Ghost Hammers
A bunch of good suggestions in the comment regarding the unregistered purchases of hammers by the mentally ill:
- Hammers should have serial numbers and be controlled
- You should need three forms of ID to buy a hammer
- you really should have a background check before you are allowed to buy a hammer. Fingerprints and a DNA sample should go to the Feds for every hammer sale
- What Illinois needs to do is create an H.O.I.D. card so that we know when people buy a hammer they have been trained and the hammer is registered
All good suggestions....but they don't address the most concerning aspect of this entire class of weapons:
- Ghost Hammers
Did you know that you can actually build your own hammer? Without any sort of government oversight? And then you can sell these blunt instruments on the street....for profit....and without any sort of background checks?
Look at some of these we found on-line:
You can tell some of them were recovered at crime scenes because there's a evidentiary ruler in the picture so as to document the barrel, handle length and caliber of the hammer.
And according to fbi statistics, hammers are used in far more homicides that "assault rifles"
Are they 3D printing hammers yet? There ought to be a law about that.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
63 Comments:
Paul Pelosi could be the spokesman for a nationwide assault hammer ban.
The Return of Orgasmic Sarcastic Silliness is deeply, deeply, oh, so, deeply penitrating.
😳
Best Post of the Year, SCC! -Point well made!
You forgot,
You need to register the Hammer.
You need to take training with the Hammer each year.
You need to conceal the Hammer.
You need to secure the Hammer in a lock box or safe.
Silly right?
That would be true, but then look over here what our public schools are doing they will not be downgraded. If this kids don’t attend. They will still be rated good even though they’re total garbage total garbage disposal that idiot send their kids to.
Schools won’t be downgraded for ‘chronic absenteeism’
https://wgntv.com/news/wgn-investigates/1-more-question/schools-wont-be-downgraded-for-chronic-absenteeism/
I believe if you look at the stats for weapons used in murders, you will find blunt objects, like hammers, used more than those evil assault rifles.
will oversized circus mallots need special permitting?
and don't tell anyone but I am a straw buyer for those who want a hammer but can't get one,,,hahahahaha,,, they will never catch me
Limit hammer purchases to one a month!
There was a copper years ago who worked in the Lincoln Park area who used to carry a ball peen hammer right on his duty belt.
It’s no surprise that there’s a huge spike in hammer violence when rappers like MC Hammer are glorifying hammers
Darwin had that theory of the evolution of the human species. Me thinks he might have been wrong, some have not evolved, since we are back to caveman-type behavior by some. See it, want it? Just take it. Resistance? Just club them!
Stanley Kirk Burrell
MC Hammer
Mike drop
I read that also ridiculous and we could save literally billions of dollars closing some of the schools so many are under utilized. They could easily be combined by wasting taxpayers money is what Democrats do to buy the votes. If this was any other business, Brandon and his crew of school have been thrown out years ago.
Most important- Registration fee, then annual fee thereafter payable to the city of chicago.
And DEAD BLOW hammers should be in a special classification.
Dead blow hammers have a cavity in the head about one-third full of lead shot that strikes just after impact, magnifying the blow and reducing hand fatigue.
A most terrible weapon.
Kamala for President of Somalia Says
:
I like to get hammered as much as possible, as well as getting nailed as much as possible. This is why you can usually find me tiptoeing thru the tulips, with my fellow Oompa Loompas .
Going out and getting hammered has a whole new meaning now.
The Spilotro Treatment???
You’ll have to pry my shillelagh from my cold dead hands.
This will not comply.
GREAT IDEA! Maybe a new statue for spoons, forks and knives too! SFKOID card required to purchase AND own! No one gets grandfathered!
A few of those look like shillelaghs. Will the lock ups be full of old Irish turkey birds?
I'm shocked SCC didn't mention that /s
They should put up signs at the entrances to the CTAS train stops. "Absolutely NO Hammers allowed! They could all be installed by a new startup company named Daley-Vanecko sign Co. For $5000.00 each
There should also be a form to fill out before the background check for all hammer purchases. Do you suffer from mental illness? Do you use Drugs? Have you been charged with domestic assault including misdemeanors? This simple questionnaire could reduce hammer murders to almost Zero.
Hammers should have a rigid handle at least 18 inches in length and fixed so that it cant be collapsed or folded. It is far to easy to conceal a hammer with a collapsable handle.
Oh no. I think he liked getting whacked by his boyfriend.
https://youtu.be/lGMOB2K78iM
Ban 3D printing of hammers? Sounds sarcastic, but actually close to the truth. The progressives who always claim defend democracy (only against Republicans but never from communists and criminals) have legislated in a few states to mandate 3D printer software to detect and block the manufacturing of gun and gun related parts.
https://www.pcmag.com/opinions/state-ghost-gun-bans-3d-printer-legislation
I was expecting to see pictures of the "other" hammers that should be better controlled. I believe those are better known on the street as "gavels" and they do far more damage to society than any claw or ball-peen hammer EVER has.
