Sunday, February 09, 2020

Detective Commanders, Lieutenants

New organizational chart (click for the larger version):


Surprisingly, a couple of competent bosses.

Not surprising, more than a few clouted clowns.

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122 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only 2 I know are Panosh and McGovern, so I'm hoping they are some of the competent bosses you're referring to. I like Panosh as a boss and he's a good and decent man. Congratulations, Ed. I still laugh when I think of the name you gave me...

2/09/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to plumbing Rod. Maybe he’ll Tate his lap dog merit sgt Tate with him

2/09/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell us the bottom line. Did Beck sign off on this?

2/09/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I thought Kelly would be retired by now.

Came on in 86, should be 55 by now.

Lawyer.

Retire dude.

Relax.

2/09/2020 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrance Downs...Way out of his league, and no one likes him. A Dean Andrews (sycophant) want to be...Anyone who works for him watch out for this backstabber and his minions.

2/09/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody stays in 001 too long these days.......... Lts run out the door retiring with no notice to troops. Now LT EP gone. Breaking in new Lts isn’t easy. But congrats to those moving up and onward!

2/09/2020 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Wojcik or Walsh?

2/09/2020 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Panosh??? wow.

2/09/2020 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the guys from OCD report to the commander of the Detective Division of the Area. Not to the commander of each district within the area. So now instead of 22 bursars they are down to 5 bursars? I would recommend to all buy officers to refuse to report to patrol division buildings. Meet somewhere else and brief there. I have no idea where the hell your gonna go to do your supps and inventories. Stupid ass shit.

2/09/2020 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Labbe is by far one of the best SGTs and LTs I worked for. You guys got a good one.

2/09/2020 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one female in the entire bunch and a recipient of the Noble answer group. So tired of of this crap. Pathetic.

2/09/2020 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most were detectives so we are getting there. But not quite.

2/09/2020 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please get rid of Starks
Knows nothing, does nothing

2/09/2020 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed Panosh is a solid choice. Smart guy. Should be in violent. Jarrod Smith, nice guy but not the brightest bulb. Tom Keane?? That guy was a whiny clout baby who has had cushy spots his whole career. Not the most knowledgeable fellow and has no business working Violent Crimes let alone be in the D-Unit. He was too busy sucking the newly dumped Lt. Joe Poland’s ass in Area Central when he was in RBT. Made his phone calls when he made Lt and fucked over a few guys to get a spot in 011 then bailed because he was scared about being responsible for a busy district. Made more phone calls, got to 024, bumping other lieutenants, then made another phone call to get to 018 so he could have yet another cushy spot. Good luck at Area 5 to the detectives that work for him because he’s totally clueless about violent crimes. And good riddance Lt. Joe Poland, you’re a piece of shit and we’re happy that you’re gone. You fucked so many people over and created a toxic work environment, all while stealing a fuck ton of overtime. Guess your clout couldn’t save you anymore. Hope they put you on midnights in a shitty district. It’s a long way down to the bottom fucktard. Enjoy your karma and take your clueless, ghostpayroller, suckass, overtime thief Sgt. KP with you!

2/09/2020 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This chart is suitable foe framing

2/09/2020 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking at the A-team lineup, the d-unit will be hitting them out of the park when it comes to contributing to overall crime reduction. Its hard not to have a Chris Mathews at MSNBC moment with a thrill up your leg when you see the new staff wearing their power ties and adoring the neat creases on their trousers.

2/09/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can one suggest a new crime reduction strategy. The New Haven Connecticut P.D. has tackled their drug crime epidemic with "drug use kits" for those addicted to personal use amounts of heroin and crack. Kits include crack pipes, cooking kits, sterile needles, etc. to assist with addiction. Pamphlets with help resources for safe drug use would also included.

Chicago has an epidemic murder problem here like the Coronavirus deaths in communist China. Maybe C.P.D. can distribute kits containing eye and ear protection to all those unlawful possessors and shooters of those touted illegal guns. This kit could be distributed after dismissed gun possession cases or for shooting or murder offenders receive those little or no cash bonds while exiting the bond hearings. Pamphlets include information with safe gun handling practices and provide information on approved ranges for practice with the hope of reducing collateral human damage. Real world common sense solutions for complex crime problems.

https://defensemaven.io/bluelivesmatter/news/new-haven-police-to-pass-out-free-crack-pipes-with-drug-use-kits--m8OkAOeDEeUhzZDGqrLOQ

2/09/2020 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I thought Kelly would be retired by now.

Came on in 86, should be 55 by now.

