Seriously Roderick?

We had no idea that the command staff doubled as plumbers:

• Commander of 007 Rowdy Roderick was furious pictures of the urinals were up. He came in to roll calls screaming about the “bullshit blog” and how he doesn’t give a fuck. He told officers he’s going to make sure the urinals take longer to fix now. “If we make him look stupid, we’re going to pay a heavy price,” starting with lunches. He also mentioned he’s “federally trained” now and we better watch out because he has access to specific technology that can be used to trace blog posts.

Um, dude? This wasn't a slap at you. Up until this moment in time, we assumed that Facilities Management and Building Engineers were in charge of plumbing and heating and electricity in the buildings. We had no idea you were in the trades, that you were responsible for all the crappy (no pun intended) plumbing across Districts and that you would be so petty as to deny the men of the 007th District access to clean, sanitary bathroom areas in which to vent their bladders.

But now that we know this, be prepared for a huge list of complaints.

And Supoerintendent Beck, we aren't sure, but using government technology to intimidate off duty personnel from exercising their First Amendment Rights.....you might want to have a little sit down with this particular plumber. He sounds like he's suffering from some form of a clogged large intestine.

You know, he's full of shit.