Brown, Meet Your Command Staff

Example #1 of many:

• That piece of shit commander varrick Douglas came into roll call yelling at officers who refused to give their own personal mask to some shithead at a domestic.
  
  Some violent shithead, who has covid, was spitting at his baby moma. The shithead told police if they don’t want him spitting on her, And everyone in the house, they better give him their mask.
  
  Coppers put shithead under arrest for spitting and beating his baby moma. as they were putting him in the car, old varrick shows up. He berated the officers and orders them to let the offender go. Varrick shows up in roll call next day, yelling about how officers “have a duty to give their mask up if someone needs it.” He then tells roll that we have it good, and the community has taken enough abuse from police.
  
  Turns out, the shithead involved in the domestic is related to that bumbling idiot Douglas.

How much of this is true, we have no idea. But we know enough about Varrick that most of it could be.