Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Another Flyer

A flying pedestrian this time:

  • A 10-time convicted felon jumped from a third-floor window in a South Shore apartment building in an ill-fated attempt to escape Chicago police who arrived while he was allegedly burglarizing a woman’s home, prosecutors said.

    Martel Brown, 37, is charged with burglary, and officials are seeking to revoke his parole following the August 5 incident in the 2000 block of East 68th Street.

    According to a detention filing, CPD responded around 2:30 p.m. after a woman reported seeing a man with face tattoos kick in the front door of her apartment via her Ring camera feed. When officers arrived, they went to the back of the building and saw a ladder leaning against the building toward an open window, a CPD arrest report said. As officers tried to enter one of the units, they were told the burglar was escaping through a third-floor front window.

    Brown then jumped from the third floor to the ground, prosecutors said. He suffered injuries to both legs and was taken to University of Chicago Medical Center, where he was reported to be in good condition. The woman who saw the burglary on her Ring camera arrived and provided the video to police, according to the CPD report.

Evidently he wasn't drinking his allotment of Red Bull, which we're told gives you wings.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the punk singing ....I can fly like a eagle...

8/11/2026 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any time I see someone with face tattoo's...my hand is reaching for my Ruger.

8/11/2026 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I Believe I Can Fly" - R. Kelly

8/11/2026 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Revoke his parole, lol He can rest up his ankles at the Hospital and when he feels better they will fit him with an ankle monitor.

8/11/2026 04:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn’t die

8/11/2026 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have landed on his head.

8/11/2026 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope the turf survived

8/11/2026 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder what this cost the taxpayers or is there a health insurance plan for criminals I'm unaware of?

8/11/2026 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More taxpayer money wasted on this POS.

8/11/2026 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet that hurt.

8/11/2026 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

8/11/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His baby mama named him after her favorite ghetto drink.

8/11/2026 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Brown passed the second floor he was heard saying, so far so good.

8/11/2026 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3rd floor windows be racist

8/11/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he do a Triple Lindy like Rodney Dangerfield???.

8/11/2026 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure about the Red Bull comment.

8/11/2026 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you’re cool.

8/11/2026 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He lived ? WTF. Like a cockroach

8/11/2026 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never Again? Airlines Obstruct ICE Crackdown on Same Visa Overstays that Enabled 9/11 Hijackers…
https://www.breitbart.com/border/2026/08/11/never-again-airlines-obstruct-ice-crackdown-on-the-very-visa-overstays-that-enabled-9-11-hijackers/

8/11/2026 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently he didnt get the message about the Red Bull. He was drinking Malt Liquor. It was the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull that got him.

8/11/2026 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they stop dragging these mutts to the hospital and fix them, maybe they’ll get the message. What a waste of money. Let him live with broken legs and a cracked head.

8/11/2026 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gravity is a bitch

8/11/2026 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he bounce?

8/11/2026 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When asked why he jumped, he replied, " Seemed like a good idea at the time".

8/11/2026 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He thought he was on the ground level

8/11/2026 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fly Robin Fly...up up to the sky...Ooh! Muh feets hurts office. Call me a bambulance.. Okay...your a bambulance. (rim shot)

8/11/2026 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The burglary suspect pursuit should have been terminated. The officers in performance of their lawful duties investigating an active burglary while armed and in uniform, caused the perpetrator to flee and resort to desperate measures to evade lawful apprehension. The officers failed to self terminate the chase given the risks of a desperate fleeing felon offender and the height of the felony pursuit using the balancing test for the "in progress" Class 2 felony crime of Residential Burglary.
And thanks to socialist democrat Government Pritzker's cashless bond Safe-T-Act, he will receive not one , but two (2) useless electronic monitors upon release. Hopefully the monitors will weigh him down so he won't be climbing ladders like a monkey creeping into other peoples apartments. He's climbing in your windows and snatching up your people, hide your kids, hide your wife...

8/11/2026 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Batman used his Bat Rope!!! Holy Jumpers Batman.

8/11/2026 06:53:00 PM  

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