Saturday, July 25, 2026

Seems Plausible

From that paradigm of truthful reporting, the Babylon Bee:

  • Mayor Brandon Johnson credited Chicago's drop in reported crime to his new policy of holding the crime statistics chart upside down.

    While previous mayors held the chart right side up, making crime appear to be on the rise, Johnson came up with the idea of simply flipping the chart over.

    "And as you can see," said Johnson, pausing for dramatic effect as he turned the chart upside-down. "Crime is actually falling at a historic rate. The arrow is pointing down. We did it. Good job, me."

The included photo is funny:

 

This one is still funnier though:

 

"math?"

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