Gotta Pee?
You can't go in 005:
- This morning as I walked into the mens locker room on the 2nd floor of 005/area south, I noticed a sign on the door that all toilets are out of order. I thought no way all 6 are out of order. So sure enough all 6 are out of order. There is only 1 other locker room with a toilet for men to utilize.
Is it too much to ask to have a couple of functional bathrooms in a Police Area where hundred of officers and detectives work on a daily basis?
In the meantime, might we suggest an increase in fiber for everyone working the far south side?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
104 Comments:
Just piss outside like all the other citizens do in 5 and get a community interaction number for it. Win win
Men’s room in 010 has been out of order for 2 months now...
The only good thing about 005, is the 10hr shifts. Other than that it's a shithole
The whole district smells like sewer
There is always the sink
Use buckets and 55 gallon drums.
As if anyone gives a shot at work anymore.
The walls in our lock-up are cleaner! Spray bleach on those walls!
Bet asshole in lock up gots a working shitter... or a federal case would bust
I suggest you say I feel like a female inside and use the women’s bathroom. I mean we aren’t allowed to judge lest we violate something’s civil rights.
I don't see how this is a problem when there are perfectly good stairwells in the building.
Use the women’s bathroom. Tell them you are unsure of your gender. Tell them you need a safe space for your gender confusion.
Buildup of grime & slop stains on wall & floor in the photo. I can imagine what the toilets look like. When you go into office buildings, hospitals etc. you don’t see this. Chicago Police facilities have always been, poorly l maintained. They probably are transforming the restroom into a general neutral restroom, even equipped with tampon dispensers. This is the new push by the left to make sure no one is left out even though men don’t menstuate, they call it menstrual equality. This is the latest craze on the college campuses with Universities of Minnesota, Wisconsin and Brown University at the forefront. Be patient, be the change.
Go to the woman’s bathroom. There’s nothing wrong with that these days.
Becus Bonnie amado is a complete failure as the building and facility manager.
You know what 5 has in common w/ San Francisco? No... not the weather.... Libs shit in streets... no toilets needed.
When asked for a comment on how and why all the toilets at Area South could possibly be down at the same time, the C.O. of Area South commented, “We have nothing to go on at this time.”
(No shit!)
2 1/2 Stars out of 5
-Credit for the Sillitoe Tartan tile pattern
Sounds like a real shitty situation.
No mention of the bucket at the front desk to catch the dripping toilet water?
probably didnt pay the water bill. somebody has to pay. right? right ?
025 at least got 2 porta Johns in the parking lot when our water went out last year.
Call J.B. Pritzker plumbing.
Word is this is by order of DC Holt. He was pissed off some PO used the bathroom in his office. So, the over promoted fraternity brother of johnson decided to take it out on everyone..... I can’t wat until this bumbling, stuttering, piece of trash is gone.
and the shit bucket collecting the sewage water leaking from the bathroom is literally at the front desk
Might I suggest taking your daily constitutional elsewhere? Sorry. I forgot. It's 005.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Start digging a cat hole, 1 man or women 1 time only.
call vanecko plastic shithouse co.
send the bill to the 5th floor.
The department should at least supply the officers with 5 gallon buckets. ♠️
must be NO city plumbers anywhere in the city?
do they swipe?
I gotta pee just lookin' at it
No shit? That is terrible!
In 009 the elevator is down, drinking fountains have been down for sometime and the heat was down. If these new stations were private. Ompanies they would be shut down already.
Shit it a bucket and find a libtard !
Wear your pampers to work!
Sounds like an OSHA complaint, contact Illinois department of labor
Hold me down going to Area to take a personal.
use he ladies room
it be ok , cpd run by democrats
Usual crime scene comment of:
Police have nothing to go on.....
Pretend you are in San Francisco and take your business outside....
Had to make a reservation and still waited in line.
I think they want everyone to bring they’own pot.
Don’t expect Magnum C.B. to do much about facility accommodations and improvements, where he comes from, shit-pots are acceptable receptacles.
I heard GrootLoafer also cut 2-ply TP from the 2020 CPD budget...but she quickly spent $220,000+ in TIF money for a very fast rehab of the city hall office space into a halfling hobbit hole (actually lowered the ceiling height to 7 ft) and nobody in the Council ever complained.
Plumbers are still searching for 1st Dist water leaks. As soon as all the snow melts from the roof they’ll be dispatched to 005 to access the lack of water need to flush a toilet. They may need to redirect excess water from 001 to 005 through a series of pipes approximately 15 miles along State Street.
Sanctuary First, all others can wait.
I believe there is only one plumber for all the districts.
