Sunday, January 26, 2020

Boys and Girls

Some millennial snowflake has infiltrated the comment section, claiming to be triggered when we (or a commentator) uses the term, "boys and girls" when addressing the readers. We don't know to which gender they ascribe to, but we're betting they didn't grow up in Chicago-proper.

"Boys and girls" is a commonly used term when addressing those younger or less experienced in the Department, kind of like, "kid." We still remember one of our first robbery arrests when the detectives showed up and used that time honored classic, "What'd'ya got Kid?"

We probably could have given this old timer a run for his money one-on-one, being thirty years younger than he was, but we didn't have anything like his depth of knowledge and we wanted this to go smoothly. Also, we were taught to respect the older cops who had been around a while, survived numerous riots, maybe a hitch in the service, and god only knows how many bosses and politicians. We called him "Gramps" once or twice, he "motherfucked" us, and we got along fantastically.

We weren't insulted. We weren't triggered. Mainly because we weren't raised to be pussies, but because we took it for granted that one day, we would be that old timer, imparting knowledge of procedure to the younger guys and gals.

Grow some thicker skin asshat.

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231 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Guys and Gals"?

"Officers and Officerettes"?

1/26/2020 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out-of-town Snowflake puss-ass, go troll on the
LAPD blog. You'll fit right in.

1/26/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's probably an unemployed male, no experience,
no prospects, no future

1/26/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Jonnie Dougs said...

Fuck off, you pansy-ass snowflake!!!! And great job, SCC!!! Keep on keepin’ it real...

1/26/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And every old timer who is retired or still engaged I welcome the phrase, boys and girls, moms and dads, Kids of all ages! A hat tip to Bozo and Ring Master Ned. Piss off you buffoon, boys and girls might offend you, or be deemed inappropriate pronouns for you, but tough fuck, no one gives a shit if you get triggered.

1/26/2020 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be careful with these easily offended social justice mental warriors the department is hiring these days. Easily triggered over anything which is perfectly normal, but they perceive offensive or racist. Wont be a good day when they eventually snap at roll call. Lateral out for safety.

1/26/2020 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen SCC!! About one month ago, one of your readers was upset with my comment regarding a certain gold star and i was accused of being unable to "take orders from a Woman" since said gold star is a female. This blog does have sarcasm and silliness and a thick skin is required. Unfortunately, some of your readers will scream gender bias if we do not genuflect immediately while criticizing Ladies of the Golden Badge Brigade.

Retired .38 spl +P

1/26/2020 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to the new generation of everyone gets a trophy , and I am offended .



It’s absolutely brutal. No more ball busting or giving a good shot. These millennial snowflakes will run right to the watch commander in tears and demand a CR. It’s absolutely crazy.

1/26/2020 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hopefully when Jamal is elected to that civilian poleece board, he fires that idiot for just fuck sake.... you know that is on its way.

by the way, how many boards will be around that can recommend a poleece office be fired by the end of the year 12/31/2020. It is getting interesting boys and girls

1/26/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if this melting snowflake is also bothered by the old term "gals".

1/26/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get that federal guy 007 (clown) to find out who it is- LOL

1/26/2020 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey boy or girl don’t come on the blog if you get offended we don’t need any bitches (can stand for both genders) on here

1/26/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the pansy crying about Boys and Girls.
Go F yourself and get the f off the job.

1/26/2020 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck getting time due kid.

1/26/2020 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did this comment make it to the comment section or did scc delete it? What post? I gotta see this and the responses.

1/26/2020 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got that right SCC. Retired now for a while. Worked with a younger P.O. Years ago. Called him "Young fella" and he called me "Kid". Got along great. Young fella is now also retired and still refer to each other to this day when we see each other. Too many thin-skinned whatever OTJ. Damn we learned quick when I came on OTJ. And taught by some of the BEST! They helped mold me into my career and returned the favor to younger Officers. Did best to show how to survive street and get the fucksticks and help the citizens who depend on THE BLUE! Hope someday the shit rebounds back to us! It will. Keep up the GREAT WORK SCC!

1/26/2020 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2020; This offends me, as a vegan/transgender/atheist, who vapes, and crossfits 4 times a week, who's also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter mega dog mega multi combo God of hyper death, and if you disagree with me, or your opinion differs from mine, you're an ignorant, arrogant, globaphobic sexist lesbian!, but wait there's more....what in the f@$& is this world coming to BOYS AND GIRLS??

1/26/2020 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about punks would be a better term! The disrespect shown to
older cops is wide spread and perpetuated by the goofy white shirts
and the goofs at the academy. You white shirts know who you are !
Again, some of these newbies say the academy is responsible for
telling newbies to don’t trust veterans , “they’ll get you jammed up
or fired ! Bunch of lies ! Who are these instructors ....names please !
Stay in your lane !

1/26/2020 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact!!! Eff these damn snowflakies.

1/26/2020 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boys and girls, fuck off. Kids too. That is all.

1/26/2020 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have 15 years on and have been a Sgt for 4 years and still get called kid. No offense, never spent more than 6 months in the D unit before getting the next promotion. It happens, doesn’t make it ok to talk down to someone. Nevertheless the younger people can’t take a joke and everyone has to walk on eggshells around them. Get some skin on your “knees” and fall in with the crowd. That’s what makes us all get along. If you can’t take a joke or some criticism this job isn’t for you “kid” . I’ve always said give me a catholic school kid any day of the week. I know they know how to take it.

1/26/2020 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree SSC .....came on in 1986.... hit the nail on the head... bunch of pussies...

1/26/2020 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

40 years ago, I graduated from the academy, and went to the district where I was immediately called the kid man, baby faced, I laughed it off and felt like part of the family. never bothered me , and till this day the guys I worked with call me kid man when me meet for lunch and some beers. WTF is wrong with this generation of cops.. Signed KID MAN..

1/26/2020 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being one of the women of the early 80's classes, I had an issue with the term boys and girls. For a minute, maybe.
It's part of OUR culture. If the wuss doesn't like it, they can go start their own blog.
(Don't worry, SCC, that won't happen, because that's too much like WORK.)

1/26/2020 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the snowflakes. Control and censorship are their mantra. They don’t like the language then switch the fucking channel!

1/26/2020 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every older generation has been put down by the younger generation on this job. WW2 Vets looked down on some Vietnam vets because they felt that they didn't fight in a war that mattered. Don't know how true that is, that's just what the infamous Dr. Z once told me between puffs on his pipe. The baby boomer Nam cops called us generation X coppers stupid and reckless. Come to think of it, they were right, and that's probably how every older and wiser cop has referred to the young bloods that came after them. I can only imagine what the WWI generation thought of the WW2 guys.

These millenials are different. This is the first generation where they are not just looked at as dumb and reckless, but also as a bunch of DORKS!!! A large number of them have never been in a fight before, and are also trained to call a Sgt for everything. One guy even told me once he doesn't read this blog because it upsets his CPD wife. Seriously, you guys and girls, I'm in my forties and I'm cooler then you are. Also smarter too. You're not gonna be able to rely on a Sgt when your locked in a cage match with COPA thanks to your proactive policing.

