Fun With Gators
Seen in Humboldt Park:
And he's brought friends:
Just thought we'd share a few of the e-mails we're getting.
And he's brought friends:
Just thought we'd share a few of the e-mails we're getting.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
74 Comments:
At least he isn’t on a segway, and his legs were too short for the divvy bikes.
The second photo is of the FTO that was banished from 025 that is now returning!
Speaking of which, where is Nagode in all of this? As the Deputy in charge of the northside sector of Ed's Clouted Clowns, shouldn't he have done a better job of babysitting Escamerit?
I mean, I know it's really not supposed to be a Deputy's job to teach a Commander of the CPD the simple moral things in life that Escamerit's parents should have taught him since adolesence but here we are. Simple etiquette such as not harassing people, not bullying others, not using his rank to gain sexual conquests, not stealing from the tax payers and lieing to the Inspector General etc.
Hey Nagode, why don't you get off your ass and put Escamerit in a corner with a dunce cap on his head until he learns to act like an adult? Your house retard keeps wasting and stealing money because he is unqualified for the job that he has had handed to him like all the other promotions in his career.
We need a congregation of alligators in the Garfield Park Lagoon. Provide a heated area for the Chicago winter near the Gold Dome Building, 100 N. Central Park. The 'gators will multiply and thrive on a diet of soylent green from the corpses of "relocated" murder victims. The 11th District's murder rate will also exponentially decrease to just "missing persons". It's a win-win situation.
If I were GD Wallace “Gator” Bradley I’d make a cameo and parlay this into some quick cash.
I heard they are getting serious about getting the Gator,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-BnRhfHmgM
Better take care of him before he grows up:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgslRiP6Um8
Leave the gator in the Lagoon and in fact, stock it with a couple more.
INSTANT TOURIST ATTRACTION!
Could be a positive for Chicago. Merchandise the HELL out of it. You could sell more T-shirts and hats and everything else.
The Loch Ness Monster creates a LOT of tourism for Scotland, you could have some gators do the same thing for Chicago.
The rumor of the day is Gator Bradley is suing Alligator Bob for defamation of character...
"EL PINCHO" the gator is quickly gaining a cult following. Groot is trying to figure out how to get him on the city council.
Has anyone seen Commandwr Don Jerome lately???
He is wearing brand new alligator boots...I’m just saying!!!!!
I've heard of Wallygator.
Is there a Kimmigator or a Lorigator? "See ya later Lorigator"
Instead of probation, how about 1 day with the gator? Might straighten a few out.
And do gators kill each other over simple things or riding Chicago's fine mass
trans*it!
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
(OT) resisting 114 mph and this jagoff was on his cell phone and what is he get moved to another command position he should’ve been fired what an embarrassment sickening pathetic punk move Eddie you are a sham for not doing your job terminating him Or at least demoting him all the way down to his nonmerit rank of patrolman no matter who his clout is:
Audio Shows Top Chicago Officer Being Chased by Indiana Police Waved, Traveled at 114 MPH
https://www.nbcchicago.com/investigations/chicago-police-indiana-chase-cpd-wodnicki-512655371.html
He could’ve literally killed somebody or killed himself Indiana stopping him definitely save some lives. Listen to the audio.
Love the scooter one.
Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
Hes headed to city hall to join the snakes in the city council.
Gator got your granny, chomp, chomp,chomp.
"....where is Nagode in all of this? As the Deputy in charge of the northside sector of Ed's Clouted Clowns, shouldn't he have done a better job..."
(a) Nagode is his own special piece of work---loves to yell, known for physically "chest bumping" officers
(b) as per CPD protocol- no exempt is actually accountable for anything--much less expected to supervise the people below them
Let’s stick with the Alligator Bob nickname for this reptile. The media already jumped aboard and named the thing Chance the Snapper - like everything needs to have ‘urbans’ Involved...
The gator has been gone for days. Expect dogs and cats to start going missing.
So what make you think gone could tech him those things since he hasn't learned them selves. Just keep filing grievances and sooner or later the city will step in and put this clown down.
Cajuns would have had that gator on the first night. This is embarrassing.
Make Chance the Snapper the new commander of 25. He couldn’t do worse and is beloved by everyone.
The second picture is the retired 3rd watch commander.
Bwaaahahaha! Love 'em!
rotflmao
Though the Latin Kings would give Godzilla a hell of a fight for territory.
On the other hand, havin' Flame-Thrower Breath gives Godzilla a slight edge. LOL
How does one send an e-mail to you, Anonymously?
My old partner had alligator arms when it came time to pay the check...
Chance the Snapper...
Gator Bradley will for sure vote straight DemoRats at next election........the Chicago way.
Hate to break the news... That gator might be an illegal alien. Does the gator have his documents in order? I think not.
Look for him to make headlines if that shakes out:
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/
GATOR DEPORTED?
Maybe the rats ate it? I know that there are plenty of them in my alley!