Use the watch commanders office
Is there a Starbucks close by?
Is this now considered a hostile work environment and subject to a monetary award?
I work the desk in 016 , a few weeks ago , I came to work, the day shift informed us of loss of water in the building due to a plumbing issue. There was no running water for two days with no toilets. The city brought in bias free porta potties in the parking garage for everyone to use. I think I got frostbite on my butt and now its hard for me to sit for 9 hours and shop on the internet. This job sucks now .
Looks like a brilliant time for a bowl of individually wrapped chocolate exlax mixed with candy on your desk.
Was JB The Hutt the last one in there? Are there any fixtures left?
Have you ever noticed how some people never flush the toilet after using it. What you have here is a culmination of what happens when someone finally does. Used to see it all the time at training division.
They don't have working toilets because the city government is full of shit and don't need them.
They could buy some of Gov. Pritzger's extra toilets. Apparently he has an over-supply
Depends.
Bottle it up, send it to the homeless in L.A. They know what to do with it.
Feel free to piss or shit in the tac LT’s office.
If they bought TP that actually did the job, and not just smear your ass, they might
not be plugged as often. People use 1/2 roll to get the job done. What do you think is gonna happen?
Anonymous said...
Word is this is by order of DC Holt. He was pissed off some PO used the bathroom in his office. So, the over promoted fraternity brother of johnson decided to take it out on everyone..... I can’t wat until this bumbling, stuttering, piece of trash is gone.
11/16/2019 03:24:00 AM
Maurice Ford, when he was the tact Lt. in 007, had a private bathroom and kept it locked so no one else could use it. He also drove his Jaguar to Indiana when he was working to gamble. The connected do what they want with no consideration for others.
Just head over to Starbucks. Everyone is welcome!
No Sliders !
You really have to love those well connected Contractors, dumb as a box of rocks, must be hiring illegals to do the work!Where,s the rat !
Hey quit your belly aching, we've got a progressive mayor, just do what is deemed acceptable in every western democratic city: drop trow and let it drop or flow. No need for bathrooms. Do your part to help turn America into a third world country. Next thing you cry babies will be demanding is free needles.
Anonymous said...
Becus Bonnie amado is a complete failure as the building and facility manager.
11/16/2019 01:16:00 AM
She retired months ago, its now Capt. Steve Sesso handling facilities but all he does is whatever he's told to do by Lewin and that faker impersonating a Deputy Chief Sabih Khan....SMH and LMAO!!
Code enforcement would say inhabitable.
Take turns shitting in a 5 gallon bucket and toss the steamy contents onto the most worthy libtard
Intersectionality of Commiefornia & Dave Matthews bus
Why can't the city fix the fuck'n plumbing ????
The ghost of John Burge clogged the toilets.
Just walk in and Pee on the floor. It will mix with the water from the leaky sewerage pipe and no one will know the difference...The ceiling leaks when it rains, and the pipes leak when you flush them. Any surprise that the plumbing fixtures are out now? I have been in crack houses that were better maintained.
I don't care what happens here anymore...This city is fast becoming a 3rd world nation.
Send 005 the sugar free gummy bears, read the reviews cliam its candy ex-lax, not even the keesing bandit can turn down a gummy bear.
Well simply follow the New DC style: N O T.
https://dmlnewsapp.com/report-beware-dirty-tricks-feces-smeared-bike-handles-across-major-us-city/
Prayers it’s soon fixed. Public restrooms aren’t much fun, especially with all your equipment. (Oh my that can be read many ways). Otherwise, you’ll have to face the ladies restrooms and I would wish that on anyone.
Terrible how you’re all treated. Shame on shittcago
God bless our blue
I say the guys should pull a “ San Francisco “
Sewers were backed up in 005 lot for 3 weeks last month
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Go to the woman’s bathroom. There’s nothing wrong with that these days.
11/16/2019 01:09:00 AM
Those and gender neutral bathrooms , don't forget to pee on the seat.
We'll get the women back on the normal side one day. Trans athletes are helping too.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The ghost of John Burge clogged the toilets.
11/16/2019 03:51:00 PM
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May the ghost of Jon Burge take a dump in your mouth.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hold me down going to Area to take a personal.
11/16/2019 09:29:00 AM
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005 is in Area Two. Just walk upstairs.
Hunter Biden will get the pipes fixed, clean up & paint redone.
He was on the Board of Amtrak, ya know.
Hold my beer, er I mean piss
Piss in the sink. Improvise!
It is winter. Write your name in the snow.
Well, if the bathroom is still shut down when it snows next time, the guys can 'go' outside and melt some of the snow.
