Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Gator Makes Bail

As predicted:

The gator was immediately granted sanctuary status.



Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/17/2019 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/17/2019 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They later provided Mr. Gator a sec 8 voicher and he will be moving to Mt Greenwood. He already has his SNAP card. kek.

7/17/2019 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an embarrassment.

7/17/2019 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Further investigation revealed ties to the new mayor. The alligator was in fact not an alligator as orginally thought, it was a alligrooter. That is why it wasn't charged, and it has been revealed that the alligrooter will be relocated to the north shore and allowed to reside there.

7/17/2019 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not? He deserves bail and the presumption of innocence, just like American Reptile. Just because he is far from home, doesn't mean he doesn't have the right to live in Chicago.

You Chicagoans shouldn't discriminate against Reptilo-Americans. Just because they have green skin doesn't mean he doesn't deserve all the rights of an American. Just ask the ASPCA and PETA.

7/17/2019 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Because she was also Good Friends With Chance The Gator Before , AND also that other Lying Psychopath Piece of Shit Jesse Smollett . If you know her you can even get away with Murder , she wont Prosecute lol

7/17/2019 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kim Foxx also asserted that the police be racists. No real proof of it but it gets me votes to say so!

7/17/2019 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 14th District did an ISR after only issuing it an ANOV for trespassing. After all, it is tact had to get both numbers in!

7/17/2019 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


That look in her face is priceless!

Reminds me of a Rottweiler.

7/17/2019 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gator is currently designing our new city sticker too.

7/17/2019 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It infuriated the SNAP LIVES MATTER movement expect protests at Lincoln Park Zoo. The penguins were throwing “milkshakes” along with long necked geese and humpty back camels.. Word is SNAPTIFA is going to shut down the Green Alligators Line.

7/17/2019 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She thought it meant Gator Bradley (who kisses her ass on twitter btw)

7/17/2019 07:28:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The gator must have been living in poverty and is a gator of color.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/17/2019 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger Hydra said...

Alligrooter? Yes, I see the resemblance in the eyes!

7/17/2019 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the Jackson, father and felon son, write a letter to let him go too?

7/17/2019 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was learned the gator was wearing a wire recorded thousands of hours of conversations with indicted alderman eddie burke

7/17/2019 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after being caught the gator was reported screaming that old 025 gallows quote
" if the ears dont fit you must acquit"

7/17/2019 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep the gator, get rid of the Foxx!

7/17/2019 08:47:00 AM  
Blogger Mike K said...

This is GATOR country!

7/17/2019 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after eddie burke is found guilty and sent to prison, queen lori will appoint the gator to alderman of the 14th ward. hey southside residents cant be worse than what you got now

7/17/2019 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Her Grootness taller than the alligator?

7/17/2019 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought is was an alligator, wazzup up with the manatee?

Conspiracy in wait.
Along with an two bit washed up alligator, a red cap, clothes line and a hot sauce bottle were found along the banks of Groot La’Goon.

7/17/2019 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I understand that a bill was introduced making Chicago a sanctuary city for alligators. Problem is they have to work out if it only includes American Gators or are crocodiles and other reptiles also included. March planned for today. Be careful of the snakes around city hall.

7/17/2019 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kimmie says there wasn’t enough video evidence to sustain the charges.

7/17/2019 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lagoon Gator is a big improvement over fellow reptile "Gator" Bradley.

7/17/2019 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Snapper related to Gator Bradley?

7/17/2019 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alligator jail, alligator justice and affordable bond, plus the short arm of the absent minded CookCo prosecution.
Where the case files sealed ?

After another dismal Unaccountability Mundane, did a feisty Grootie MacLightLoafer have Animal Control fire Alligator Bob due to his ineffective methods, poor strategies and high overtime costs and then commission OneHour Fabulous Frank Robb of Florida ?
Somebody wake up SpecialEd aka Chance the Lapper, before he falls out.

7/17/2019 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ms Foxx was later seen sporting the latest in alligator skin accessories as she stunned her minions on the red carpet..."

7/17/2019 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if was learned that the gator was hit man that murdered new york city mob boss paulie castellano in 1986.

7/17/2019 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Is Her Grootness taller than the alligator?” (7/17/2019 10:36:00 AM)

– the undocumented alligator was taller (snout to tail) than the last 4 mayors - 2 ShortShanks, Rahm and Grootie.
Each had the big mouth, full of teeth teeth and no bite.

7/17/2019 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/17/2019 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Foxx says “We as prosecutors have to own all the harms we have caused to people of color during the failed drug war”. Un fucking real. This was in an email to all ASAS praising her office for being involved in legalizing marijuana. She’s got to go.

7/19/2019 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yes they can a whole lot worse

7/19/2019 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/25/2019 12:16:00 PM  

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