1/26/2020 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snowflakes infiltrated the department long ago. There was a F/2 Sgt on the west side years ago. One day she was the desk Sgt. We brought in an arrestee on signed complaints for assault. The offender approached the victim, bladed his stance, raised his clenched fists and stated “N***a, I’ll beat yo black ass.” Our arrest report detailed this probable cause. The desk Sgt didn’t want to approve the arrest report until we “took the racial stuff out of it.” We defended our report, explaining to her that the statement is verbatim and adds to the totality of the circumstance. She eventually caved, but said she believes we could have cleaned up the arrest report.

A similar situation occurred when a PPO didn’t want to document an offender’s statement verbatim because the PPO was uncomfortable with the racial slur included in the statement.

A couple of years ago a veteran PO challenged the statement of a rookie PO at whatever bullshit training we had to take at Wright College. The rookie shouted “Sir, you’re upsetting me. Please stop!” It was fucking hilarious.

1/26/2020 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen please... Enough with the boys and girls! There are now 100+ recognized genders these days. Do you even know how to Democrat properly?

Glad to see SCC is Boomerposting about youthful hijinks and the AARP tier detective decades prior and that some summerf** (read: unseasoned or brutally inexperienced) got all warped over the euphemism boys and girls. When shall guys and dolls learn, eh?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boomerpost

You will have to look up summerf** on your own internet time. Last part with the f rhymes with 'bag' or 'hag'

This is a blog on that fancy World Wide Web: PLEASE TAKE EVERYTHING PERSONALLY!

It makes the day go smoother to know we are all really talking about you and you alone with each anonymous post. Only for you and only about you!


P.S.
Life is more difficult and scary then online messages are. Toughen up!

1/26/2020 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So SCC... Did Detective Methuselah, in your story, ever call you to drop the wanna be Bowery Boys gimmick and learn the job when you were a shavetail? Inter-generational mutual respect is a useful status to reach between old heads and young legs.

Just asking for a Gen Z friend of a younger friend of a friend...

1/26/2020 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Phil the Thrill boys and girls said...

Ok boys and girls, I've said it before, I'll say it once more: I don't give a fuck who you know, I don't give a fuck what you think. What part of I don't give a fuck what you think dont you understand? Ok, let's proceed on to matters of more significance like why were 3 state troopers shot? (Ambushed?)retired but I've taken to wearing body armor in the city but a shot to the rear of the head? What is that woman's history ? This sounds carefully planned to me. News media made no mention they were ISP troopers/ found it out here

1/26/2020 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To that Snowflake, I have a message for you, son: Don't think you have a corner on all the virtue vision in the country or that everyone else is fat and selfish and yours is the first generation to come along that's felt dissatisfied--they all have, you know, about different things; and most of them didn't have the opportunity and freedoms that you have. Let's talk poverty. In most parts of the world, that's not a problem, it's a way of life. And rights? They're liable to give you a blank stare because they may not know what you're talking about. The fact is, more people are living better right here than anyone else ever before in history. So don't expect us to roll over and play dead when you say you're dissatisfied, or "words hurt your feelings." We've done quite a bit of fighting all around the world. Whether you think it was moral or not a lot of people are free to make their own mistakes today because of it. And that may just include you, son. I don't know; maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry. You've grown up on instant orange juice. Flip a dial--instant entertainment. Dial ten digits--instant communication. Turn a key--push a pedal-instant transportation. Flash a card--instant money. Shove in a problem--push a few buttons--instant answers.
But some problems you can't get quick answers for, no matter how much you want them.
Show me how to get rid of the unlimited capacity for human beings to make themselves believe they're somehow right--and justified--in stealing from somebody, or hurting somebody...and you'll just about put us out of business! Grow a pair and learn the job, son, or you can just quit the job and live in LiberalLand.

1/26/2020 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope all is good with you Charlie A .015 1st watch. Great FTO. Your lessons were learned and passed on. Great Legacy!

1/26/2020 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have long grown tired of this new generation, lib-tarded approach to life, the job, basic interactions with others. It’s easier and less frustrating to just write off these individuals and their opinions none of which are based on experience or facts. In dealings, whatever they have to say, my response is “sure”, “ok”, “yep, I see that.” In one ear, out the other, and act like I never heard it for fear of becoming dumber than when I first woke up. They know everything, so don’t waste your breath trying to tell them anything or explain to them anything. College and their mommy taught them everything and their word is gold. Fuck what you, the experienced officer, detective, or sgt has to say. Bunch of yes boys, girls, boy/girls, girl/boys, not one man or woman in the bunch. Anything to please that boss because they wanna be a boss someday. Being a cop isn’t good enough for them, they need to be something SPECIAL and be it NOW. Graduating the academy was one of the proudest days of my life and for my parents as well. Just being a basic beat copper was what I dreamed growing up because it was still a highly respected job, position, and call to service. These millennials have zero desire to learn this job or what it is, just wanna look pretty in those white shirts, plain clothes or business attire. All show no go. They are the equivalent of police as a Dodge Challenger with a V6. Dude, inc. drives them in the ghetto because “I gots me a challenger”. And they love these fucking thugs, and advocate for them. All gift wrapped turds, the lot of them. They should go live with dude in their utopia. Leave us alone.

1/26/2020 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We don't know to which gender they ascribe to, but we're betting they didn't grow up in Chicago-proper." Yeah SCC I'd have to agree. And you can't be too careful using personal pronouns too. I used to fret over such things until I settled on one, gender neutral pronoun. I just use the phrase "Hey Stupid", but "Dumbass" also suffices.

1/26/2020 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Verbs and nouns have a gender. People have a sex. Man or woman and that's it. One of the latest insults these young, inexperienced, know nothing communist loving asswipes use is, "boomer" as in, "Baby Boomer". I know these milenial and gen Z cuckolds have had just such a hardship filled life. We in the United States of America have almost no human in poverty. Public aid recipients have a more opulent life than middle class people had 2 or 3 generations ago. We had 1 19" black and white portable TV in out living room. Maybe 2 radios in the house and 1 landline phone in the middle of the apartment and you better not stay on the damn thing because who in the world had enough money to pay for a phone that people stayed on all the time. The kids probably had 1 pair of well used gym shoes, canvas type and they weren't converse all stars because only in the ghetto could they afford those. McDonalds was a rare occurrence as was Coca Cola in the refrigerator. If you poked a hole in your socks, they got mended.

So, boys and girls, the only thing that is bankrupt in this society is our moral values, which you and your leftist, bolshevik college professor have broken your ass to bankrupt along with communist leaning (leaning my ass, straight up communist for you, not them) democrat politicians.

1/26/2020 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you’re so ignorant. I’m a unicorn and demand to be addressed as such. Your toxic masculinity is triggering me. I will have no choice but to morph into a vaginasaurus rex and file a CR against you heathens. Down with SCC, down with tyrants who feel entitled to free speech. American freedom is sooooo overrated.

1/26/2020 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what Triggers Me? When some pantywaist gets Triggered by some BS like the term boys and girls.

1/26/2020 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As we speak I have my Singer going full speed sewing a pink skirt for this eunuch. Grow a set little boy. That goes for you little girls too.