Lawyer.

Retire dude.

Relax.


2/09/2020 12:23:00 AM

Glad hes still around Hands on, intelligent/knowledgeable.

2/09/2020 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously.... (Former 1st Deputy Supt.’s wife) Lisa STARKS? Yes she’s from D Unit but the do nothing, under achiever, dummer than a box of rocks couldn’t solve a crime if offender was sitting across from her confessing. Hence the reason she was part of “Special” study group. Surely couldn’t of done it all on her own.

The more things change the more they stay the same!

2/09/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M Kelly is going to be an Area homicide lieutenant?! That George Costanza look-a-like can’t solve his way out of a paper bag.

2/09/2020 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the property crimes lieutenant reports to the violent crimes lieutenant who reports to the homicide lieutenant who reports to the area commander? Either this is fucked up or somebody doesn’t know how to draw up an organizational chart, neither of which are surprising in this department.

2/09/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Looks like the guys from OCD report to the commander of the Detective Division of the Area. Not to the commander of each district within the area. So now instead of 22 bursars they are down to 5 bursars? I would recommend to all buy officers to refuse to report to patrol division buildings. Meet somewhere else and brief there. I have no idea where the hell your gonna go to do your supps and inventories. Stupid ass shit.

2/09/2020 01:21:00 AM

Shut up Bimble Kimble. Nobody has to listen to your BS lies anymore. I’m hoping they find a place for Narcotics as long as it away from you. You killed all the moral, fucked over people and now you’re looking
like a deer in headlights. Your fame and glory is done. The ones you thought were your friends were the ones that threw you under the bus

2/09/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Labbe is by far one of the best SGTs and LTs I worked for. You guys got a good one.”

Here Here. Worked in 007 before I made dic, Labbe is a smart and competent boss and a good human being. A/3 is lucky to be getting him.

2/09/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to SVU?

2/09/2020 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luke Kelly is a great guy and competent.

2/09/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s Gillespie going to do now?

2/09/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like eddie burke still gets his clout buddies in get spots as usual

2/09/2020 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keane is a good guy. Congrats Tom

2/09/2020 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winstrom and Keane. Connected clowns that never had a bad spot on this job. 2 minute detectives. Panosh is no superstar and has also had a gifted career, but he did a little more detective work. Maybe.

Cronyism at its finest and most blatant.

2/09/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Tommy boy can you take your buddy Kearns with you? We’re tired of his pettiness in area central!

2/09/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send in the clowns

2/09/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 12 of the group were Detectives

2/09/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parham is one of the dumbest individuals on this job. Useless at iad and fucks up everything. He cannot make a decision (can't spell decision either)

2/09/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Only one female in the entire bunch and a recipient of the Noble answer group. So tired of of this crap. Pathetic.

Hey dummy why don’t you tell the females to stop being watch and time secretary’s then maybe they will get a better spot on the job. How comes there is no males working in the front officers in districts and units? Two can play this game.

2/09/2020 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, Terrance Downs (aka Mr. Personality) gets back into A/5. I found him to be difficult to work for, and pluralistic in his nature. He has a strongarm when it comes to selling Christmas party and benefit tickets to impress his boss. Says one thing and does another. Good luck there! He's one of my top 5 worst supervisors ever. I'm glad it was a short run. I could go on, but why? Watch your six boys...

2/09/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow only one female kind of biased isn’t it.

2/09/2020 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Looks like the guys from OCD report to the commander of the Detective Division of the Area. Not to the commander of each district within the area. So now instead of 22 bursars they are down to 5 bursars? I would recommend to all buy officers to refuse to report to patrol division buildings. Meet somewhere else and brief there. I have no idea where the hell your gonna go to do your supps and inventories. Stupid ass shit.

2/09/2020 01:21:00 AM

I never realized the danger and intrigue of locking up a 63 year old hype with one blow.

2/09/2020 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Panosh are you kidding!!! This dipshit is not qualified to run a lemonade stand let alone supervise area detectives. What the hell Beck. You are taking advice from the wrong crowd.

2/09/2020 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feel sorry for the guys in Area Two. Starks is an asshole and Hot Rod ain't much better.

2/09/2020 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Kelly...best Detective ever ,,,,just ask him.

2/09/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the fly on wall of that Merit round table ensemble that put the chart together was laughing.
Rumor, but not confirmed that the chart took over 3 hours to complete...it was a Friday afternoon. Adjusted 8 times by Tuesday, sent for approval on Thursday, typed up by a sworn house stenographer, proofed and posted for distribution a week later. Additions and corrections are pending due to the historic first new appointment of Groot’s Right Person for the Right Time™️.

