Another Flyer
A flying pedestrian this time:
A 10-time convicted felon jumped from a third-floor window in a South Shore apartment building in an ill-fated attempt to escape Chicago police who arrived while he was allegedly burglarizing a woman’s home, prosecutors said.
Martel Brown, 37, is charged with burglary, and officials are seeking to revoke his parole following the August 5 incident in the 2000 block of East 68th Street.
According to a detention filing, CPD responded around 2:30 p.m. after a woman reported seeing a man with face tattoos kick in the front door of her apartment via her Ring camera feed. When officers arrived, they went to the back of the building and saw a ladder leaning against the building toward an open window, a CPD arrest report said. As officers tried to enter one of the units, they were told the burglar was escaping through a third-floor front window.
Brown then jumped from the third floor to the ground, prosecutors said. He suffered injuries to both legs and was taken to University of Chicago Medical Center, where he was reported to be in good condition. The woman who saw the burglary on her Ring camera arrived and provided the video to police, according to the CPD report.
Evidently he wasn't drinking his allotment of Red Bull, which we're told gives you wings.
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28 Comments:
Was the punk singing ....I can fly like a eagle...
Any time I see someone with face tattoo's...my hand is reaching for my Ruger.
"I Believe I Can Fly" - R. Kelly
Revoke his parole, lol He can rest up his ankles at the Hospital and when he feels better they will fit him with an ankle monitor.
Too bad he didn’t die
Should have landed on his head.
Hope the turf survived
Wonder what this cost the taxpayers or is there a health insurance plan for criminals I'm unaware of?
More taxpayer money wasted on this POS.
Bet that hurt.
Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
His baby mama named him after her favorite ghetto drink.
As Brown passed the second floor he was heard saying, so far so good.
3rd floor windows be racist
Did he do a Triple Lindy like Rodney Dangerfield???.
Not sure about the Red Bull comment.
Damn you’re cool.
He lived ? WTF. Like a cockroach
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Apparently he didnt get the message about the Red Bull. He was drinking Malt Liquor. It was the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull that got him.
If they stop dragging these mutts to the hospital and fix them, maybe they’ll get the message. What a waste of money. Let him live with broken legs and a cracked head.
Gravity is a bitch
Did he bounce?
When asked why he jumped, he replied, " Seemed like a good idea at the time".
He thought he was on the ground level
Fly Robin Fly...up up to the sky...Ooh! Muh feets hurts office. Call me a bambulance.. Okay...your a bambulance. (rim shot)
The burglary suspect pursuit should have been terminated. The officers in performance of their lawful duties investigating an active burglary while armed and in uniform, caused the perpetrator to flee and resort to desperate measures to evade lawful apprehension. The officers failed to self terminate the chase given the risks of a desperate fleeing felon offender and the height of the felony pursuit using the balancing test for the "in progress" Class 2 felony crime of Residential Burglary.
And thanks to socialist democrat Government Pritzker's cashless bond Safe-T-Act, he will receive not one , but two (2) useless electronic monitors upon release. Hopefully the monitors will weigh him down so he won't be climbing ladders like a monkey creeping into other peoples apartments. He's climbing in your windows and snatching up your people, hide your kids, hide your wife...
Even Batman used his Bat Rope!!! Holy Jumpers Batman.
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