Fake News
We all know this couldn't possibly happen because the CTA has those "no guns allowed" signs posted all over the place:
- A 21-year-old man is in police custody after he accidentally shot himself Sunday on a Red Line train near the Garfield station in Englewood.
The man was riding a southbound train about 9:30 a.m. when his gun went off as the train pulled into the Garfield station, 220 W. Garfield Blvd., Chicago police said.
One day the media will be held to account for the lies they constantly tell in furtherance of the lib-tarded agenda.
Guns on the CTA....what are they going to try to tell us next?
Guns on the CTA....what are they going to try to tell us next?
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
37 Comments:
Concealed means concealed.
Use a good holster and the right clothing.
No one will know you are carrying until you let them know.
Well if it weren’t for all the crime on Chicago’s mass transit system there would have not been a need for the rider to arm himself.
“We all know this couldn't possibly happen because the CTA has those "no guns allowed" signs posted all over the place:”
Your Honor, We will be asking for a motion to dismiss as my client cannot read “sign language”!
I hate when my gun just decides to just go off. Its scary and loud. It frightens other passengers.
Hopefully the projectile decimated his coin purse, forever rendering him unable to breed.
Legalize drugs crime drops was the writer high?
Crime fell near pot shops after marijuana was fully legalized, Colorado study shows
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/9/15/20858101/crime-fell-near-pot-shops-after-marijuana-was-fully-legalized-colorado-study-shows
Give them more fentanyl not only will crime drop but bodies will drop! The marijuana of today with higher thc levels is not mom and dads weed nope very potent, just legalize all drugs the democrats want this let it happen! God bless the police!
Opps. You just cant make this shit up.
He was on his way home after work to pick up his wife and children and take them out for a Sunday picnic, then his wife would make dinner while he helped the children with their homework.
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...
Hopefully the projectile decimated his coin purse, forever rendering him unable to breed.
“I second that emotion.”
did the gun get pissed off smelling the crack of his ass or junk?
Democrats? Libtards? Those are cute names for Communists.
Lil' Lori is Deep State, in case you haven't figured out by now. Kimmy Foxx, as well. Same thing is happening in every major City.
Red Flag Laws will only be applied to working taxpayers, not to bangers. Congress has prohibited existing gang databases to be included in Red Flag Laws, they only will target 'White Survivalists'. I don't know who they think is going to go and collect these legally purchased weapons, but it sure won't be me.
Kritarchy: If "monarchy" denotes rule by one person and "oligarchy" denotes rule by a few, "kritarchy" is rule by judges. Sound familiar, Cook County? Laws are passed, arrests made, but Judges/CCSA do as they please with select groups.
Communism absolutely requires a disarmed population. They want to embolden armed bangers while removing your Right to defend your family. The USA is the last remaing armed Society on the planet. They want to make it so crime is so bad, the SJW soccer moms beg for a ban.
Read some History, it will behoove you in the painful transistion to a New World Order. Learn about the Kalergi Plan, UN Agenda 21. Look to the Bolshevik formation of the USSR for insight, the book : 200 Years Together is a great place to start.
Technology has emboldened the greedy, old Bilderberg creatures; they don't even hide in the shadows any longer. Educate friends and family- we will need each other to make it.
Probably a Glock. There is a lot to be said for a double action/single action trigger. I never liked those DAO triggers. Or maybe he was simply an idiot.
All those no guns allowed signs are Unconstitutional. They are an Infringement on 2nd Amendment Rights. Expect many Lawsuits soon. Just more creeping Socialism. Remember the Heller Decision.
Red line jihadist? Blew his junk off?
I heard (from a unsubstantiated source) that this individual is 4th generation related to a swim pool board diving, straight-razor toting, bad dude named Corn Pop.
Since this negligent discharge occurred during random transit from one nondescript location to another, his attempt to conceal the firearm (assumptions it was an Indiana purchase) in a secret location for later retrieving was not possible and therefore the Heard Shots-Felt Pain Agg Batt - Offender Unk case report was alleviated. It’s a small Jugghaid SpecialEd win and keeps him in good standing with King Luring LightLoafer.
Anyway, let me prep the defense...if I may;
... they ain’t his pants, ain’t his gun, don’t know how no gun got up in there.
Case Closed.
No FOID confiscation necessary, never had one so no penalty.
Deferred to ANOV Accounts Receivable collections
CTA is conducting a turnstile jumping incident and if warranted will suspend the subjects Ventura Card for 10 days.