Sincerely,

Your Granma

1/26/2020 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great spoken words SCC. You said it all for us oldtimers that retired. We tried to play the old timers decades ago when I got otj. Most have passed and may they all rest in Gods hands.
They had great patience with us young kids fucking with them and out of nowhere they got us good and had us believing we would be fired for some shit we did on the street. We all shit our pants.
I really hope the young people follow centuries of policing and respect the old timers that got burnt out in their tenure otj.The years do fly by and before you know it, you got 30 years on. When we left for retirement, most of us had a freaking out period. We were not the big city copper no longer. Lot of the retired people went to the bottle and did not see many years away from the job when their health failed them.
You want to survive more than ever on the job KIDS. Laugh everyday... but remember you have a family, spouse and kids at home. Some of us loved this fuckin job too-too much. I was guilty of that. Now SCC keeps me sane laughing at some guys here that can take a joke.
I am very proud of all you KIDS that took the job. Please stay safe, and away from the bottle, and try to blend in with non police people.
Thank you again brother SCC !

1/26/2020 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is going to open the floodgates for the “back in my day” crowd. There’s a tiny segment of officers that are a part of this “woke” culture. Most of the new guys are decent people don’t paint them all as being typical millennials. Sure there’s some asshats, but you can say the same thing about older officers.

1/26/2020 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're under 50 you're a kid.

1/26/2020 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to be kidding? That came from a wuss with less than 7 years on the job. These newbies work Englewood 3 months during their training cycles and swear that they’ are a Ranger and hood certified. You should hear the stories they tell. I think to myself, wuss- boy Englewood isn’t the same as it was 15 years ago when we we’re rocking and rolling. Sit down clown.

1/26/2020 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
9:24 am / 0924hrs
70% will be required to participate in part 2

I sure hope so... 70% would’ve allowed candidates to pass even after getting 30 multiple choice questions wrong.

1/26/2020 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Far too many of the officers coming on the job today are pussies who think they deserve to be promoted after a year on the job. They don't know as much as they think they do and are little more than entitled little brats. I miss the good ol' days.

1/26/2020 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure hope the”Triggered” little boy or girl dose not carry a badge and gun. Time to grow up child. There is that better?

1/26/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gonna he called a lot worse in the community. Grow up got a rough road ahead of young you don’t youngen

1/26/2020 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah poor baby better go home to Mama. Get your Binkie and take a nap, poor dear you have had a hard day. Poor little darling.

1/26/2020 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That triggered Pusey better read today’s comments, will probably cause the little darling to hit Medical for a year.

1/26/2020 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous former kid said...

hey boy or girl don’t come on the blog if you get offended we don’t need any bitches (can stand for both genders) on here

1/26/2020 12:50:00 AM

boys and girls, young and old that there would be bitches (female pronoun) and mitches (male bitch pronun) anything else beyond that you're on your own

1/26/2020 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ive worked with a lot of new people over the years and I always tell them that the best thing they can do for their career is to be liked by the other coppers they work with. If your liked and not an assclown (well at least not all the time)everything else will fall into place and your coworkers old and young will have no problem helping you and guiding and teaching you. It worked for me 20 years ago and is still sound advice.

1/26/2020 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is boy or girl reading the blog if they get offended? Stay off the blog you f*cking snowflake.

1/26/2020 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After doing 30 years on this job, the only thing I would be insulted by is if you called me “lazy”. So maybe if we ignore the snowflakes, they will go away. Nothing to see here, boys and girls. Just another cry baby who thinks the world revolves around them.

1/26/2020 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My first day in the district was July 13, 1990. As I walked in the back door I said hello to and old timer walking out. He growled at me and said “F-you! Don’t talk to me until you get 10 years one the job feed!” He referred to anyone with less than 10 years as FEED. His partner said “that’s just John...welcome to 014”. We ended up working the midnight wagon together and he was a crazy Former Marine and a true bad A$$ but a nice guy. It was just his way of hazing the new guys.

1/26/2020 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey snowflakes !!! The boys and girls and men and women of this planet DO NOT care about your feelings So get over it Life goes on

1/26/2020 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Morning Boy's and Girls!
Don't get your panties all bunched up!
Have A Nice Day = Fuck Brain

1/26/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait for this new sergeant list. There will be lots of Millennials on it. Imagine them in charge! I know Dept hasn't gamed this out yet. They will be calling for a lieutenant to their scenes many times a day. Millennials are incapable of make quick command decisions. We going to been boat-loads of LTs just to go around holding their hands.

1/26/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see the snowflakes original rebuke - I'm in the mood for a laugh

1/26/2020 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone is asking “what gender am I? Should my pronouns be he/him/his or she/her/hers or should I not identify at all???”

If you’re asking this, then I suggest you not join the police force. You sound like CPS teacher material.

1/26/2020 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously they are feeling the Bern!

1/26/2020 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wake up boys and girls and snowflakes. Heres part of the heinous agenda: https://youtu.be/k-my3AtcThc

Boys and girls are defined by x and y chromosomes. Not some no braincelled halfwit trying to brainwash us out of our lives.

Im not binary, breeder, or whatever stupid crap name you label me. Im a girl. I was born that way, I'll not have anyone surgicalky rearrange my booby bits, and I'll die a girl, who likes boys.

Snowflake: Learn to stfu I'll call someone a boy or a girl if I want. Stay the hell out of my bathroom too. No sausage in the girls rooms.

Lame brain infiltration was bound to happen. After all, this is libtard shitcago. Ok we've given the ding ding his dong. Move along before the tears start.

Lightgroot, stop posting on the blog and go do something productive.

Thank you boys and girls in blue. God bless you

1/26/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://images.app.goo.gl/o9U5AbwdpuNtiwRD8

This image says it all

1/26/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till they figure out that some of the people who not only write but listen to this blog carry guns. You've never seen white knuckled pearl clutching like that before.

1/26/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 12:42:00 AM - Be careful, broads don’t like the term “gals”.

Anonymous said...
I wonder if this melting snowflake is also bothered by the old term "gals".

1/26/2020 12:42:00 AM

1/26/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
And every old timer who is retired or still engaged I welcome the phrase, boys and girls, moms and dads, Kids of all ages! A hat tip to Bozo and Ring Master Ned. Piss off you buffoon, boys and girls might offend you, or be deemed inappropriate pronouns for you, but tough fuck, no one gives a shit if you get triggered.

1/26/2020 12:14:00 AM


Ringmaster Ned was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the “Boys and Girls” headline. It must suck to be a gen x-er or a millennial, being hurt and insulted at every turn. Baby boomers come from a more innocent time.
Lighten up snowflakes.

1/26/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the complainer...
stay off the blog you pussy ass bitch

1/26/2020 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look down!
If you have a dick.
You're a boy.
If you don't.
You're a girl.
End of story.

1/26/2020 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous outside looking in and LMFAO said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's probably an unemployed male, no experience,
no prospects, no future.

would i be out of line if i added pothead?

1/26/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...Are you a boy, or Are you a girl? With your long brown hair, you look like a girl..."

First, name the song!

Then.....

Kees me you fool!!!!

