Tuesday, December 08, 2020

Another Groot-tacular Weekend

Again with the summer-type numbers:

  • At least 40 people were wounded and six killed in shootings across Chicago over the weekend.

The Official Count from HeyJacvkass.com (the ONLY source for legit numbers) is as follows:

  • Mostly Peaceful Tally: 7 killed, 36 wounded

We think we've figured out where part of the discrepancy always appears in these reports. 

HeyJackass.com posts killed AND wounded, while the media says 40 got shot, but doesn't really specify that of those 40, 6 died and 34 remained as a burden to society.

This is why HeyJackass.com is doing the media's job far better than the media.

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

800 is a very distinct possibility. We’re at 747 as I type this. 53 more in 24 days is within reach. And The Supt. said he could see us at 300/yr. what a fool.

12/08/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, HJ counts the xways as being in ChiRak.

12/08/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm watching Die Hard and realize that Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson reminds me of Deputy Chief Michael Barz.

12/08/2020 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it amazing that this whole city is drowning in the everyday carnage, the wildings, the lockdowns, the failed public schools, the failed finances of the city, tax increases, et al. and it is just a few people (our elected representatives) are holding millions of people hostage.
Any CEO of a major corporation would be removed for much less by the shareholders.

12/08/2020 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MSM has been given explicit instruction by Mayor not to publish number actually killed. She knows that there would much more national blowback if those numbers were released after each weekend. She really wants that place in Harris/Biden administration. You can only hope she gets picked.

12/08/2020 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The numbers look very promising could be better though

12/08/2020 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF happend at 4400 W Adams?

Kicked off the weekend with a singleton at 1:50p on Friday,
then a 4 pack at 10:50p.

Inquiring minds want to know.....

12/08/2020 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

747 and a day or two away from 4,000 total shot.

12/08/2020 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey.Jackass lists 747 dead. Wonderful! Only 98 more to go to reach 845 in 23 days. C'mon Chicago. Exceed the Blue Collar Titanic - Eastland flip - number in 1915 of 844 dead. But hey, they were only PONCs [people of no color] v. today's improved POCs [people of color]. Groot [or Ghetto Girl] is quite their "leader", no?

12/08/2020 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The snowman is making a visit next sat/sun. Might drop the totals a little. Has moondawg ever seen snow before, it makes it easy to track the blood trails.

12/08/2020 06:07:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Keep the line moving.

12/08/2020 06:25:00 AM  
Blogger Rusty Trawler said...

Unless there's a humbug or some type of mass killing, there's no way we're getting to 800.

12/08/2020 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lying corrupt liberal media should start the news cast off with 800 dead and 4000 shot along with the expressway shootings in this shithole city instead of the China virus numbers. Maybe Sean Hannity and Laura Ingram could report this and inform civilized citizens of this dangerous city.

12/08/2020 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She really never mentions the carnage that she and Kim Foxx have helped flourish. Not sure how you don’t give two shits of a body count that is more than Los Angeles and New York City combined. Hell , the 01th District has more murder than some large US cities. It is honestly embarrassing that this goes on in what Groot calls a world class city. What exactly makes Chicago world class, is it the 3,300 people shot and over 700 killed?Is it the fact that pretty much anyone that gets arrested for felony offenses gets out of jail with either an I-Bond or a ridiculously low bond? Is it the incompetent politicians that constantly fuck things up or contradict their own orders? Is it the highest taxes in the country? I could go on and on and on on how bad this city is. The end result is that no normal , law abiding citizen will want to live here , so the end result is no tax base.

12/08/2020 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No innocent lives lost!"










- Aldercreature

12/08/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s no way that the community can hit 800, peace and love abound.

12/08/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the DemocRATS of Chicago voted for Larry Lightfoot!!!!!

12/08/2020 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Systemic Jackassery.

12/08/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come on kids we can do better then this,lets bring that count up the funeral directors need the business

12/08/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, but, but, those Bear's players, they took a knee. It didn't help? Really?

