Conehead Locates Testicles

They were in a jar, in a closet, next to the room that holds all those "gifts" that he wouldn't account for to the Inspector General:

• After some initial hesitation, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has agreed to testify before Congress about Chicago’s “sanctuary city” policies and their effect on immigration enforcement.

  Johnson will participate in the March 5 hearing of the Republican-led House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. He and three other big city mayors, all Democrats, had been asked to appear.

  All four preside over so-called “sanctuary cities,” and the request stems from an investigation into how local policies are affecting enforcement of President Donald Trump’s promise of “mass deportations.”

He won't answer any substantive. He also won't answer any local reporters trying to figure out how he spent $500 million on illegals while attempting to raise taxes to cover a budget shortfall of double that.

Prepare the rubber room!

UPDATE: Here's the story about the vax "mandate" being rescinded and the city's continuing efforts to deny all responsibility for violating not only bodily integrity, but medical privacy laws and union protections.