1/26/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember the movie "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas? When Douglas walks in the boot store and the sales person hides Douglas as the female detective walks in? He asked her a question about police gender, anyone remember what was asked? That's what reminds about this story.

1/26/2020 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are only so many inside spots available for all of the new hires, somebody has to drive the cars and answer calls. Now I'm not knocking anyone taking a job for the money and the benefits but a lot of these new kids don't want to be the police and are angeling for an inside spot.

1/26/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're probably from Naperville!

1/26/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suck it up asshat!! Hit the fu____ bricks, this job ain't for you.

1/26/2020 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most likely the type to complain to the WC because their partner farted in the car.

1/26/2020 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said SCC!!! Fkn triggered snowflakes. The dept is 60% hair gels, and its.

1/26/2020 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc how dare u assume gender. Keesing bandit is offended

1/26/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The biggest problem with this is that, they don't like it so YOU cant say it.

1/26/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea and females were called broads and that was fine now they would have a melt down

1/26/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve got 25 years on and in all my time, I was never bothered by “kid.” I long for the days of being a “kid” on this job. Sometimes, the term was used disparagingly but most times with affection and care. I’ve had to answer phones from time to time in the d-unit and I know at times I’ve been a bit salty, even crusty because of the vast number of clueless that call with barely any of the info they should be calling with. In some instances, I’ve taken my time and explain why we need what info we ask (so we know whether it’s something we have to send someone out on or whether it’s just a “for paper” notification). I’m amazed at times at the fudging of info given (.like telling me a victim has only minor injury when in fact they are seriously injured)...big difference “boys & girls.” Here’s tip #1, “boys & girls” don’t rush to leave the hospital just so you can go do your paper in the station. Half the time “boys & girls” you are leaving your victim without having ever asked vital things needed for the notification let alone shit you leave off your report in the first place. It’s time “boys & girls” stop acting like know-it-all’s and appreciate what experience is trying to teach you. Yeah, sometimes old timers are assholes and not everyone was a great copper because they have a few decades on, but here’s a hint that you can apply to all aspects of your life -you’ll be much happier when you aren’t offended by every little thing. Just rub your prayer beads and repeat the mantra “impermanence.”

1/26/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same pussies who want statues knocked down, Columbus Day cancelled, demanded Balbo Dr. got renamed, and can’t figure out what gender they are. Snowflake millennial pussies! Keep giving in and catering to these pussies demands, this is what you get. Great job pointing this out SCC.

1/26/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boys and girls, welcome to the circus and enjoy the show. Retired for 10 years. Miss the clowns but not the circus.

1/26/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I need to tell you my preferred pronoun as well?

1/26/2020 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I identify as a tree can you please say boys, girls, and trees? Thank you.

1/26/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you. Excellent post. Dont be so sensitive or I can tell you one thing. You chose the wrong profession "Kid"

1/26/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“lighten up Francis”—Sgt Hulka

1/26/2020 08:30:00 AM  
Blogger Andrew Petersen said...

The Boys and Girls want to be triggered?


Let me work where they live.

Or have them all transfer to 011 or 015 or 002.

They want to be wimpy? Do a stage version of Popeye.

1/26/2020 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Amen SCC!! About one month ago, one of your readers was upset with my comment regarding a certain gold star and i was accused of being unable to "take orders from a Woman" since said gold star is a female. This blog does have sarcasm and silliness and a thick skin is required. Unfortunately, some of your readers will scream gender bias if we do not genuflect immediately while criticizing Ladies of the Golden Badge Brigade.

Retired .38 spl +P

1/26/2020 12:31:00 AM

I questioned whether you’re homophobic, but you didn’t reply.

1/26/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The snowflake is most likely a toilet cleaner at either the Scum Times or the Fibune!

When he is not removing skid marks from the shitters he is monitoring the blog for

offensive comments about his democrats bosses!!

"Ya got that Boys & Girls?.......Good!"

1/26/2020 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he needs a night out in McNallys to be lets say "enlightened"

1/26/2020 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know people don’t want to hear this but I get tired of being called “kid” four years ago when I left the academy it was fine but come on. I’m even on the tact team now and older guys on the watch are still calling me “kid”. It’s not my fault you never got to wear blue jeans.

1/26/2020 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get some time on the job kid

1/26/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The millennial yuppie scum pos progressive fucks who complain are the ones who have brought us Lori, Rahm, Preckwinkle, Cabrini Kim and the rest of the garbage machine democrats that have destroyed this city and made it totally unsafe.

1/26/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's probably an unemployed male, no experience,
no prospects, no future...

With a useless degree and a humongous college loan debt.

But he is proud because she/he just got promoted to Second Assistant Head Barista.

1/26/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of the instructors at the Academy were do nothings and lazy asses on the street, they lord themselves as subject matter experts imparting their experience. I’ve seen many there over who I knew were idiots and background coppers at jobs.

1/26/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow....for all the new problems being created out of thin air by SJW, leftist asswipes, THIS is something some asswipe wants to gripe about? Grow a set, whether you are a BOY or a GIRL.......it’s a whole new world out there to be aware of......are you gonna call out DUDE, Inc when he calls you a “dirty name”? When he is pulling out his fancy new pistol to shoot yer ass? Just make sure, you asswipe, you call him SIR as he tries to run you over on your next traffic stop of DUDE, Inc.

1/26/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O05 tried to psyche a veteran sgt for calling a p.o. a little girl,and that's what she is..shes short and a girl...she called her daddy at 35th..thankfully it got squashed

1/26/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the pussification of America continues.

1/26/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to the NEW Chicago PD. Pansy ass snowflake. That's one of our main problems.

1/26/2020 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just refer to them as pizza and hotdogs like the creepy democrats such as Jug-ears, Epstein, and Podesta do.

1/26/2020 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Boys and Girls good to hear the push back on this snowflake and their episodic triggering. Your being offended is your problem. No one cares about your feelings. If you don't like what you read here go some where else. The readership is not particularly interested in what you think about this word playing jujitsu. Now go play in traffic or take a long ride on the Red Line.

1/26/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For fucks sake SCC, have some sensitivity. Please use boys, girls and non-gender specific member of the law enforcement community.

1/26/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men's bathrooms & Women's bathrooms. Boys & Girls. Male & Female. One has a penis the other has a vagina. That's all I have to say about that.

1/26/2020 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This goes to show you how fucked up the schools are all the way from "pre school" to grad school. the only hope lies in Trumps next term when he loads the federal courts with conservative judges who will listen when "educators" are sued penniless by people sick of this communist inspired social breakdown. That and outlaw communism!

1/26/2020 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So...

What do these triggered, quick-to-melt into a
blubbering pool of angst, feels and vexation
snowflakes otj do when they're getting a face
full of "Fukyall" and an ass-pocket full of
"Muhdik" from Dude Inc.?

No wonder they're walking the backs off each
other's (and everybody else's) shoes trying
to get an inside spot.

No wonder they look funny at the older Coppers
when they talk about being the last of the REAL
Police when they landed otj back in the 80's and
90's.

Gleefully puttin' those heavy Chevys up on the sidewalk
behind those truly BEE-AY-DEE m/fers in the name of the
m/fin' law was what the last of the REAL Police did.

