Sunday, September 13, 2026

Commander 005 - DEI Hire

This happened in 005 the other day:



 A non-demonized minor child decided to throw a rock at a homeless person, missed, and hit a window of the 005th District station causing it to shatter. Notifications up and down the chain of command with CPIC getting a call. So what is Commander Jackson worried about?



Apologies for the poor quality of the picture (that happens when you take a phone snapshot of a computer screen) but the narrative reads as follows:

  • When you encounter a person or population that lacks adequate housing, or nightly shelter the term UNHOUSED or UNSHELTERED  referrenenced.
  • The attached depicts an example of a notification that was poorly vetted . Ensure proof reading prior to dissemination of docs / emails.

Speaking of "proofreading" we'd suggest the commander have someone go over his writing as we spotted improper punctuation, atrocious grammar, and a number of spelling errors.

Perhaps worry more about twelve-year-old girls throwing rocks at homeless sidewalk inspectors than a CPIC notification no one will ever see or care about. 

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65 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

More concern should be given to the age of this commander. Isnt he like 60. Retire already dude.

9/13/2026 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the police, but when the public doesn't RESPECT the uniform, badge or authority your PH FUKED!!! When you're boss is more angered at what you called a "victim" I mean potential victim than the fact that a feral animal has zero regard & respect at where she is committing a crime & depending on the size of said rock & where it may have hit the HOMELESS person potentially an attempted murder right in front of the police station you're commander has failed, CAPS has failed & another black mark (excuse the pun) on a certain section of the population. Where did the commander go to colage?

9/13/2026 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop SCC, he be educated.

9/13/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit all the way. Clown as a Lt in area 4, clown as a Captain in 003 and has destroyed 005 thus far. But, he will be the next commander of A2 detectives. Good news for 005, terrible news for A2.

9/13/2026 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess "fuckin' bum" is definitely out then???

9/13/2026 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the leadership, a joke! That is why I lost all respect for the bosses.

9/13/2026 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Frog said...

"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." ... this is the Dr Suess quote Commander Frog signs his emails with. Moron

9/13/2026 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is way off his rocker. Tells officers he doesn’t believe sexual harassment exists in the workplace. Has repeatedly told female officers how good they look from the waist down (literally) and what some could do to improve. Screamed at officers about he wasn’t notified of an officer that had an on duty medical emergency at 95 & the red line on 006’s side. Does this goof realize 005 doesn’t share the zone with 006?

9/13/2026 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as embarrassing as 1000 in 10th district putting in closures and half hour later opening them up again and then A half hour later closing them again. Fucking bosses can’t make a decision if it all 20 of them are together in the same room.

9/13/2026 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just declare the department dead. Saw it tonight or this morning first hand. Not enough good bosses left. Poor supervision at best. No idea how to command a company, just a snazzy white shirt and who cares.

9/13/2026 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unreal. Unhoused? More lib stupid. Well at least he can type and knows to end whatever babble with a period. I had an incompetent urgent care "Dr" write my real sex at the top of a report, then, throughout the report, refer to me as the opposite sex. Dei is very dangerous. Yet, we're still surrounded.by them.

9/13/2026 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll never forget when a sergeant corrected me when I said we are dealing with a mental. The sergeant came on the radio and said it's not mental, it's zebra. I ignored the comment and continued my description and said mental. These word games that the woke come up with are insane and I'm just never going to play along. The other one they like is unalived. WTF.

9/13/2026 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Low IQ buying into the bullshit will ruin everything. They don't have the brain power necessary to do anything but follow orders.

9/13/2026 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem boss. Put it in a DEPARTMENT DIRECTIVE.

9/13/2026 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad reading and writing abilities are not required of so many of the buffoons in the chain of command.

9/13/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greg Jackson- all merit box of rocks loser.

9/13/2026 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a piece of work..these are just some examples of the poor hires CPD promotes.

9/13/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess poopy pants piss bum is not in vogue anymore.

9/13/2026 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smelly Piss Bums used to be the proper nomenclature.

9/13/2026 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Froggy was over promoted when they dropped the first P from his PPO status.

9/13/2026 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess that calling them "Piss Bums" is out of fashion now.

9/13/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just say a 12 year old yute threw a rock at the station window, broke it and be done with it. Case reporting circa 1980.

9/13/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

What's wrong with "hobo"?

9/13/2026 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, I love this blog.

9/13/2026 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Ghost of Policeman’s Past said...

Froggy has been an Asshole his whole career! When he started in 005, making his way on to the tact team, to launching his merit career with his partner Eve Half-a-Man! They both have beaten the system without two brain cells between them!

9/13/2026 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naaaaa! I’ll just say Piss Bum.

9/13/2026 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I swear every fucking DEI boss I ever had the displeasure to have to work for were always the dumbest mfer's and always thought they were the smartest and on the way up they were always the laziest mfer's on the job. FU

9/13/2026 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the same Gregory Jackson that came on the job in early 1991 and started his career in 005? If so please respond.

9/13/2026 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was the longest run on sentence I have ever seen.

