Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Jolly Olde England

HeyJackass.com is the only place we trust for actual Chicago crime stats. They've consistently been on top of the numbers for years. As we write this, the hourly/daily counter has the following:

  • someone in Chicago is shot every 2 hours and 50 minutes
  • someone in Chicago is killed every 13 hours and 29 minutes

That works out to just over 8 casualties a day, 1.7-ish who end up dead.

Lib-tards say "Let's outlaw guns! Like England!" 

Here's England in 2023:

  • Gang violence in London has seen knife crime reportedly surge at its fastest rate in five years, with over 40 incidents logged with police per day, according to an analysis conducted by a top British broadsheet.

    A report from The Telegraph newspaper has claimed that over 200 gangs are operating in the British capital, with around 46,000 members at their disposal, some of whom are as young as ten years old.

    The prevalence of criminal gangs and inevitable turf wars and other disputes have contributed to increasing violence on the streets of London, with knife crime rising at its quickest pace in five years and gun crime rising by six per cent over last year.

Forty-three incidents of "knife violence" per day....five times Chicago's reported gun rate.

HeyJackass.com would probably have to triple it's staffing just to keep up with record keeping.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, but, the UK already has "common-sense" knife laws in place!!

https://originaloutdoors.co.uk/article/uk-knife-law-explained/

UK Knife Law Key Points:

The legal length for a non-locking, folding blade is 3inches/7.62cm

A knife with legal length can still be deemed an offensive weapon if it can perceived as such by someone else

Locking folding knives, fixed blade knives and knives longer than 3inches/7.62cm are all illegal for carry in a public place without a further defence

It is the duty of the person carrying the knife to know and understand the law – ignorance is not a defence

Access land and public footpaths are also public places

More information can be found on the gov.uk website --https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/knives-and-offensive-weapons-information

12/27/2023 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diversity is our strength ...


More buses to Chicago....we'll see about those knife fights.

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12/27/2023 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

London’s population is 4 times that of Chicago. So it’s pretty much toe to toe as far as violence goes. It’s just the means that’s different.

12/27/2023 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The criminal element acts out, given the available tools and opportunities. Besides knife attacks, the UK has had a lot of extreme, heavy-duty automobile vandalism, a rival's car completely trashed.

12/27/2023 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so simple you conservative twits ! Just register all knives, make everyone get a knife card wit 16 hours of knife training, and force all knife manufacturers to put serial numbers on all knives and retain sales records for 100 years. Then down the road,when they least expect it send the bobbies door to door,and confiscate all the assault knives. And as a show of compassion have the tik tok bobbies hand out sporks to all residents with long curved ones to the new middle east guests. Really, I don't understand you old conservatives, these issues are so simple a cave man could do it. It's for the children after all. Signed a proud Harvard graduate.

12/27/2023 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sharia freaks love their blades.

12/27/2023 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great Britain is lost.
So are France and Germany.
Diverse NYFC ain't doing much better.

The Islamists demand your submission. Not to Allah, but to them. They believe in themselves and we know longer believe in ourselves. They know they will rule, because we will not.

12/27/2023 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Britain is just one huge dystopian Prison, so it's not unbelievable that the inmates are shanking each other.

12/27/2023 04:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

London has 8.9 million to Chicago’s 2.6 million population , so not as out of whack as it seems. It’s huge and probably better to compare to New York than Chicago.

I had to go there for work a few years ago. Some impressions: where are the “English” people? Seem to be a minority in their own country. And fucking graffiti everywhere, especially in the central city, business, and tourists areas.

Regarding knives, there had been some big newsworthy attacks right before we went. A restaurant out in the suburbs where we stayed refused to give us knives. If I wanted my chicken cut I’d either have to pull it apart with a knife and spoon or give to them to take back in the kitchen. Kind of like our gun control. Hobbling the innocent law abiding people for cosmetic “doing something”. To be fair the Brit’s we were working with said they had never seen that before.

12/27/2023 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction about English restaurant not giving knives: I was expected to use fork and spoon to pull my chicken apart or give it to them to take back in kitchen to cut.

12/27/2023 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regardless of the rates per population I was mentioning, SCC the point you bring up that animals will find a tool to kill no matter what you outlaw, is true. Sometimes cliches are valid because they’re based in fact: “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people”.

