Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Unauthorized Pizza Parties?

  • A federal judge on Monday gave the green light to a pair of class-action lawsuits alleging a pattern of “masturbation attacks” allegedly orchestrated by Cook County Jail inmates against female jail workers and public defenders created a hostile work environment that bosses failed to address.
(side note - "masturbation attacks" were pioneered by the Keesing Bandit years ago, long before he discovered his now-famous white wine spritzers)
  • The public defender lawsuit alleged that in June 2016, members of the jail staff threw a group of maximum-security detainees a pizza party to reward them for “going a period of time without perpetrating additional attacks,” Kennelly said in his ruling.

    According to the suit, the pizza reward only encouraged other inmates “to join in the harassment in order to become eligible for such a reward,” Kennelly said.

    Dart’s office has strongly denied the allegation. In his ruling, Kennelly noted the evidence showed the party was unauthorized and neither endorsed nor funded by the sheriff.
Is this a particular pizza party? Because there was a bunch media coverage about Dart's pioneering ways that permitted inmates to pre-order pizza - cooked up in the County kitchens - as some sort of reward for behaving and not rioting or something. Now suddenly, inmates getting pizza is "neither endorsed nor funded"? Sounds shady as Hell.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable. Masturbation attacks. And Fart can’t stop them.

8/13/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Appleseed Fund for Justice by moron's

8/13/2019 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You reward bad behavior and you get more of it!
Who would ever think that would happen?

8/13/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've hear that old proverb.

“The proof of the pudding is in the eating.”
The proof of the pizza is in the ———————

Hint: It’s what the inmates do and it rhymes. No need to respond just quietly think about it.

8/13/2019 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. - I just saw the video of Chris Cuomo going off on a guy who called him "Fredo." Needless to say, with his security team all around him, he was all badass and shit. Chris scolded the fellow that "Fredo" is the "N" word to Italians. Three things come to mind: 1) "Fredo" is a name that could stick (oh heck, from now on he IS... "Fredo"); 2) This encouraged me to look up Italian cursing and slang, "Fredo" ain't one of those words. But, Cretino (Idiot) is; 3) And, with homage to the "Godfather," I have to say "Fredo".....never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking!" As a side note, just for it's entertainment value, this does give me new incentive to watch Erkl and Fredo on the Cretino News Network.

8/13/2019 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheese Pizza?

8/13/2019 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No sausage please

8/13/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pizza parties just happened!

The Pizza Fairy(TM) showed up one day, and everyone with a hard on got pizza!
And then it happened again and again and again.
That Pizza Fairy(TM) was a busy dude!
You should have seen his pepperoni!

8/13/2019 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County Jail is one big Sausage Party?

8/13/2019 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My brother was a sheriffs deputy and he really liked his job until Dart took over. He wasn't in corrections. After Dart and his minions took over, he hated his job so much that he couldn't wait to leave. Kind of like the CPD atmosphere now, isn't it?

8/13/2019 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does this fool have to do to lose an election? We have Prickwrinkle, Foxx and Dart. These three stooges need to be retired the next election along with that blubbery bastard Prickster and her royal highness, Light Groot. You Madigan and Cullerton people need to get a clue and not vote for them any longer, our state, county and city are dying before our eyes, we need some competent, honest elected officials desperately here. I've been told I'm delusional and this post proves it, I'm sorry to admit.

8/13/2019 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

---"Dart’s office has strongly denied the allegation. In his ruling, Kennelly noted the evidence showed the party was unauthorized and neither endorsed nor funded by the sheriff. Is this a particular pizza party? Because there was a bunch media coverage about Dart's pioneering ways that permitted inmates to pre-order pizza - cooked up in the County kitchens - as some sort of reward for behaving and not rioting or something. Now suddenly, inmates getting pizza is "neither endorsed nor funded"? Sounds shady as Hell."

The judge is doing his best to cover for the Cook County Machine. If the pizza parties are "unauthorized" and not endorsed and not funded by the Cook County Sheriff or Cook County Government, then the pay out by Cook County will presumably be smaller. Sounds great, except they were authorized and approved according the fawning media coverage.

Sounds like the judge is abusing these women all over again.

8/13/2019 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exthra Thauth on mine Puleeezz.

