Gator - Day Two
No success in capture as of this afternoon.
However, fun is being had (click for larger version):
Hopefully, they take it alive, otherwise:
...we're going to see a bunch of these
However, fun is being had (click for larger version):
Hopefully, they take it alive, otherwise:
...we're going to see a bunch of these
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
77 Comments:
Just like the cougar.
Offer a Bounty.
Imagine the scene as every idiot with something that floats tries to chase Mr. Gator down. (Just like the scene in "Jaws")
Silly People.
Just post the Lagoon as a No Alligator Zone. The alligator will have to leave!
Why bother?
He will be gone by January.
While visiting in Lafayette, Louisiana for a "Ragin' Cajuns" football game, we dined on alligator etoufee at a local restaurant. Absolutely delicious! It's similar to the taste of chicken and human flesh. Many fine restaurants in New Orleans, Baton Rouge (near LSU) and Houma serve gourmet cuisine featuring alligator meat.
The reason they can't catch this "aligator" is because it is an ICE robot submarine. It is actually doing surveillance on the illegals in Humbolt Park, recoding and doing facial recognition. Groot and J.B. the Hut don't want the Fed's to deport any potential voters. So, no help to ICE from the CPD or ISP will be allowed, or there will be a big "reckoning".
And "Bob the Gator hunter" does not want to give his last name because... he is an ICE agent taking care of his secret project/toy.
Better catch him while he is still young, or else!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgslRiP6Um8
there was a time in my life where nuisance critters were just put down by the authorities. now we have idiot snowflakes calling police to save wounded birds in trees, and other rediculous wastes of time and money. now we have disease carrying pigeons and seagulls fouling parks and city homes and especially airport runways where they can bring down planes. forest preserves are over run with stunted sick deer and geese that strip vegetation and shit everywhere. the solutions, like the solutions to the crime problem, are right in front of us and tried and true...................but NO..........the snowflake alliance wont allow anything along the lines of common sense............except maybe common sense gun control. a barefoot country boy with a bolt action,.22 could fix this in ten minutes for a nickle and provide the locals with some tasty vittles. but its shitcago, lets spend a million bucks of other peoples money and move the problem elsewhere. morons.
You need to get organized if you expect to capture Mr. Gator,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-BnRhfHmgM
Remember the Cougar incident in 019... Some nut who lived in the area was threatening P.O.'s via letter... Soon after arrested
Gator graduated with honors and had a swimming
scholarship to Harvard
My gator didn du nuffin! Ya'll didn have ta make him into shoes!
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
I used to hold a theory that pornography and marijuana ruined the brains of the youth. I now know it was alligators all along which were the culprits responsible for the decay of the young generation.
ALLIGATORS!
Wow. Hilarious. You millennials in 014 really know good comedy...
Product placement time!
https://www.gatorade.com/
If Gatorade will sponsor the Chicago gator: All fiscal issues, pensions included, for this city shall be solved!
Mayor Stinkfoot has yet to approve the deal.
The alligatior is been on the news so much he is taking the heat off all the bad news stories that could have been told. Can wait until ABC 7 makes him part of the Chicago Proud stories like the first alligatior to swim in a Chicago lagoon.
What makes you think the city can catch this alligator. Plenty of experience with criminals and they can't control them zero experience with gators...just sayin
Before we do anything think from the perspective of the alligator
He put on a graduation cap and was immediately shot.
Guessing that gator will vote Dem in the next election. Even if it’s dead.
Won’t be long before people start throwing food into the lagoon in hopes of seeing the alligator surface.
I kind’ve like the fact that we have our own gator. Leave him be for the summer, then start trying to catch him in the fall! Don’t make me contact PETA...
Why are they pursuing this? I thought we were a SANCTUARY CITY?
Why not put the Detectives on the case. Maybe they would do netter with the alligators then the community. Given their stellar accomplishment the alligator will be 10-12 feet long when it dies of old age in the same lagoon.
See ya later Wally Gator.
A blast from the past.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Maybe they should try talking him out of lagoon. Bring in top hostage negotiator and give it a try. Surround the lagoon with crack SWAT teams and give it a go. Would look great on all the national news outlets. Chicago policing is already a laughing stock so why not give them something really funny.
Alligator Lives Matter too. Better be careful how you treat him don't want to offend the ALM people.
He heard about the sanctuary city status and figured it applied to his type. Just another illegal alien that needs housing and food. Figured the lagoon was his section 8 abode.
