Saturday, January 25, 2020

Spitter Back in Custody

Remember the Thanksgiving asshole? He went back out to steal some more booze for Mom:
  • Hey Scc, does the name Bernard KERSH JR. ring a bell? Well he was the offender who spit in the officers face a few months back and taken to the ground and placed under arrest. And guess what, he’s currently sitting in central detention charged with a Strong Arm Robbery after he stole a bottle of tequila and some flowers from the Jewels in 001 and proceeded to strike the female security guard in the chest as she attempted to stop him from leaving the parking lot. He was arrested blocks away without incident but he apparently gave the processing officers a lot of lip. 
Remember, he was charged with Aggravated Battery to the police, and here he is committing battery against another protected employee, shoplifting, and just generally being a drain on society, thanks to Crimesha.

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

“...after he stole a bottle of tequila and some flowers from the Jewels in 001 and proceeded to strike the female security guard in the chest...”


Spoken like a true south sider... the Jewels.

1/25/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He would while away the hours

Defacating on the flowers

And pissing on the trains

Oh, the messes he'd be making

And the smart phonesnhe'd be taking

IF he only had a brain!!!!

1/25/2020 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Jewels? Really? It's Jewel. How hard is that?

1/25/2020 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He goes out on a crime spree and the cop is held hostage.. stay fetal!!!

1/25/2020 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep turning him loose perhaps he will meet a CCL holder before he kills someone. Long odd of that happening but better odds than waiting for justice from the justice system in Shitcago.

1/25/2020 04:55:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Tequila and flowers? Hot date?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/25/2020 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys sure could use a net

1/25/2020 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimesha owns this one. Nice job Miss Useless.

1/25/2020 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That individuals spit could’ve contained the Coronavirus or worse. Great to see that purposely spreading diseases to others means nothing in this city.

1/25/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't the two officers that arrested him om Turkey Day still at callback?
Will these officers also be sent to callback? After all, he is now a "protected" individual and the activists and momma will claim police harassment

1/25/2020 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should " DROP " these assholes off at Chrimshits and Fox Holes place of residence with a map of the "STARS HOMES "Maybe they could get a better lay out of the land if they had a map!

1/25/2020 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good, that would mean that the bond money jesse jackson posted for him goes bye bye. Fuckface wasn't spitting on the police this time, he got potty trained. Now do the right thing and release those 2 coppers from call back and put them back out on the street with a pat on the back and an apology.

1/25/2020 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jewels"? He hit two Jewel Food Stores?

1/25/2020 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JJJ gonna bail him out? Hmmmmm

1/25/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone was serious about running against Foxx. All they need is to show the number of offenders arrested, released and arrested again because of Foxx.

1/25/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Jesse? Pfather Pfaker??
Crimesha? Groot AKA Rocky Raccoon??

1/25/2020 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Booze & flowers? He was going on a date. A model citizen

1/25/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Menace to society.
Attention ALL involved law enforcement and LP that had contact with this repeatedly affordably bonded Cook Co protected violent menace:
File your personal injury and/or defamation lawsuits...NOW.
Include Cook Co complicity too.

1/25/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Dave Savini do a follow up story on this jag off?

1/25/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least bound will be revoked now

1/25/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll just get another play....

Got more important stuff to worry about....

Like police misconduct....


1/25/2020 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s out by now.

1/25/2020 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep voting for Kim , Lori , Toni P. And more of this to come
Maybe this thug is someone Conroy is talking about , poor ,mentally cjhallenged people being arrested .
Vote Republican ,Christopher Phanuchche

1/25/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Criminals are like a revolving door, going round and round and in and out!!!!

1/25/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The Jewels? Really? It's Jewel. How hard is that?
1/25/2020 02:37:00 AM

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The OP is undoubtedly from the South Side. It's The Jewels, or "Da' Jewels" to those who grew up on the South Side.

1/25/2020 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Jesse going to bail him out again?

1/25/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rabid animal!

1/25/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The security guard should be suspended immediately.

1/25/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another FAILED product of Kimmy's Bullshit Democratic Social Justice "Get Out of Jail Free" Program. This poor excuse of an adult male and repeat offender typifies the flawed thinking of the Imp and the FOXX. Their tried and true failed Democratic Socialist beliefs manifest themselves every day in Shitty City. Their corruption and failures are now open and notorious nationally. There is no place to hide, not even under the skirts of the "bought and paid for" local media lapdogs. Even the Community is slowly recognizing this fact as their family, their children and loved ones are murdered, raped, robbed and carjacked by the likes of these freed thugs.

