Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Bloody Sunday

CWB picking up the HeyJackass.com ball:

  • Six people were murdered and another ten people survived being shot across Chicago on Sunday, a wave of violence that drove the weekend’s shooting total to 25 victims, according to preliminary information provided by Chicago police and reviewed by the independent crime data analysis site HeyJackass.com.

    Compared to the same weekend in previous years, 2026 will go down as the “best” in over a decade, with one fewer victim than last year. Since 2015, the weekend has averaged eight homicides with 37 non-fatal shooting victims, according to HeyJackass data analysis.

They're in contact with the HeyJackass people at some level, so that's good.

Crime is still down, though that doesn't make the families of the six dead people feel any better. 

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16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s a complete shit show on the streets of Chicago.

8/18/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD: "Crime is down because ... we say so!"

8/18/2026 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesng Bandit said...

Blame it on the Air and Water Show.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/18/2026 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Blame it on the Air and Water Show.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/18/2026 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The families may feel bad but the big picture is the city is most likely six criminals safer.

8/18/2026 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feral funnin and selection season is in full swing. Thrilled CWBChicago is picking up the mantle. Hey Jackass looks like a ton of work.

8/18/2026 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Office of Gun Violence Reduction is hot on the trail of the offenders.

8/18/2026 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BJ says tourism is KA-BOOMING here in Stalingrad on the Lake.

8/18/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double Keeses.

8/18/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to wonder what the real crime rate is when police are often unavailable to answer calls. That tells you a lot.

8/18/2026 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pull the police out of those troubled communities.
Let the self-cleaning oven do its job in the ghetto.

8/18/2026 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Crime is down since my administration took office"- Brandon Johnson

8/18/2026 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Law enforcement is a sickness!"- Brandon Johnson

8/18/2026 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont know how much more Chicago can suffer with this fool as mayor. Add to that our present governor and we are in a pickle for sure. Profound generational changes are occurring that are making this city and state unliveable. I dont even care about lifting residency anymore. I want all the way out of this looney bin.

8/18/2026 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumors are that Conehead got another case of the vapors and was rushed to a "stress clinic" sometime in the last 24 hours. Can anyone confirm? Is mayor "Foolio" under the weather? We hear they found him in the prize closet drinking some Cristal and sucking his thumb. Sad if true.

8/18/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: if you're ever light on content, there are as you know, good things from your readers, with linkage.
Even Paul Harvey would say "from the mailbag......"
Thank you for the truth! Few places to get it.
Too, everyone needs a day away, a rest, time....

8/18/2026 08:54:00 AM  

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