Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Ingenious Scam

Criminals aren't always stupid, but this is almost genius:

  • Riverside police are searching for a person who has distributed letters directing residents to vacate their homes. 

    Several residents in the Cook County suburb have reported seeing a male suspect giving out letters claiming to be from Governor J.B. Pritzker. 

    The letter tells the property owner that their home has been selected to be taken over by the government as a part of the 2023 Homeless Housing Directive. 

    They are told they must surrender their home so it can be used to house homeless immigrant or refugee families.

No word if this has spread beyond Riverside, but we wouldn't be surprised. We're hoping they ring our doorbell soon.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the homeowner willtake him on a tour of his basement? Just like Pulp Fiction.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Z7w59ECJM&pp=ygUKR2ltcCBzY2VuZQ%3D%3D

10/11/2023 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The country is being surrendered so the house is the same by extension.

10/11/2023 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only a matter of time before Governor Fatass actually does try and mandate private residences accommodate illegals. Just you wait.

10/11/2023 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like realtors are trying to flip the area or someone smoking weed pulled a prank!

10/11/2023 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shit that goes on in Illinois courtesy of the Democrats is so far off the charts that nothing seems unbelievable anymore.

It's also a sad commentary on the lack of basic legal knowledge by The People, that they don't even understand this is clearly a 5th Amendment "takings" issue and they'd have a hell of a lawsuit.

A phone call to the Governor's office to verify?

Naaaa, fuck that, just roll over, give up the house because, you know, "The Migrants" need it more than you... dah fuq is that?

10/11/2023 03:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An indigenous person came to my door and told me my house was his. His religion told him that.

10/11/2023 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those fools would be prying my weapon out of my cold dead hands after I take a few of them with me to the grave!

10/11/2023 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow!! just when you think you seen it all.......

10/11/2023 07:10:00 AM  
Blogger rosco said...

Since the Parkway (the area between the street and sidewalk) is city property, the migrants could pull address numbers from a hat. Thus, they'd get a tent to set up at that address.

10/11/2023 07:40:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Governor Jelly Belly Pigster approves of this.

10/11/2023 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
An indigenous person came to my door and told me my house was his. His religion told him that.

10/11/2023 06:55:00 AM

The migrants aren't indigenous to here.

10/11/2023 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A test to identify stupid and ignorant homeowners? Did the crack media pickup on this scam. Where are those investigative reporters - still in the bars.

10/11/2023 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Fat Ass has a of of room in his house. Why not lead by example. Of course then he would have to reinstall a few dozen toilets.

10/12/2023 07:04:00 AM  

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