12/08/2020 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

We believe there are several reasons for the differences, 1) timeframe, we have always used Friday 12p - Monday 6a. Others vary with something mid-to-late afternoon on Friday through early Monday morning-ish. CPD goes with 6p Fri - 12a Mon. 2) Our killed number includes other types of homicides, stabbings, beatings, etc... whereas everyone else is only concerned with shootings. 3) It doesn't appear as if anyone counts selfies. If some 17yo gangbanger blows his nuts off while pulling his POS pistol from his waistband, it counts. Same goes for self defense and police-involved shootings. 4) We don't copy and paste the CPD's press release and call it reporting.

-WHT

12/08/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hey Jackass estimates the cost to Chicago taxpayers for this year's carnage to date is $215-MILLION dollars. By midnight December 31st it'll pencil out to nearly one quarter BILLION dollars for 2020.

Think about that for a minute. .25-billion dollars lost over ghetto trash turf wars that Groot won't even talk about. She's too busy busting restaurants and churches. Un-fucking believable.

12/08/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Triple threat don't care none.

12/08/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn’t the three people that died in the traffic crash on Roosevelt Road be counted as murders ? They were being shot at and chased when their car crashed killing them. Bullet holes to their car. I heard one of the dead had a bullet wound as well. How is this not a murder ?

12/08/2020 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry. They re coming after our legal guns. They will not address crime and criminals. Watch what these dipshit liberals propose.

12/08/2020 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hushed Brown another week goes by, biding that time clock. When was his last appearance.? Did he show up at the CPD a press event to air the video of the retired CFD Lt murder?

Media has been offering a little bit about city crime stories, which is rare, but hasn’t delved into the particulars. They didn’t track the part time mayor for her whereabouts and man, that would make for a good story. FlakeNews gave more effort to mention the swearing in of second term CookCo States Atty who only promised to Foxx-Fixx the Injustice...again.

It’s Always Sunny In Sanctuary City.

12/08/2020 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry all will be peaceful and calm once folks get their well deserved reparations. No more getting kilt, no domestics. Only family love and peace on earth in de hood. Fast forward to real life, reparations will embolden them further in a myriad of ways. Money makes stupid people think they are smart and cocky. Some may move out of the city and pollute other communities. Their norms, morals and behaviors will remain the same. You can bet that will be one of the first things the BLM, Joe & Blow enact after they get into power. The quivering squids (AKA the GOP) will remain mostly silent clinging to their cushy spots in DC and hoping the mob doesn't go after them and their family. After all these selfish jellyfish never much liked Trump anyway. We created this hell a little at a time.

And Alderman Stickybuns will say sorry, no fine, no nothing. And the morons in his ward will elect him again. That's how it works. Do stupid people really deserve any better. I read that rancid, radical Muslim chick from Minnesota gave 635k to her husband in Covid relief while other businesses starved. She bought votes, they have it on video, but hey who cares, we are now a banana republic. Political elite to a new level.

12/08/2020 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of the politicians in America deserve to be tarred, feathered, and run out of town. This is a different group from the career politicians who deserve to be dragged out of DC and state capitals, and put to the guillotine, as an example to the next group of elected officals, so they don't forget who they work for.

12/08/2020 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The KC coach reminds me of Phil Cline

12/08/2020 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Rusty Trawler said...

Unless there's a humbug or some type of mass killing, there's no way we're getting to 800.

12/08/2020 06:29:00 AM

748 now, 22 days left at 2 per day, that would put it at 792. I have faith in at least one more big weekend before the end of the year. Have faith my friend. Despite Christmas being cancelled and the nippy wind predicted for Saturday, they can still shoot from the comfort of their automobile, drive by style. And the real cool brothers have those real warm coats left over from one of their successful "protests" downtown.

12/09/2020 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mostly peaceful shootings!

12/09/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The murdercoaster rolls along. But the little gargoyle only talks about Covid.

12/10/2020 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reference earlier Comment: Die Hard is my most very favorite Christmas movie— takes place on Christmas Eve.

12/10/2020 07:37:00 PM  

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