Call the County Health Department, no running water or toilets, they have to provide both or close until its corrected.. Just don't tell them its toilets for PO use, let them think its the ones for inmate use, then they will be over in a second.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Go to the woman’s bathroom. There’s nothing wrong with that these days.
11/16/2019 01:09:00 AM
Those and gender neutral bathrooms , don't forget to pee on the seat.
We'll get the women back on the normal side one day. Trans athletes are helping too.
11/16/2019 06:03:00 PM
https://youtu.be/Y_9HcB_mGb0
Quit your moaning. One case of "Depends" per officer is in the next contract.
Piss on the CTA platform or bus stop, like normal people do.
" Anonymous Anonymous said...
I say the guys should pull a “ San Francisco “ "
Why would they declare the NRA a terrorist organization and raise rents to $3000 a month for a studio apartment and then encourage junkies to steal $950 worth of goods from retailers on a daily basis with no worry of prosecution?
So... urine luck uh? Gotta go, gotta go!
Piss off!
You can wash a dirty car with a bucket of piss if you are motivated enough...
Ah, toilet humor.
Mel Brooks...
Garçon De Piss
You can't even take a piss? You have got to be shitting me!
You mean San Franshitco?
If they bought TP that actually did the job, and not just smear your ass, they might
not be plugged as often. People use 1/2 roll to get the job done. What do you think is gonna happen?
11/16/2019 12:38:00 PM
Wow! You sound like an authority on TP. Your ass must be like a cathedral. Here's hoping you only pump out dry ones.
Sounds like a health code violation. Shut the joint down already.
Have a "shit-in" the lobby.All on duty and off duty coppers need to attend. If you get 150 people's shit in coffee cans as the first shot, while having Fox Chicago camera crews getting tipped off, it might work.
Or go for the gold right off the bat.
But, enough people have to give a shit.....or take a shit
(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
The only good thing about 005, is the 10hr shifts. Other than that it's a shithole
11/16/2019 12:04:00 AM
Shithole that can’t be flushed.
What kind of crap is this ?
There hasn't been water in the women's bathroom in the 001st district's annex building in weeks. So no water for mass transit, traffic unit, Saturation, gun team cart team and any other team housed in the annex building. This department and city is a joke
It's time for a chili cook off!
Maybe a dozen Plumbers or less in total for all city firehouses, police stations, health centers, ward yards, libraries, this includes head quarters, Homan square, City Hall, OEMC and more. In total well over 300 city buildings. To bad there is a hiring freeze. I guess they don't care that they have less than a third of what they should. Now I know why Bonnie retired, basic needs like sewer and water fall on def ears at 2FM (General Services). You can only fight a losing battle for so long.
All city trades 50% under staffed, Nina cozzo will not send out plumbers on emergencies. To worried about her nail . Needs to go , Tradesmen not to blame. Only working with what they have
Bonnie called 2FM Fleet facilities for any work needed.
The Director of Facilities is
Lets make her famous
Nina Cozzo
Dir Of Facilities Management Dept Of Fleet & Facility Management
Contact information
Email(Directory)
nina.cozzo@cityofchicago.org
Work phone
312-656-0141
Office location(Directory)
1869 W. Pershing Rd
Let’s see what 2FM does with the latest week it seems there’s an emergency over at area for in the commanders office where there is water coming through the ceiling
There is always enough time to have the bricklayer work overtime to three times a week but never enough time to take care of the real emergency
It’s always nice to have personal friends such as the director
11/19/2019 05:08:00 PM
Apparently plumbing is not a priority at 2FM but if you are a bricklayer that’s friends with the Deputy Commissioner Ivan Hanson you get carte blanche overtime to tuck point and patch walls.
Tell the building engineer to put the plumbing issues in as bricklayer emergencies and you might get something done.
Ha! 12 years construction management. I met her she doesn't have 12 real days. I saw the trades walking through our building for construction work that was going to happen while she stood there looking around playing on her phone. Absolutely Clueless!
Don't worry apparently the city is the perfect spot to "fake it til you make it". Looks like she is so arrogant she had to respond with more BS. Funny how before they came we didn't have a fraction of these issues.
Hey Cozzo, walking around telling everyone you're smarter than them is a true sign you are completely incompetent. After just a couple experiences with 2fm and Cozzo the incompetent people and disregard for our buildings is obvious. Ivan appears to possibly have some construction experience but nothing to brag about. They clearly are without a care in the world for anything but themselves and their fancy logo wear.
I never really cared for gummy bears. Offer me a Little Debbie's Nutty Bar and see what happens.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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