“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

9/13/2026 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was probably when the department added the “Z” when coding jobs. It wasn’t a “woke” thing, it was just for coding purposes. He probably didn’t want you using it over the air in case the mental heard and started to flip out. Relax a bit!

Funny thing is, they don’t want us using “Zebra” anymore. Ha!

9/13/2026 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out of the entire incident what was most important to this commander was the terminology of a homeless person. Yes, it is a homeless person regardless of what dumb made up terms the left spews.
I shouldn't say it but, is there disciplinary action for using the wrong leftie terminology?

9/13/2026 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, you leave Froggy alone.

9/13/2026 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell of an arm on that kid, Cubs or the Sox could use her around now.

9/13/2026 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he still tell war stories about his hard work in 011 with baby cline and company? Guys a clown. How low have we come to allow a clown like this to be a commander. Smh

9/13/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Referenced

9/13/2026 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve Dahl used to call them "apartment less"

9/13/2026 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need to curse. Call them “Piss Bums.”

9/13/2026 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Lone Star said...

That moron, as a detective division sergeant, would routinely call other areas for advice because he had no idea wtf he was doing. Perfect candidate for command spot.

9/13/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Bum” is a concise, simple, and apt description

9/13/2026 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really think one of them is a lawyer.

9/13/2026 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still owe 300K on my mortgage, so technically, I'm "unhoused" for the next 20 years.

9/13/2026 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They used to call him "froggy" in A/1. I always referred to him as the black "Cliff Clavin". Just like Cliff, (the mailman from Cheers for you Gen-Z people) he always thought he knew more than you.

9/13/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit pants mofo

9/13/2026 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

neurodivergent individuals

9/13/2026 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Froggy was the absolute dumbest person I've ever worked with. So dumb he actually thinks he's smart. Those who have worked with him have so many stories. Always grabbed a shotgun and drove around while a sergeant in Area 1. Should have been fired years ago for some of the dumb sh$t he would do. He started wearing a diaper after shitting himself on a chair and just left the chair there. Anyone who was unfortunate enough to report to him learned quick to avoid avoid avoid.

9/13/2026 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Breaking News: Conehead says he WILL run for re-election, Geez with a 6% approval rating?? There must be some behind the scenes of CTU negotiating with him for their support.

9/13/2026 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im guessing he got his degree from the DEI friendly St Joseph college and grill, where you get a free bowl of soup with every degree.

9/13/2026 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do they know the 12 year old identified and a female? huh? feel me?

9/13/2026 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new commander of 015, would be another DEI hire. This commander wants to boot the white tact Lt. For a female black Lt. Wants more black supervisors, wants an all black tactical team, and rumor is this commander has said out load, paraphrase, "any white officers who treat the community in any disrespectful way, I will personally sign their resignation letters." The person stating they will sign the resignation letter, would be the commander.

9/13/2026 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the watch doesnt get together and purposely say homeless as many times as possible on the radio daily you guys are pussies.

9/13/2026 11:50:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Speaking of idiots, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw on Channel 7 that Conehead is running again for mayor!!! Insane!!!

9/13/2026 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Froggy exemplifies what passes for leadership on this fucked up department. There are no shortage of dumb individuals that shouldn’t be the police let alone in a supervising police.

9/13/2026 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same Dude who was a ghost sgt in area one Detectives and when he did show up he was wearing a diaper because he had chronic 💩! He actually got dumped from area one btw

9/13/2026 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Destined to be the commander of area 2. Makes perfect sense. Any chance we can get someone else, like someone with experience being an area commander? Asking for a friend

9/13/2026 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beyond me why anyone does any police work anymore.

9/13/2026 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOIA the oral answers of the DEI merit promotions of sergeants, lieutenants and captains. Bet they get millions of views on you tube.

9/13/2026 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I mean this guy has the 005 SDSC as his lackeys. Basically want them to be CPIC of the district. We shouldn’t have to notify them for a car fire.

9/13/2026 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And for those that bitch, why eap is deployed. Aka Maja Ramirez…… there are about 30 “eap” people, deploying 3 isn’t going to take away from anything. It’s a bullshit spot for people who don’t care. That’s going to be civilianized either way. At the end of the they you a sworn police officer, stop hiding, and join the rest of us

9/13/2026 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget he answers on the radio as “CINCO”.

9/13/2026 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It does seem like the priority should be that a non-demonized yute is chucking rocks at a human being who happens to be homeless, not on what you call said homeless person.

9/13/2026 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey pal, show some respect. It's 'piss bum'...

9/13/2026 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reply All: "We're not doing that woke bullshit. rock thrower was a low IQ product of the CPS indoctrination factory, intended rock recipient was a homeless individual living on the sidewalk, the actual victim of the crime committed was the Chicago Police department in the city of Chicago. All because some dumb fuck like yourself wouldn't let us shooe the homeless off the sidewalk in front of the police station."

9/13/2026 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have a few years of no merit, no DEI promotions. The ship is almost completely sunk.

9/13/2026 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pension money grab

9/13/2026 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would "Hobo" work?

9/13/2026 02:50:00 PM  

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