Make it interesting, model the chart after The Hollywood Squares or The Brady Bunch opening format.

2/09/2020 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greg Daly is Real Deal, true Hunter!! knows how to get the job done right. Congrats Greg!

2/09/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Winstrom just make Capt. a second ago out of R&D? Nice to see things working as usual. Like he knows anything about being a Detective.

2/09/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrence Downes? The guy is a copper’s cop solely concerned about preventing coppers from shooting their own feet. To accuse him of anything else would be a ringing indictment of your observation skills. You might just be one of those half-wits the city hires. We’ve got a plethora of those on the dep.

2/09/2020 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry Downes? Good lord. Good luck to whoever has the misfortune of working under him. If you do, pretend you know nothing and he knows averything.

2/09/2020 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 of the area det commander was a det for about 5 minutes b/4 making sgt.

2/09/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought detectives were going to be assigned to the districts and the district commanders were going to be in charge? What happened to that plan?

Old retired Det.

2/09/2020 11:56:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Is Starks related to Dana?

2/09/2020 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, Just plain LOL.

2/09/2020 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha to the where is Wojcik and Walsh comment.
Well you can find Walsh in the discount liquor isle of binny’s and Wojcik at the cheetah gym on Halsted

2/09/2020 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the more things change the more they stay the same

2/09/2020 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very prominent name not on the list wow. Some head scratching going on down south

2/09/2020 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since no one is happy , lay out your picks and I’m sure someone will dog them too, first time in awhile the right people were picked

2/09/2020 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dets remain under the control of the area , just more “hands on” with the district commanders

2/09/2020 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Didn't Winstrom just make Capt. a second ago out of R&D? Nice to see things working as usual. Like he knows anything about being a Detective.

2/09/2020 10:44:00 AM

R & D, legal affairs, 018th district. But he’s a nice guy! He’s a lawyer he’s a smart guy! Un-fucking-believable!

2/09/2020 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these the most experienced lts we have? If not why not?

2/09/2020 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winstrom is as solid as they come! Passed every promotional exam on score. Doesn’t treat people like shit. Well respected across the board. He’s a leader that will do solid in the D Unit. The tides are turning, finally. The department is fixing EJ’s mess of promoting all of his incompetent friends. Stay the course sir, and lead by example! Congratulations boss!!!!

2/09/2020 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Winstrom and Keane. Connected clowns that never had a bad spot on this job. 2 minute detectives. Panosh is no superstar and has also had a gifted career, but he did a little more detective work. Maybe.

Cronyism at its finest and most blatant.

2/09/2020 08:45:00 AM

Winstrom is a spineless hack who will only talk to you if you’re ‘somebody’ or know ‘someone’ or will be useful to him to get him somewhere. Brownosing the right people is what got him where’s he’s at. Past year or so he’s had his nose so far up the asses of the civilian hacks running the reform unit making them think he’s a team player.

2/09/2020 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Looks like the guys from OCD report to the commander of the Detective Division of the Area. Not to the commander of each district within the area. So now instead of 22 bursars they are down to 5 bursars? I would recommend to all buy officers to refuse to report to patrol division buildings. Meet somewhere else and brief there. I have no idea where the hell your gonna go to do your supps and inventories. Stupid ass shit.


Sun glasses.. check
Sons of anarchy or flannel shirts... check
Big beard and tattoos... check

Ok boys, let’s go bust us an old hype with one bag and get outta here. Please, you’re making yourself way too important. I’ve got a feeling that some of the narcotics teams are gonna be a little slow not being able to go right to Madison and Pulaski to buy their quick bag of dope. Time to actually start putting some work in. I can’t wait until narcotics and gang investigations have to be in the same room together. the awesomeness in a single room will be overwhelming. Everyday will be full of tough stares at eachother of “who’s the best”. Total stroke fest.

2/09/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Terry Downes still has his red ink pen and rejects submitted reports for grammar errors? Seriously, punctuation in crime fighting is apparently very important to him. He corrects for periods, S's, and apostrophe's too. Missed his calling. Would have made a great English teacher. Made someone change a report from "went to" the hospital to "relocated" to the hospital. Circling it in his red ink pen too.
Good Times...

2/09/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stark’s merit lieutenant and I’m sure merit sgt not only that his baby mommy merit all the wY to commander of 3 - how noble!

2/09/2020 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confused about some of the negative comments about Downes. Has been a good guy to work for since he made LT. Seems to look out for the coppers on the watch, treats beat cops with respect, and seems genuinely appreciative of the work the watch does. Just my two cents.