God help the poor sumbitch who tries to boot Aldo Gator.
https://youtu.be/fXo2FdKG5bo
"For those of you who wish to discretely report the locations of ten or more illegal immigrants to the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), phone the Chicago office at (630)574-4600."
Perhaps he snuck out the back door before the police secured the perimeter. Any small animals or children missing?
I find it ironic that the Louie-gator fled the swamp in DC back to Humboldt Park after taking the bait. It won’t be long before he’s in a cage and toothless. You don’t hear a peep from him and is said to carry his passport everywhere he goes now in case he needs to bail.
The Creature from the Groot Lagoon.
Alligator Bob is making a second career out of this, did he get a new boat or is it on loan from the Marine Unit?
He might just goofy enough to release some pythons into the le’goon to tussle with the gator.
By now I’m sure they’ve spent enough money on ol’Bob services to have pumped the lagoon dry three times, clean up all the bottom trash, restock the fish, turtles, frogs and crawdaddy.
But that might reveal that the critter had crawled off a week ago, the very same night it was spotted.
Your bipolar, twitchy mayor -
Did the pick & choose LightLoafer grant permission for CAPS’ Police (croc, alligator, platypus, snake) to ASSIST in the removal/security of this unwelcome, undocumented habitant?
From a very good source the gator is officially gone.None of the baits have even been touched. The gator is nowhere near the lagoon, the Conservation Officers are putting up a drone above where the gator tracks were seen headed out of park. They are looking specifically for any small body of water like in ground pools or even kiddie pools. A women at Hirsch/Rockwell reported an ink animal got into her large garden and tore it to shreds and the tracks weren't from a dog or possum. The agencies involved are getting very serious but don't want to panic the community,and run cute news stories with Alligator Bob. If you live or have family and friends within a mile take this seriously.
new movie coming out having to do with gators,, did they stock the lagoon for publicity?
What a croc
Gator Bradley heard that we are sanctuary city so he's just seeking asylum. Someone sign him up for LINK Card,food stamps, housing vouchers, build a new alligator's school with breakfast/ lunch & dinner included.
I feel someone will profit off this... 'Merica!
Mmm...gator steak...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
...and you won’t contact the news and file a complaint? The news would love another rapist cop story.
5 months ago it was 40 below zero. Exactly how much experience does Bob have catching gators in the wild... it would seem that you would get some one from a Gulf state to come uup and help.. running around in a kayak does not seem like the best way to catch Wally the Gator.
the gator will be a merit promotion on the cpd
Obviously, a 5 foot alligator could kill a small child. Where did they find this "Alligator Bob"?? He looks foolish paddling around the lagoon.
Cant you just send the Marine Unit over and depth charge that sucker???
To the poster stating an on duty po from Forest View was harassing your daughter and her friends on their way home from a bar in Garfield Ridge. Why didn't you immediately call the Forest View police department and notify a supervisor of this incident or maybe call Chicago Police and request a supervisor and inform them of this incident. I mean you are the police so act like one.
I hear the new mayor has decided that if the crisis isn't resolved soon there's gonna be a croc-oning.
"Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
If this happened to my daughter I'd call FV chief, State Police, FBI, channels 2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 32, Trib, Sun Times and the GR neighbood paper. I 'd call, my wife would also call and both sets of daughter's grand parents wood call every day till that son of bitch was arrested.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Obviously, a 5 foot alligator could kill a small child. Where did they find this "Alligator Bob"?? He looks foolish paddling around the lagoon.
7/14/2019 05:23:00 PM
Gator Bob was a merit promotion from the boot squad......he hasn't found any tires yet,
I heard the croc joined a street gang, the GDs, Gator Disciples. The Gator was baptized by Father Pfaker. The Gator left St. Sabina's Peace March/Voter Registration and was seen on 79th Street selling loosey cigarettes and bean pies.
Mayor Groot won't bother the Gator because it is an undocumented refugee. Bobby Rush & Danny Davis signed the gator up for Obama care, Section 8, SSI and Link cards. The gator is fitting to turn his life around.
So, SCC real name is Bob?
That's a fucking lead.
I'll put a skip trace on him and track him down.
That fucking real alligator is gonna fuck up sooner than later.
Rob a bank or bite a Democrat on the Red Line. Very tasty
in the summer: liberal juices flow freely. And they're warm
blooded: it's the free stuff of Socialism.
My old partner had alligator arms when it came time to pay the check...
7/14/2019 09:52:00 AM
You worked with my brother-in-law? God bless you!
more bullshit to take attention away from the other illefals.
although I would not have a provlem supporting the gator
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Sad, I hated Richie and rahmie and now this goofy bitch is joining them.
sI
Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
...and you won’t contact the news and file a complaint? The news would love another rapist cop story.
