Seems Plausible
From that paradigm of truthful reporting, the Babylon Bee:
Mayor Brandon Johnson credited Chicago's drop in reported crime to his new policy of holding the crime statistics chart upside down.
While previous mayors held the chart right side up, making crime appear to be on the rise, Johnson came up with the idea of simply flipping the chart over.
"And as you can see," said Johnson, pausing for dramatic effect as he turned the chart upside-down. "Crime is actually falling at a historic rate. The arrow is pointing down. We did it. Good job, me."
The included photo is funny:
This one is still funnier though:
"math?"
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
15 Comments:
They told me there would be no math.
He needs to fire his outrageously expensive make -up person. See the nasty bumps covering his face
So bad he really is sad.
Cannot make up his level of stupid
Funny, but we all know its bullshit..Have anyone ever seen a statistical chart that shows a decline in something in a straight arrow downward??? If something declines its usually a zig zag downward arrow because something that drops usually happens slow not like a drop off a 100 story building...Whoever came up with that chart is a complete moron just like the Mayor. It shows his administration is just as stupid as he is.
That stupid look must be heridatary B Banks had that same look going on all the time..lol
Without out a bit of a doubt the dumbest, ignoramus to ever hold the office of mayor, and there were more than a few of them !
Looks like he either saw a ghost or a mirror.
I think your over thinking it.
it's the Babylon Bee... satire site - hilarious.
This shows his voters are as stupid as he is.
I knew it!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Liberal mind doesn't seem "plausible." More like "beyond comprehension."
They never stop pushing "gun control;" no bayonet lugs, no pistol grips, all FFL dealer records to be kept for 900 years instead of just 800...but when they nail a genuine transnational badass steal-and-sell-anything-to-anyone who contributes immeasurably to the vastly expensive carnage on our streets, they do everything they can to let him go.
Feds prepare to deport alleged Tren de Aragua member after Cook County let him walk for selling rifles to undercover ATF agents
He...led [agents] to a garage, retrieved a red bag, and repeated, “I’m the one who gets this,” before producing a 5.56-caliber rifle and a 7.62-caliber rifle that prosecutors said he offered to sell for $3,800. The transaction was allegedly captured on video and audio.
Instead of handing Vasquez Hernandez over to federal authorities, the state released him immediately after processing him on the gun sale sentence, records show. He did not even have to spend a single night in prison...
https://cwbchicago.com/2026/07/feds-prepare-to-deport-alleged-tren-de-aragua-member-after-cook-county-let-him-walk-for-selling-rifles-to-undercover-atf-agents.html
Anyone chanting "Defund police" and "Abolish ICE" has chosen to support drug-dealing, gang-banging murderers.
This includes the Mayor of Chicago and the Governor of Illinois.
...but you knew that already, huh?
Thanks again to CWB Chicago.
Can someone please explain to me why Conehead is so ignorant and stupid? Please. In all seriousness.
Why don't they hold him at Northwestern? He is obviously insane.
Court checks Pritzker as Trump administration scores another immigration win
The ruling invalidates the RISE Act and Illinois DREAM Act, marking another win for Trump's immigration agenda
Gov. JB Pritzker was dealt a major legal blow Friday after a federal judge gutted key state laws providing in-state tuition, financial aid and scholarships to illegal immigrants, marking another win for the Trump administration's nationwide immigration agenda.
U.S. Attorney Steven Weinhoeft celebrated the ruling.
"Illinois sought to incentivize illegal immigration on the taxpayer's dime by treating illegal aliens better than U.S. citizens living in other states, in clear violation of federal law," Weinhoeft said in a statement. "This ruling enforces the statute Congress wrote and stops the State from putting illegal aliens ahead of American citizens."
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/court-checks-pritzker-trump-administration-scores-another-immigration-win
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