2/09/2020 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Parham is one of the dumbest individuals on this job. Useless at iad and fucks up everything. He cannot make a decision (can't spell decision either)

2/09/2020 09:04:00 AM
Kissed ass to be promoted, will throw his mother under the bus to look good! Glory hound, company man, dick head!

2/09/2020 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winstrom and Keane. Connected clowns that never had a bad spot on this job. 2 minute detectives. Panosh is no superstar and has also had a gifted career, but he did a little more detective work. Maybe.

You must be a total jerkoff if you think Winstrom is anything but just an all around good guy. I’ve worked for him before and I dont think I’ve ever heard him say a bad thing about anyone. Not only is he good on the job he is also a good guy off the job. He may be connected but he treats everyone with respect regardless of what shirt they wear.

2/09/2020 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very prominent name not on the list wow. Some head scratching going on down south

2/09/2020 04:35:00 PM

Relax young whipper snapper. He just made LT. The OT Machine needs a couple months in patrol before coming back home to the D-unit and hopefully replacing that bumbling idiot M.K. in Area 2.

2/09/2020 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winstrom - Panosh- Keane - all great guys!

2/09/2020 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Winstrom and Keane. Connected clowns that never had a bad spot on this job. 2 minute detectives. Panosh is no superstar and has also had a gifted career, but he did a little more detective work. Maybe.

You must be a total jerkoff if you think Winstrom is anything but just an all around good guy. I’ve worked for him before and I dont think I’ve ever heard him say a bad thing about anyone. Not only is he good on the job he is also a good guy off the job. He may be connected but he treats everyone with respect regardless of what shirt they wear.

2/09/2020 07:57:00 PM

Oh he’s a good guy for sure! So good he deserves to be an area commander! In which job description is that the qualifying trait for great assignments???

2/09/2020 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Feel sorry for the guys in Area Two. Starks is an asshole and Hot Rod ain't much better.

2/09/2020 09:48:00 AM

Think it’s a ploy from the dept to have some of us “experienced” detectives give up the 10hr days and bid to Area 4 or 5. However those two morons aren’t as bad as what we been dealing with; yes I’m referring to the Keebler elf himself Mike Kelly. Even with a horrendous clearance rate that turd still lingers.

2/09/2020 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP has a flow chart like this too. But its all vertical. Top box Mark Donahue. Next box down about 2 inches Bill Dougherty, 10 inch down on next page is Kevin Graham. Below that everyone is in a very little box.

2/09/2020 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....And good riddance Lt. Joe Poland, you’re a piece of shit and we’re happy that you’re gone. You fucked so many people over and created a toxic work environment, all while stealing a fuck ton of overtime. Guess your clout couldn’t save you anymore. Hope they put you on midnights in a shitty district. It’s a long way down to the bottom fucktard. Enjoy your karma and take your clueless, ghostpayroller, suckass, overtime thief Sgt. KP with you!

2/09/2020 05:28:00 AM

OUCH!! Joe, someone finally said it, and said it well.

2/09/2020 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Labbe is a great pick.Smart and easy to work for. He was a Det and also as a Sgt and Lt in 7. Is a Boss in the Coast Guard also. Actually can think for himself. Comes from a police family.

2/09/2020 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say what you want about Panosh, but he is highly qualified and knows this job inside and out.
Made Det., Sgt and Lt. all by score and within the top 3 classes.
Great boss and great guy.
Congrats Lt.!

2/09/2020 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winstrom and Panosh are solid guys. Not a single merit promotion for either of them to Det, Sgt, or Lt. Isn’t that what we want?

2/09/2020 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does Sgt. Hank Voight fit on this chart?

2/09/2020 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Greg Daly is Real Deal, true Hunter!! knows how to get the job done right. Congrats Greg!


2/09/2020 10:41:00 AM

Great! Now maybe Daly can clear the Aggravated Battery/ Firearm at Mike’s Bar. And when he moves the “X” on that one there’s the Aggravated Battery/ Hands, feet from 017 to clear.

2/09/2020 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TD-conniving, condescending and thinned skinned. All hat and no cattle. One of the worst sergeants I've worked for.

2/09/2020 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s not forget about the two mental midgets mills & Howard ... two of the dumbest individuals I have ever worked for . Both of these guys have never passed a promotional test . Both of these guys merit their entire career . I would love to see these two guys take the next LT test and see what they score . Supe Beck ... these guys are two of the worst choices you have made , they both should be animal control officers at best. Absolutely the worst choice you could have made .

