Take Away Her Keys
When someone becomes over old and the reaction time just isn't there any more, it's up to responsible parties to take away their car keys before they kill someone.
Take Granny Clampett for example:
New Orleans Police Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick was on duty when she hit two pedestrians in the French Quarter with her police cruiser Saturday evening, the New Orleans Police Department announced Sunday.
Kirkpatrick was returning home after visiting an injured officer at the hospital when she hit a man and woman at the intersection of Decatur and Iberville streets just before 7 p.m., police said.
Paramedics transported the woman to a local hospital with "minor injuries" and she was later released, NOPD said in an update Sunday. The man was not injured, according to police.
A breathalyzer test (standard procedure in New Orleans) was zero and her BAC was zero, so what else was at play?
- she's like 70+
And this isn't the first time she's run things over with a squad car either. When she was carpetbagging over in Oakland, she backed over a parked motorcycle, so obviously there's some vision issues. And we think there was something when she was carpetbagging here, too, but it might have only been her staff refusing to ride in a car with her.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
36 Comments:
Yeah, but they got those super small little cars for the French quarter so does that really count lol
She is 65.
According to her bio on wiki she was born in 59 making her 64-65. When she was on CPD I though she was 70+
Why doesn’t she have a driver?? On CPD lowly commanders have drivers
Why are they called bumpers if you are scolded for bumping with them?
So... over her outstanding career as a police officer, how many arrests has she made?
*crickets* . . That's what I thought.
Granny Clampett likes carpetbagging?
Butt-Head: Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh…
Beavis: Heh, heh, heh…
She needs to get her hair did! Mayor Conehead could direct her to his beautifiers if she’s got about $30,000.00. “Does your appearance command respect?” Now where have I seen that before?
That old hag has something on someone with some big balls.....
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How on Earth does this woman continue to acquire jobs at the Superintendent level?! I met her briefly during her short tenure in Chicago. I’m pretty sure she was a danger to herself back then, can only imagine now?!
Granny's Driving Test:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyD79AzVEmQ
How bout retirement for an option. If you haven’t made enough and done enough by age 70 get a fucking hobby it’s called retirement
at least she drives her own car,,,, unlike our own superintendent and how about the fire dept chief? does she drive her own car???
Born in 1959. Three years before Beverly Hillbillies began its 9 year run.
There is a season to retire, and this whole battle ax should’ve been gone a long time ago!
And this isn't the first time she's run things over with a squad car either. When she was carpetbagging over in Oakland, she backed over a parked motorcycle, so obviously there's some vision issues. And we think there was something when she was carpetbagging here, too, but it might have only been her staff refusing to ride in a car with her.
As Jed used to say" Wooo Doggy..."
Sounds like Chicago retire from the Police and get another city job (if you have the clout) and stay working till your as old as shit cause you don't have to do anything. Hello Ryan, Lamon, Skahill, Waller, ect
Holy Shit .. she really looks like Granny Clampet!
It's New Orleans. No one cares.
OMG, you literally cannot shame a democrat
Just another Democratic Blue City official on public display and national embarrassment.
It's obviously been a hard sixty-five years for her. Why do people keep jumping out in front of her car while she's driving? What position is the CPD getting ready for her to occupy? No, really, she's a real asset to the team. We're luck to have her. (Everybody just pretend, c'mon.)
Wikipedia has her listed as being born in 1959... Further proof Wikipedia is full of it.
Cement pond. Classic.
Maybe she doesn’t know the seat goes up so you can see clearly over the dash.
Her car has endangered more people than my gun, and I'm a double-naught spy!
Signed,
Jethro
The pedestrians have legal representation and are gonna get their hair did...
She's failed at too many cities across the country. I just don't understand why, with record, she keeps moving from city to city. -Hold-up. They are all DEMOCRAT cities!
Used to have a parent in Florida who was in her 90s, blind in one eye, and confused most of the time. Her driving was a constant worry to me but, hey, try to tell a stubborn old woman 1,000 miles away that she can't drive anymore and see if she listens. I was looking forward to her drivers' exam, thinking they'd finally stop renewing her license. Wouldn't you know it? They passed her! Nobody could understand how that happened except "it's Florida."
Ever notice these exempts never fully retire and always land some police job somewhere else? They don’t know how to enjoy life when they’re soulless!
What makes me think of the scene in a Dirty Harry film where Callahan quizzes Tyne Daly over her most important felony arrest (none) and her most important misdemeanor arrest (none)? I can't put my finger on it.
Do men, especially white men, with a desire for promotion even bother joining a police department these days?
"Kirkpatrick was returning home after visiting an injured officer at the hospital when she hit a man and woman at the intersection of Decatur and Iberville streets just before 7 p.m., police said."
Nice virtue signaling, and where she was driving to or from was entirely beside the point.
When and in what capacity was she at CPD? I don’t remember her.
I like Granny. Shortly after Mark Sedevic was promoted and was a Lt. in 007, she called him down for an interview and told him she wanted him to go back to the Academy where he was previously a sergeant. He told her the only way he wanted to go back to the Academy was as a Commander. She left him in 007 as a lieutenant. Bwahahahahaha!
As a NOPD Officer pointed out, we're talking about a very narrow street with drunks staggering around everywhere. Not a fan of this woman but I've worked the Southside Irish Parade a lot and can imagine what it must be like.
Sounds like Chicago retire from the Police and get another city job (if you have the clout) and stay working till your as old as shit cause you don't have to do anything. Hello Ryan, Lamon, Skahill, Waller, ect
8/05/2024 07:36:43 AM
And Chickles at the Water Dept.
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