7/14/2019 03:19:00 PM
Did you get the plate,beat,car number? Something smells fishy office hmm! A problem a few years back lived here 35 years never heard of that problem before! Maybe the copper was doing you a solid if true and maybe making sure your sober daughter got home safe! Now get back into your home and have another beer!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"For those of you who wish to discretely report the locations of ten or more illegal immigrants to the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), phone the Chicago office at (630)574-4600."
7/14/2019 10:59:00 AM
Back of the yards, Pilsen, Little Village, Albany Park, Belmont Craigan, Hermosa, Logan Square, Garfield Ridge, Hegewish, Englewood and so many more neighborhoods. I think there’s more than ten in those areas.
Supposedly the crowds of people scared the gator off a few days ago. I’d be nervous if I lived around there and had pets.
Alligator Lives Matter!
What's one more predator in in that neighborhood. He will kind of fit right in. Probably already has a crew working some corner. Hard to keep a good Gator down.
Anonymous said...
To the poster stating an on duty po from Forest View was harassing your daughter and her friends on their way home from a bar in Garfield Ridge. Why didn't you immediately call the Forest View police department and notify a supervisor of this incident or maybe call Chicago Police and request a supervisor and inform them of this incident. I mean you are the police so act like one.
7/14/2019 06:28:00 PM
Because it's a bullsh*t story, that's why.
Let’s stick with the Alligator Bobby Maldonado nickname for this reptile.
Maldofuck doesn't have alligator arms when it comes to the developers. Feds will catch this crook before the real gator.
SCC ..both pics are the perfect description of Bobby M.
Alligator arms and the Crooqui.
According to the sources,they saw him at Walgreens buying depends, using Sundays newspaper coupons.
FYI for Gator Bob....If you are really throwing hot dogs in the water, remember that gators are not native to Chicago and they hate sport peppers and prefer ketchup to mustard. Carry on.
ANybody know how much tax money is being wasted because nobody want to put a bullet in an animal people eat at festivals?
Gator detail?
2nd so called gator hunter hired?
street and san erect fencing (I like the word)
park district employees chilling around lagoon?
or 1 rifle round?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
7/14/2019 07:34:00 AM
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FV runs 2 cops a shift. You couldn’t get their names by calling their dispatcher on the non-emergency line and follow up with the officer or their chief like a real man would? You sure your staggering drunk daughter’s perspective was spot on?
Typical city hero cop. Talk shit but won’t do anything without a partner. It must have been terribly uncomfortable for you to not have a vest to tuck your hands into. At least you’re doing a good job of staying fetal by only talking shit on a blog.
I live in Garfield Ridge and if not for the Cook County Sheriffs Police there would be zero police in 811, because they’re pulled to the east beats or voluntarily run there to get their one bag pinch so they can be on a “team” 1 month after probation. Thank god the sheriff patrols archer. And I hate dart but his cops are the only ones I see in my area. The mighty CPD is nowhere to be found unless responding to a call 20 minutes after the fact. Zero proactive policing. And Garfield Ridge has plenty of work for police to do. Try a sidestreet or an alley once in a while, there’s no crime at Portillo’s or Peaches and Pears fellas - I know the discount is nice.
“Here’s my dad, he’s a cop.” Sounds like every female who drives like a psycho through the school zones around 54th street with a checkered hat band on their mirror and some blue line bullshit or FOP medallion stuck to their plate. And then thinks they can enforce laws that suit them.
Call FV and air your beef before coming on the blog.
Alligator arms!!! , seen many in bars also
Winter weather will kill the alligator !!!!!!!! So sad for the alligator
Hey I thought Chicago was a sanctuary city? What gators are persona non grata?
Is there a reason Jim's Original is having a special on Gator bites???
https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-met-county-commissioner-parking-ticket-investigation-20190715-mzyd7d7gq5fvpmdmzcjg73cs3u-story.html
The word coming out of Accountability Monday is that the guys from Swap People are being paid to end this quickly.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
7/14/2019 07:34:00 AM
This is 2019, the first thing she or her friends would do is get out the smart phone and record it all as they were walking or maybe even put it on flakebook live? So why didn't they do that? You say nothing about them recording this guy. And I assume they all had phones with them. Video proof is always the best. And then you don't even contact anyone? This story is very hard to believe.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Northwest corner of Garfield ridge beware. Daughter and her friends walking home from the local watering hole on archer, m1 forest view cop pulls up and attempts to talk to them. Daughter and friends say they’re fine, cop begins to get mad at his rejected attempt to pick up some ladies while on the clock. Begins to mf them and try to lecture them on being intoxicated in public. None of the girls were drunk, and the bars 3 blocks from home. FV guy follows them all the way home at which point my daughter calls and I came outside. She told him here’s my dad,he’s also a cop when all of a sudden suburban hero takes off. I know this was a problem a few years back with them harassing people on archer, looks like it’s starting up again.
7/14/2019 07:34:00 AM
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I call bullshit! two sober girls walking home from the local watering hole.....OK. maybe if daddy was the police he should of made a call to fv and ask the speak to a supervisor.....
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