I think it is the ghost of Tom Walton. (you have to be an old-timer to get this one)
Better get him soon as he has call out to his many cousins about what a great place Chicago is and how well they treat illegals. Soon all the city lagoons will have resident alligator families. Being a Sanctuary City they will have to find a way to heat the lagoons in winter, also provide FREE food and Free medical care. Chicago values their illegal population. Guarantee with all the news this will not be an isolated situation better get used to it. Calling Maryland Perkins.
Just a zoo outreach program. If the community can't make it to the zoo they will bring the zoo other Community. Lions and tigers next. What could go wrong.
Hope they have the lagoon posted with swim at your own risk signs. Better yet swimming allowed signs.
Call troy landry ..Shoooooot him
The alligator has eyes that resemble “Lil Bit”
Wally Gator and the environmentalists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcUagHR8Ws
never thought i see the day that i would miss amy jacobson on the radio.
lmao@7/11 05:30am
When they catch him, Special Ed wants to place a vest on him and call him,
Wait for it......
An 'investigator '
(Then strip him and turn him into a pair of shoes)
Do you want this to happen!!!
https://youtu.be/SrZvu9BRhAI
“Wow. Hilarious. You millennials in 014 really know good comedy...”
Jesus Christ, you’re that guy that complains about everything. If the department decided to give us $1000/m extra for hazard pay, you’d be the guy complaining “only a $1000!? For everything I do!? This is bullshit!” SCC found it amusing enough to post, there’s some pretty funny comments so far, and here you are, miserable and complaining. Besides, have you been to 014? A ton of older coppers there. Quit complaining, be happy, and think of something funny to comment. There’s a god damn alligator running around Chicago, plenty of material. I feel bad for your friends and family who are obligated to invite you to parties, “the beer selection is limited. They only have the regular potato chips not the ones with the ridges. There’s too many balloons. There wasn’t parking in front of your house, I had to park two houses down which is unfortunate because I have a bad ankle, did I ever tell you about how I broke my ankle 20 years ago? My stupid know nothing partner who should’ve been born 20 years later to be a millennial was driving and, have I ever told you how much I hate millennials? I mean really they’re so stupid, unlike me, I’m super...hello? Hello!? Where did everyone go?” You can hear the Prozac prescriptions when you walk into a room I’m sure.
I'd strap rotten chicken to that psycho who killed the Chinese Exchange Student and those barbarians who cut the baby from the mothers womb and make him all float in the lagoon.
TO: The Cajun cannibal Remi at 12:37 AM:
What does freshly slaughtered "human flesh" taste like?
LOL, I couldn't help myself. I just had to do it. I sent the following Tweet to the Global Warming Warrior (nutcase) from NYC's 14th Legislative District, the one, the only, US Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: ......
---> @RepAOC -- An Alligator is now living in a Chicago Public Park Lagoon! It has to be due to #GlobalWarming Since this is a top priority for you ur staff should look into it asap. The Gator likely came up the Mississippi River to the Illinois River to Chicago. Pls Help thnx (smiley face emoji) <---
I will advise if I get a response from her or her staff. She's such a dunce I wouldn't doubt it. LOL.
Send in Don Jerome.
That gator will want no part of that and will immediately come ashore.
Humboldt Park? First cobras, now gators?
Has anyone thought of lowering a picture of your LightLoafer or PrickWrinkles down there and scare it to the surface?
There must be some leftover lawn signs along the banks that’s keeping it in the water.
Wonder what the Park Dist is paying Alligator Bob, don’t believe it’s a charity effort.
Some expert, 3 days and nights with no results.
Chumming the water with non-native vittles - is this clown for real or just milking the meal ticket to pay his rent?
The bozo says, oooooo- that critter is gonna put up a fight when it’s trapped.
Drama, terror and suspense on the lagoon.
Really got the tolerant, welcoming and diverse City shmoozed.
Cages and traps, what nonsense.
Try a peace circle while your at it Alligator Bob.
Simple advice of one Amos Moses...”just knock’m in the head with a stump”.
Got to hand it to the witty and deflecting FakeNews:
“Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker was happy for the heads-up, quipping during a news conference today in Chicago that “I’m not going to be swimming in the Humboldt Park Lagoon; that’s all I can say. I’m not a big fan of alligators.”
And he’s right.
Snakes are swamp noodles for ‘gators and by all counts, he could feed half of the everglades.
