Fleeing, Eluding, Dying
You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh:
A 15-year-old Queens armed mugging suspect on an e-bike fleeing NYPD cops was fatally struck by an unlicensed hit-and-run Lexus driver with an atrocious driving record after crossing into Long Island, police said Sunday.
Cops responding to a 911 call about a knifepoint robbery in progress outside a corner pharmacy in Floral Park came across the suspect fleeing on the e-bike about 8 p.m. Saturday, police said. Officers pursued the teen for a little over a mile from Hillside Ave. and 257th St. into New Hyde Park in Nassau County, just over the Queens border, an NYPD spokesman said.
The teen was headed east on his e-bike on Bryant Ave. when a 2015 Lexus GX 460 driven by 28-year-old Ruyan Ali slammed into him while going south on Lakeville Road, Nassau County police said. Ali, who had a suspended license and whose car registration had expired, crossed into opposing traffic to pass a car that was slowing to a stop in front of him, according to a criminal complaint.
The teen died at the scene, and Ali tried to flee but was arrested nearby, Nassau County cops said.
Labels: out-of-state, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
35 Comments:
Police Humor; Nice story!
See?! Two wrongs do make a right!
Family will still sue NYPD and collect.
Suprise,surprise, surprise 😮
Monday morning laugh....
Doh!
The only way it could have ended better is if the car & driver had been from Chicago.
What are those lyrics to that Beatles tune?
We once stopped a burglar on the street carrying a TV. After he put down the TV he took off with us chasing him on foot. A good samaritan driving saw the chase and purposely struck the burglar knocking him down for us to grab him. The samaritan did not stop so we don’t know what his driving record was!!! We later found the victim of the burglary and got charges of residential burglary approved. But that was in the old days!
Karma-car in this case?
Offender riding an eKarma-bike
A karma-car in this case struck the now deceased who was riding an eKarma bicycle
Lmfbo
And in Chicago an expired license plate will or is ok and a suspended drivers license is ok too. Move along, nothing to see here.
Looks like a win-win for society. 1 shithead taking a long dirt nap and the other shithead going to prison then deported afterwards.
was the e-bike ok?
A unicycle and proper BMX gear may have prevented this heart warming tragedy...
Yes, I work for COPA and this story has given me a major erection. Officers are not permitted to pursue if the pursuit is a threat to public safety. Did the police try to de escalate upon encountering the teen? Did the police allow him access to motorcycle training that would allow him to flee safely? Was there any attempt to notify the driver of the auto that his license was suspended? Was there any attempt to find the car driver alternative means of transportation so he could travel to access his medical marijuana? There are so many imperfections in this story....Oh...my pants feel like they're about to burst...RIGHT NOW!!! CALL MY LAWYER!!!
Where did Ali learn to drive? Was he a former Taxi driver? He also tried to flee. He gave the robbery suspect the same compassion that the original victim in this drama was given.
I'm sure the robbers family will speak to the news and say "He din do nuffin. My baby dint have no knife"
Another urban lifestyle tragedy. I blame hip-hop music...
It doesn't get much better than that.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
“That karma-train hits hard sometimes.”
Hard enough to kill ya. 😆
Obviously this kid was going to grow up to be one of the world's great entrepreneurs and was going to be worth billions! He was just out fund raising for his latest invention and was heading back to his research lab when he was accosted by the NYPD. The parents will sue NYPD and demand reparations accordingly. Attorney Benjamin Crump in inroute.
Didn’t this exact thing happen in an old Road Runner cartoon once? It was hilarious. They don’t make cartoons like they use to.
But wait, there’s more! Ali will soon be sent to Alligator Alcatraz awaiting deportation. It’s a win-win-win triple play.
This could be a new policing strategy.
Should hire him to apprehend our shitbirds work well done
Too funny, just shitheads being shitheads. Typical ghetto bullshit.
Kismet
Great story
Hah, it's not Chicago.
Recently, in East Hartford, CT, a group pulled a dine and dash. Police caught one of them who agreed to go back and pay the bill. Police went to pat him down before putting him in the squad for a ride back and the guy broke and bolted. At some point while running, the pistol the guy has hidden on him is discharged and he gets shot in the leg. He bleeds out and is found behind a building a few blocks away.
It must be Trump’s fault, right? Isn’t everything?
How fun. Can we see the replay again in slo motion Larritorious. Oh. How fun. Bwahahahaha. Fuck both of them. And Lakeview. Beware. The shitbirds are out.
Its Ali guys named Ali
Yep. Ready for another one! Next!
Damn. Bad luck. Next!
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