Dumbass
- A would-be robber who was wounded by a security guard at a Southwest Side Taco Bell over the weekend had been trying to rob the business with an unloaded handgun when the security officer stepped in, authorities said.
Authorities were called to the fast-food restaurant in the 7900 block of South Western Avenue in the Wrightwood neighborhood on the city’s South Side about 9:50 p.m. Saturday. There, a 26-year-old man had been shot by a 33-year-old security guard, according to police spokeswoman Karie James.
Officials said the 26-year-old “announced a robbery” before the security guard opened fire, hitting the 26-year-old in the right arm. The man was transported to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where his condition had been stabilized, police said in their initial news release.
In front of a Cook County judge Sunday at the Leighton Criminal Court Building, prosecutors said Antonio Brickell tried robbing the business with a 9 mm handgun that wasn’t loaded with a magazine.
Good thing he wasn't an actual police officer or he'd be expected to have his x-ray vision operating to see the lack of a magazine and use his magical mind powers to make the previously convicted felon either flee or surrender.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
24 Comments:
This guy is a “stupid games/stupid prizes” champ!
The fucker still could have a loaded gun with no magazine. Too bad he didn’t catch one in the head. Fuck him.
It’s a crime of poverty, right Groot??
Who cares if it had a magazine or not? Still could have been one in the pipe...
Too bad the guard only winged the J/O...
At some point police officers are going to be expected to see 20 years into the future before doing anything... the robber may had spawned a tab pole that would had become.... its utterly nonsense that these lunatics dream up
Taco Bell needs armed security, like it's a bank or jewelry store. i don't even want to taco 'bout it. The cajones it would take to announce a robbery, produce a handgun without ammo....unreal.
Maybe when the Courts release him back into the streets next week, they can send him home with a box of ammo.
Stupid is as stupid does.
As he was about to engage in a gunfight he had a gnawing feeling he’d forgotten something.
If only he lived in one of the nicer areas of the city where they don’t need armed security you racist.
HaHaHa.......dumb shit
Dam. Talk about stupid criminals...
And they wonder why businesses (Walgreen's) pull out. That Taco Bell is literally brand new from the ground up. The building will make for a great BABA's steak and lemonade, plexi glass lazy Susan to boot.
It surely is a crime of poverty , he scrapped enough together to get the pistol but had to hit a lick to buy the mag and bullets right Groot ?
According to one of the TV networks, he was sent home with an ankle bracelet. Verification anybody?
They never disappoint do they?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
"Oooooh the humanity!"
He figured the Mexico phone company had pallets of dimes and quarters all bagged up in the back.
Nice sport of a judge too, had the dimwit fitted with a DartJail ankle monitor - so it’s all good.
No FOID Red Flag confiscation inquest.
Cook County affirmative defense:
He only tried to rob.
His firearm was unloaded.
He has a medical condition.
He needs some lessons from the guy that tried to rob the Apple store in Dallas October 8th. Well maybe not, the security guard shot him dead. But at least he came prepared, clad in body armor and carrying a rifle. Next time this Taco Bandito will go back to robbing easy targets such as old people. Hey bro just get yo family together and go into a high end store downtown and shop lift all you can get. Nothing will happen to you in Shitcago. Of course he will be given a slap on the wrist for his taco caper. "He was just trying to feed his family" or some such bs.
Stuff like this never would happen on 79th & Western not too many years ago.
Wrightwood has been shot to hell for a while.
How is this for being a dumbass losing your freedom losing your pension losing your family for $4200, who looks into the vetting of these coppers and is promoted to sergeant was just a merit pick?
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2019/10/22/20927460/two-chicago-cops-guilty-corruption-case
Coppers are still doing dumb shit things that have been done many many years ago coppers got caught up with it now with all the new technology so easy to be caught and you’re still doing it you lost everything for what one month you could make that an overtime takes a special kind of idiot to do stuff like this matter-of-fact to idiots
I'm sure there's a copy of firearms for dummies in the jailhouse library.
How about this headline the story is easy to find for $4,000 special kind of idiots here,and they knew it was wired up and they still went after it a second time:
2 Chicago police officers convicted on corruption charges
Published 1 hour ago
Chicago Police Department
Associated Press
“Yeah, gimme all your money? And throw a Gordita in the bag too”
Like the old ad for Taco Bell and the tiny dog, "I think we're going to need a bigger box"!
If it was a Chicago police officer, he'd be fired by the police board for defending himself and shooting an offender using deadly force.
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