8/13/2019 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit. I was there for it. “Chief” Tarry Williams, formerly the “Programs Warden” from IDOC arranged it.

He arranges for social workers and mental health specialists to come in with big screen TV’s with DVD players to play movies for the inmates all day. For “therapy.”

8/13/2019 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey! I asked for extra pepperoni! Where's my pepperoni?"

"Zip! Here it is!"

8/13/2019 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I too am getting a case of the vapors!

8/13/2019 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought they were encouraging Master Bakers.

8/13/2019 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media was all over this “progressive” program for the housed. But don’t wait for that same media to point this fact out.
That’s the news here from the RMS Titanic...

8/13/2019 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County Culinary Institute

8/13/2019 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not To Worry......
Sen. Corry Booker (D) attended a $25/person fundraiser
at Slate in Manhattan last night.
Booker is available for speaking or fundraising events
through the Bill/Hill Talent Agency.

8/13/2019 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hand tossed....????

8/13/2019 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This shit is Saturday Night Live material.

8/13/2019 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Pizza making was on the local TV Channels
The Pizza Instructor was a well known Chef
How did he and the TV cameras get in the secure Cook County Jail?
The students had CCJ jump suits on
This was considered Therapy

8/13/2019 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart, always trying to come off as the smartest guy in the room is notorious for treating his officers like shit, snubbing them and instead glad handing the inmates. In a radio interview, videotaped and available on YouTube, he boasts of sending Sheriff's employees to the far reaches of the county for their assignments, so if the officer lived south, he'd be assigned somewhere up by Deerfield, just to screw with them. He's been out of his element for more than a decade, a sense of entitlement developed similar to the merit picks since every position he's held has literally been handed to him. Initially selected to fill out a state senate term vacated by 19th Warder Joyce, then after redistricting appointed as an assistant to Mike Sheahan in the Sheriffs office and then when Sheahan announced retirement, endorsed by Sheahan to be his successor. And since then, he received a Time magazine compliment as one of the most influential politicians in the US. His history as Sheriff has consistently shown that he cherry picks the duties of his office. Not content to supervise the jail, the courts and patrol unincorporated areas of Cook County, Darts credits include suing Craigslist for adult services advertising, puppy rescues, whore rehabilitation, overseeing capital projects like a quarry in Robbins and on and on. Time for this social worker to turn his Mt. Carmel fleece, get a haircut and look for a legitimate job. Your condensation and elitism makes us puke.

8/13/2019 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plaster the walls of the jail cells with pictures of Lightfoot and Preckwinkle that I'll stop their erotic behavior. ♠️

8/13/2019 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

castration anyone?

8/13/2019 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing good happens at a pizza party. Especially a party in jail. WTF was Dart thinking. Sorry just remembered you got to have a brain to think.

8/13/2019 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Competent elected officials from the Chicago Machine. No way no how. Going to have pull the Red lever next election. Pulling the Democratic lever will only get you more of the same. The Democratic names might change but the methods will be the same. ALL ILLINOIS DEMOCRATS are crooks. Got that ALL DEMOCRATS ARE CROOKS OR EVEN WORSE NOW SOCIALISTS.

8/13/2019 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tommy boy is laying low. Not so long ago he was a total media hound now you can't find him any where. don't worry Tommy. We voters have not forgotten about you. We will show you how true during the next election.

8/13/2019 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mandatory castration would stop it. Would also prevent them from populating the community with next generation of thugs and leeches.

8/13/2019 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't know pizza was an aphrodisiac.

8/13/2019 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicken shit Darts idea goes sideways and now it becomes someone else's fault.
Typical Dart management team, throw someone under the bus and divert blame.

8/13/2019 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hadn't realized at the time the pizza party was a reward for refraining from masturbation.

Seems even more special now.

Fucking animals.

8/13/2019 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook Co - the dumbest voters in the nation.

8/13/2019 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County needs to quit beating around the problem.

8/13/2019 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did some of those Jag-offs get jobs working for Groot?

8/13/2019 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flip your toad and a slice of pizza. What could be better?

8/13/2019 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another pay out by taxpayers because they put incompetent Fart as sheriff. Way to go Chicago..

8/13/2019 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it would be silly to ask why female deputies are assigned to a male prison/jail...

Do the zoo keepers sue the Zoo when the monkeys fling their poo?

