Quick Hits

A few fun stories....another Brandon body:

• A man was shot Saturday night in an alley in the Hermosa neighborhood, and it’s unclear how long he lay there before anyone found him, because no one called 911 to report gunfire, he did not cooperate with police, and the ShotSpotter gunshot detection system that once covered the area was shut down by Mayor Brandon Johnson in September 2024.

That's Number Eighty-Nine. Any predictions on when Conehead will hit 100?

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Time to outlaw scooters!

• A man was hospitalized after he was shot by someone on a scooter Sunday night in the Austin neighborhood, Chicago police said.

  The 35-year-old was outside about 10:15 p.m. in the 900 block of South Kilpatrick Avenue when a male gunman on a scooter opened fire in his direction, police said in a statement.

  The man was taken to Mount Sinai Hospital with multiple gunshot wounds , police said. He was listed in fair condition. Police reported no arrests.

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And yet another ILLEGAL ALIEN culturally enriching Chicago:

• A Venezuelan migrant has been ordered detained after prosecutors accused him of dragging a Chicago police officer with a car during a South Side traffic stop, then biting and punching officers while threatening to kill one of them.

  Jose Yorwin Marquez, 22, is charged with two counts of aggravated battery to a peace officer, two counts of resisting or obstructing a peace officer, and multiple traffic violations, including driving without ever having been issued a driver’s license.

Remember, this is who Fata$$ is protecting and who Conehead is spending countless million on.