#1 Again?
We thought Conde Nast magazine was smoking some good weed. These guys got into the good stuff:
- A new study by Bonus Finder has ranked Illinois residents as the most beautiful in the entire country.
With a beauty score of 76.1 out of 100, the Land of Lincoln secures its place at the top.
Contributing to this title are four Miss USA winners, three Victoria's Secret Angels, and two individuals named among the 'Sexiest Men Alive.'
We aren't going to say that Illinoisans are ugly. They're above average in many respects and the total amount of plastic, silicone and botox is less here than elsewhere. The visitors to the Keesing Bandit's loft (dungeon?) are always top quality.
But we can't help but feeling that these latest "Illinois is Best!" articles are a desperate attempt to pump up the numbers for the 2024 Convention visitors.
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
25 Comments:
I think the article was a joke on the idiots. Misinformation.
Oh boy.
You mentioned the Kessing Bandit in an article.
Now you've really done it.
Cue the theme from Jaws......
Believe it or not, Illinois doesn't have the fattest people in the country.
I'm not sure about Illinois residents being the best looking. but I will tell you after spending many a vacation in Wisconsin, that those are some of the most obese, plain Jane looking broads I've ever seen. Seriously, has anyone ever seen a smokin hot Wisconsin babe?
Ah the benifit of weed. Delusional reporting. Do your own surveys with your eyes. How many out of the next 100 members of opposite sex would you consider desirable. Fun survey to do with spouse, try it. You will very quickly see that Conde is dead wrong.
76.1 nice. I've been telling my wife that for years.
Go to Miami, Southern California, Phoenix, Salt Lake City. Maybe high end Manhattan. Pamela Anderson would be the best looking woman in your neighborhood. In Miami, she'd be working at an auto rental counter. There are no fat women in Utah
The DNC might have to import beautiful people models come convention time. Chicago to give Flint Mi. a run in stupidity. (Roger and me)
The visitors to the Keesing Bandit's loft (dungeon?) are always top quality.
How many merit promotions survived the KB's lair of lust..?
How can anyone question this study? Just look at our last mayor and the current horse-faced occupant of that office and it’s clear Illinois and Chicago in particular is just overloaded with beautiful people (beautiful both on the outside and inside!)
Did everything in the city south of Roosevelt Road drop out of the state????
Sit at Union Station & watch all the suburbanites get off the train in the morning. Absolute proof the magazine is wrong!
I get emails at least once a week offering to list my company in their publication's "Best of" list. All I have to do is pay them $3,000. So the city is buying their way into these lists. Nobody pays attention to them, or at least nobody with an above room temperature IQ. But the mainstream press loves to push them.
Susan Dey ( “ Laurie Partridge” on the Partridge Family) was born and raised in Pekin. Nothing more need be said!
Only the prettiest are allowed inside of my pretty loft. Icky girls need not apply.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Did I see those “sexiest men alive” on a float at the Pride parade?
Is this article from The Onion?
I used to work for a firm based in France. The guys from France used to love watching the women in Chicago. I tend to agree, some good looking broads used to be running around.
Guessing Wisconsin placed 50th.
In some cities, what a woman looks like in a bathing suit is a serious consideration. Not in the Midwest.
Follow up to Susan Dey: She was HOT as “ Grace Van Owens” on LA Law
How do Illinois Cheerleaders and Northwestern Cheerleaders compare with other Big Ten Cheerleaders?
More bull shit stories for the idiots to consume. The Media and the politicians scramble to find more lipstick to put on the Chicago pig.
TRUMP does say...Fake News!!!
No merits allowed. I like my "visitors" to have at least half a brain.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
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