And now that those mystery men who appeared and disappeared
in a cloud of magical ceegar smoke while rendering law, order,
public peace, public safety and the wailing and gnashing of
legally ordered broken teeth/well kicked asses and the howls
of their 350-powered flying machines coming in for a landing
while provoking the headlong flight of the grandfathers of
the demon seed currently afflicting and oppressing communities
of color, have become long lost legend.

"Police Know-How" along with "Institutional Muscle Memory"
have been rendered moot for political pandering.

100 years from now, the descendants of the current moon-shouters
will STILL be crying and wringing their hands about "Reparations
because of Jon Burge" and the "Community" WILL STILL be suffering
from their self-inflicted failure to launch.

1/26/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Great post SCC and long overdue!

“Junior” is another term used back in the day.
And, back in the day when-there was the respect for and earned by, the “old screws”.

How I wish I could turn back the clock at times.
Good God we had fun!

Reality now, is that I am semi content being...



Retired, 30+





1/26/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boys and Girls, SCC is doing a great job. Keep up the great work SCC!

P.S. All you kids don't forget to vote in the FOP election. It is YOUR future after all.

That is all for now boys and girls.

1/26/2020 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Grabowski said...

I am offended everyday by having to be subjected to the constant braying of the perpetually aggrieved, the sjw's, snowflakes, the woke, the un-woke, and the pandering politicians; aided and abetted by the dishonest media, who also offend me. Get a life.

1/26/2020 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the Rifleman show, Mika the sheriff, called Lukas, "Lukas boy"...Lukas was great with his rifle and was a great father to Mark.

1/26/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry but the new cops have no respect for veteran officers. They are know it all college educated who know nothing about being street wise. I blame thier parents who want to be thier friends and not a parent who needed to guide them,instead left that up to their teachers. Every young copper wants to debate an issue with thier Supervisors and think nothing about storming into the W/C's office to complain about something. I was on the job for 40 years and worked in the district where I was a police cadet way back in the day and even though I knew the boss I never entered into his office without seeing the desk Sergeant first. I blame today's bosses for not putting these millenials in check along with our officers from different culture groups who don't respect law enforcement but only took the job for a job.iwish they would invite some retirees to speak at the academy in regards to what to expect instead of some copper who is going to law school and is an instructor who really just teaches from the book. Bottom line is every district has veteran officers who are the REAL POLICE and not some dog who just means and hates the job.

1/26/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has really come to this? Confused questionable gender snowflakes what do you bring to the table? How do you make the world a better place? I've worked my whole life in the trades.When I read "Boys and Girls" in SCC it's a pleasant reminder of the Old Timers with Their "Hey Kid".It means they care,they got something to teach you,theyre watching out for you or maybe it just means wrap it up faster it's Their beer time.Since the socialist democrats agenda have turned most millennials brains into mashed potatoes ,I will explain it a little more.Now dont cry this may ruin your day ,the phrase may simply mean,I acknowledge your lack of experience, I got you under my wing cause I care,listen to this because its important to your well being.Oh oh can I say wing or am I offending birds and airlpanes.These Old Timers that give a dam, taught me how to watch out for myself and others that need help and more importantly to actually help them.Snowflake be sure to Thank SCC for acknowledging you.Hopefully you will read and understand something that makes you not so selfish and makes you better person .

1/26/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to retire from this shithole CPD

1/26/2020 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best way of breaking the ice is saying ""hey shithead." USMC

1/26/2020 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The terrified west coast neutron probably went bat shit at the circus, ain't been normal since.
(Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mom's and dad's, children of all ages...)

Soon as it gets their Appled device(s), backpack, skateboard borrowed from a local spirited yoof band or starbucked vagrant, the pissy-fits will cease.

1/26/2020 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.betterthanpants.com/i-m-fat-but-identify-as-skinny-i-m-totally-trans-slender-funny-t-shirt#!

1/26/2020 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfectly said.

1/26/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet you guys miss us hair gels now don’t ya!! We all have 12-17 years on but hey we wore baseball gloves and had good hair but we weren’t afraid to mix it up!!

1/26/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicely done SCC....Listen up BOYS and GIRLS! ...SCC is spot on! The smart money takes advice to their elders.

1/26/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of snowflakes the little Greek boy at O’Hare is afraid to do an arrest by himself and then cries to a Sgt on FURLOUGH to discipline a 30 year Westside veteran, shamefull.

1/26/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Face it Boys and Girls any and all families pick on each other. It forms more of a bond then you will ever know. The cry babies coming in now will never understand the bond this job creates.

1/26/2020 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And every old timer who is retired or still engaged I welcome the phrase, boys and girls, moms and dads, Kids of all ages! A hat tip to Bozo and Ring Master Ned. Piss off you buffoon, boys and girls might offend you, or be deemed inappropriate pronouns for you, but tough fuck, no one gives a shit if you get triggered.
1/26/2020 12:14:00 AM

And there it is: "no one gives a shit if you get triggered." Great post above. The sooner these millennial snowflakes realize that no one other than themselves gives a shit what offends them, the sooner we can start ridding ourselves of this politically correct bullshit and start acting like men. Damn pussies.
And a tip of the hat for mentioning Bozo and Ring Master Ned.

1/26/2020 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don't realize that if nobody's giving you shit, they just don't like you...…...

1/26/2020 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh! That kid is acting like such a baby!

1/26/2020 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone gets offended now. Everyone gets CR numbers on each other for stupid stuff. It’s even rubbed off on some of the veterans. A co-worker got a CR number on the sgt. because the sgt told the ever-whining co-worker to stop being a whiner and acting like a wuss. . Bam, went straight to the Cmdr and got a CR number. Dude has issues with female bosses and a lot of others who he outwardly hated.

1/26/2020 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not PD related, but my brother-in-law lives near Santa Barbara. He works for an environmental assessment and remediation outfit. They have a new young female employee who is supposed to be generating business and contacting prospects, but she has been failing miserably in her job. He has contacts and customers calling him wanting to know why they have not heard from the company. He had a chat with his supervisor and expressed his concern that perhaps the young lady’s performance was costing the company severely. She promptly went to HR and complained that he had referred to her in a sexist manner, i.e., “young lady”. Now here’s a 58-year-old guy who is seriously concerned with losing his job simply because he used some descriptive identifiers about a coworker which are absolutely accurate. What the hell is he supposed to call her, I wonder??

1/26/2020 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck all liberals snowflakes!

1/26/2020 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't like it? Don't read it!!!

1/26/2020 11:54:00 AM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

They're mamas boys and daddy's little girls. A new breed of police. I see them a lot coming out of the academy. Bernie fucking sanders supporters. They're called the COLLECTIVE, because they aint shit alone, and theyll never become anything even with a badge until they move from parents basement. More meatloaf ma.

1/26/2020 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just refer to everybody as "Them" or "They".

That should shut him or her up. Or shut them up. Or whatever.

1/26/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also please don’t clap your hands to show appreciation. I’m very sensitive to noise and it’s a borderline micro aggression Please do jazz hands.

