
Doesn’t she have her wedding dress in some closet in the city proper.
Word has it that a certain politician who shall be nameless knew it was going to be a warm week here, so
to take the heat off all the murders and mayhem, that politician dropped off the gator into the lagoon and called
all the news channels, thereby creating a party atmosphere and lots of news (but not one mention of the usual
debauchery of the community).
It would be funny if the guy from Florida actually brought his own gator with him then after a day pretends he "caught" the gator but not really. Collects the money and smiles all the way back to Florida. If in near future you guys happen to see another "gator in the lagoon" then it had to be 2 of them (you can't really proof it wasn't 2). Somebody call the expert from Florida again.
And why am I not allowed to skunks, possums & raccoons that have night-time visits on my property?!?
Enough with this Gator hype. The guy is a professional hunter of Gators, he caught it, given the key to the city, throwsball out etc. The city is acting like this guy just found 30 dead people vuried.
Gator Bob was far more scared of being in Chgo then the gator! Catches in in 24 hrs,takes his cash and gets out of dodge! Sums it all up!
WTF? I’ve never seen so much publicity for one baby alligator. Headline news, you would think the guy stopped a mass killing. Throws out pitch at Wrigley. all kinds of ceremonys, honors ,etc
The dumbing down of America continues unabated.
7/16/2019 01:07:00 PM
Hate to break it to you Fart, but you can't getting any dumber. The sheeple are ready for the cliff.
Willing to bet there are already other Gators in other lagoons around city. To small YET to notice but will grow.
Someone is already making.an for the next Gator Gate this time a much bigger version.
Gator Bob for Chief of Detectives! He solved a problem in one day.
Fire all those slug bosses in the detective division. Start with Staple,
and go down the line .
Glad they got the gator! Hope gator enjoys his new home.
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