Gov Mansion Stoned

A one-off nut job or an example of people getting pissed off enough to move beyond discussion and protest? (slum times hid this behind the paywall):

• A person was arrested on suspicion of throwing rocks at Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s Gold Coast residence Monday morning, Illinois State Police said.

  About 9:41 a.m. state troopers on the governor’s security team and Chicago police responded to a reported disturbance at the residence. They searched the area and made an arrest, according to a police statement Monday night.

  The suspect is alleged to have thrown rocks at the home’s windows, breaking three of them, according to police. The governor and first lady were both home at the time of the incident, but no injuries were reported.

  An investigation is ongoing and charges have not yet been filed.

So, an I-bondable misdemeanor? Cite him and release him.

Or are we going to see some amazing contortions to hold this guy for an actual cash bond? Like super-thermal quadruple-pane windows with a mirrored finish so when JB is wandering around his living room naked, the public is spared the sight? And the twelve tradesmen who had to be paid Holiday scale wages on Monday to bring in a three story scaffold, assemble it, replace the miracle windows, disassemble it all and that's not even counting the three port-o-potties trucked in because there aren't any toilets in the mansion that the lowly tradesmen could use.

Watch for Porkie to start banning Assault Rocks shortly.

Place your bets.