It’s Always Sunny in Sanctuary City.
More bull shit from the City that gave you the original bullshit of "Gun Free Zone" signs. These signs are for you and me. It is meaningless to Dude, Inc and other gun slingers.
The CTA is the criminal's highway transportation network for getting around the city and prey on its victims. If you are a gun slinger and intend to rob or hurt someone with your gun why would even take time to read the signage. Maybe for laughs.
The Gun Free sign will do little for you as your cell phone is being ripped out of your hand as you lay and bleed out.
I carry on the CTA Red Line all the time. I ride to 95th Street and back to the Ville for fun. No one has had the balls to say boo to me. Retired. Not in good standing
"The marijuana of today with higher thc levels is not mom and dads weed nope very potent, just legalize all drugs the democrats want this let it happen!"
So true, allow everyone to grow, smoke and sell. Wouldn't this provide good jobs for the kids on the street corner? Why let those rich fat cats corner the dope market? Legalize all drugs, just don't make me pay for the rehabilitation.
I am a retired Chicago Police officer now living in Peoria [Phoenix suburb].
I have a LEO HR-218 Concealed Carry authority and a card issued by the State of Arizona.
Upon visiting Chicago will I legally be able to carry a firearm on CTA property?
I am not asking anyone for an informal answer.
Is there some sort of written documentation or decision about this matter?
The only thing that prevents upwards of 3,000 murders a year in Chicago is that most of the thugs can't shoot straight.
He beez funnin
Didn’t the mayor get on TV and said we’re about $1 billion short and she’s saying she’s gonna raise property taxes again but yet she’s doing this bullshit what a liar;
Despite $15 million cost, Lightfoot’s debt relief program advances to full City Council
https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2019/9/16/20868818/despite-15-million-cost-lightfoots-debt-relief-program-advances-full-city-council
Looks like her new nickname will be lying Lori nice ring to it.
OT:
What are the chances that today's private meeting between Lightfoot and Preckwinkle ended with one of them shouting "Your Momma! and the other responding "Bitch!"?
99+%!
Lol.
And on these CTA platforms late at night,
a drunken Rahm extends his arms like Frankenstein
and enters "the Dom mode." His mouth contorts
like Rocky as he utters "Letty, Letty, Letty." This
lost, tortured creature continues to moan "Letty."
(Seriously, nobody fuck with this cat)
Anonymous Retired In Arizona said...
I am a retired Chicago Police officer now living in Peoria [Phoenix suburb].
I have a LEO HR-218 Concealed Carry authority and a card issued by the State of Arizona.
Upon visiting Chicago will I legally be able to carry a firearm on CTA property?
I am not asking anyone for an informal answer.
Is there some sort of written documentation or decision about this matter
As I understand it, and I am not a lawyer, both states and cities can limit your ability to carry in certain areas. Football games, schools, casinos and hospitals come to mind. While you can legally carry a gun within the state, they may prohibit carrying in these venues. A simpler version of this might be if you came to dinner at a friends home and he asked you to take your weapon outside because he has little kids at home, he is within his rights to request this. I have carried on the CTA many times, but that don’t make it legal.
Is this fake enough?
Rahm will speak at Adler on Thursday night, Oct. 31,
2019 @7:30 PM (Halloween night).
Topic(s): Doomsday machines, nuclear hurricanes,
and Russian spies.
Admission prices:
Adults: $9.50
Students and children: $5.50
Illegal guests to Chicago: $2.50
Scum Daddy Biden,
Did you take Molly (MDMA)?
Off the wall stories
Have a common thread
Chains
My Baby's Got Me Locked Up In Chains
And They Ain't The Kind That You Can See
(See)
He's so fucked up
(Fucked up)
He faced off with Corn Pop
(Corn Pop, Corn Pop, Yeah)
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/lightfoot-adds-gangoutreach-veteran-to-new-public-safety-office/f76b5115-1f4a-4d77-86eb-2b774070e478
$130,000 a year and he gets a staff too.
Check with the Illinois State Police if out of state retired or active out of state police can carry on CTA.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Retired In Arizona said...
I am a retired Chicago Police officer now living in Peoria [Phoenix suburb].
I have a LEO HR-218 Concealed Carry authority and a card issued by the State of Arizona.
Upon visiting Chicago will I legally be able to carry a firearm on CTA property?
I am not asking anyone for an informal answer.
