Monday, August 12, 2024

Twenty-seven Shot, but....

 ....none killed?

  • Twenty-eight people have been shot in shootings across Chicago so far this weekend, police said.

As of this typing, HeyJackass.com has the numbers at zero and twenty-seven, while ABC has it twenty-eight. We'll see what the final numbers are tomorrow morning.

A day without a shooting is rare enough that the media was bragging about it months ago when it occurred, it being the first day in nearly four years that didn't have someone shot.

If the entire weekend goes without a shooting death, we expect Conehead will throw a parade, Larritorious will meritoriously promote himself to Super-Duper-Intendent and Fata$$ will stop proposing insane gun laws since the correct balance appears to have been struck.

UPDATE: one deceased, thirteen years old.

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64 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s going on in 018? I’m hearing the Commander threw the Tact Lt. and some of the hard chargers right under the bus when asked about some recent questionable recorded conduct. Get ready for the he said she said finger pointing.

8/12/2024 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So why the Crown Hats next week? What is everyone supposed to do when/if the protesters start throwing rocks, bricks, frozen pop cans, fireworks, etc? Throw on your helmet and stick your crown cap where exactly? Seems really impractical. I’m sure the Dept will be happily dishing out days to anyone who gets their shield taken or lost in the chaos.

8/12/2024 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s sure a surprise with no homicides. I know the department has no right to take credit for a zero homicide weekend. They probably will anyway. I would love to hear how they did it! Thank goodness we have a weekend where no innocent people lost their lives.

8/12/2024 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta save the body bags for next week.

8/12/2024 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shrinking Police 832 less on the New budget. Also the New PPO’s are 5foot 2

8/12/2024 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Insane Therapist here...

Hold it in honey,...wait till the DNC ...then Let it all out.

It's Ok....

.

8/12/2024 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please do everyone a favor and get out to the range and get some practice the more stiffs the better

8/12/2024 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really SCC...

Maybe peoples and folks are reading the laws....

8/12/2024 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Olympians in the making...

...dodging bullets, running faster than a speeding bullet...

8/12/2024 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8/12/2024 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet they say they don't need guns in schools...
.

8/12/2024 04:54:00 AM  
Blogger Lou said...

It’s a tribute to our CFD and trauma surgeons , not some lameassed politician.

8/12/2024 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you listen to the corrupt media, you'd get the feeling that President Trump is losing. Actually, President Trump is winning.

They all keep showing Kamala Harris big crowds. They forget to mention the free concert by a musical performer.

On November 4th, President Trump will win and liberals will have a meltdown. President Trump will give us police officers full immunity so we can do our jobs. It should be illegal to have any form of civilian oversight of a police department. Because it is an unnecessary bureaucracy. We already have internal investigations to investigate us.

8/12/2024 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired in Texas……

After reading this…..I’m unburdened by what has been……Moe, Larry cheese!



Back each other up out there.

8/12/2024 06:18:00 AM  
Blogger TOM said...

ABC is reporting 33 and 1. Thirteen year old shot down in Edgewater.

8/12/2024 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a 13 year old killed in Edgewater Sunday night. No party for conehead.

8/12/2024 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was one
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/08/13-year-old-boy-fatally-shot-at-edgewater-building-where-5-others-have-been-shot-since-may.html

8/12/2024 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's painfully obvious to even the most casual of observers that there is a need for more range time.
Fatazz needs to make EBT payments an option at the ranges.

8/12/2024 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they want coppers to carry helmets! We are a "semi-Military," organization they say? More like blue canaries! Remember to get special glasses for those laser pointers the palatinates are saying they will march and do whatever they want and that is just 1 group are we ready?

8/12/2024 07:24:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

DEI hiring process. Now, you are racist for bringing this up per the Press-titutes.

8/12/2024 07:32:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

A thirteen year old? Time for the fake angst.

8/12/2024 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't believe the polls which show Laughing Harris ahead...They did the same thing with Hillary and looked what happened..everyone was shocked!! Kamala ran for president, received NO votes, she had lower ratings than Sleepy Joe and now all of a sudden shes ahead??? yea, ok!! Typical media and Dems pushing bullshit. All of a sudden, overnight, shes a sensation. keep the lies going.

8/12/2024 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the topic, but it would sure be nice if the date was highlighted and not backgrounded...

8/12/2024 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous HeyJackass! said...

Hey SCC,

No homicide-free parade for Conehead and his party of retarded Marxists. A 13yo was fatally shot in the head at a known address up in Edgewater. Also, we recorded 11 people listed in serious-to-critical condition. It's likely that at least one, maybe two, won't make it.

The only thing saving Conehead this year with his "homicides are down" line is the fatality rate. Through Sunday, there have been 1,921 people shot, last year for the same timeframe there were 1,922 people shot. Even CPS math would likely get a difference of one for that equation.

However the fatality rate this year is 17.1%. Last year it was 19.6%. That turns out to be a difference of 2-3 homicides per 100 shot and with 1900+ so far, we're looking at between 40-60 fewer homicides.

Also, if anyone wants to pick up a DNC-themed tee, we have them at 10% off with the code DNCIRCUS (shopjackass.com). Thanks!

8/12/2024 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Setting it up for another steal with illegals' voting. I hope I'm wrong.

8/12/2024 09:05:00 AM  
Blogger Crusty Ol' Timer said...