2/09/2020 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very prominent name not on the list wow. Some head scratching going on down south


Who is not on the list is makes you wonder. Who did the picks?

2/09/2020 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just rattle your keys and Parham will forget everything you just said. Hey Andre remember when you demanded duplicate files and we refused and told you that was illegal? Just get used to him not knowing anybody's name he used to ask his peoples names every day. Useless just plain Useless.

2/09/2020 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Used to like Roberts but he is afraid of his own shadow these days afraid of getting sued. And Downes ego maniac know nothing. People bailed from his shooting teams consistently.

2/09/2020 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Guy, Good Guy, Good Guy well good for you

2/09/2020 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Winstrom and Keane. Connected clowns that never had a bad spot on this job. 2 minute detectives. Panosh is no superstar and has also had a gifted career, but he did a little more detective work. Maybe.

You must be a total jerkoff if you think Winstrom is anything but just an all around good guy. I’ve worked for him before and I dont think I’ve ever heard him say a bad thing about anyone. Not only is he good on the job he is also a good guy off the job. He may be connected but he treats everyone with respect regardless of what shirt they wear.

2/09/2020 07:57:00 PM

As a citizen who happened to speak to him on the phone when calling 018, I have to agree. Listened to me, asked questions and immediately took action.

2/10/2020 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the area 3 commander finally dump the SVU sargent? How many women have complained about his sexual harassment? Dave Savini has been contacting detectives for a story. Is this why the Commander didn't get a long overdue promotion?

2/10/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Panosh is a creepy MF who likes to look over people’s shoulders to see what they are working on or watching. Caught him doing that several times at Area Central. Then he runs into the office and writes stuff on his secret notebook. What a putz. Good luck with that dork Area 5.

2/10/2020 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Eric worked in hell, people would be lining up to work for him. He is smart, was a detective and a sergeant in the D-Unit, and an all around nice guy. He has a law degree and will never flaunt it. He passed (and was promoted from) all promotional tests without the answer sheet and is one hell of a good guy..not to mention boss. People will be clamoring for Area ...not just because of area, but to have him as the leader...

2/10/2020 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2/09/2020 12:16:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tell us the bottom line. Did Beck sign off on this?


I sure hope not. Back by popular demand shouldn’t apply here, They are more qualified Lt’s than this on this job and some of these picks are brand new Lt’s. You get what you pick.

2/10/2020 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ed Panosh is a solid choice. Smart guy. Should be in violent. Jarrod Smith, nice guy but not the brightest bulb. Tom Keane?? That guy was a whiny clout baby who has had cushy spots his whole career. Not the most knowledgeable fellow and has no business working Violent Crimes let alone be in the D-Unit. He was too busy sucking the newly dumped Lt. Joe Poland’s ass in Area Central when he was in RBT. Made his phone calls when he made Lt and fucked over a few guys to get a spot in 011 then bailed because he was scared about being responsible for a busy district. Made more phone calls, got to 024, bumping other lieutenants, then made another phone call to get to 018 so he could have yet another cushy spot. Good luck at Area 5 to the detectives that work for him because he’s totally clueless about violent crimes. And good riddance Lt. Joe Poland, you’re a piece of shit and we’re happy that you’re gone. You fucked so many people over and created a toxic work environment, all while stealing a fuck ton of overtime. Guess your clout couldn’t save you anymore. Hope they put you on midnights in a shitty district. It’s a long way down to the bottom fucktard. Enjoy your karma and take your clueless, ghostpayroller, suckass, overtime thief Sgt. KP with you!

2/Pano09/2020 05:28:00 AM

Please say it ain’t so. Panosh will do a much better job than Jarrod Smith in Violent.

2/10/2020 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ed Panosh is a solid choice. Smart guy. Should be in violent. Jarrod Smith, nice guy but not the brightest bulb. Tom Keane?? That guy was a whiny clout baby who has had cushy spots his whole career. Not the most knowledgeable fellow and has no business working Violent Crimes let alone be in the D-Unit. He was too busy sucking the newly dumped Lt. Joe Poland’s ass in Area Central when he was in RBT. Made his phone calls when he made Lt and fucked over a few guys to get a spot in 011 then bailed because he was scared about being responsible for a busy district. Made more phone calls, got to 024, bumping other lieutenants, then made another phone call to get to 018 so he could have yet another cushy spot. Good luck at Area 5 to the detectives that work for him because he’s totally clueless about violent crimes. And good riddance Lt. Joe Poland, you’re a piece of shit and we’re happy that you’re gone. You fucked so many people over and created a toxic work environment, all while stealing a fuck ton of overtime. Guess your clout couldn’t save you anymore. Hope they put you on midnights in a shitty district. It’s a long way down to the bottom fucktard. Enjoy your karma and take your clueless, ghostpayroller, suckass, overtime thief Sgt. KP with you!