Nobody can spend any time IN the water when your $800,000 speedboat is cutting through ON the water.
Fear the FED alligators JB.
Gator Bob has been using rats and chicken to try and catch "EL PINCHO" the gator. Try some filet mignon or lobster tail, you'll get him.
From Beans to Gators...
this is your duly elected, near sighted short-sided, limited attention span Mayor:
(SEIU SlumTimes)
"I’m following Gator-gate," the mayor said. "It’s always an urban myth that there’s alligators here, there, climbing out of toilets and things like that. When I saw what I think was a real picture, I was pretty surprised."
Scandalous.
“This should trigger a serious conversation (libtard term) about exotic pets.”
But not before boasting CPD will not be assisting DHS-ICE ridding the Sanctuary City of criminals.
Put that serious conversation on the list with higher taxes, higher water bills for leaded water, shootings and killins, police reforms, corruption in the Council and the of course more resources for the uneducated feral kids.
Wait until she discovers garbage disposals and where vegetables (including colonial varieties) come from.
What a twit.
Need a new belt and boots.
Why is this a cpd problem? We have a cpd car detailed to this 24/7 like the mayors detail. Park district has their own security and mans the humboldt parkfield house overnight. Might as well man this too then.
As Jesse Jackson once said....I deny the allegation and I deny the alligater
Any correlation of this gator to the movie crawl in theatres about alligator
What they really need to do is bring up some gator hunters from Forida or Louisiana.
No offense to Alligator Bob, but how often does he go alligator hunting?
Put more gators in the lagoon.
I'd strap rotten chicken to that psycho who killed the Chinese Exchange Student and those barbarians who cut the baby from the mothers womb and make him all float in the lagoon.
7/11/2019 10:26:00 AM
May I please help you do it? Your solution is justly deserved by all of the individuals you mentioned.
Throw the retired 3rd watch commander in the lagoon. Poor alligator will beg to surrender!
No offense to Alligator Bob, but how often does he go alligator hunting?
7/11/2019 03:19:00 PM
He goes all the time. He just never catches a gator in his bathtub! This is the first hunt outside the tub.
Two days ago, Troy Landry would of had the gator snagged, landed, tagged and checked by the conservation people, then butchered, battered, fried and eaten!
No offense Alligator Bob,its been awhile, you look tired and now your saying the gator could be in somebody's yard! Time for Troy Landry to get it done! This things gonna end up chompn somebody.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
As Jesse Jackson once said....I deny the allegation and I deny the alligater
7/11/2019 02:47:00 PM
Huzzah!
Anonymous Dr. Lecter said...
TO: The Cajun cannibal Remi at 12:37 AM:
What does freshly slaughtered "human flesh" taste like?
7/11/2019 10:37:00 AM
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Kinda like chicken but more full bodied.
Leave him alone !!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we should keep the alligator. Tourist ahttraction! Kinda like the bean "Aldo the Alligator"
Eventually, his tail will be rolled in cracker meal, deep fried, and enjoyed with hot sauce.
Get some under water speakers and blast that song 'Old town road'. If that don't do it, just let the gator be.
"Gator lives mattter! Snouts up don't shoot! The species-ist poleeces be killin' our hatchlings!"
What the hell is Alligator Bob gonna do when he finds it ?
Gatorrrrrrr.....Gator Bradley........King of the Park Lagoooon
I think we should keep the alligator. Tourist attraction! Kinda like the bean "Aldo the Alligator"
7/11/2019 06:36:00 PM
I agree, but we will have to teach him to ice skate!
I smell another race (like we need one) in Chicago...lets call it the Gator 5k. Starts at the Lagoon and finishes at the Lagoon.
To the 014 copper that came over the zone the other night sounding like Steve Erwin
Hilarious!!
Aldo the Alligator? Reference to Aldo Raine?
Gator Bob is getting pissed off at the gator and now wants to "dynamite" EL PINCHO to the surface. The city told him to hold off on the dynamite.
Just shoot the damn thing! Big waste of time and money for a poor animal that will be put down shortly after capture.
The city council is considering making Chance the Snapper their official reptile, considering the council and Chance the Snapper have a lot in common.
If that alligator had bit someone, nobody would laughing. Was this a racial incident? Was Chance the snapper put there to snack on a certain ethnic group. Maybe the alligator can tell us.
run silent, run deep gator.
i should bring over some of these obnoxious roosters and chickens that my hip neighbors think are the bomb for some bait.
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