Bad Week
In light of the HeyJackass.com hiatus, we're stuck searching around for reliable numbers tracking week over week violence.
This report isn't one of them (SubX News is kind of hinky), but it's a set of numbers we hadn't seen put together in a while:
SubX.News® Crime Report Aug 11 2026
Chicago violence that started Friday morning continued into early Tuesday with 29 people shot 11 fatally in less than four days, along with two women stabbed to death and a 25-year-old woman struck and killed by a driver.
The violence included three triple shootings and five double shootings, with 14 people dead overall since the first shooting at 9:14 a.m. Friday Aug 7.
It was titled "Chicago Death Zone" which was kind of catchy and appealed to our darker sense of humor.
They also had an article up about whether or not CPD stats could be relied on for accuracy (NEWSFLASH: they cannot be as detailed here for years).
We'll see what the future holds.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
20 Comments:
I wouldn’t believe anything coming from CPD hierarchy.
No reports? No crime. No stats? No crime.
Democrats: See?! Crime is down! We told ya so...
Get those numbers up
Keep the line moving.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
SCC: What about NBC5 CBS2 or WGN9, Slum Times, Tribune HA HA HA.
Thanx for your efforts! It clearly is a labor of love!
Off topic but interesting: New Orleans is switching it's 911 system to AI call takers.
Interesting. I wonder if the AI can hack into your home internet and steal since no one today uses a “landline’ anymore?
And who are the offenders, see yesterdays traffic post.
AH HA !! I was right, I identified as a shot spotter and predicted there would be shots fired on the south side and west side... I was right,,, now pay me
just like our headquarters, it's full of artificial intelligence
We’re there any signs posted?
"Crime is down since my administration took office"- BJ the clown
You said it and I agree. Things are messed up and we are constantly being lied to. I never worked around so many incompetent bosses.
LOL! Everyone wants out of here. How long will the charades hold up?
If you trust CPD numbers you need your head examined. Homicides are death investigations, robberies are thefts and agg batteries are simple assaults. Poof! The Numbers are fixed!
If you have a land line it is fiber optic. They phased out the old copper lines.
Gary residents complaining about power. NIPSCO should tell them to quit shooting at the trucks....
Kees! Kees! And tripple Kees!
The Self-Cleaning Oven never sleeps.
As long as all victims of violence are democrats IDGAF and neither should you. Cut paper and get coffee. Fuck em
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