100% correct. This order is from a guy who only cared about looking good to score ‘tang and never worked the streets.

8/12/2024 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we finally say that Midnight basketball is working....

8/12/2024 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A day without a shooting is rare enough that the media was bragging about it months ago when it occurred, it being the first day in nearly four years that didn't have someone shot.

The Bud "Killagain" Parade and festivities are a time to make babies in da hood...

8/12/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger halfway to retirement said...

Qualified immunity already applies to probably 99%of jurisdictions. Immunity still doesn't cover conduct that is unlawful and doesn't prevent lawsuits from being filed. Goof

8/12/2024 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s be real .. Trump won last time and look what happened . There is no way they are allowing Trump Back in the WH

8/12/2024 09:52:00 AM  
Blogger Refugee said...

My 401k has been unburdened by what has been!

8/12/2024 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a reflection of the progress of emergency medicine.

8/12/2024 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just imagine how bad it would be if crime wasn't down

8/12/2024 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger DLH2020 said...

I guess some people (and folks) took some vacation time this weekend.

8/12/2024 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori strikes again!!!

Parking meter deal violation could cost Chicago over $100 million

https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/08/12/parking-meter-deal-violation-could-cost-chicago-over-100-million/

8/12/2024 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Paddlefoot said...

Add some columns for tourniquets and chest seals applied.

8/12/2024 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was another shooting at 6002 N Kenmore Sunday night, killing a 13-year-old,
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/08/13-year-old-boy-fatally-shot-at-edgewater-building-where-5-others-have-been-shot-since-may.html

8/12/2024 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be a victim of their Bullshit. I think you are coming down with Covid. Get with the program Pal.

8/12/2024 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with all the days off cancel for the dnc by question while i will outside for 12 may 14 hours a day what will the houses mouses , desk dollies and cpmmanders side pieces doing? will they be wotking outside or will they inside doing nothing?

8/12/2024 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another intelligent message from vice president kamala harris
today is august 12 2024
the reason we call it is that we are in the year 2024 ,we are in the month of august we are in the 12th day of the month and today is monday

8/12/2024 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sidearm delivery slinging hash.

8/12/2024 01:13:00 PM  
Blogger Mikefromstatefarm said...

Is there a pool I can join as to the time and date the first 911 call comes from CPS because a 4'11 female teacher is being piledriven into the floor by an ankle monitor wearing 6'2 19-year-old sophomore?

8/12/2024 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cause heinz is a goofball he looks as stupid as snelling in his crown cap

8/12/2024 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF, a 13 year old child murdered because of democratic failure to keep violent, repeat criminals behind bars. it isn't happening to their children.

8/12/2024 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because Mike Barz is a self centered asshole who only cares about himself.

8/12/2024 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT but does anyone know if Tact uniforms are really on its way?

8/12/2024 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jcat is only worried about himself his big fat pay check and getting his retirement creditennials back

8/12/2024 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh well,,,, since none of those shootings was by the white police,,,,, no liberal or democRAT cares

8/12/2024 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT...Head of the CTU said that black kids couldn't pass the standard tests. Then gave a reason and said that it was racism...We all know that CPS has been graduating kids who can't read for decades. If they can't read the test, how are they supposed to pass it? I blame the school teachers directly for this. They are passing illiteracy, and racism on to yet another generation...more Chicago values.

8/12/2024 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

more people croaked in Indy that Chiraq this weekend.

8/12/2024 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because some old timer who used to beat the crap out of people will come on here and tell you the crown cap demanded respect! Or was it the ass beatings? Either way the place is falling apart, but as long as we look good everything will be okay. Clowns.

8/12/2024 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take care of your wellness, my friends. You know what needs to be done.

8/12/2024 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an update to all you Boppers, the Turnbull A.C.'s missed their chance, so there's still time for a bit hit. More news later.

8/12/2024 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More to come. The outer best cover will be gone by the end of the year. Larry doesn’t like it. Your bullet proof vest will be worn under your uniform shirt. No more baseball caps or gym shoes. I hope the union files a grievance.

8/12/2024 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah fuck that, brass should know this isn’t a parade it’s fucking war we are going into.

8/12/2024 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she got nothing when running against her fellow demoRATS, the demoRAT voters put mr. potato in front of her then he put her next to him

8/12/2024 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes me wonder whether Chicago homicides are down from the 90s simply because of advancements in trauma medicine.

8/13/2024 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warriors, come out and play-yay.

8/13/2024 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. And you will also be required to wear a baseball hat with a spinner on top so everyone can tell who the retard guys are.

8/13/2024 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you think? There always will be the special exemptions, how they will be carried on paper and where they actually will be. Not to mention the “ we can’t do without them, no one knows their jobs, but when they a red on furlo, maternity or medical the job gets done without them

8/13/2024 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what sex,race,age are most offenders and victims?

8/13/2024 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Fester Says:
Time to throw a monkey wrench into their system for payback for past treatment, being fucked repeatedly by the regime. IOD’s , Medical, many things can occur. The powers to be will now want the real police when the shit hits the fan. Don’t give them the real police. Give them exactly what they deserve for the years of fucking u over.

8/14/2024 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget that sophomore is an honor roll student

8/14/2024 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, that didn’t happen but nice try attempting to ruin the morale that has been built in 018. The atmosphere in the building on Larrabee has done a complete 180 from the previous regime and it shows.

8/14/2024 02:53:00 PM  

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