Is there some sort of written documentation or decision about this matter
As I understand it, and I am not a lawyer, both states and cities can limit your ability to carry in certain areas. Football games, schools, casinos and hospitals come to mind. While you can legally carry a gun within the state, they may prohibit carrying in these venues. A simpler version of this might be if you came to dinner at a friends home and he asked you to take your weapon outside because he has little kids at home, he is within his rights to request this. I have carried on the CTA many times, but that don’t make it legal.
9/16/2019 06:03:00 PM
This is my take on it......
As with many Illinois laws, you need a team of lawyers and a judge to figure them out....
since Federal law says we need to obey local laws, the Illinois Concealed Carrier statute comes into play with one little paragraph.."Sec 65 Prohibited areas. (1) A licensee under THIS act".........(act meaning the Ill Concealed Carrier act not IROCC ) Before you moan, this exempts IROCC holders from this paragraph......BUT (BIG BUT) Paragraph A10 apparently covers ALL concealed weapons, police, IROCC and civilian and makes no exceptions and allows property owners to ban carriers...(Window sticker)
(430 ILCS 66/65)
Sec. 65. Prohibited areas.
(a) A licensee under this Act shall not knowingly carry a firearm on or into:
(1) Any building, real property, and parking area under the control of a public or private elementary or secondary school.
(omitted)
(a-10) The owner of private real property of any type may prohibit the carrying of concealed firearms on the property under his or her control. The owner must post a sign in accordance with subsection (d) of this Section indicating that firearms are prohibited on the property, unless the property is a private residence.
Of course, IROCC holders are subject to the Safe School Act......but there is supposedly a revamp of IROCC coming thru exempting holders from that restriction.
Signs DON'T keep you safe, keep dreaming !
Let's hope he blew his package off so he can no longer pollute the earth with his genetic material.
"...I ride the Red Line from 95th St. To the 'Ville..."
Don't I see you in Beatrice's?
Anonymous Retired In Arizona said...
I am a retired Chicago Police officer now living in Peoria [Phoenix suburb].
I have a LEO HR-218 Concealed Carry authority and a card issued by the State of Arizona.
Upon visiting Chicago will I legally be able to carry a firearm on CTA property?
I am not asking anyone for an informal answer.
Is there some sort of written documentation or decision about this matter?
Rent a car and you won’t have to worry
Anonymous Retired In Arizona said...
I am a retired Chicago Police officer now living in Peoria [Phoenix suburb].
I have a LEO HR-218 Concealed Carry authority and a card issued by the State of Arizona.
Upon visiting Chicago will I legally be able to carry a firearm on CTA property?
I am not asking anyone for an informal answer.
Is there some sort of written documentation or decision about this matter?
9/16/2019 01:07:00 PM
2)The Common Carrier Conflict: LEOSA does not specifically authorize carry on board “common carriers” such as aircraft, trains, buses, and ferries. The aircraft exclusion is understandable, due to the many security and safety issues involved in air travel. However, Congress should reconsider the blanket “common carrier” exclusion regarding Amtrak. In many urban and suburban areas, common carriers are heavily utilized by retired officers as well as active duty officers traveling out-of-state. The presence of armed and experienced LEOs on common carriers, active duty or retired, will allow for quicker response and intervention in active shooter incidents on a train, bus, or
ferry
Josh Randall, Wanted Dead or Alive, Says:
No Gun signs on business windows are technically Unconstitutional, as they are an Infringement on a citizens right to keep and bear Arms. However, to fight a charge would cost a fortune, and until this is rectified in the Supreme Court like the Heller Decision eventually was, it is best to not rock the boat and abide by the businesses no guns signs. The best way at present to rectify this situation is to spread the word, and boycott all businesses displaying these signs. Hit them in the pocketbook, and they will change their tune real quick, just like Dicks Sporting Goods recently found out. Calling for specific boycotts on certain days like National Holidays is an effective way to send a message to any of these Anti-Gun Companies and Businesses. Stick together and participate if you see a Boycott scheduled. Same with picketing certain anti-gun Politicians. Remember, many more are killed in the US every year by Doctors Malpractice, Auto crashes, Drug Overdoses, Abortions, etc; than by firearms owned and carried by Law Abiding People. The Socio-communist Politicians make little or no effort to stop all this killing, yet they want firearm bans and confiscations. What does this tell you out their with a brain in your heads ? They want us disarmed, so they can FULLY control ALL us Peeons, while they hold all the guns and power. History tells us over and over again how that worked out, with Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Pol-Pot, Castro, Chavez, Guaverra,etc...
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