1/26/2020 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hadn't worked Special Employment in years, because I had enough of fighting with the project populace during my regular working hours. When one of the guys told me there were no more high rises, the pay was now time and a half, and overtime was now assigned by seniority. I requested the subways for the day shift. I showed up for the 0500 roll call, with my 25 years on. The average time at the roll call had to be THIRTY YEARS PLUS! I didnt think we still had dinosaurs this old still on the job! I was promptly called "Kid"! It kind of felt good...!

1/26/2020 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too many pussys on the job, who get offended by EVERYTHING, sorry you pussy, your in the wrong profession!

1/26/2020 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Usually, the ones using kid and boys and girls are insecure themselves and look for every opportunity to use these terms. The really well seasoned veteran is secure with himself and doesn't feel the need to use it every opportunity.

1/26/2020 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD's motto, "BE THE CHANGE"...I say go F yourself!!!!

1/26/2020 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem is that certain people demand respect before they’ve earned it.

Long ago, I was told, “If you want to build your self-respect, do respectable things.” Demanding respect is a sure-fire way to NEVER get it.

1/26/2020 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicole KID MAN got her balls busted growing up,
but she persevered and became a Hollywood star

1/26/2020 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came on 1968 so who really gives a Fuck !!!!!! 20 years of drawing a pension . I beat the system . and left the state .

1/26/2020 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was 33 when I got to my "old district" with a year on. My partner was 34 with 9 years. We were the youngest on the watch and no one between us in seniority. We were the "kids" LOL. I was also one of two females. Lots of teasing back and forth, also lots of respect back and forth. Before I retired, we stopped a young off duty with a backwards baseball cap for speeding. He gets out of his car and yells "Hey Dude, I'm the police". Back in the day, some of my older counterparts would have grabbed this little punk by the collar, threw his baseball hat away, and would have made him ruin his pants. Yes boys and girls, the good old days.

Retired

1/26/2020 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While reading the above reader's comments an old Watch Commander's refrain came to mind: " Attention to roll call, you jags and jagettes!" The room became quiet after some laughter and no one took offense (or if they did they kept it to themselves.)
Such a remark would never be made in this day & age as recruits are now "part of the Change."

Retired .38 spl +P

1/26/2020 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It never mattered to Baby Face Nelson, so I suggest this
troll go to work in a shit canning factory. Personally, I
don't like the traditional grocery store round cans of shit.
I prefer the flat sardine-type cans. Easily storable in my
backpack along with my PC, windbreaker, flashlight, and
emergency blanket.

1/26/2020 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Cigars and Cigarettes

1/26/2020 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said!

1/26/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. You are are a girl then I will refer to you as a girl. If you are a man and have a penis then I will refer to you as a boy. It’s pretty simple. It’s actually science. Boys and girls. Done. As a supervisor I’ve noticed how mentally soft and unstable many of the kids (boy’s and girls) coming on are clueless to the real world and live with their heads in the clouds.. especially the feminists and those who prefer the same sex.. which is perfectly fine with me your orientation and who you prefer but how and why did you take this job?? Some are clueless and refuse to properly do their job because they just don’t get it. They do more work letting a bad guy go than locking them up. They think each and every call they are on is an opportunity to be Dr Phil or something. My god just shut up and do your job. If someone wants an offender to go to jail then take him to jail. If not suffer the consequences when he comes back and does something worse. I’ve pulled CR numbers already on numerous snowflakes for inattention to duty because they can’t manage a single thing including their emotions. And don’t get me started on all the new m and f “4s” coming on this job. Militant, entitled and uppity who think they are on an episode of COPS all the time. Sweet gloves and 100lbs of gear, make sure you put it on Snapchat you studs.. gotta look fresh in those cool designer label tactical clothes too... it’s awesome these days to put your entire tour on snap and INstagram for all to see. The kids literally watched Chicago PD way too many times before getting on the job and think that’s real life. They whine and cry when they go to midnights, have to work holidays and get hospital details. Sorry, being the police is a whole different world than what you think.

1/26/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray Rayner fyi

1/26/2020 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Crab Bucket
Crab fisherman never have to put a lid on the
bucket of crabs they have trapped. As soon as
one tries to escape, the other crabs pull it back
into the bucket. And so it is with 'Crab Boy'.
He can complain but he will never get anywhere.
His fellow crabs will always pull him back into the
steaming bucket of shit he wallows in. These assholes
will continue to complain until they are 40-yr-old crab boys
with alligator-catcher beards living in mom's basement.

1/26/2020 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this generation was responsible to save the world like in WWII, we’d be totally fucked.

1/26/2020 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I don't bust your balls it means I could give a shit less about you.

1/26/2020 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Be the change"...kiss my ass.

1/26/2020 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suck it up buttercup! If you're on the department maybe you should consider another line of work.

1/26/2020 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Believe it or not, the asshole who complained here
once applied for a job cleaning toilets at Umberto's
Clam House but was rejected and told they only hire
Sicilians for security purposes. You fuck up the toilets,
they kill your family back in the old counrty. Devastated,
he turned to being a blog troll.

1/26/2020 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid, that dead rat in the corner has more time than you... is probably one of my favorites.

1/26/2020 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TRUE STORY!
SCC, it's even worse than you think. Some High Schools
are using synthetic, man-made frogs in Biology class
class to spare the squeamish students the real world
experience that some things are just downright messy
and unpleasant. Yes, no more formaldehyde-soaked
specimens to trigger an allergic response and have the
teacher come to the rescue with an EpiPen.
Good luck, future generation doctors. These fucking
kids are gonna lose their shit when they finally encounter
a real corpse. And as these "wonders" enter the Medical
Profession workforce, they will be lost without their electronic
connections that show them the standardized medical flow
work sheets. God forbid they should have to depend upon
stored knowledge and memory to treat a patient.

1/26/2020 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have them put some butt hurt cream on that triggered sore ass!

1/26/2020 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cops For Trump 2020 … Figured I'd cause he or she to be triggered again.

1/26/2020 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Amen SCC!! About one month ago, one of your readers was upset with my comment regarding a certain gold star and i was accused of being unable to "take orders from a Woman" since said gold star is a female. This blog does have sarcasm and silliness and a thick skin is required. Unfortunately, some of your readers will scream gender bias if we do not genuflect immediately while criticizing Ladies of the Golden Badge Brigade.

Retired .38 spl +P

1/26/2020 12:31:00 AM
.

Your post (as in the weekly post saying the same shit) had no merit. You either were never a det or worked in RBT/Svu and good for you buddy. Buttttt, you post about Staples was clearly you just digging her. Is she nice? Yes, was she a det? No. Was she in the D unit for years as a SEX Sgt a HGS LT as well as an Admin LT to the Chief? Yes she was. Show me just one RD# she where Staples personally messed it up? You couldn’t do it.

Look, when you sign your posts with the retired .38 thing to your posts it’s easy for a daily reader to see your goal is only to call out staples so it becomes clear you have an agenda. As a reader it gets old and your credibility diminishes when all you ever write is a personal attack. So, in closing we get it you don’t like her. That’s cool, but give it a rest.