8/13/2019 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Came on CPD in in 1986 before that Cook Co.jail guard. Sausage fest was ongoing then to the females working in CookCo jail complex . Little to nothing done. How to I sign up for lawsuit? Business as usual nothing to see here.

8/13/2019 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suspect fatally shot, 5 arrested after attempted car theft leads to high-speed chase from Lake County to Chicago

nice feel god story

8/13/2019 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Kennelly noted the evidence showed the party was unauthorized and neither endorsed nor funded by the sheriff. “

Then who ordered and paid for the pizzas? It sure as hell wasn’t the inmates - they don’t pay for anything.

This wasn’t a one-time pizza party. There was a lot of pizza flowing through there. More democratic cover-up.

8/13/2019 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Close the jail, 2. Offer China, or N. Korea, or Russia, or some other country with no nonsense penology half of what we pay now to house our prisoners 3. Have truth in sentencing full terms, 4. All savings go to pensions. See? It's easy to govern.

8/13/2019 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should start calling the jail,”Choakie Cheeses”

8/13/2019 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pepper the pecker and things will calm down.

8/13/2019 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t that idiot Dart on 60 minutes bragging about his pizza innovations?

8/13/2019 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Oh the memories. I had to go through a twelve step program to break my addiction to masturbation parties. No relapses though. I found other ways to channel my endless energy.

Please stop by my pretty for information, pizza, and of course, an unlimited supply of my famous white wine spritzers.

8/13/2019 08:19:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Did I say, Now, kees me you fool!!!? I don't remember.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!!

No mistakes this time.

8/13/2019 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The spankmaster would like a sausage pizza. Easy on the red sauce, it gives him heartburn.

8/13/2019 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trib Website BREAKING NEWS....a long article about a suburban video gamer who used to do heroin....how the fck is that breaking news???it is a nice enough piece, interesting, what appears to be some facts...but breaking news????, not by along shot.

8/13/2019 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Lori is quite the bitch. said...

Dart is the Obama of prison management

8/13/2019 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only because the liberal attorneys were now being exposed to that bullshit! So funny I was working the lock up at CCB at 26 th and this female white attorney was pleading with one of the animals before court call. I was about 5 feet back yesterday the elevator. All I heard was the female yell Shit !!!! I turned and looked. the animal spit on her face. I turned around as if orient see suit . That made my day !! N

8/13/2019 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pizza is like sex
When it’s good it’s great
But even when it’s bad it’s alright

8/13/2019 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable. Masturbation attacks. And Fart can’t stop them.

He collected it for"his private DNA collection "

8/13/2019 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart has to be protected at all costs.

8/13/2019 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking Democrats doing their thing.

8/13/2019 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tommy Dart: Another Bright Beam
Tommy "High Beams" Dart
30 Minutes or Less Or It's Free
Insured by Hogfish & Daley, LSD
A Rahm Emanuel Company

8/13/2019 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you only buy one weed stock, make it GrootWeed,
"The Weed of Life." TM

8/13/2019 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when " hard labor" was eliminated the misbehavior increased. Jail house antics has always been there( fights, stabbings, killings, drug use, smuggling by guards, sex with the opposite sex arranged), but having the inmates do work has always served to calm things down. I love these social experiments, some work and some do not. I cannot be angry at Dart and his jail staff for trying things out. But, he must protect innocents who work in these hostile environments.

8/13/2019 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crook County and its failed leadership writes a new chapter expanding on corrosive and corruptive practices in public corruption. No one is spared from its ugly practices not even the humiliation of female victims. They have to go to federal court to get redress for this hostile work environment. No media interests, no MeToo Movement, no nothing. The Machine owns these outlets and special interest groups. It's the Chicago Way.

This law suit is an embarrassment to the power brokers who own this town and county. What's more embarrassing is that citizens continue to vote for these slugs like Fat Toni, Tim (Black Robes) Evans, Kim the Fixer, Tom (I'm doin what I'm told) Dart, and the Murder Mayor. These poor excuses for local leadership foster a criminal environment for Dude, Inc to flourish and prosper while terrorizing the Community. These are the people that give us reform, accountability, reckoning and, of course, social justice. So enjoy what you voted for and deserve. These are the slugs that allegedly make us Chicago Proud.