2/Pano09/2020 05:28:00 AM

Please say this isn’t so. Panosh will do a much better job than Jarrod Smith in Violent. Smith is nice not knowledgeable.

2/10/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the dicks in Area Two. Hill couldn’t manage tact teams. How on earth is he going to manage 300 dicks?

2/10/2020 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knew Eric W. when he was a Dic in A/C. Hard worker, knowledgeable guy, always personable to everyone. Didn't even know he was a lawyer because he doesn't flaunt it at all.

John R. and Luke K. both good Dics, good bosses. Never looked down at anyone. Worked with both.

Don't know much about Tom K. the younger, but his Dad was a good guy,good to his people. Hopefully some of Dad rubbed off on him.

Mike K. Well, when we had to put in the paperwork for the initial "Lead Homicide Cert." the state asked questions about how many murders you handled, how many felony investigations you handled etc. Mikey put down that he handled 900 homicide investigations as a Dic. We put a copy of it on the wall. Laughed our asses off.

2/10/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

/09/2020 04:21:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ed Panosh is a solid choice. Smart guy. Should be in violent. Jarrod Smith, nice guy but not the brightest bulb. Tom Keane?? That guy was a whiny clout baby who has had cushy spots his whole career. Not the most knowledgeable fellow and has no business working Violent Crimes let alone be in the D-Unit. He was too busy sucking the newly dumped Lt. Joe Poland’s ass in Area Central when he was in RBT. Made his phone calls when he made Lt and fucked over a few guys to get a spot in 011 then bailed because he was scared about being responsible for a busy district. Made more phone calls, got to 024, bumping other lieutenants, then made another phone call to get to 018 so he could have yet another cushy spot. Good luck at Area 5 to the detectives that work for him because he’s totally clueless about violent crimes. And good riddance Lt. Joe Poland, you’re a piece of shit and we’re happy that you’re gone. You fucked so many people over and created a toxic work environment, all while stealing a fuck ton of overtime. Guess your clout couldn’t save you anymore. Hope they put you on midnights in a shitty district. It’s a long way down to the bottom fucktard. Enjoy your karma and take your clueless, ghostpayroller, suckass, overtime thief Sgt. KP with you!

2/09/2020 05:28:00 AM
Panosh is a better pick for Violent. Smith is a nice guy. It’s not that Smith isn’t knowledgeable. I believe he has some knowledgeable, but it’s more of the fact that he’s lazy.

2/10/2020 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes..... LT Lisa STARKS is current wife of former 1st Deputy Superintendent STARKS.

And... 003rd District Commander Eve QUARTERMAN is Baby Mamma to former 1st DS STARKS

As the ghetto turns.

2/10/2020 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

 Anonymous said...

Didn't Winstrom just make Capt. a second ago out of R&D? Nice to see things working as usual. Like he knows anything about being a Detective.

2/09/2020 10:44:00 AM

Leave him alone! You think it was easy walking around with with his lips firmly planted on the General counsel's ass from day 1? And how much do you think he spent buying the chief of staff lattes at Starbucks? And I don't even want to think about how hard he had to work to get his backstabbing bald buddy merit picked for sergeant.

A true example of earned not given!

2/10/2020 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new Reorganization command is going to take a hit because they’re determined to bring in their cronies. This isn’t a popularity contest. That unit need supervisors who can get the job done. No lip service. No kinships or friendships.

2/10/2020 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 5 has a good line up. They have a better chance at done well.

2/10/2020 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't parham dumped from iad confidential because of his incompetence? Actually a nice guy but not too bright.

2/10/2020 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"never realized the danger and intrigue of locking up a 63 year old hype with one blow."

...Then YOU sir are clearly not cut out for the Narcotics unit or other Teams. You simply cannot utilize 5+officers, hold yourselves down for a whole tour and believe you are Elite UNLESS you focus all that manpower on 1 target. Haha...silly Patrol officer, now go back to a beat car and do actual police work.

2/10/2020 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 3 Commander = suck ass brown nose.

2/10/2020 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s hard to find good, respectable leadership theses days.

2/10/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure TK's old partner will be one of the first dicks assigned to A5.