Looking at the long, thick, and hard handles on some of these manly hammers, does the Keesing Bandit have preferred dimensions and/or a favorite style?
Oh Nancy where are you and Paulie on this new danger to your community. Ban the hammer and have Paulie wear some pants when his "guests" stop by and hammer out this most important issue.
Hammers are a threat to democracy. It's all Trumps fault.
Training is required but only in Chicago. The Circus Clowns running this city need all the training they can get.
HS from Bolo who a frequent liar and putting out fiction on police be aware she was and has made false accusations on Ex boyfriends who allegedly forced CSA she has mental illness lied and wants to retaliate on a PO who doesn’t know her . It’s on data wear house she goes around looking for drama notify BIA because she’s the alleged Vic Wonder lake PD a call . 2005 31 OCT 2005 . Bolo for screwball that convicted her boyfriend from a warehouse store where both work at .
Where's Peter Paul and Mary when you need them? A hammer song already exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxWTDcP9Y5E
Uh oh are they banning using: getting hammered or got really hammered? I'm so confused. ER is now ED and all I can think of is the emergency room is now the erectile dysfunction room? Now we can't get hammered?
Great post SCC
There was a public inebriate who walked around with a pint of whisky in an old west style holster too.
Court's in session! Here come da judge!
Do private citizens really need to actually own a hammer?
As humorous as this is some moronic demorat (that's an oxy moron) will cut & paste & pass this off as potential new legislation. So in 6 months to a year when some left wing multi binary non descript person who claims birthright but still wants reparations who is championing new legislation on the sale, use & history of hammers!! It will garner widespread Demoratic support & no one except for the fine people/folk who read this blog will know where it got the background for the new law
I'm told that the bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms & Explosives is adding hammers to their title they will now be known as H.A.T.F.&E. They have already stopped incoming sledge, dead blow & jack hammers from coming in from overseas. You will need a Federal permit for any hammer larger than 24 ounces & ANY hammer that can be modified to include the fully automatic switches to the handle.
and every hammer in Illinois will have a serial number!!!
noone needs a:
* 16 caliber... ummm oz.. hammer
* sledgehammer - will peter Gabriel be censored?
* claw hammer
* pneumatic hammer...
"we got dis' love, democRATS
If the commies ban the hammer, then they need to ban the sickle, and that aint happening!
Id rather be a hammer than a nail, yes I would. Simon and Garfunkle
A shillelagh!
Fully automatic air hammers. Undetectable wooden and leather mallets. Giant assault "circus" mauls. Concealable tack hammers. Some maniacs even put a knife edge on their hammer and call it an axe! Won't anyone think of the children!
OT: It's a bowie knife AND a .22
https://x.com/i/status/2052028012980302250
Dad was known on the street as hatchet man & everyone was always friendly
When hammers are outlawed, only carpenters will have hammers
COLLAPSIBLE SLEDGEHAMMER
Rapid Assault Tools
https://shop.blazedefensesystems.com/shop/ols/products/collapsible-sledgehammer?setCurrencyId=1&sku=&srsltid=AfmBOorfFguElzB3mynsIgdUBCEWMSvwJM3d9HSwRetqZlgZ1_d8cM5iL5w
Wtf are you talking about?
My wise old man taught me that every tool is a hammer
I heard that the TSA confiscated Thor's hammer at the gates. Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir, is the iconic weapon of the Norse thunder‑god Thor — a short‑handled, mountain‑crushing hammer that symbolizes protection, blessing, and the power to hold chaos at bay.
In GTA you can go into a pawn shop and buy a hammer. No questions asked.
"Dead-On" tools makes a hammer that looks more like a post-apocalyptic Zombie weapon than a carpenter's hammer. But it works fine for carpentry. Ask me how I know?
They are currently enacting legislation in Springfield that will restrict hammers to only licensed carpenters. Those carpenters will be required to keep them locked up during non-work hours. Anyone caught with a hammer without a permit will be charged with UUH. Governor Pretzleburger (Fat ass) has declared his intentions to sign it immediately. He claims that it will make the children safer, and blamed Trump for just anyone being able to buy a hammer.
No because conehead will be carrying one and wearing a red nose and pointy hat.
A famous Clint Eastwood line...after a fight he places the handle back in the barrel, and says "Aint nothing I like better then a good piece of hickory"
Aren't the Hells Angels carrying hammers nowadays?
+1
I've seen them. They have a matte black finish and a military grade look to them. These will be included in the new assault hammer ban.
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