Monday, September 14, 2026

Whoops

Weekends like this we really miss HeyJackass.com:

  • One man was killed and 6 other people, including a 14-year-old boy, were wounded when multiple gunmen opened fire Sunday afternoon on a crowd in Humboldt Park, police said. More than 70 shots were fired and, according to a preliminary report, a vehicle found at the scene was involved in a separate drive-by shooting on the West Side earlier this week.

    The shooting happened around 12:17 p.m. in the 700 block of North Christiana Avenue, near the alley between Christiana and Homan avenues, according to CPD.

    Six people were standing outside when two vehicles pulled up, and multiple gunmen got out and began shooting, police said. A 30-year-old woman driving nearby was struck by gunfire and crashed into a CTA bus, according to CPD.

    An officer who reviewed surveillance video reported that one of the gunmen, described as a Black male wearing a black hoodie over a white shirt and dark pants, appeared to suffer a leg fracture upon being struck by one of the getaway vehicles.

Gotta love when they run over one of their own. No doubt he'll be arrested at a hospital in short order.

No doubt these were all licensed Concealed Carriers with lawfully owned firearms, none stolen in suburban Park Ridge or anything like that. After all, it's impossible for felons to get firearms in Illinois these days. 

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish these guns would stop driving around shooting people (and folks)!

How do we end this "gun violence"?

9/14/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These incidents are providing great practice for trauma surgeons and their residents & fellows.

9/14/2026 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democratics love a great reality show in their backyard.

9/14/2026 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love Mexican Independence weekend celebrations...ghetto/gangbanger style!

9/14/2026 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a mass shooting should be redefined as number of bullets fired. 70 shots, six hit. Anything over 50 shots fired should be mass a shooting.

9/14/2026 06:50:00 AM  

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