This habitual criminal will be freed again to devastate the Community. Sadly, the Community, by its silence and voting habits signals its agreement to willingly offer its loved ones as "raw meat" to the criminal savages freed by FOXX and the IMP.

1/25/2020 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will CBS interview him again.

1/25/2020 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Battery during a theft. Strongarm robbery charges approved by the ASA? If the officers didn’t present this case to the detectives to get it charged as such then shame on them. Let the ASA take the heat for him not getting charged but it better have at least been presented to the Asa for strong arm.

1/25/2020 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet the press won’t honestly cover this.

1/25/2020 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you ever hear the saying "Holding a man by the Jewels"? Shoplifter job lingo by old time real police dispatchers. I think the word "Jewels" was sarcasm. After all these years, the term still gives me a laugh. Thanks SCC. The term was always citywide, not southside.

Retired

1/25/2020 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Momma!!!!!!!

1/25/2020 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worthless creature...

1/25/2020 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote the 4 time bank robber in NYC who robbed a 5th bank the day after he was released on a no-money bond:
“What were they thinking when they let me out?”
Nuff said.

1/25/2020 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"but he apparently gave the processing officers a lot of lip"

As long as it was not a lot of spit, just some lip... That counts as a minor improvement. Small blessings are counted each day.

THANKS KIM FOXX! Great job you shiftless clown!

1/25/2020 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
The Jewels? Really? It's Jewel. How hard is that?
1/25/2020 02:37:00 AM

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The OP is undoubtedly from the South Side. It's The Jewels, or "Da' Jewels" to those who grew up on the South Side.

1/25/2020 11:40:00 AM

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Correctamundo!!

1/25/2020 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One would think the outfit would kindly lend a hand with some of these scumbags, perhaps a little civic duty. With so much water around here, there opportunities galore. This crap is really gonna come uncorked one day.

1/25/2020 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Jewels? Really? It's Jewel. How hard is that?

1/25/2020 02:37:00 AM
What's a matter with you? Don't you speak Chicagoese?

1/26/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe "asshat" is a gender neutral term.

1/26/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
The Jewels? Really? It's Jewel. How hard is that?

1/25/2020 02:37:00 AM



Not from around here are ya kid?

1/26/2020 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Da Jewels has many bargains and great tasting, fresh food.

1/26/2020 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much of an asshole pos scum Cabrini Kim is, Conway is a RINO Democrat fuck whose father is tied in with Bill Cellini who ran Illinois into the ground along with the help of scum Edgar and RINO fat fuck Kirk Dillard. So Conway is not a good choice. And Goofioretti has to be exposed for constantly running to raise money, not pay workers, and being nothing but a shill for crazy mumbles Jesse Jackson.And the so called donation from Buddy Guy has to be looked into by the FBI. That 500k stinks to high heaven. Conway is already sucking up to the ghetto class. He has no chance. Read Kass column today about Conway .

1/26/2020 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Jewels? Really? It's Jewel. How hard is that?

1/25/2020 02:37:00 AM

Not from around here are ya kid?

1/26/2020 12:23:00 PM

You are correct 12:23:00 PM. He gave himself away when he scoffed at the colloquial vernacular. It's also a hoot when they are acting so officious, yet mispronounce our street names. You can immediately tell they ain't from around here.

1/26/2020 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are correct 12:23:00 PM. He gave himself away when he scoffed at the colloquial vernacular. It's also a hoot when they are acting so officious, yet mispronounce our street names. You can immediately tell they ain't from around here.

1/26/2020 08:39:00 PM

Born and raised on the south side. I just never bothered to learn to say store names incorrectly, like a fucking moron. The "jewels" isn't a south side thing, or a Chicago thing. It's a dumbass thing. Regular people know it's Jewel. Dumb people call it Jewels, because they're dumb. You don't have to talk like an uneducated hicktard from Canaryville to be a Chicagoan. Sorry to disappoint you. Did you watch Sox games at Cominskey Park too?

1/27/2020 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The “dose, dats, and deys” are for the ignorant and uneducated. Not all Southsiders are like that.

Cominsky Park laughed so hard I think coffee came through my nose, another good one is Soldiers Field.

1/27/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I got held by the Jewels one time.

It was delightful.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/28/2020 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any, and I mean any registered voter who is employed by the City of Chicago, County of Cook, or the State of Illinois who vote for the clowns who hold these offices, reach down, grab a hold of your head and pull it out of your ass. Stand for something, otherwise; you'll keep falling for anything.

2/01/2020 10:28:00 AM  

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