Slow News Day?
This is "newsworthy" now? Instead of routine?
Chicago police shot a dog after it had attacked two people, seriously injuring them, early Sunday morning at a home in North Lawndale on the city’s Southwest Side.
According to police, a 15-year-old girl and a 25-year-old woman were attacked by a dog inside a residence in the 4200 block of West Cullerton Street just after 5:30 a.m. After officers arrived on scene, one fired their gun and hit the dog.
The 15-year-old girl was taken to an area hospital in serious condition with multiple puncture wounds and cuts on her arms, and the 25-year-old woman was also taken to an area hospital in serious condition with puncture wounds to her hands.
And the finishing touch?
- Police did not provide an update on the condition of the dog....
At least they didn't "report" the race of the dog - that would have been typical of the media.
Are the Officers on Thirty Day Desk Duty now?
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Did the media call the dog a "victim"?
News media: Demonizing the police every chance they get!
Not on desk duty but have to clean out the K-9 stalls for the next thirty days! But seriously what kind of dog? I'm sure it was a labradoodle named fluffy??
The news showed a dog being removed. There was either more than one dog, or somebody "shot at" the dog and missed.
Is Al Sharpton holding a press.conference?
Ahhh.. The dog days of summer.
If the dog lives he will get no cash bail and ankle monitor till his next hearing.
t'was a chihuahua named Cujo
No take a good look at the dog they put in the truck. He was covered with blood those pit bulls are tough
Good luck on the detective test
Hey WGN, North Lawndale is not on the city's Southwest side.
Use a map next time.
Dog still can vote and get EBT card though.
Bad doggie! Bad doggie!
Rumor has it COPA arrived on scene and managed to get a deathbed statement out of the dog....and a pawprint on a complaint to be used against the officers for a formal complaint....
So before you ask, Little Tommy, the dog's not going to be ok. -- Uncle Lar
Tribune had a picture of the dog in a cap and gown at his graduation from obedience school. Momma was in tears yapping that he wanted to be a vet but the poleece kilt him. Ben Crump was supposed to be on the way.
Are we talking two or four legged.
Used to be a missle X. Clean your gun and go clear 19-X ray.
Hey Uncle Lar, is the dog going to be alright?
Chihuahuas are mean.
2 legged dog?
It was a dark colored dog ;p;
Doggone.
The dog has contacted office of the Lassie attorneys group. The city will settle for $500K
was it a 4 legged or 2 legged dog?
Dog was mad because he was looking for midnight basketball or go fetch.
7/27/2026 07:51:13 AM,
I thought it was a brindle, but I know for sure, you are a jagoff.
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