2/10/2020 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't know much about Tom K. the younger, but his Dad was a good guy,good to his people. Hopefully some of Dad rubbed off on him.


The only thing that rubbed off on tommie boy from daddy daddy is that same old nepotistic clout

2/10/2020 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A very prominent name not on the list wow. Some head scratching going on down south


Who is not on the list is makes you wonder. Who did the picks?

2/09/2020 11:23:00 PM
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Ha! Makes you wonder huh? How about this, maybe JF pretending to still be a detective instead of being a sergeant caught up to him.

2/10/2020 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...

Didn't Winstrom just make Capt. a second ago out of R&D? Nice to see things working as usual. Like he knows anything about being a Detective.

2/09/2020 10:44:00 AM

Leave him alone! You think it was easy walking around with with his lips firmly planted on the General counsel's ass from day 1? And how much do you think he spent buying the chief of staff lattes at Starbucks? And I don't even want to think about how hard he had to work to get his backstabbing bald buddy merit picked for sergeant.

A true example of earned not given!


2/10/2020 07:57:00 AM

How can I guy that was a detective for so little time, then even less time as a sergeant in the D, have the experience and know how to become an area commander?? And then he picks his buddies to run the place with him? Not the best and the brightest, his buddies! Didn’t we just go through with this nonsense with the noble crowd and their fraternity “brothers” the last 3+ years?? Business as usual here in the CPD.

2/10/2020 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Leave him alone! You think it was easy walking around with with his lips firmly planted on the General counsel's ass from day 1? And how much do you think he spent buying the chief of staff lattes at Starbucks? And I don't even want to think about how hard he had to work to get his backstabbing bald buddy merit picked for sergeant.

A true example of earned not given!

——-

You hit the nail on the head! Just sickening, sickening!

2/10/2020 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here you have a lot of people promoted in rank order and still you bitch about them. Everyone screams that merit has ruined the Dept, but by all accounts here that is disproven by promoting people that made it off score. A few made one promotion by merit. Most by score. So which is it? Do we hate the merit people or do we hate the score people? The answer is, the entire promotion system is flawed. Both score and merit. Until we identify a process for promotion that includes intelligence coupled with leadership coupled with management / interpersonal skills, we will continue to wallow in mediocrity with our supervisor Corp.

2/10/2020 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And who’s responsible for this NEW hack mess? Oh, that’s right, Chief Deenihan. No different than soon-to-be deputy chief Staples. Did he make ANY attempt to straighten out the D with the most qualified bosses? It looks like the same ol clout bullshit! Lt.’s with REAL detective experience rotting in districts, that also applied for the job, were ENTIRELY overlooked!

CLOUT CLOUT CLOUT remains the deciding factor in every advantageous move in this shithole

Thanks Chief! Thanks Beck! Thanks LL!

2/10/2020 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.
Ha! Makes you wonder huh? How about this, maybe JF pretending to still be a detective instead of being a sergeant caught up to him.

Great Point! There are many who can’t separate the two.

2/10/2020 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wasn't parham dumped from iad confidential because of his incompetence? Actually a nice guy but not too bright.

Sounds like he’ll fit in well in the D.

2/10/2020 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
A very prominent name not on the list wow. Some head scratching going on down south


Who is not on the list is makes you wonder. Who did the picks?

2/09/2020 11:23:00 PM
.
Ha! Makes you wonder huh? How about this, maybe JF pretending to still be a detective instead of being a sergeant caught up to him.

Maybe? but you cant deny he knows how to clear murders and now has proven he can teach people how to clear murders. Sounds like we could use a little more af that. Im probably wrong. we will just stay with the 25% clearance rate we have.

2/10/2020 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave him alone! You think it was easy walking around with with his lips firmly planted on the General counsel's ass from day 1? And how much do you think he spent buying the chief of staff lattes at Starbucks? And I don't even want to think about how hard he had to work to get his backstabbing bald buddy merit picked for sergeant.

A true example of earned not given!

——-

You hit the nail on the head! Just sickening, sickening!

2/10/2020 06:30:00 PM

Almost as bad as the hack PO as commander that is hiding in OEMC. Free money for the connected! And these assholes will be expecting the peons to produce haha.

SURE.

2/10/2020 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Confused about some of the negative comments about Downes. Has been a good guy to work for since he made LT. Seems to look out for the coppers on the watch, treats beat cops with respect, and seems genuinely appreciative of the work the watch does. Just my two cents.

TD knew the District was just a brief stop on his way back to the DD, same as when he made Sgt. So fortunately he wasn’t there long enough to see his true colors. Consider yourself lucky.