1/26/2020 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't grow-up in Chicago but my Dad would always use the term "kid" to describe younger, less experienced adult men - especially at work. It is part of the regional dielect:"This kid who used to work for me" or "This kid at the refinery". That way of talking stuck with my brothers and me and we will still say it when we are describing something a newbie does on the job.

Regarding "boys" - That shit still gets said to grown-ass men when you are doing manly shit - fighting, drinking, hunting, riding motorcycles. The Brits say "lads" in the same way. It's a fucking badge of honor to be called and to call your male friends "boys". What the fuck is the world coming to?

1/26/2020 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to offend the LBGTQRSUVWXYZ community.Did I forget the AC-DC community also? We need to bring back the draft in order to knock the stupidity out the heads of these ass-holes. These people are lost in some libtarded fantasy world.

1/26/2020 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger LOAfrom025 said...

I remember my first experience with that dialog. A guy called off sick and they put me on the wagon. We got a run to the old morgue (Fishbein Institute). And dry heaving after going inside to bring the elevator up to the loading dock, an old timer noticing the cleanliness of my serge wool trousers and spotless tie asked, What'ya want kid, the ten dollar tour or the twenty dollar tour. I replied, I just want to get on the elevator and get the hell outta here.

1/26/2020 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...I’ve always said give me a catholic school kid any day of the week. I know they know how to take it.

1/26/2020 01:29:00 AM

Yikes poor choice of words lol.

1/26/2020 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every disc’s favorite expression “You ain’t got shit kid” after you think you have a slam dunk felony arrest

1/26/2020 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls: BOZO'S Circus is DEFINITELY on-the-air!

Anyone getting irked by the phrase "boys and girls" ought to be told to "fuck off" immediately. If they keep on, keeping on, about it - a good crack right in the face ought to snap them out of the stupid.

This is what we get for tolerating insanity - more of it.

1/26/2020 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said SCC, well said

1/26/2020 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckem if they can't take a joke. Seriously ostracize this turd. Make his life so miserable he or she or it, will quit.

1/26/2020 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact that this person is offended at the term "boys and girls" only proves that he/she actually IS a boy or girl trying to play with the adults, in an adult game. I have 22years and still get told "get some time on the job, kid", and I say it to others. It's all in good fun. Nowadays, there are a lot of kids OTJ with less than 3 years making days on the bid. Hell, I have more on the shitter than some have OTJ. I'd like to see the original post.

RH

1/26/2020 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This generation of cops have absolutely no intestinal fortitude. In other words they are all Chicken Shirt afraid of their own shadows and offending people. God forbid this country ever goes to war again. How did the country with the Greatest Generation become the Worst Generation in 30- 40 short years. PC has ruined our once great country. If Trump looses God help us all.

1/26/2020 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Boys and Girls,Clueless,Pussy,Snowflake,Asshat".Makes one really want to get out there and work a tour with you.

1/26/2020 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Old gray fat retired guy said...

I got on the job in 1966 and was assigned to 013 Wood St. Back then we trained with an FTO for one week. I made Detective in 1971 and was sent to A4/GA (Maxwell St General Assignment for you "youngsters"). For my first field assignment I was sent to 013 to process an arrest for my old FTO. I borrowed a hat from one of the older dicks, bought a large cigar at the liquor store next to A4, and headed to 013. Upon arrival I put on the hat, started chomping on the stogie, and went in. When I found him in the tact office, I loudly asked "What'dya got KID?" He jumped over the desk and chased me out to parking lot and down the street. Afterwards we had beers and laughed about it.

One of the best things about being retired are the great old memories.

Stay safe "boys and girls".

1/26/2020 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the commentator who is still being called kid after you have a whole 4 years on and on a tact team...whoa there junior. Acting like you have a star on your jacket. Grow some thicker skin

1/26/2020 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m offended. I don’t know why but I just feel offended all the time. It’s so great to be so sensitive. So you guys better like me and not treat me bad. (Sarcasm for the cement heads that can’t figure it out).

1/26/2020 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Trigger?
That was Roy Rogers'horse.



1/26/2020 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I still call girls Chicks...?

1/26/2020 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:40am....wow, a whole 4 years on and you get to work tact and wear blue jeans! Morons like you are exactly why this topic was posted. Now go back and bring in your felony driving while revoked supercop.

1/26/2020 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does anyone remember the movie "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas? When Douglas walks in the boot store and the sales person hides Douglas as the female detective walks in? He asked her a question about police gender, anyone remember what was asked? That's what reminds about this story.

1/26/2020 07:29:00 AM


link to falling down dump store officer-ess scene

Caution triggerable snowflakes, strong language.

1/26/2020 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen what the CPD is hiring. It is only going to get worse. Not a cop.

1/26/2020 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Things were different then. It seems to me that every generation is a little more of a wuss than the generation before it. Well a lot more today.

As you all know there are really 720 genders, so calling someone boys and girls is just like, Oh My God, so like wrong. And adults really talk like that. Even so called professionals that can't use a sentence without the word like in it. What a world, what have we come to? Man-buns and Jenner woman of the year for one thing. That should have been a clue what we have in store in future. Just wait boys and girls to the time when you will be arrested for not using the preferred pronoun. Abnormal is the new normal.

1/26/2020 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha fake frogs. Once at the MEs office the Dr reached into the chest cavity the after a few swipes of his knife pulled out the esopigus with the toung still attached to the end of it. Was an "Oh man" moment. haha. Have fun new cry baby police.

1/26/2020 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said Junior.

1/26/2020 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but vote no to all the Donahue endorsed candidates, especially in the 41st Ward. They got the endorsements because they sold their soul to him. OToole wouldn’t stand for it.

1/26/2020 06:40:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

First time commenting;
Amen!

1/26/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Boys and girls" is a commonly used term when addressing those younger or less experienced in the Department, kind of like, "kid."

This isn’t a “department” thing. This is a LIFE thing. And these annoying little assholes coming up don’t seem to understand nuance, parlance or just plain English. They’re stupid literal little fucks that are too self-centered to keep their mouths shut so they can learn. They don’t respect history, authority, chain of command, paying your dues, nothing. And the kicker, is that most of them are dumb as a box of rocks and useless anyway.

—-not a cop

1/26/2020 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gleefully puttin' those heavy Chevys up on the sidewalk
behind those truly BEE-AY-DEE m/fers in the name of the
m/fin' law was what the last of the REAL Police did.

we had the community in 007 trained to look both ways after coming out of their front door. good times indeed.

1/26/2020 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Amen SCC!! About one month ago, one of your readers was upset with my comment regarding a certain gold star and i was accused of being unable to "take orders from a Woman" since said gold star is a female. This blog does have sarcasm and silliness and a thick skin is required. Unfortunately, some of your readers will scream gender bias if we do not genuflect immediately while criticizing Ladies of the Golden Badge Brigade.

Retired .38 spl +P

1/26/2020 12:31:00 AM
.

Your post (as in the weekly post saying the same shit) had no merit. You either were never a det or worked in RBT/Svu and good for you buddy. Buttttt, you post about Staples was clearly you just digging her. Is she nice? Yes, was she a det? No. Was she in the D unit for years as a SEX Sgt a HGS LT as well as an Admin LT to the Chief? Yes she was. Show me just one RD# she where Staples personally messed it up? You couldn’t do it.

