Playoffs?

For the first time in nearly a decade, there is October baseball in town.

For the first time in recent memory, we're available to turn over cars, light things on fire, and loot stores. We sure missed a lot of fun being on one side of the "celebrations" during the Bulls, Sox, Blackhawk and Cubs championship years. We feel the need to make up for lost opportunities.

Does anyone know if O'Neill Burke is really really serious about prosecuting those types of crimes? 

Asking for a friend.