2/11/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me that the Area Four guys are going back to Area Four. You know who you are... Cirone, Flarehty and Holy to make a few. Area Three might actually be a nice place to work again.

2/11/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yes..... LT Lisa STARKS is current wife of former 1st Deputy Superintendent STARKS.

And... 003rd District Commander Eve QUARTERMAN is Baby Mamma to former 1st DS STARKS

As the ghetto turns.

2/10/2020 07:53:00 AM


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And they were both Sgts about 10 minutes ago in Area South weren't they? In the same office even.


Funny how they 'rose.' Earned every bit I am sure.

2/11/2020 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck what are you doing???????? Who is advising you?????????
Well here lies the question.........Who thinks it's worth the easy ride to and from work, just to be pissed off everyday about your work before you even get to A5?

Working for Dumbdumbdownes is the worst, he the most incompetent goof anyone has worked for. He has stars for about a minute, then it's right back to fucking you over. He has lied so much and actually fcuked over so many detectives and coppers that many have said they won't be in the same building with this piece of human excrement or they will......you know......
Look to see who volunteers to work for him.........His over condescending attitude and ability to be this way with victims, victims families, community members is truly disturbing. If you know anyone who has worked for him they can verify all that is said.
Dumbdumbdownes is from the same lying school of salami, Welsh, sironi, dandrews, kingery, canery, that ginger redhead from 15, A4 and A5 who was killing crime stats for dandrews, pullmyhusky, sellmyvan and crawdud. You want this little.... and I do mean little.....clown running such an important unit. Hey commander keep your eye on this treacherous fcuk, he will hurt you in a heartbeat and he will hurt your detectives, which will again, hurt you.

He has the worst reputation. His actions have defined him. I guarantee you will not get a straight answer from him. Anyone who has worked for him doesn't work for long.
Dyla Hata

2/11/2020 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell Winstrom? Was he ever in patrol and if so where?

2/11/2020 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now 50% is passing for police officers to participate in part two of sergeant test
dumb, dumb and dumber will be competing with qualified police officers

2/11/2020 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Please tell me that the Area Four guys are going back to Area Four. You know who you are... Cirone, Flarehty and Holy to make a few. Area Three might actually be a nice place to work again.

2/11/2020 07:27:00 AM

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No way Flaherty is Leaving Area 3. He has his pistol out right now at port arms, pacing the floor of the homicide office like he's guarding the tomb of the unknown soldier - all in deference to the dry-erase board. "Who didn't log their prisoner?" he randomly shouts like a tourettes patient.

2/12/2020 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/9/20 4:21 AM Nice to see Starks hasn’t changed much- had to get out of the district since she knows nothing so they put her in the D unit where she could just pretend she knows something. USELESS POS

2/12/2020 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure hope they take Roth back to the area as a sargent. This guy turned down the promotion several times because he like what he was doing. He teaches classes to new detectives. He goes out of his way to answer questions and help the less experienced. I learned a lot from him when I first made dick. This is important because the training you get once you hit the area is terrible. You have to basically learn everything on your own. But Roth helped whoever asked. He was funny to and great to work around. There are a few people who did not like him but I guess some are threatened or just will never be happy. He needs to be a sargent back again in the detectives.

2/12/2020 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/11/2020 07:27:00 AM
Hasn't been there in years. Lol right
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No way Flaherty is Leaving Area 3. He has his pistol out right now at port arms, pacing the floor of the homicide office like he's guarding the tomb of the unknown soldier - all in deference to the dry-erase board. "Who didn't log their prisoner?" he randomly shouts like a tourettes patient.

2/13/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sure hope they take Roth back to the area as a sargent. This guy turned down the promotion several times because he like what he was doing. He teaches classes to new detectives. He goes out of his way to answer questions and help the less experienced. I learned a lot from him when I first made dick. This is important because the training you get once you hit the area is terrible. You have to basically learn everything on your own. But Roth helped whoever asked. He was funny to and great to work around. There are a few people who did not like him but I guess some are threatened or just will never be happy. He needs to be a sargent back again in the detectives.

Is that Divito requesting Roth? Just tell the Boss you want Roth back. You always get what you want.

2/13/2020 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The more things change the more they stay the same. Glad to see they dumped Jp from area one. Now take his spy the worthless Sgt KP with him. She’s fucked over many officers and detectives and try’s to make it look like their choice to leave. Area two. Starks is an idiot. Area five LT Keene yeah good luck with that

2/20/2020 01:18:00 AM  

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