Look, when you sign your posts with the retired .38 thing to your posts it’s easy for a daily reader to see your goal is only to call out staples so it becomes clear you have an agenda. As a reader it gets old and your credibility diminishes when all you ever write is a personal attack. So, in closing we get it you don’t like her. That’s cool, but give it a rest.

1/26/2020 02:08:00 PM

*Signed,

One of her many loyal cronies, merit sergeants, merit lieutenants, girlfriends, hacks and ass-kissers that don’t care if she’s incompetent.

1/26/2020 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most states still celebrate Columbus Day. Balbo Drive wasn't renamed.

1/26/2020 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time I see a comment begin with “trigger”, I throw up in my mouth just a little. So is the word “trigger” my trigger?? Retirement can’t come soon enough.

1/26/2020 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh... Mr. Bandit, would that be the Barbarians? No kees needed just flossed.

1/26/2020 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT boys and girls, but did you know that 3rd floor at Homan is full of explosives. It looks like SWAT will be using it to blow shit up. They don’t even get basic training, now how the hell are they going get trained to use the damn explosives. Or are they going to use it being unqualified to do so?

1/26/2020 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is Chuckles the Clown, the alter-ego of
the Metaphorical Chief Charlie Beck. I hope I don't
scare you my children, as that is not my purpose in
life. I encourage all of you to get along. May I suggest
you use the terms 'Brothers and Sisters', or is that
too 1960s L.A. for you?

1/26/2020 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lighten up Francis.Boys and Girls sounds just fine!

1/26/2020 08:42:00 PM  
Blogger Don said...

Trigger this male and female CHILDREN,

Shut the fuck up and get some balls

1/26/2020 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
Usually, the ones using kid and boys and girls are insecure themselves and look for every opportunity to use these terms. The really well seasoned veteran is secure with himself and doesn't feel the need to use it every opportunity.


1/26/2020 12:28:00 PM

I bet 9 hours with you in a beat car is non stop laughs.

1/26/2020 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Look down!
If you have a dick.
You're a boy.
If you don't.
You're a girl.
End of story.

1/26/2020 07:20:00 AM

What if you have a case of the dickie do’s?

When your tummy sticks out farther than your dickie do.

1/26/2020 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Haha fake frogs. Once at the MEs office the Dr reached into the chest cavity the after a few swipes of his knife pulled out the esopigus with the toung still attached to the end of it. Was an "Oh man" moment. haha. Have fun new cry baby police."

1/26/2020 06:02:00 PM

Lol!

We remember getting the grand tour at the old morgue
and the head ghoul spied a plastic bag partially open
with a wired-together human skeleton inside...

Head Ghoul says: "Oh?"

>Reaches in and grabs a skeletal arm with a tag tied to it<

"Damn! We were looking for this guy!"

We figured the bones-in-a-bag was a VIP
so we did an aimless ask for the hell of it.

"Who WAS he?"

"One of Gacy's victims..."

Heh...

One of these snowflakes would've puked
on the tops of their shoes while shitting their pants
had they looked at that.

Real Muthafuckin' Po-leece...

We'll quote an old "Pie-Plate" era Sergeant who said:

"I've seen people born, I've seen people die
and I've seen people in every possible state in between."

Yup... We second that motion.

Been There.
Done That.
Bought The T-Shirt.
Won The Stupid-Looking Stuffed Animal.
Pointed & Laughed.
Left.

Oh yeah...

Met some of the BESTEST, GOODEST and BADDEST-ASSED
boys and girls ever!

From the toughest, strongest, meanest, most ass-kickingest
warriors in all Copdom to the saddest, sorest and sorriest community
hand holders, boo-boo patchers, ass-wipers and shit-head whisperers.

You law-abiding, tax-paying citizens are deeply fucked
because you're so reluctant to fight the progressives
who are hellbent on destroying YOU and every good thing
you thought you stood for.

"Nice and decent people don't get angry and resort
to fists, boots, and bullets after being nullified
at the ballot box. We're a country of laws!"

The powers that be are in on The Police
so that if the REAL resistance won't coalesce
around the angry blue-collar Police churls.

Good Times.
No?

1/26/2020 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they don’t like it, just tell them to suck it up buttercup

1/26/2020 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but vote no to all the Donahue endorsed candidates, especially in the 41st Ward. They got the endorsements because they sold their soul to him. OToole wouldn’t stand for it.

More lies.
Donahue does not endorse candidates.
Donahue has nothing to do with the 41st ward.
Otoole is a fucking asshole.
Started paying FOP dues in OCTOBER. Then demands an endorsement. GFY sarg

1/27/2020 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey boys and girls, you know what triggers me? nobody calls me kid anymore. boo hoo, i need my safe space and a little of loris legal hooky doo

1/27/2020 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Does anyone remember the movie "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas? When Douglas walks in the boot store and the sales person hides Douglas as the female detective walks in? He asked her a question about police gender, anyone remember what was asked? That's what reminds about this story.

Great movie! "Nice talking to ya, officer...ess!"

1/27/2020 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The modern weakling really chaps it. They go to college because they failed high school. No mean people there, and professors encourage them to go further in debt with useless degrees. But they spend plenty of money on stupid crap, while complaining about everything they can't afford because they have no self control. I can only say one thing, that Tyrone does not give a damn about your feelings, and will use every 'mean' word in the book. Neither does the rest of the world. Snowflakes need a life lesson, but they serve a purpose in the Democratic scheme of things. At least until the SHTF and then they will be disposable assets

1/27/2020 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT boys and girls, but did you know that 3rd floor at Homan is full of explosives. It looks like SWAT will be using it to blow shit up. They don’t even get basic training, now how the hell are they going get trained to use the damn explosives. Or are they going to use it being unqualified to do so?

1/26/2020 07:59:00 PM


Sounds like a disaster in the making. Working with explosives isn't something that can be taught by power point. Supposed to be stored in controlled conditions in hardened facilities.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow best be accounted for

1/27/2020 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I know people don’t want to hear this but I get tired of being called “kid” four years ago when I left the academy it was fine but come on. I’m even on the tact team now and older guys on the watch are still calling me “kid”. It’s not my fault you never got to wear blue jeans.

1/26/2020 08:40:00 AM

Would you prefer "Punk"?

1/27/2020 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm in my 60's

one day your going to miss being called "kid"

but then again, what do I know...

zero social skills are the norm now..."KID"!!!

1/27/2020 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/27/2020 03:14:00 AM


and yet...there ya go, opening your mouth when you KNOW we don't want to hear it

STFU "KID"



1/27/2020 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT boys and girls, but did you know that 3rd floor at Homan is full of explosives. It looks like SWAT will be using it to blow shit up.

SWAT has been wanting to do explosive entry since Dallas PD blew that asshole up who killed their cops in the sniping incident. The problem is control and training. It needs to be regular and consistent, something they are not capable of. They can't keep their handguns and rifles in good working order - look how many times they have had malfunctions, even at Mercy Hosp - much less allowing them to run around with det cord and other explosives. Someone is going to get blown up if true.

1/27/2020 07:18:00 AM  

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