Robbers Rob Fed
So we expect the Feds will be in Chicago in force:
- An off-duty federal agent is among the latest victims of Chicago’s ubiquitous street robbery crews.
At least two vehicles loaded with armed men were actively robbing people downtown and on the North and West sides from late Wednesday into this morning.
On the Mag Mile, a 33-year-old man who identified himself as a Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) agent was robbed at gunpoint in the 900 block of North Michigan around 2:22 a.m.
He told police that two men got out of a dark SUV with handguns and took his valuables. They tossed his badge on the ground before fleeing westbound on Delaware, the man reported.
This cannot stand! We fully expect the ATF and assorted other federal agencies will be shutting down dope spots, hitting the money men, tracking illegal guns.
We suggest they start in Ukrainian Village....look for a dude named Hunter. Nasty coke habit, loaded with cash, carries illegally purchased firearms. Watch out for the Big Guy though.
Thank us later.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
28 Comments:
I don't care who you are, what kind of badge ya got, how big your gun is - no one in their right mind is out and about in Chiraq downtown at 2:22am just walkin along....
Gotta have a whole crew with you, lots of guns and ammo and be ready to defend yourself against the marauders running amok.
Better yet, don't be there at all.
Too bad he got robbed, but I doubt it'll make a bit of difference...
"They tossed his badge on the ground before fleeing westbound on Delaware, the man reported."
Badges!? We don't need no steenking Badges!
I thought Chicago was a Gun Free Paradise? What do you need the BATFEIEIO for?
Well, almost gun free, except for those 3-4 thousand shot up bodies every year.
Note to Fed, "When a car load of M/Usuals stop and eye ball you like Hyena's eyeing a impala its time to pull your shit then". The fuck you waiting for?
What's this? Joebama has armed IRS agents but not so much ATF agents?
What was an off duty ATF doing at 2 am on Michigan and Delaware any way?
That’s funny, I do have to question know why the ATF was actually lN Chicago where there is a lot of “gun violence”, and not knocking on somebody’s door out in the suburbs not hassling an actual law abiding citizen for a force reset trigger or a piece of plastic. Seems to be completely against their code of ethics.
There once was a plea deal that was corrupt from the start.
But now that sweetheart deal has fallen apart.
Will Hunter be convicted who knows.
If he does he will be pardon by his dad I suppose.
Then go back to laundering money with his art.
Riding 2 cars deep and all armed,some with rifles and full auto.
I'm surprised that they don't rob on duty police. They certainly could outnumber and outgun them.
Triple the above numbers and just imagine the possibilities.
It's only a matter of time before they figure out they can take just about anything they want in this city.
I noticed a complete absence of Feds during the riots and looting of 2020 as well. It's almost as though, when push comes to shove, they're useless.
What? Your thinking the Feds will be out doing work?? Looking or going after these thugs...Yea, ok, Good luck with that. Just like our City Officials, The Feds are just as useless.
Fed Agent Enjoys Taste Of Chicago.
At 2:30 am? Thinking maybe he was going to get himself a aubway sandwitch?
they should make Armed Robbery illegal
He must have been from out of town.
Maybe if we ban guns it would eliminate all this gun violence?
Instant karma
8/04/2023 05:17:00 AM
Exactly! But he is a fed so he's used to fucking with White gun store owners and other suburban people and not the savages
out at 2am looking for shell casings i guess
Anonymous said...
What was an off duty ATF doing at 2 am on Michigan and Delaware any way?
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What are most males in their early 30s that are CPD or any law enforcement doing downtown at 2am?
Getting blitzed! Probably explains why he didn’t shoot the honor students. Fucked if you and fucked if you don’t!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Riding 2 cars deep and all armed,some with rifles and full auto.
I'm surprised that they don't rob on duty police. They certainly could outnumber and outgun them.
Triple the above numbers and just imagine the possibilities.
It's only a matter of time before they figure out they can take just about anything they want in this city.
8/04/2023 06:59:00 AM
There already have been on-duty police robbed.
.well hell CPD brass put out a memo warning they shootin, robbin, carjackin out here. The man obviously was not aware of his surroundings like hes supposed to be. Does he have insurance?
When the media reports " they took his valuables " does that mean there's
One less ATF agents gun on the street and so thats a good thing?
Well since we will not let the local cops do their job, then why not let the feds do it?
Murder City is now officially in full "open season" for criminals to do whatever under the new leadership of Brandon da Johnson. Murder and mayhem are now becoming the "Chicago Way".
And of course, the little hellions had MAGA baseball caps on, because Juicy was right!!
By any chance..Was the Feds name Jesse Smollett?
Anonymous said...
"They tossed his badge on the ground before fleeing westbound on Delaware, the man reported."
Badges!? We don't need no steenking Badges!
8/04/2023 12:59:00 AM
Fun movie. Fav ad perfect quote! Lol
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well since we will not let the local cops do their job, then why not let the feds do it?
8/04/2023 07:11:00 PM
Now that's funny!
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