8/13/2019 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did Sheehan run the jail with twice the inmates and half the issues Dart is having. Sounds like a failure in leadership.

8/13/2019 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So some poor staffer who never wanted to reward the unruly inmates with pizza will take the fall for Sheriff Dart. Unreal!

8/13/2019 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the suit a Black Female Public Defender confronted dart after she was repeatedly subjected to sexual assaults in his jail. He told her to deal with it or find another job. Nice working environment..... What I find humorous is many of the readers on here lean conservative/anti-"frivolous" lawsuits. But everyone here is rooting for the woman cause they know the allegations are true.

8/13/2019 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So masterbate and stop free pizza
But never masterbate and no pizza?
Stupidity rewarded

8/13/2019 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masturbation attacks?
Enough with the goofy snowflake bs already.
What’s next, compensating losers of pissing contests ?
Lest we forget the Pubic Defender is still squawking about the Big Johnson’s Gun-O-Fender Dashboard too.

DilDart been running his jail his way for how long now?
Since flogging the dolphin is as old as mankind, only now some snowflakes find it’s a pizza pie that’s an incentive to spank the monkey.
Where’s the love?

If the liberals don’t like the working conditions (they sent me to an unsafe neighborhood) they can always refuse...right?
How about just don look?
We know the other half of the looney libs want everybody released from Dart Jail.
Would they like to interview these fellers at their residences?
Sounds more like an administrative labor issue than a lawsuit, but the County likes t hand out cash to friends.
This will likely be settled before there’s any lengthy trials.

Let’s make the life and job of a public defender easier, okay?
In the spirit of wasting taxpayer money, maybe instead of pizza parties the County could buy some sort of fit-bit monitors that calculates wrist or wanker movements, giving the PD a window into when it may be safe to interview and avoid the awful sight of the dumb stick.

I’m sure there were more important, serious legal cases that were denied a day in court yet the screwball panel of nitwits let this nonsensical, corny lawsuit proceed, if only for a quick payout.

8/13/2019 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And in the end, only the taxpayers get fucked again.

8/13/2019 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Roy Rogers said...

Masturbation Attacks.
"Outrageous" acts are sometimes very funny.
I am not triggered.

8/13/2019 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

---"Dart's Office strongly denied allegation"...I think not

I'm thinking there are some competent assistant female public defenders/law clerks that barely twitch during such counselor/offender interviews. However.......given Dart's solution of 'Pizza parties' for good behavior is without question, appalling.

This should prompt an exodus of sharp forward thinking female public defenders trying to log experience, to jump to greener pastures that of which is called, the private sector.

Questions to ponder.

1) Is our Sheriff & his department heads that simpleminded?
2) Is he, dare I say, a misogynist?
3) Will HE wear his Mt. Carmel pullover during his next TV interview?

...could not help myself on #3.

8/13/2019 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw. stop making fun of the Keeezing Bandit. At least he didn't force anyone to watch. I think. :)

I bet this judge can't wait for discovery in the case, to later find out about the memos and emails showing it was authorized by Dart of his minions. Dart's denial isn't even remotely plausible.

8/13/2019 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with all the jeffrey epstein suicide / murder theories

here is mine it was tom hagan from the movie the godfather part II paid epstein a visit.
Tom Hagen: Don't worry about anything, jeffrey-Angels.
epstein: Thanks, Tom. Thanks.

Tom Hagen: jeffrey, you were always interested in politics, in history. I remember you talking
jeffrey epstein : Yeah, I still read a lot. They bring me stuff.
Tom Hagen: You were around the old timers who dreamed up how the Families should be organized, how they based it on the old Roman Legions, and called them 'Regimes'... with the 'Capos' and 'Soldiers,' and it worked.
epsteins: Yeah, it worked. Those were great old days. We was like the Roman Empire. The daley family was like the Roman Empire.
Tom Hagen: (sadly) Yeah, it was once. (very gently) The Roman Empire... when a plot against the Emperor failed, the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes.
Tom Hagen: [sadly] Yeah, it was once. [very gently] The Roman Empire... when a plot against the Emperor failed, the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes.
epstein: Yeah, but only the rich guys. The little guys got knocked off. If they got arrested and executed, all their estate went to the Emperor. If they just went home and killed themselves, up front, nothing happened.
Tom Hagen: Yeah, that was a good break. A nice deal.
epstein: They went home and sat in a hot bath and opened their veins, and bled to death. Sometimes they gave a little party before they did it. Hagen throws away his cigar.

