Sunday, August 16, 2026

Bad Week

In light of the HeyJackass.com hiatus, we're stuck searching around for reliable numbers tracking week over week violence.

This report isn't one of them (SubX News is kind of hinky), but it's a set of numbers we hadn't seen put together in a while:

It was titled "Chicago Death Zone" which was kind of catchy and appealed to our darker sense of humor. 

They also had an article up about whether or not CPD stats could be relied on for accuracy (NEWSFLASH: they cannot be as detailed here for years). 

We'll see what the future holds.

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn’t believe anything coming from CPD hierarchy.

8/16/2026 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No reports? No crime. No stats? No crime.

Democrats: See?! Crime is down! We told ya so...

8/16/2026 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get those numbers up

8/16/2026 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Keep the line moving.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/16/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: What about NBC5 CBS2 or WGN9, Slum Times, Tribune HA HA HA.
Thanx for your efforts! It clearly is a labor of love!

8/16/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but interesting: New Orleans is switching it's 911 system to AI call takers.

8/16/2026 08:00:00 AM  

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