Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Hammer Guy Again

Aren't "hammer control laws" supposed to prevent him from re-arming himself with hammers?

  • A man who went viral this spring when video circulated of him boarding a Red Line train and threatening to kill people while wielding two hammers is cooling his heels in the Cook County Jail after allegedly threatening to kill a sheriff’s police officer who woke him up and told him he could not sleep on the Red Line — with hammers.

    Eric Vinson, 51, of Bartlett, has been arrested at least 49 times since 2015, according to court records, including twice since he gained a fleeting moment of internet fame with that cellphone video in mid-March.

    The footage, which has been viewed tens of millions of times on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok, showed Vinson boarding a Red Line train while brandishing a metal hammer in each hand and threatening to kill passengers, one of whom recorded the incident. Other passengers tried to ignore him by looking at their phones or staring at the floor. Ultimately, no injuries were reported.

    About 10 days later, on March 27, Chicago police arrested Vinson after he allegedly threatened to kill a 55-year-old service station employee with a hammer in the 8700 block of South State Street.

It's only a matter of time before someone shoots this asshole, probably the police. But we wouldn't be surprised if someone else does it.

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39 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not ceaseless, nauseating, brainless "black violence" that must, when all of the costs are added up, consume a good chunk of the Gross Domestic Product in this country.

Now it's "hammer violence."

Hardware stores that sell these must pay!

Yawn.

A total lack of credibility for at least the last fifty years doesn't bother some people in the slightest. They just keep hammerin up the drugstore and calling it "pharmaceutical genocide" when the place boards up and moves away.

Uh...this doesn't work anymore.

You are full of s**t.

(big news flash)



5/05/2026 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again and again and again.

So where's this alleged Burke The Miracle Worker?

Don't ask.

5/05/2026 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sooner the dirt nap the better for society

5/05/2026 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hammers should have serial numbers and be controlled. Any hammer without a serial number is a ghost hammer.

5/05/2026 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago he would have been committed to one of Illinois's mental health hospitals and would be permitted to carry paper mache hammers to keep him occupied.

5/05/2026 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The red line doesn't go to Bartlett

5/05/2026 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Lionel Hutz said...

"Stop, Hammer Time"

Oh, they got this all screwed up.

"Stop Hammer Time!"

5/05/2026 05:18:00 AM  
Blogger Retired 82 said...

Let's hope someone other than the police shoots this hammer time guy. The PoPo got enough on their plate.

5/05/2026 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe Paul Pelosi would find this guy twice as sexy.

5/05/2026 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thor, one of conehead's violence interrupters.

5/05/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should shoot him right in the face, but then again they would go after the person protecting themselves in this democratic shit hole

5/05/2026 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MC Hammer?

5/05/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calling Paul Kersey!

5/05/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should need three forms of ID to buy a hammer!

5/05/2026 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cain't touch dis!

5/05/2026 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that if they keep letting him loose, someone will end up dropping the hammer on him. The article did not state if he is a valid HOID holder with a concealed carry permit.

5/05/2026 08:42:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

He's from Bartlett?

5/05/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hammer time!!"...MC Hammer. " Bang bang Maxwells silver Hammer came down upon his head..", The Beatles. " ..if I had a hammer" , Peter, Paul and Mary. Feel free to add any other songs with the word
" hammer" ..

5/05/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Too soon?" (sarcasm;off)

5/05/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her office can litigate these cases until the cows come home. Its the judges who keep releasing these oxygen thieves to the streets to prey on the public!

5/05/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better that a civilian shoots at him better chance of getting hit.

5/05/2026 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When they took his Hammers away did he say" Cant't touch this" Its Hammer time.

5/05/2026 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We would be a multi-planetary, space-faring civilization by now if it wasn’t for the welfare class leeching ever more resources from the system year after year, decade after decade, continually demanding more and more.

5/05/2026 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Que-up Rod Stewart.

5/05/2026 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can believe they let just anybody buy a hammer and let them walk out of the store.

5/05/2026 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hammers don't kill people. People kill people. Are pencil erasers responsible for spelling errors?

5/05/2026 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard his last judge apologized to him because his hammer was taken away.

5/05/2026 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't Touch This

5/05/2026 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to nail this guy....rim shot

5/05/2026 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger anymouse said...

What Illinois needs to do is create an H.O.I.D. card so that we know when people buy a hammer they have been trained and the hammer is registered.

5/05/2026 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you really should have a background check before you are allowed to buy a hammer. Fingerprints and a DNA sample should go to the Feds for every hammer sale.

5/05/2026 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a beat off

5/05/2026 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drop the hammer and grab the cannoli

5/05/2026 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about this hammer guy Secret Service gets caught grabbing his own hammer how dumb can these guys be? Who are they hiring? We think Chicago coppers summer are insane. Look at this moron!
https://dailycaller.com/2026/05/05/police-arrest-secret-service-agent-john-spillman-allegedly-following-woman-hotel-public-masturbation-donald-trump-security/

5/05/2026 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land

5/05/2026 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad, but true. The civilian would not only get prosecuted, but also sued by hammer-man or his next of kin. What a fucked-up world we live in.

5/05/2026 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad Rahm closed them!

5/06/2026 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do officers believe arrestees who are obviously lying about where they live? Just put down homeless.

5/06/2026 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Secret Service hire:

https://abcnews.com/amp/US/secret-service-trainee-accused-spying-roommate-hidden-camera/story?id=131901563

5/06/2026 09:14:00 AM  

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