8/13/2019 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tiny dancer/tiny pizza

8/13/2019 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris 'Fredo' Cuomo
Don't call me Mr. Pizza
'cause my big brother is bad, bad, bad

8/13/2019 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pizza Island, USV
Tom Dart, Sheriff

8/13/2019 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they put salt-peter in the mash potatoes that should keep the whack-in off down?

8/13/2019 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is on that pizza that got these scumbags so charged up?
there is something for that nonsense. fucking use it.

8/13/2019 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The comments read like these people live in Chicago.


8/13/2019 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work the Max divisions. It absolutely happened. It absolutely was funded. It absolutely was authorized. I saw the memos myself.

8/13/2019 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We choose truth over facts.
(We'll get to the bottom of these masturbation attacks)
Joe Biden, 5 days ago at the Iowa State Fair

8/13/2019 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another lying democrat, this complete city-county-state is a swamp,and wait until Jan 2020 when the pot which is so much higher in THC will be freely available,watch the mva (motor vehicle accidents), and the drug heads pile up in the emergency rooms! Was just in Boston where pot dispensaries are going rec and the lines were long,they had on duty coppers directing traffic because the streets are responsibility of local law enforcement can you say shit show? We have at least 2 in 008 and so far for medical purposes no problem but when legal will definitely present a problem.

Fat ass JB quickly signed that bill and just signed the "chronic pain," for weed along with many other maladies so medical is now for everything why even legalize for rec? The taxes will be in the 30-40% range on rec, that is why you want medical card because taxes will be capped at 2% and you have first priority on getting it over rec!

Saying all that to say this nothing is earmarked for hard working coppers pensions which were stolen by elected democrats and with the coming "forensic audit," of the fat cats at the pension board this will get very interesting and god willing many of the family and friends thieves will be on the first seat on that prison bus soon!

8/13/2019 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that it happens to these young leftist public defenders. It was never a problem until they had to deal with it. Fuck you, dookie is horny and has got to take care of it, so you just sit there and deal with it. Get a small taste of the savagery we all deal with on a daily basis. A few willies being whacked and they’re suing and writing articles about it, but when we get assaulted and battered at work, it’s no big deal to them. Shut up you leftists, you’re going to ruin their concentration. Once he’s done, you can get prepare the defense. Just don’t get any on the case file, the pages stick together.

8/13/2019 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like no bail & cases dismissed "encourages" murder and mayhem in Cook County.

8/13/2019 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. A "new" plan for Chicago.

As Gang Murders Surge, South Africa Sends Army to Cape Town, and the City Cheers

Cape Town has become one of the world’s most dangerous cities, and the government has deployed troops to quell the violence. Many residents welcome the soldiers’ presence, but worry about what’s next.


8/13/2019 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Plaster the walls of the jail cells with pictures of Lightfoot and Preckwinkle that I'll stop their erotic behavior. ♠️
8/13/2019 06:42:00 AM

Now That was Funny !!!!

8/13/2019 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
I work the Max divisions. It absolutely happened. It absolutely was funded. It absolutely was authorized. I saw the memos myself.

8/13/2019 02:41:00 PM

My hat is off to you working anywhere in the corrections system. I spent 34 years in the worst areas of Chicago and never once did I have any urge to work inside a jail or prison. I had an academic life and we spent some time in state prisons interviewing and surveying convicts. I hated to walk into the prisons and could not wait to walk out. They do not pay you enough

8/13/2019 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love pizza !!!!!!

8/13/2019 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The following are to report tomorrow for facial scans,
iris scans, and bionic chip insertion, along with ID
Lori 'Fredo' Lightfoot
Special Fredo Ed
Rahm Rowboat Emanuel
Tom 'Big Hair' Dart

8/13/2019 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And in a secluded, soundproof and lightproof room
within the Crook County Jail, a locomotive Mars light
gyrates behind a custom multicolored plastic lens
while Tom Fart experiences otherworldly mind-bending
experiences on LSD. This is his therapy. His psychological
profile is confidential.