12/27/2023 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Marxists don’t fear knives, swords, pitch forks, or bow/arrows. They fear the gun. “Power comes out of a barrel of a gun”, said Mao. People with guns have power over/independence from government, that competes with government having complete control over the people. Stands to reason the Marxists having gained public positions in government, media, etc from the shadows have focused on the removal of the 2A and firearms registration/removal from the people as a requirement to fulfilling their grip over the people. An examination of the nations/governments that fear its people have removed the power of gun from the hands of the people, blunt objects and sharp edges governments fear not.

Since the 1930s Marxists have sought to convert the US to the socialist/communist utopia. Now the left feels its dreams are within its reach, just have to remove those pesky obstructions called the 2A, along with the personal private ownership of firearms. The Marxists/globalists know the rest of the world will follow into obedience if only the US can be flipped from being the last bastion of freedom amongst nations. The left believes it is at right time in history, the right place, and has the right means for the transformation of the US. If only firearms and the 2A can be removed to finalize the transfer of the power to government. The media and academia are complicit in this transformation.

12/27/2023 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Numbers are for actuaries here’s hoping it keeps increasing year by year the only positive thing these mutts bring to the table

12/27/2023 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knifes should be outlawed, except to chef's


...this is why you should eat fast swallowing your food....Gov. Lardass


12/27/2023 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old switch blade days.....

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12/27/2023 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the older invaders be yearning for an old fashion 3rd world Machete fights...


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12/27/2023 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you dig it!

12/27/2023 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember that old movie, "The Warriors" Where one character was saying, since gangbangers out number the police, they could takeover the streets.
Can you dig it....

12/27/2023 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no end to the ways people can kill each other. Remember the IRA?

12/27/2023 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does that Sharia law say about all this?

12/27/2023 08:54:00 AM  
Blogger Mark Felt said...

Not mentioned in a lot of news reports is that most of these gangs are composed of "migrants!" Imagine that. At least Chicago is has not been affected by grenade attacks like some cities in Sweden. I wonder how HeyJackass would categorize those?

12/27/2023 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen the illegal criminals wandering around? They’re starting to get restless, stuck in a warehouse wonder who from the state department went to these countries and promised all of these people all of these things which of course, being Democrat controlled turned out to be lies. We have thousands and thousands more common border is wide open but yet homeland security that goofball says the border is secure just like the laughing hyena vice president as they are protected 24 hours a day seven days a week they have nothing to worry about the lemmings like us. We have to be concerned, protect each other and protect our families.

12/27/2023 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t multiculturalism awesome?

12/27/2023 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The sharia freaks love their blades.


And also they like using them against infidels (AKA Christians).

12/27/2023 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the acid attacks, sloughing faces off one victim at a time. Increased 47% in London for 2023 over the 107 attacks in 2022. Courtesy of the fine upstanding third world imports bringing the best of their cultures to the melting pot (and victims faces) and now being imitated by the home grown scum.

Former UK police constable who had the ultimate ride along experience with CPD officer Ronnie Gates back in 1989.

12/27/2023 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, don't forget the acid attacks!

When you can't send lead in a drive-by, send... Acid? OK Brits, you do you.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violent_corrosive_fluid_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom


12/27/2023 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those British dipshits banned guns, so they have a knife problem right? In true moronic fashion, they're trying to ban "pointy" knives. All knives should have rounded tips! There's knife amnesty boxes to drop your knife in (a la Gun Buybacks here in the USA)...

No one tell them that a criminal can simply drag the knife on the sidewalk to re-implement a tip... or snap off some metal thing to make a shank, or straighten out a piece of chain link fence... or .... or .... or... 10,000 other things.

Moronics - worldwide.

12/27/2023 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Correction about English restaurant not giving knives: I was expected to use fork and spoon to pull my chicken apart or give it to them to take back in kitchen to cut.

12/27/2023 04:24:00 AM

I could surely shred the hell out of a chunk of chicken with 2! Forks, but a fork and a spoon,?....com'mon!!

12/27/2023 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAN THE KNIVES! (lol) ...... or as someone once said "we'll just make knives no longer pointy!" GTFO.

Regardless, I blame the benefit and public money leech, Jennifer Koniarski.

12/28/2023 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soon metal cutlery will be outlawed with plastic sporks being the new norm.

12/31/2023 10:27:00 PM  

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