8/13/2019 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart has already showed some ankle on his mental status

8/13/2019 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked in Div 9 when the masturbator deck (1B) was turned into a project deck where they were given fried chicken, ice cream, pizza, and cake amongst other things. You know what it did? Made them entitled and there were still inmates being kicked off the deck for masturbation on a regular basis. The jail was soft at the expense of all the civilian staff and sworn staff there.

8/13/2019 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of very big checks about to be written. Many Tens of millions of dollars down the Dart drain. These fools make it so easy to let anyone with half a brain drain the city coffers. With as many involved in this class action suit you can be sure that the city will be making a settlement offer very soon they will not let this go to trial. Way too many machine democrats will be caught up in net.

8/13/2019 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why you have male attend to males and females attend to females !!!

8/13/2019 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Thank the heavens! Lake County ain't woke. Five hood rats charged with murder! Hey Preckwinkle, Evans, Foxx and Lightfoot, restorative justice is a bunch of nonsense inside and outside of Crook County! There is a special place in hell for all four of you. It is the same place Preckwinkle wished on Ronald Reagan, except RR is in heaven!

8/13/2019 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry SCC off topic just a reminder for anyone going to court tomorrow 26 California room 400. The trial for one of the defendant/murders of officer John Rivera #11295 EOW 23Mar2019 is in progress please remind the readers to stop by and show support for one of our own who was taken away from us way to soon.

Rest In Peace Officer Rivera

8/13/2019 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read all the posts, some of them are really humorous. The gallows humor of cops is one of the reasons I always wanted to be the police all those years ago.

8/14/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Thank you for your support. In the neighborhood where my pretty loft is, there are many, many young virile men who love to watch......and then go to the Cubs game after they wash their hands.lo

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/14/2019 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.

8/14/2019 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a compulsive liar who's also a sheriff, a pizza maker, and a clouted democrat? Tommy dart

8/14/2019 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget Dicks Out for Harambe, Dicks Out for Pizza is where it is at.
I won't be surprised if this makes it to the schools.

8/14/2019 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you look into this further, the very LAST thing they did after everything else failed, was handcuffing them behind their back.

Had that been the first measure taken, not only would it have been the cheapest, but it would have been the most effective.

Quit making things so complicated, and embarrassing.

8/14/2019 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may be a day late and a dollar short, but hopefully someone is still reading this thread.

Queue up Dean Martin:
"When the goon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's Armore..."

8/14/2019 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read all the posts, some of them are really humorous. The gallows humor of cops is one of the reasons I always wanted to be the police all those years ago.

8/14/2019 12:17:00 AM

It is a tool for leo's to keep their sanity. Most people do not understand it. Thank you for your support.

8/14/2019 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love pizza !!!!!!

8/13/2019 08:16:00 PM

Made me laugh! Would the copy of the copy be a Fredo?

8/14/2019 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plaster the walls of the jail cells with pictures of Lightfoot and Preckwinkle that I'll stop their erotic behavior. ♠️

8/13/2019 06:42:00 AM

After I read your post, it sure stopped mines!

8/14/2019 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

michael corleone describing fredo (aka chris cumeo) to tom hagan in the godfather partII
"Fredo(chris cumeos) has a good heart, but he is weak...and stupid, and stupid people are the most dangerous of all. I've kept you out of things, Tom, because I've always known that your instincts

8/14/2019 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cleans up after the masterbation attacks

8/14/2019 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger Just a guy said...

Kinda gives a new meaning to the phrase,"Getting whacked".
Just saying...

8/14/2019 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

When the Jail is run by a notorious Crank-Yanker Democrat, what else can be expected ?

8/18/2019 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Josh Randall Says;

I see it also as yet another failure of Diversity and Political Correctness, that years ago replaced logic and common sense. The Leftists just had to make guarding a men's penal Institution (no pun intended) a Co-Ed Job, otherwise it would in their pretzel logic pea brains be Discriminatory towards Females. Now, because the tried and true Old School Methods that worked the best have been thrown out the window, we have non-stop problems, which just make Lawyers and Gold-Diggers richer, while making us Taxpayers poorer, as our Tax Dollars are what are used to pay off all these Lawsuits. Old School is still the best school. and the simple lesson is that if you fuck with somethin that works pretty well most of the time, it will just foul things up even more in the long run. And that pretty well also describes the agenda of the Democrat Party.

8/19/2019 07:49:00 PM  

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